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missclasssy:
[color=#000050]The show offs ~ These ones just come to class to showcase their latest gadjets and new clothing accessories

The Thieves ~Their main goal everyday they come to class is just to steal.

The Borrowers ~These ones never have writing materials and text books. You always see them borrowing one thing or the other

The Opposite sex freaks ~ These ones just can't do without the opposite sex. You must always find them with the opposite sex

The Note copiers ~ These ones make note copying a business. They copy notes for most of the students especially the lazy ones and get paid in return

The Owls ~ Owls are generally quiet birds, they listen more and talk less.
The people that fall into this category are the overly introverted ones that hardly talk to anyone in the class. They would just come, sit down, listen to the teacher and go home.

The Comedians ~These ones make the class lively. They will always come up with an amusing joke especially when the class is in session

The Arguers ~ These ones always use the slightest chance they get to argue.
They can argue football, movies, music, anything. They are just addicted to arguments

The Trouble makers ~ These ones find every opportunity to make trouble and cause rifts between members of the class.

The Fighters ~ You know better than to try this ones. They are born fighting machines. Everyday they must pick a fight with someone, even at the slightest provocation

The Olodos ~ This ones are just dumb, no matter how many times the teacher explains something, they just can't comprehend. Even if a fellow student takes time to explain it to them, they will just keep glaring cluelessly like dead fishes.
These ones are just naturally dull.

The Born Again ~These ones always use any chance they get to tell you about their faith. You always see them criticizing anything that looks seemingly evil and preaching about repentance.

The ITKs ~ ITK is an abbreviation for "I Too Know"
These ones always want to claim that they know everything. When the teacher asks a question, they will always be the ones to answer first.
Even during group works, they would always like to show their that they know more than everyone else
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MikeMoses:
me I have all the four lines and browse with all.

ohenhen1:
IGR now over 250 billion Naira. PDP can't be allowed to take over Lagos.



https://twitter.com/lagossolar

Ilekeh:
Begin packing out of Aso rock please.

Thank you for the message.

ohenhen1:
I want continuity. I like the progress so far.

1. About 190 roads completed, 210 in advanced stages
2. School blocks built. Solar energy for schools.
3. BRT buses.
4. Blue line rail almost complete. Red line construction will be accelerated with an APC controlled center.
5. Improved clean water access.
6. Over 25,000 Houses built through PPP. More are currently been built.
7. Lowest unemployment rate in Nigeria
8. Thousands of Infrastructure projects like Teslim Balogun Stadium, Eko Bridge, Lagos state government office, LASU e-library, LASU auditoriums, markets, malls and etc completed.
9. IPP projects
10. Eko Atlantic
11. Lekki free trade zone
and etc.
12. Solar powered hospitals built by Fashola
13. Massive foreign investment in Lagos. Companies like KIA are about to setup an assembly plant. Nissan is already in Lagos. You also have Dangote about to build a refinery in Lagos.


We need at least 8 more years of the APC in Lagos.

We still have a lot of work to do.

1. Fix inner roads.
2. Improve Sanitation
3. Improve Security
4. Resolve the traffic logjam in Lagos.
5. Improve Education.
6. Need to address the housing deficit.
7. Improve drainage to prevent floods.

Amara25god:
chain...it feels good to be back from the fucking ban....




meanwhile







who letter won the presidential election??

BlackGirlsCode:
LOL what is what, Ijaw?

Just jega along with it.

You're crying more than your master. Your rants make no sense.

You and your master touts wouldn't dare touch one hair on Buhari.

Idrismusty97:
I was waiting for a Niger deltan to quote me not a flat head Ijaw. Swerve! Who takes you people serious any way.

richyblink1:
It is not peculiar to just the male folks alone.

Around November 2009, I was travelling to Uyo from Port Harcourt and was sitting at the back roll with a lady beside me. Immediately the vehicle started moving I picked up a newspaper and kept myself busy.

Not up to an hour after we left the park, the lady beside me confidently closed the newspaper I was reading and collected it from my hands and immediately kicked off a discussion with me. Believe you me, she refused to hand back the newspaper to me till we got to our destination. She even assisted me with her phone to call the person I was visiting hoping I will get her digits in the process. But I gently told her thanks, collected my newspaper and zoomed of leaving her at the park.
Did I mention that she asked about my profession and address. Told me she was a nurse and equally dropped her address.

Op, it was not a romance, but an attempt to create a relationship

MrKnowitall:
What did Jonathan do? I'm i missing something?

CR77:
typing...

softapple:
i smell baby oku

nduchucks:
I'm sorry sir, but I am simply posting raw news. This does not give you the right to call me a bigot when you don't even know anything about me. You sir are the bigot who got bent out of shape simply because you saw the word "Igbo" in the article. Why do you feel threatened by that?

Sir, the political clout of Igbos in Lagos is growing, whether you like it or not. That is the reality, deal with it.

barbstee:
Ok,we ar still moving
#be_calm_change_is_imminent

duni04:
It says a lot about your incompetent President! If Tinubu is as corrupt as you say he his, why hasn't your incompetent dunce in Abuja pursued his anti corruption drive and persecuted Tinubu? Is he afraid? Same way he can't lead the troops against Boko haram. Anytime Jonatharians call Tinubu corrupt, they're shooting themselves in the foot because they're indirectly inferring that their clueless daft of a President doesn't have the balls to rein in Tinubus corruption.

duni04:
An unintelligent, confused, corrupt and incompetent weakling who can't even rein in his wife VS a committed, incorruptible Retired General whose military rule in the 80's fought tirelessly against corruption?

duni04:
Answer me first! Are you proud this unintelligent îdiot is your president?

duni04:
Watch this and be sincere with yourself. Are you proud this unintelligent idiot is your President?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-WCau2ZCMaY