₦airaland Forum

use needle open the hole... the water go drop.
or try alaba.

imagine that buhari just lost the election and jona won.
buhari will appeal
obj will sue
tinubu will cry and buy more land in lekki
fashola will replace ambode with jimi (cause tinubu will still be crying)
and all the ibo boys for lagos go dey do lagoon party 24/7

well all said n done just waiting for baba to entr n change 1naira to 1dollar so i can buy that wicked laptop i found at amazon.

what is madness.
madness is direct opposite of using an igbale when it raining heavely and blames it on the innocent umbrella for being in the storage room.. for a long time.

tinubu be like..... this na old story na.

hmm mko abiola. june 12. hmmm no form say you be 90s kid if them born you for 1999. ko jor.

hmm make we watch as this action film go take end. na that time we go take know who be boze (pidgin accent) and aktor.

meracool:
Good that's my state

lagos never start to produce oil yet all its waters are poluted. even some drainage you can scoop raw diesel from it. what will then happen when lagos starts producing oil? maybe our drinking water will be H2OC2H4.

just be yourself!!! period!

press n hold d power button. dem no born am well make e no off.

pornography damages the brain. study shows.

An2elect2:
abeg this one hard pass jamb

you are not a good fan then.

cristiano be like messi no spoil market for me o.

suarez be a good boy and bite someone for me 2day.

up Giroud! best striker in epl *runs away before koboko toush man pikin.

An2elect2:
messi! up barca!!!

name ur team first eleven. no google am o

An2elect2:
messi! up barca!!!

name ur team first eleven.

mukina2:
bar denied messi o

that short white boy.

Oahray:
2 goals

wetin happen na bayern players drink kunu?

tatoo's on a lady god i hate it so bad!!!!! it reminds me of a discombobulated danfo bus i hate it.

isi alangwa= ori then alangba yoruba

Gbawe:
Amaechi is being respectful. I like him a lot as he has not let the fact he controls the destinies of many and literally billions of dollars blind him from what Nigeria needs. Amaechi will go down in history as one of the champions of democracy and a pivotally brave figure who stood up to be counted when Nigeria needed to defeat an ultra-corrupt and hideously terrible leader who was on course to making Nigeria a failed State like Afghanistan, Somalia, Iraq et al.

u can spak, speak,spoke all the ingilish in ur mouth about respect i no mind o like seriously. but if you say this guy is going in nigeria history as........ oboy maybe ba eh, na yu go write that history for am o. but as for me............ make i no tok sha cos freedom after speech is not guaranteed.

DickDastardly:
BOLA TINUBU ...... FINANCE MINISTER

na wheel barrow im go use dey carry money from cbn the use container and truck offload am im moneyhouse. not warehouse.

Unibenstudent:
See class filled to the brim @ night

what's there cutoff mark sef.

folabayo1:
Won ma seun o
Congratulobia baba buhari
Team Apc
The winning Team

i suspect this guy na arsenal fan. na baba la sick. la change la 5naira :?

Cubeet:
Well they know that in a matter of time, Buhari is gonna stop all form of beauty pageantry... Change..
SAI Sharia

idiat you are.

e no tey when yoruba hausa and many tribe dey slander jona now that buhari is dia. mr 1 naira 1 dollar.
mr flog politicians kobo ko. hmm all this ibo boys don buy extra mb to form the new e-warrior clan on facebook and twitter n nairaland just like the guys before them. there's god o.

bonafidelegacy:
Na wa o. Why kill them in a hurry?
They couldn't even wait till after May 29 so they can begin the suya

i dey suspect u o. tinubu will lead in the money laundry and corruption whilst his 'former staff" will govern lagos Eko oni baje!

tdayof:
well said.. Those ppl are coward.. The weakest tribe in Nigeria...

hey i want some of that stuff you're smoking!! so i can get high n confused.

so ibo popular like this e? choi! just like for phone arena for inside androif article them go bring iphone.
so therefore
igbo = iphone
other tribes combined= android cause android is fragmented.

mmsen:
This is why I laugh when Igbos, Yorubas and whoever else in the south argue amongst each other about their 'differences'.

Even after all the silly talk of lagoons and drowning, not one Yoruba speaking person was responsible for the death of an Igbo speaking person in Lagos, or vice versa.

Regardless of what anyone might tell you Yorubas are perfectly safe (and more than welcome) in Enugu, safe in Aba, safe in Port Harcourt, safe in Calabar, safe in Uyo - why is it that they are not safe in Ilorin?

Blaming the Igboman for Nigeria's problem is a ruse to distract from the real cause. Stop allowing yourselves to be deceived.

o boy u no add anambra those guys dey para gan!.

fsk1:
Why would u genaralise?It's just like seeing an igbo girl doing ashawo and saying igbo women are prostitutes,always causing AIDS wherever they migrate.Be more reasonable next time.

The dude i quoted tried to feign angel.
pointing out someones error and committing a stupendous one. "NairaLand Auto correct"

tit:
While the yeebos are calling Lagos a no-man's land,
the Fulani's have taken over Kwarra!

Who get sense now?

close ur mouth. ed
dey ooze. 2face.