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1.woman god in bef=tested ok
2.woman not good in bed= made in china
3.woman still a virgin= brand new, made in japan.
4.man good in bed=second hand tokumbo
5.man not good in bed=bb nigeria fairly used.
6.man still a virgin= brand new made in japan

emi number 6 gon
na which number una be?

Margauxluv:
All dat does nt look food to me......

Margauxluv:
All dat does nt look food to me......

bush baby

marieolae:
Guys that can cook,, huge turn on!!

ladies tht gets turnd on buy guyz da can cook are lazy in...... fill in the space.

useless admins won't front page this o if it's politics. front page straight.

is apga not the "chicken" party?

RickRichards:
The soldiers had no right to assault her, but she shouldn't have called them bush people. That's just plain dumb knowing how soldiers are.

you were not there i was there the op was not there. so we don't kno if na true or false. na just story. until then ambode till boys throw lagoon party!!!

says who. place wey ibo boys don sell gala since 1946

etisalat unlimited hahaha we na bad guy. we use nwtwork loophole exploit. the cheat i can't tell. na una put dey sand sand for haxkers n crackers garri.

baysmith:
I jus lov everythin abt d man...always on point...cant wait fr him tu b d minister of justice.

efcc so he can probe tinubu. anyone?

someone give me a mk-4 bullet. click-clack pow. shut d fu©k up.

Betterment:
Updated by Wikipedia


Wikipedia don't have job

that is there job.

literarymathy:
There's nothing unique about the edit. I may as well go there and change it if I want. People like to magnify trivial issues and that's why this matter is being taken seriously. No one will drown anywhere and the oba shouldn't have been partisan. Case closed.

no you can't change ir it will be reviewed and it will be permanent.

i am voting mama bolanle. of acpnh. you know the parry?

oluwafemim:
Sai Buhari
Sai APC
Sai Ambode

relax and drink yoyo bitters. that day i will shout sai!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... KO-WA!

tiffnubu don deny am chap chap! just wait for fashola turn.

eze will sell refreshment at the lagoon. #igbomanismabrother

ozoigbondu:
Vote JK and join us in d lagoon

yah calling basket mouth to order for a life jacket. and i will bring juwon, Aisha, segun, tunde, ahmed, tinubu... ooops i mean atinuke along with me. i won't bring yahaya cos he always pee in the lagoon. Lol

ozoigbondu:
lgbos will vote JK and take a swim in d lagoon........who doesn't like swimmimg

i want to swim! bu do i have to be ibo?

veraponpo:
It takes two to tango.

Oba Akinolu may not be right on this but the attitude of our Igbo brothers and sisters could frustrate one.

Having helped them more than what their region has done for them, instead of being grateful; their actions seem to be undermining the essence of our existence through their incendiary statements. Calling their hosts cowards- what do you want after that-fight to show we are not cowards.

Oba Akinolu is their match and that is why the situation seems difficult now.

A gentle king could be disobeyed easily but did they say anything at the palace? No. They dare not.

It was after leaving the palace that chest beating, ultimatum , etc started surfacing.

Who then is the cowards? Ta lo fe gbenan woju ekun lai f'eje we ( who wants to put light at the face of a tiger without being bathed with blood)

Remember, 'He who makes peaceful resolution difficult , has made violence inevitable.'

1 i read it with my glasses
2 i read it with-out my glasses.
3 i thought inside the box.
4 i thought out-side the box.
and i didn't get what you just wrote. hmmmm.
some comments can make a genius dull. now am thinking with my head inside the water so that my ic no go burn sai! kowa!!!

ramdris:
Continue spilling rubbish. Similar fate awaits you bastard. No sympathy whatsoever from you.

we won't even notice.

theV0ice:
Next time you wish to display the depth of your depravity and width of your septic vocabulary, try write in proper English.

Also, You're on a Nigerian forum and home training is expected

le proffessor. teacher teash me nonsense. come and and advertise your silly vocabulary. so that we will know that we all are illitrate and beneath you and vocabulary baldadash!! excuse me for ranting about your continuos political stupor that you are yet to recover from.

theV0ice:
how magical is kano with registered voters of over 4million returning just 1.9m for gmb and 200,000 for gej compared to Rivers with registered voters of 2million returning 1.4million for gej and just 69,000 for gmb even with all the bloodletting, sporadic shooting and violence that attended the election?

If the rec wanted to be fraudulent, what stopped him from allocating 3.5million votes to gmb? afterall he'll still have 'change' of 500,000 votes or even more to justify it?

gej lost to gmb. get over it you sad man. gej has already moved on

shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuckyall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone just been buried and you guys are bitchhing about the shitty election. damn y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!

silverdam:
Most successful? In which part of the country?

Keep deceiving yourself.

All tribes are successful irrespective of their career, so stop deceiving yourself with this untrue comment.

Nobody hate the igbos, but honestly charity begins at home, I'm sure these igbos have their hometown.

I'm 100 percent sure Rita Dominic doesn't have PVC, she won't even vote like every other igbos.

Vote wisely, that is if you have PVC sef.

yes speaking of rita dominic and her pvc. anybody see any nigerian actor/actress for polling boot for im area? this needs to be a topic on nairaland. lalasticlacla were are thou. abi the actrors no be people? all those actors and actress wey campaign for jona una see them?

deskossy:
Everybody hates d igbos...yet they are the most successful tribe in naija

put your mouth well before you talk. before sango kiss your left cheek. maybe na face cheek or d other one.

i will vote kowa who remember that party.

the thing is behind the curtain.

buhari na d only purpose wey make me risk election bomb and agbero go vote you better do something about it o!

fashola be like oboy talk well o.
tinubu be like; mumu you be oba i still get land pass you shout make when ibo boys mo u them go pirate you.

window 10 is going to make dual booting hell!!i like booting ubuntu with windows. hope some work around will be available shortly after the launch of the new os.

daveP:
youre sure? Lol captain flint!! A clue would do- the song in quotes and the author-Robert Stevenson
Tr***ur* I**a*d

the song was sang on the HISPANIOLA

oops having pirates nightmare.

daveP:
(climb up to top mast with a spyglass, view some "7 fathoms" far away. Compass moves randomly without direction) aye aye captain, turn her 12' backwards.!

( a coxswain with a red scarf on approaches the rudder, sips down some rum, hums captain Flint's "15 men on the dead man's chest" and changes direction)

u just got red beard

bu bbu we no get coins again!!