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Romance / Re: How To Seduce A Girl! This Will Have Any Girl Turned On Within Seconds by tnktosin(m): 3:25am On Jul 10, 2014
ERTHAENIGMA: Argentina don qualify sha. Bleep up
Na so we see am o.
@op why go seducing a girl when I can spend my time making more money and get more girls to try seduce me undecided

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Romance / Re: See The Kain Of thing My Fiancee Is Pushing Me To Do (picture) by tnktosin(m): 3:21am On Jul 10, 2014
Lol grin
Romance / Re: Beautiful, Super-rich Single Nigerian Ladies.Boys, What Are You Waiting For ? by tnktosin(m): 3:20am On Jul 10, 2014
Nah I'd pass undecided
Romance / Re: Ever Broken A Relationship? Share Your Experience And Events That Followed. by tnktosin(m): 8:47pm On Jul 09, 2014
ModoetForma:
That's really thick. I Hope you get a smooth relationship moving now tho.
Oh yeah, I learnt alot from those relationships and its been smooth sailing since I got the knot tied with my soulmate.
Dygeasy: Guy you try o!
And I think say na me break up pass.
I be learner where you dey.
Double tuale for you. grin
Hehe, I be learner for where some boys dey o
Romance / Re: Who Cheat Most In A Relationship Male Or Female by tnktosin(m): 10:41pm On Jul 08, 2014
Infact these days I can't tell. Both genders equally cheat when they're single while men cheat more after marriage. That's for the Nigerian society, am not sure about other climes.
Romance / Re: Tips To Make That Lady,girl Or Woman Fall Madly In Love With You by tnktosin(m): 10:30pm On Jul 08, 2014
These tips are good for those who plan on keeping a long term relationship.
If your plan is 'hit and run' why go through all the stress?
Why buy a cow when the milk is free?
My 10 naira.

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Romance / Re: Ever Broken A Relationship? Share Your Experience And Events That Followed. by tnktosin(m): 8:58pm On Jul 08, 2014
Modified

First time I was 14 and she was 16. I had to call it off then because mum was already asking questions and I was a very obedient son. I suggested we should became friends instead. She cried for a while and moved on. She lost her virginity to the next guy who happened to be a good friend of mine. Never tasted the kitty.

Fast forward, I fell in love for the first time when I turned 22 with a girl of 18. She claimed she was a virgin and I never bleeped her for the period we dated which lasted for 7 months. I had to breakup with her when I found out my girl cheating. We got talking again after about a year, invited her for a weekend at my crib and bleeped a couple of times. We still friends till date.

I got in contact with a primary school classmate some years ago, we got talking and sometimes spent hours on the phone, we connected well and soon we started dating. Mehn, she nagged at anything and being the guy 'wey no want wahala' I had to quit after about a year. Shortly afterwards a friend of hers who was also our classmate got online and I was soon to discover she had anger management issues. I could tell she loved me but her temper spoilt things. Even after the breakup she was calling to threaten me (Edo girl things) meanwhile I just kept mute because I didn't want stories that touch. Years on, we still chat once in a while.

Oh lest I forget, I had a funny breakup in between the period I dated my classmates. This girl was my kid sister's roommate. Pretty, tall and classy but she was a runs girl. She was smart enough to notice I stopped feeling her so she asked for a breakup one evening at my crib. When she was done talking I told her it was too late at night for a breakup that I'd prefer it in the morning. That night she cried while I was sound asleep, Good thing my cousin was around to console her. Funny part is, we still bleeped before she left for school the next day.
I understand she has a kid now, not sure she's married.

Ok I think that would do for now grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of Titanic II, Scheduled To Sail In 2016 by tnktosin(m): 8:54pm On Jul 08, 2014
cirmuell: Firstbank abi UBA? angry na dollar dem dey pay abi Rand? tongue
angry gives up
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of Titanic II, Scheduled To Sail In 2016 by tnktosin(m): 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2014
cirmuell: it's nt the competition of which ship produces the largest oil, this is history in the making! #justsaying
You too serious. Anyway thanks for just saying. Oya carry history in the making go collect dough for bank tongue
Romance / Re: See What A Lady's Hand Bag Contains! by tnktosin(m): 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2014
Toothpick, cd plate, a smaller purse, mortar and pestle.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of Titanic II, Scheduled To Sail In 2016 by tnktosin(m): 8:15am On Jul 05, 2014
We've got something bigger than the titanic in Nigeria and that's the agbami FPSO which at over a thousand feet long produces about 250k barrels of oil daily.... We no carry last for dis one grin grin

Romance / Re: Some Stupid Things Ladies Do, In The Name Of LOVE by tnktosin(m): 1:12pm On Jun 30, 2014
Eze Promoe: Tattooing your boyfriend's name on your body! angry
Then looking to date his name-sake after break-up grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Charlyboy Pictured In Church During Father's Funeral Service by tnktosin(m): 1:09pm On Jun 30, 2014
date1816: 1500 YEAR OLD BIBLE CONFIRMS THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT CRUCIFIED – VATICAN IN AWE
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Ok thank you for sharing Mr Mungo Park, yours is the true religion undecided undecided undecided

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Sports / Re: Cash Crisis Hits Super Eagles’ Supporters Club by tnktosin(m): 12:49pm On Jun 30, 2014
Is this country cursed? Someone has stolen the money even though he's not corrupt #JustThinkingAloud

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back!!! by tnktosin(m): 5:54pm On Jun 27, 2014
phew finally..... Mehn Seun, be kiaful ooo. Things like this are bound to happen just provide us security and backup.
Romance / Re: Tired Of This Relationship by tnktosin(m): 11:17pm On Jan 10, 2014
ax2xb:

0. I've never stopped loving her but I will in due time.
1. I can't say, cos I swear, d tin dey confuse me. The heart of a woman, they say, is like a deep well, n can hold a thousand secrets.
2. Below average background cos i remmber funding her account for her use (n instead she shared it amongst her family from 1st to last). .long story sha
3. Female friends. Just only 1, married with a daughter. Male friends. Them plenty, but she claims to only keep them online and not in real life.
4. I gave it a chance before when we broke up, when she was seeing somebody behind my back. Bros, this aint 2nd chance, I aint Lorenzo

As for the pics, na she sabi, she aint even my friend on FB, has refused to add me. Na mago mago I use add her for FB grin
Bro, if u no collect dat car na im be say u be real odoyor, i go find u and i go kee u.
Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Be Friends With "Cuddle Benefit' With A Guy? by tnktosin(m): 8:44pm On Jan 08, 2014
Lerato9:

Guys, he respects me alot and he is a gentleman to the core.
I was once a gentle man too...Hmmm, he'll regret it later, trust me.
Properties / Re: Abuja - A City Of Empty Houses by tnktosin(m): 10:23pm On Jan 05, 2014
lynpetra:


What's the point then.Keeping empty houses like this for years,years,for nothing!If only the prizes of houses will be standardized regulated......Houses that doesn't even meet C of O requirements. embarassed
My dear u made a gud point with the original post but with regards to the bolded in the above, please say what you know.
Business / Re: How To Transfer GTB To GTB Fund By Phone Call by tnktosin(m): 2:08am On Jan 05, 2014
Were you guys under a stone? This is no new service, as far as i recall i've been using it for over 4 years or thereabout.
Romance / Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by tnktosin(m): 12:09am On Jan 05, 2014
Elli-dude:
What's the use of the Vaseline?
Dis boy no get sense o angry
Romance / Re: Dating A Girl Who Is Pregnant For Another Man....Hmmmm by tnktosin(m): 6:59am On Jan 02, 2014
mazizi tonene:
Celibate or impotent angry angry
The dude is impotent and gay
Romance / Re: I Can Make Your 2014 A Juicy One by tnktosin(m): 4:19am On Jan 01, 2014
wtf shocked
I sense a scandal undecided
Romance / Re: Should Females Be Castrated by tnktosin(m): 4:07am On Jan 01, 2014
Surgically seal off d pussssie so its only useful for peeing grin grin
Romance / Re: I Buy Pant For My Boss And Got Sacked by tnktosin(m): 4:03am On Jan 01, 2014
Andyblaze lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by tnktosin(m): 3:58am On Jan 01, 2014
My resolution is to transport this cow from Yola to Bayelsa by okada.

Politics / Re: President Jonathan & Patience During Christmas Service (Pictures) by tnktosin(m): 5:36pm On Dec 26, 2013
HoldenCaulfield: ! niggerz with their behaviors. that gay hated the sound of shit.ters which will make an aerospace clear 2015 reason. plural noun in the chemical reaction by newton and me my gland is running for help while the donkeys were debating.
#feeling sortta mad#. dont ban me
One word
WEED
Politics / Re: OBJ's Letter: Al-Mustapha Challenges Obasanjo To Public Debate Over Allegations by tnktosin(m): 5:10pm On Dec 26, 2013
ziccoit: OBJ, Al-Mustapha, GEJ etc are the winners. The loosers are the common masses upon whose heads these idiots are playing games. Imagine an Al-Mustapha who is supposed to be rotten in jail challenging OBJ, who is supposed to be cooling off in maximum security prison, to public debate over one of the world most corrupt presidents- GEJ, who is supposed to be serving a live jail term for failure to live up to the expectations his believers had in him.
10,000,000 likes.
Comment of the year. Just classic.
Religion / Re: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by tnktosin(m): 9:07am On Dec 23, 2013
nenergy: The saviour of the world was called a mere 'teacher'. That pastor's, sorry daddy's wife is not saved yet. They scream Jesus' name without adding title, yet they heap titles on themselves. Only God can judge them!
10,000 likes. I know a Honourable Rev. xxxx J.P. whom you dare not address without those titles. I still call on Jesus daily without any titles. Truly not all those who call the name Lord Lord will enter into the kingdom.

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Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala And Occupy Nigeria Group: Twitter Fight! by tnktosin(m): 8:37am On Dec 23, 2013
Boss13:

You want to go do some research. You and your research medium are welcome. Better hurry before I get bored.
Sunny_bobo:

Dude, I'm a very busy man. I'm actually in the UK now for an event which is still ongoing as I type this.

I do not have to do any research yo respond to you as I reserve the right to ignore you.

You are just an employee of a bank. CEOs of banks bow down when shaking hands with me and they do so with both hands. In real life, you'll fill a form and book an appointment to have audience with me.
grin grin grin grin grin
Thanks for making his point . You can't give what you don't have cry
Properties / Re: Building Partially Collapses In Sapele Town (Pictures attached) by tnktosin(m): 5:45pm On Dec 22, 2013
@Blink so u b sapele 1st son? shocked
I just confirmed from my pal living just beside the structure that no one was hurt in the wreck though there were people working when it happened.
Health / Re: Side Effects Of Skin Bleaching by tnktosin(m): 9:10am On Dec 21, 2013
sandijey: Please dark skin is different from brown or caramel, did u say most of the girls who won mbgn or miss nigeria are dark!!!!! Lol.
Why do u think they keep picking on annie macauly! U need to see the hatred for her in other blogs. They call her dirty and scruffy. All I see is a beautiful black woman, if she was fair, she wouldn't get so much hate. Can u remember vina of bigbrother. People just hated her because she was to dark andthat girl was very pretty. I could go on and on about how being dark has almost become a sin! Am not advocating for bleaching o! Am just being realistic
In Oshiomole's voice "go and bleach". I can assist you in ordering glutathione tongue
Health / Re: How To Eliminate Vaginal Odor by tnktosin(m): 12:19am On Dec 21, 2013
By the time dem boys don chop dat pusssie the smell go disappear one time.

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