slimyem: Why aren't there puss models too!
The education and demonstration is incomplete with just the pehnis and comdoms IMO

yeah rite

okpara ugo: NYSC orders those things for S3X education during corpers orientation. That was the first time i saw that thing. They thought us how to wear condom at NYSC. That was also the first time i saw a condom .

True story.

Seun: You seriously considered it for more than 2 seconds? Wow! Why?

I wonder. Abeg PM me if u intend to credit my accout with 100k as i don quote u. Na u be our Don Jazzy

Empero1:
It seem like you got salary increase the recent past month , that's good , at least this one time semi-quality food you are privileged to cook after a long time of eating poorly prepared meal will add some stamina in your system . Hey, remember , fresh fish is always better than red meat , it supplies better stamina , so next time try to use more quantity of it than red meat . In the other hand , always try to fumigate that kitchen , although I can see that you tried to cleaned it up for the purpose of that cooking , after many years of neglect by your wife .

not funny

eGuerrilla: The reason for your quietude is understandable sir. Your theology does not promote liberation from the tyranny of a minority.

Yeah exactly. Understandable buh doesn't help our situation much.

pDude:

Your father

Animal. Ur mother resemble d boi ni. EEdiot.

pDude: But the guy resemble armed robber naw

Just confirmed the story. Police is claiming accidental discharge.
@Pdude, may you face a worse fate AMEN.

Well, who cares.. alive or not makes no difference

Its cool but it'd only be great with light weight mini USB devices like gum stick and portable video recorders. Having the weight of your external drive resting on your PC USB port is not healthy, as the port would expand with time giving you partial contacts which is most annoying.
Well, everything has its pros and cons.

I hate NPF but neva wished dis kinda massacre on dem. That the information got out in d 1st place leaves alot to be desired.

And you're here to brag about hw you wasted his money.
Not like am in tune with the dude.....
Oh btw, how much was he billed? Make we know wetin you dey call waste.

gerald09: These boko haram people seem to be Non-Nigerians, or either 70% of them are not Nigerians Ѿε̲̣̣̣̥ are at war with our neighbouring countries n I fink its tym Ѿε̲̣̣̣̥ start investigating them Cameroon, Chad, Niger etc. They are tryin to destroy our beloved country, BAMA has always bin a hot spot for terrorism n its d border to Cameroon. If u investigate u will realise that most terrorist activities carried out by BH is done in states closer to the borders of those countries.

How come our president knows dem and dia sponsors in his government? Or am I missing something?

Wiz-Prince:
Please Help me Rejoice on the recent Development in Delta State Here: https://www.nairaland.com/1284831/latest-pictures-umeh-road-construction

Dude abeg park well make we see road. Pls dont forget to post fotos of dis road in 4 yrs.
@op 2015 is around d corner, joe and his family must leave Aso Rock. You cant force amnesty on dez killers. They didn't ask for it and they've declared that they don't want it.

ozo_emeka:

As soon as i read the tittle i knew where you copied and pasted this from ELITEDAILY

Did u have to quote the entire post, or are u a hen ?
@op nice one btw.
N0 20 is so on point.

OK_2_NV: mini gun

I need dis sh_it. D4mn its just pretty.

Voltron, Hot catch (wili wili)

masqot:

I doubt if dis guy pays any bill from his pocket. PHCN billing is all fraud. My flat had been charged 8k before. I complained & they came to cut my light in retaliation just because I still owed 2k.
Things are not working the way you're talkin in dis country. It's all jungle where there's no rule.
They bring bill on Monday and they go out on Tuesday to cut lighT-itNs not exageration. It happend 2 wks ago in my str. while my neighbour had not even shown me the bill.
Scrap it. Let's call a spade a spade.

Why are you wasting your time explaining to dat stone? He obviously is a juvenile who doesn't know his left from his right.

fckyourman: How do you expect electricity to work without paying the bill, there are not charity.

Orue!! u sabi read? See ur mouth like there are not charity
ur big head like my own.

manee2: if arsenal lose, ama hang myself..incase i stop coming online, make una help me tell my parents wetin kill me

Will do bro. Just include me in ur will and pm me ur mom's number

Joavid: When they are tru,and it is tested and proven...then i can say good news...but now it is just story

I agree wit u.

Final whistle

Seee gooooooooooooooaaaaalllllsss

fubbyy: If I finally get married(which I know I won't) I will be a bachelor husband, can't trade my hanging out with my homies to anything in this world

Chill Bro, no one will tell you. I used to think that way but dem no dey tell deaf say market don close. If u decide not to change den u'd understand when they say "a happy wife makes a happy man".

tnktosin: Goaaaaaaal
Oh, its not. Am expecting a 3rd one frm RvP btw.

This boy is the best. Thanks for making me proud. UTD 4 life.

Gooooooooooal

Goaaaaaaal
Oh, its not. Am expecting a 3rd one frm RvP btw.

Goaooooolllll
2-0

Ghanaians must av been formed under intense heat and pressure from the over-burden.....coal black metamorphic Negroes. I wont buy 2 drums for 10Naira.

bin gbagbo: GHANA : WORLD CUP 2 TIMES (2ND ROUND, QUARTER FINALS) , AFRICA CUP OF NATIONS 4 TIME CHAMPIONS, OLYMPICS FIRST AFRICAN TEAM TO WIN A MEDAL IN SOCCER IN 1992, UNDER 20 WORLD CUP WINNERS (2009), UNDER 17 WORLD CUP WINNERS (2), 1991 AND 1995, FINALISTS IN 1991, 1993, 1995, 1997,
STAR PLAYERS: TONY YEBOAH, ABEDI PELE, ABDUL RAZAK, ODARTEY LAMPTEY, SAMMY KUFFUOR, MICHAEL ESSIEN, SULLEY MUNTARI, KEVIN PRINCE BOATENG, ASAMOAH GYAN, REV. OSEI KOFI, EDWARD ANSAH ETC ETC ETC

FOOTBALL CLUBS: ASANTE KOTOKO (AFRICAN CLUB OF THE CENTURY) BY THE FEDERATION OF INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL HISTORY AND STATISTICS,

I LOVE GHANA, THE PRIDE OF AFRICA

Ok. Just one question; why does ghanaian names sound like percussion instruments- Drum beats and cymbals to be precise?

Francheezy: na 1 nairalander get diz panties

Guy wetin nah? Shuo.