₦airaland Forum

Princeadonis:
We ain't fools. Dis pix is photoshoped. The area she's seating doesn't look lyk a danfo. Sai Buhari! pls let's come out enmasse and change dis evil transformation of Jona's

na mouth una get. go vote no dey here dey shout and chant change.

duni04:
So you'd rather vote for a president whose wife has even openly admitted being corrupt by saying she and her husband would end up in Jail under a Buhari Presidency?
Let's even forget corruption, does the man Jonathan inspire any condpfidence in you? Always looking clueless! All his interviews are unintelligent! Whenever he opens his mouth, stupidity flows freely! Like stealing is not corruption! The height of stupidit,y! Whenever the man is on TV I switch off immediately, cos I'm afraid he'll say something stupîd and disgrace Nigeria again in the international community. Jonathan has to be the lowest IQ President Nigeria has ever had

dude you know not what you say. GEJ clueless at interview? maybe you watch your television from behind.

M17:



APE SHIIT .



JUST LIKE CHANGE SHAGARI WHICH ALMAJIRI MADE A SONG OUT OF .


CAME TO FIND OUT , THAT THE SONG WAS NOT ABOUT REAL CHANGE ,




THE SONG SAID CHANGE SHAGARI ,THE WHOLE CHANGE SONG USHERED IN THE SAME BUHARI GENERAL
CRIMINAL .

TILL TODAY WHERE IS THE CHANGE ? THEY CHANGED NAIRA AND THAT IS WHAT MALLAM WANT NOT REAL CHANGE.

WHERE IS THE CHANGE ?

the change they speak of is the one you get after tinubu uses nigeria money to buy all of lagos state.
the change that comes from the money is what they speak of.

Am Voting but to a not so popular party.
it's not pdp or apc.
its app.

APC !!!!!!!!!! NOISE MAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PDP POWER TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!

apc voters na mouth una get for facebook,nairaland twittr n instagram. but pdp are linning up to vote.
apc people una worst.

IYANGBALI:
Broom vs Umbrella

100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.

The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal.

Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is optional.

Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom cannot do the job well.
Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It protects only few no matter its size.

One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.

This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom... Together we can clean these mess.
Yes We Can.

#BroomRevolution
#TogetherNigeriaCanBeClean

like seriously? umbrella is used by one person? only? bros give me some of those stuff you're smoking. i want some.

UTILITYMAY:
Before being MILITARY Head of State, he had been Governor of one of the Northern States (under Obasanjo’s Military government) as well as Minister for Petroleum. He later served as Chairman of PTF under Abacha.

He is a no-nonsense man, hence you can never see anyone accuse him of corruption..

In his time as Head of State, he did not implement Sharia law; he reduced inflation from 23% to 4%, by fiscal discipline and a homegrown economic team (not achieved under any other era, even military).

He is the only former head of state that does not own property or land in Abuja .

Despite serving in senior capacity in the oil sector, first as Minister for Petroleum and then Petroleum Trust Fund, Buhari has no petrol station, much less a rig, refinery or an oil block like so many of our leaders. He could have retired into nauseating opulence like most of his counterparts (IBB or Danjuma or even OBJ) but didn't.

He refused to collect an allowance while serving as Chairman of the PTF because he said since he was already drawing a pension from government, his conscience would not allow him to draw another salary from the purse of the same government.

His personal driver of many years is a Christian from Plateau State!

JJ Rawlings of Ghana took over 2yrs before him, and killed all the corrupt leaders, while Buhari only sentenced the corrupt leaders here to prison.

I hope this makes sense to you or is it story for the gods?

#VoteWisely

story to for the gods!!

i didn't know that the babe is this wowo-ish.

all na for the camera.

Kangol99:
Who want to bet it with me? Jonathan will win this election.
GEJ till 2019!

i bet!!!!! (curves my pinky the most anxious way) my papa go win am.

i have a party. and in this party, we drink liquor; whilst we (and lagbaja) watch these 200,000,000 mumu kill themselves. 200,000,000 mumu baba lagbaja say so.

anyone with thermometer? these buhari fan girls are running temperature!

*walks auot with an exeptional extra ordinary swag*

reporter1:
Ribadu has become another Abati. This is the same Ribadu that indicted Mama Piss of corruption. Only in Nigeria do people change their character like chameleon.

Anyway, the math does not add up for Jonathan.

NW, NE and SW are blocks vote for Buhari plus a big chunk of NC. I do not know a single Yoruba who intends to vote for Jonathan. Of course few Yorubas are going to vote for Jonathan, but I am certain that Jonathan cannot get up to 30 percent in SW.
SW is the domain of APC so anyone who expects SW to vote Jonathan is not thinking right.

Jonathan is only guaranteed of SE. Even SS like Edo, Rivers will give Buhari a good slice. And Imo in SE will give Buhari more than 20 percent. So where are the numbers for Jonathan?


Sai Buhari! Incoming president

yeye dey smell

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dey decieve ur self.

did anyone read all that stuff above?


i didn't.

plenty people here quite. just watching.

MaLAdyy:
se ko si sir?

/nill/

Omotayor123:
Tnx for d compliment uselesshegoat.

i don reach like that?

fredoooooo:
Forget that thing ,na we we ..
the scientists must be some groups of women ,a real man no fit yarn nonsense like that ..
chic2pimp lori oke olumo (on top of olumo mountain)

d scientist was high on bobo.

MaLAdyy:
ori e pe

[correction] ori e o pe?

gunther6:
Chai, there is a.ss o

all this as.s they are sharing in oyo state. there is a.ss yoruba girls na dem get am pass!!! chai am seeing things.

who the fuckkkk is d banj? i mean what d fuckkkk is a dbanj

no says the spirit of march!

xreal:
My General has it.

Sai Buhari!
Sai One Nigeria!

dude stop looking at land mass. north is empty!!

onila:
so proud of you

Team virgin!

see your face like bonny face.

best answer ever.

EroticAngelina:
she def looks good! congrats

zombie pose.

i am no 1 this is how you'll know no 1. we hate iphone!!!!! not it's costly. but because it very basic and non customizable.

i am a geek. so i fall on number 1
i use an xt912 motorola phone.
runs ti omap chip dual core
1gb of ram
rooted and runs custom rom lollipop
amoled screen. i hate ips lcd screens.
have capacitive buttons with a hdmi port.
i use different kind if keyboard (virtual) just for d fun of it. and i know that du battery buster is another crappy app stealing info from ur phone. am a geek and we rule the tech space. plus i prefer ubuntu to windows.

ma guy 6 and 2 are same.

disloman:
U could see ao stup1d n fu*cked u r.nonsense

if u are going to insult someone please do it with a reason... you just went full gun blasting without no course. #rebelwithoutacourse are lame.