dis should shut d noisy Chelsea fans up 4 nw.

My 3-1 prediction is finally coming true

M City 3-1 Chels (full time)

latsholly: its really hard 2 c a married man go home after work.my dad hangs out wiv his frnds at d club house.

My dear, dats not true. Your dad is not every man.
@op, yes I do.

maj007: Finally, nemesis has caught up with those Mokola policemen.

If you have ever been unjustly harassed in the name of stop and search operation by those guys you will agree that was nemesis.

Sometimes in January, I was rushing to meet someone at Cocoa House and there was heavy traffic 'cos of the on going construction work under that mokola bridge. I got down from the car and boarded a bike taking only my laptop bag. Almost instantly, I was stopped and was asked to follow them to the station. I felt like it was a dream. Upon my asking why, the two policemen said "move now or we drag u".

I had nothing to hide, so I followed them to their station. On getting there, they took me to one inner chamber where if anything had happen no-one will hear a thing. I was asked to identify myself which I did to the very best anyone can.

Before that, I asked them to let me call my colleague who was also in the car with me to update him of my whereabout. They declined and immediately confiscated my phone.

They took my laptop from my bag and requested that I compromise my password by telling them. I had to do it because it wld be stupid to refuse. They poured other content of the bag on the floor without any care. They found two external hard drives and two personal cheque booklets among some other things. Then came their accusation that they seriously suspect I WAS A YAHOO BOY, and hence they must scrutinize me thoroughly. They ransacked my laptop, storage device and phones. Read all my official documents, personal communications with friends and families as I watched on in heavy heart.

Eventually, when they could not find anything incriminating they asked " why do only u have two personal cheque booklets". At that point, having been delayed for more than two hours, missed my meeting and denied access to communication, my heart was hardened and started responding with annoyance. I told them that I am not aware it is now a crime to have as many as possible cheques. And that I will surely seek legal redress.

Eventually, they released me and I had to do damage limitation for the delay, missed meeting, and the incommunicado state they put me which proved very costly in later days.

I WISH THEM MORE OF SOLDIERS' BEATING. AMINNNNNNNNN

Amen bro...but beating is not enof. Doz men in black deserve worse fate. I dun feel pity wen I hear news of a policeman killed cos doz guys are killers in uniforms.

dasparrow:

What are you talking about? This girl has been engaged for barely a month or so and that is what you consider 'since'? And who told she is not planning her wedding? So just because she does not go online to announce to airheads like you the step by step preparation going on for her wedding like Annie Macaulay Idibia (Tubaba's wife) did, you sit there in your pathetic little world assuming there are no wedding plans and then typing rubbish all because you now have access to the internet?

Nigerians and negativity! Tufia!

Guy cool down small, u too vex. D guy yarn e mind, u too go drop ur line, waka. Abi d chick na ur sister?

fun
Joblessness at its peak.
Btw am still in love wit tiwa, wouldn't mind making her my second wife

fleps:

Don't you think they have to come back? With the Boko Haram misfortune of Nigeria on the increase, we even need more!
But I totally condemn the extortion. Please those extortionists should be arrested. We need genuine policing...

Wetin dis one dey talk? You obviously are not from around here.
Police and bokoharam, whats the relationship?

4bobo: i have 5000 naira bonus today, but i cant use it. IT IS A CRAP, because i dont just have anyone to call again on glo network.

Man, my free 2000 naira is expired already and I didn't get to call anyone.

This is funny. I guess this is a blow to those who planned on making a fortune out of the amnesty deal.

D dude thinks nairaland is facebook.

Una neva c anytin

This is very annoying. Imagine I have 2k free credit expiring in abt 2hrs and I have no one to call. Smh

Abdul Adam56: Yes! If you wil vote for muhammad buhari 2015?Click like here.

209 Likes and still more to come
Clearly Buhari got it. Atleast he wouldn't be a doormat if he became president.

It becomes routine to do medical checks abroad since the medical institutions here are not up to standard. Let's hope in d case of an extreme emergency Aso Rock has the technology to teleport you to Germany.

Jonathan sef....smh4u.

yuzedo: Why would i hustle, sweat and acquire a Rolls Royce and allow two ratchety alangba-looking ghetto babes with their hard, lumpy nyash sit down on the bonnet?? DO YOU WANT TO SPOIL THE ENGINE OF MOTOR I JUST BOUGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dats Tiwa and Chidinma on d Rolls Royce bro.

Chelsea,
Drogba cos of his offside goal against Nigeria.
Oh yes am a United fan.

Is GEJ confused? If bokoharam is not Islamic den why are northern Muslim elders advocating for amnesty?

50calibre:

Hmm I see! So how much did you buy a copy of her CD? I can see you are her advocate/attorney and a big fan but guess what, you client can't Sing one bit.

You are comparing tonto dike with talented guys like Jamie Foxx and Whitney who possess mastery and dexterity of music and at least one musical instrument?

People like you are the reason there is no quality control of Nigeria's entertainment industry because no matter the noise or garbage anyone churns out all in the name of music people will always buy. Anybody in the entertainment industry must be ready and able to accept criticism, critics make people improve or acknowledge their failures, there are movie critics, there are music critics, that's why America is the home of entertainment because people won't settle for anything short of the best. Kim kardashian, paris hilton once ventured into music but it ended as quick as it begun.

So you know what big bro? You are not a pain in the a*s, No. You are just a man of low taste, low expectations and low ambition.

In GEJ's voice "I don't give a damn"

You guys are soooo gullible. Is there any proof that this is for real? Nollywood lacks creativity but you don't av to be an expert to design this poster.

How is a name smuggled into such a list only in Naija.

possibilita: thank you for registering me,hey ppl i greet you all,pls help me i'm new on nairaland and i have been a big fan and a guest for two years

Welcome on board bro. Meet the good, the bad, the ugly and the insincere 9gerians

Impossicant. That thing dey reduce bride price oo.

50calibre: WRONG MESSAGE! this is what I think he should have said, it could have been more candid.


My fellow Nigerians, as we commemorate the suffering and death of Christ, I want you all to know that the suffering I intend to inflict on you all would make that of Jesus look like a tip of the iceberg.

As many families tuck into their Easter chickens and turkeys and as many who can't afford such, il have you know that I and my family would be celebrating ours with 5 cows, 12 chicken, 6 turkeys together with cartons of rozay all funded with national funds. I've released a paltry sum of N10b to be used by also rock for the celebration because we politicians deserve it.

I won't let the boko haram menace or the high fuel prices or the poor power situation or the poverty in this country dampen the spirit of Easter because as a matter of fact, I couldn't care less what happen to you all so I oblige everyone to suffer or die in silence and as you do, may God grant more grease to your elbow.

Happy Easter my fellow Nigerian and if we don't meet in this life, then see you in hell

Hehehe...dis bro na winsh. You av a point sha, just he doesn't av to say it to do worse.

spark@wil:
so dumb of u.

So smart of you

playcharles: is this d whole of benin, all the pix were taken on a particular location! only the round about is what im seeing

Me sef i tire mehn. I just move to benin last year and am loving the place. So many good and standard roads but i still dunno y the poster is only posting pix of Akpakpava, Ring Road and Sapele Road.

dubem3:

both, i guess

kk.. what's the opposite of pepper i know its a dumb question

adaobi123:

NRI PRIEST:

Oga mr. gullible, let me quickly remind you that Anambra has a better school system,health system,better road network and governance more than Edo. How many industries has your Oshio brought to Edo. He is wasting tax payers money to beautify Benin to please the Omo n' Oba while the rest of the stae rot in neglet. Anambra is relatively a new state still and you lots are not financially better of than us. Everythin Obi has done he did it with Anambra money. NO BORROWING!!!!

Here's someone from pluto where there seems to be no form of intelligent life form.

adaobi123:
Ghanaian ? Why would I be thinking that ?

Cos you sound Chadian.
Btw, i need help. Is darkness the opposite of light or the absence of light?

adaobi123:
Looool. Which religion are you ?

Am a christian, were you thinking am Ghanaian?

adaobi123:
I like the hymns, it's quite enchanting

Do the hymns come in tablets or syrrup? I might just need the tablets to help this insomnia, i dun need d choir.