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The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from
relegation.
See Rules Below:
1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home
games and 15 during away games.
2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be
awarded a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal
4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty
regardless of their position on the pitch.
5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.
6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4
points draw and 2 points if they loose
7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the
same time.
8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a
penalty
9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the
players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.
Its just a joke oo.
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Later all of us will start going out of Nigeria when our wife are to givebirth. It's getting common nowadays.

Lol

I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I
suddenly realized I desperately needed to
mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s
Dorobucci.
The music was really really loud, so I
timed my mess(fart) with the beat of the music.
I was releasing my mess alongside the
music so that nobody would hear the
sound of the mess although the mess was
very loud too. When I finished, I started
to feel better but I looked around and
noticed that everybody in the restaurant
frowned and were staring at me….. Why?
Then I suddenly remembered that I was
listening to the music with my ear-phone. I
almost fainted!!!.

Wetin concern me?

sotall:
Photocracy...government of posing and taking selfies.


I just observed that Mere commissioner Osunbade seems to be on only this clothe in all his caption recently.......and he actually looks like a houseboy in it.


First FTC in a long while.

Mere bitterness. U are bringing it here.

I hope they are not just doing tourism. #Economyisdown.

Chisos! The economy is also affecting our NFF.

jossyj:
your entire generation will die miserably
So you know you fools are polluting our farm lands
May the biggest of all thunders fire your entire family your tribe and your Nigeria.

I rebuke that IJN. Back to sender, may it work for u effectively as u wished me. Fire! May God multiply it times 10 for u. God bless nigeria. If u no like nigeria go stand on top u

Johnsown1:
Gej was a little bit cautions and quite,he makes sure that every tribes benefited from his goverment, BREAKING NEWS TO U FILLERS NNAMDI KALU has been released with immediate effect,after putin,and prime minister of isreal called or else they will storm fulanis and brother.ur gullible brother starts to panic after the video of how they kidnaped him was released. Lol LLB

Hmmm. Which was evidently shown in his marginal loss to the apc in d presidential election. Funny dude.

Ihuomadinihu:
Lmao! So building an igbo village to remember the contributions of igbo people and their descendants in America shows that igbos love developing foreign lands?

Now What is the essence of development when the origin is been eroded and flooded away? Lol

Hypocrites

Palace room for rent

The guy as a gentleman is supposed to be carrying that lady's bag. Am I rite?

denkyw:
I heard Nigeria was once upon a time equal or greater than India, look what has become of the geographical entity today, taking arms from India. I blame the northerners & Westerners for this, the destroyed this country right from 1960.

Was Agunyi Ironsi a westerner or northerner? Was GEJ a westerner or northerner? GEJ buying arms from southafrica!

Lies. After u don do am, don tire, u won run comot abi

OZAOEKPE:
Only said the obvious truth since I blind to see the truth

When u receive healing just tell me. It is clear your level of stupidity has gotten to this. No wonder u said u were blind

OZAOEKPE:
Confused people confused culture confused throne. Papa na prince son na king. There is something wrong with all of them

Must u comment? Later u will start some tribal war here. Igbos always looking for trouble. Since u are not yoruba then u kip mute. Long live the king

Am very happy abt this. Soon nw MTN go close down. Wake up 2 days ago only to find out they deductd my 200naira

soulpeppersoup:
Igbo land is never a land lock nation. Igbo land end at arochukwu. For many Nigerians who don't know, Okpo in ihechiowa is seperated from akwa ibom by a river bigger than Niger which extend into the Mediterranean.

Isu is bounded by the Mediterranean. Why is it no one hear about them? Because these area is the tail end of Igbo land.

I don't knw where u germinated from but I think u nid a pesticide. Mumu. Let us knw u are illiterate and we will lecture u. We all knw biafra is landlocked or perhaps u will create a bridge. Just dey u sitting room dey spewing trash all over the net. Continue dey fabricate trash o. Which river is bigger that R. Niger in the south.

front247:
Continue to be slaves under d hausas/fulanis

As we were during the time of GEJ(southerner)

Am a nd student in fedpoffa. I was supposed to apply for siwes after my ND1 but I didn't. Is there any consequence? Hw can I work myself out of this mess?

braine:
This is one prayer I pray every time! And it seems to work.

Everytime and it works?

IN MY OPINION: igbos love leaving their land to develop other peoples land. Come back home and make the background great first then establish a good "branch" over there.

boxer022:
Personally since the Monarch of the state has dethroned the eze ndi igbo and has also stopped the traders from opening their shop I believe the best thing to do is leave the state and move to another SS and SE state where they will be more accepted. That is my own opinion.

Modified! U are brilliant

QuotaSystem:
I've told you to leave that your gully eroded one plot of land and TRAVEL. How the North is looking indeed

This is an aerial view of Kano, the state that single handedly built the longest fly over bridge in Africa last year without FG support, while all of your governors and businessmen are still crying and wailing for a second Niger bridge. Keep swallowing Biafra propaganda

Ibo losers!

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Losers.

Delafruita:
Igbo's cannot conduct cultural affairs that conflict with the cultural affairs that exist in a place where they are visitors.the Deji of Akure is constitutionally back to dethrone lesser kings in his domain talkless of an illegal and unrecognized Eze ndigbo in akure.

I like that. You fools try that it kaduna. You are dead

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