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Politics › Re: "This Is Justice" - FFK Congratulates Atiku by toffyz(m): 11:03am On May 29, 2022
Officialgarri:
It's usually funny when people make political analysis based on their emotions and would even attempt to blackmail you into agreeing to their obviously faulty dreams...

Two days ago, there was a thread on FP where most people said Wike would win the PDP primaries. And some were making useless analysis.

I begin to wonder if these people think Twitter and Nairaland is reality compared to what reality actually is.

Now that Wike lost to Atiku as expected, they started talking about him being betrayed. What a useless excuse to anyone who understands how politics work.


Well, same set of people will tell us Peter Obi will win presidential election grin grin but when he loses, they will say it was rigged grin

I don't understand how people stay comfortable rooting for losers all their lives.

Let me make it clear that at the APC primaries, the APC will either adopt a consensus system by picking Jonathan (if the rumors are true) to battle Atiku at the general elections or Tinubu would win the primaries outrightly.
Amaechi doesn't stand a chance. Not even a second place will fit him.

In all, APC will come out victorious in the general elections.

This isn't emotional analysis but reality

We can place a $2000 bet on this
And you think Northerners would preferred Tinubu or Jonathan to Atiku?

If truly APC won in 2019, I can categorically tell you it's because of the popularity of Buhari in the north.

If Atiku/Obi had contested against any other persons from any region, they could have won!
Politics › Re: Two Serving Kwara APC Senators Clinch Re-Election Tickets, Oleriegbe Loses by toffyz(m): 9:02am On May 29, 2022
Saraki would be given the Senatorial ticket for kwara central. Under PDP


And he has a huge chance of winning this time around.
Politics › Re: The Moment Dino Melaye Lifted Tambuwal Up For Stepping Down For Atiku by toffyz(m): 8:44am On May 29, 2022
Mossadd:
even wike will loose South East woefully because of the hatred ipob have for him
The only reasonable comment I have read since
Sports › Re: Jose Mourinho Is The First Manager To Win UCL, Europa & Conference League by toffyz(m): 10:26pm On May 25, 2022
I saw this coming!
Food › Re: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by toffyz(m): 12:13pm On May 20, 2022
jjxxx:
Thank you. U get sense. Next time the woman will stick to that price thereby making it hard for others to afford. Fellow man making life harder. Even if the woman was under the sun, ur 2k will not take her out of that sun in as much as the economy is still in a mess.
Tell her that the amount is out of this world, it has not gotten to this that she will be selling about 5 pieces of plantain for 2k. But all the same, u have decided to gift her 2k for it because u want to sow into her life.
You have said it all sir!
God bless you
Food › Re: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by toffyz(m): 11:59am On May 20, 2022
sukkot:
now guys understand that i somehow have the feeling that i got cheated. in fact i know i got cheated but i would need you guys to tell me if i got cheated or i did well. but that is not the story. the story is this so she brought the plantain. six in total and said 2000 and i knew right away i was being cheated but see sometimes as humans we have to look past this being possessive with our money stuff. you have to once in a while ( or frequently ) reward people who are trying and making an effort to succeed. dont always feel the need to squeeze every last drop of your change out of people or to beat peoples prices down to the point where they cant make a living themselves. ALWAYS have some bit of compassion for people and think about their survival too. stop pricing down people to where they can hardly make a living after working so hard

and so back to my story i looked at this woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.
You've done the right thing but I'm not sure you said the right thing to the woman.

In other words, you should have let the woman know you're just giving her the extra money that you know you're not supposed to buy that in such amount called by her.

Simple!

If not then you're encouraging her to be selling at higher prices to other people
Family › Re: My 19yr Old Wife Is Back, Safe And Sound. by toffyz(m): 10:12am On May 19, 2022
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Romance › Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by toffyz(m): 9:59am On May 11, 2022
bmdmix14:
U took loan to take a girl out. Lol u are finish
Boss Man
I can't stop laughing here walahi grin grin

As in, collect loan to take pussy out

Truly, there are more simps in 9ja than anywhere in the world!
Family › Re: See What My Neighbour Did, What Would You Do If It Was You? by toffyz(m): 2:19pm On May 10, 2022
DarlingtonC:
So I have this married neighbour. When I bought my bus, he didn't congratulate me. He just asked me if the bus is mine, and I said yes, and he just walked away.

Now he wants me to lend him the bus to use and pack some of his belongings out of the compound.

If you were in my shoes, would you lend him the bus to use?
Boss Man
The truth is that the man isn't sad about your achievement, like someone up there as said he might be carried away by different thoughts that fateful day.

If the man dey beef you true true oga he no go come meet you sey e wan use your bus o
He will rather go outside to beg for help.
That's confirm beefing.
Family › Re: What Lesson Has Life Taught You So Far? by toffyz(m): 2:12pm On May 10, 2022
To always control my temper

I lost the best woman I would have married to over reaction.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Lucy Slays In Red Bikini (Photos) by toffyz(m): 7:11pm On May 04, 2022
Some women no get shame sha

She's not even attractive
Politics › Re: APC Primary: How Osinbajo, Fayemi, Amosun Will Cut Tinubu’s SW Votes by toffyz(m): 8:18am On Apr 25, 2022
All of you are clowns
Yes, I mean all the commenters above

You all think the delegates are voting for credibility sake?

Hell NO, delegates will vote highest bidder amongst the Aspirants.
And aside that, they will vote for that Candidate they know will give them freedom and flexibility to loot different offices they would hold should he becomes president.
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Knocks Out Dillian Whyte With Brutal Uppercut, Retains WBC title by toffyz(m): 4:42am On Apr 24, 2022
Have always said it, this guy is 3 times better than Joshua and the rest of the division heavyweights.
See his stature sef
And he sabi use ham well

But I doubt his age
I think he's claiming 33
Sports › Re: Drogba, 5 others join Rooney & Vieira as 2022 PL Hall of Fame inductees by toffyz(m): 1:09pm On Apr 21, 2022
That criteria is biased
Sports › Re: Why Manchester United Chose Erik Ten Hag As Their Next Manager by toffyz(m): 12:58pm On Apr 21, 2022
Last last na sack go end ham
Science/Technology › Re: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by toffyz(m): 9:34am On Apr 19, 2022
Jchi9876:
Roaches are synonymous with filth bros you get mouth they yarn this kain thing.
Na wa u oo
Alaye park well jor
So you never see any roach 4 your kitchen or room before abi
Does that mean your room and kitchen are always sparkenly clean ?
Science/Technology › Re: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by toffyz(m): 9:24am On Apr 19, 2022
OBALOLA55:
I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE NON-FLYING ROACHES SIR
In fact, you must have been seeing them around before you're not just paying attention to them. They don't fly! They don't even have wings
Science/Technology › Re: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by toffyz(m): 9:21am On Apr 19, 2022
OBALOLA55:
I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE NON-FLYING ROACHES SIR
There are non flying roaches as well bro
They are mostly in smaller sizes
They have shinning surfaces
They're featherless
Politics › Re: 2023: A Look At The APC's 7,800 Delegates And Tinubu's Support by toffyz(m): 8:36am On Apr 19, 2022
oikirodah:
2023: A Look At The APC's 7,800 Delegates And Tinubu's Unanimous Support By Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah


https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/2023-a-look-at-the-apcs-7800-delegates-and-tinubus-unanimous-support-by-osigwe-omo-ikirodah/
The OP is obviously sentimental!
That rubbishes his opinion
Education › Re: Chrisland Breaks Silence On Sex Scandal, 5 Pupils Misbehaved In Dubai by toffyz(m): 2:36am On Apr 19, 2022
immortalcrown:
School management is hard oh! But this news left one stone unturned. How did the girl end up with boys in a room? The truth is not yet out. The earlier the school says the whole truth, the better for the school. The parents of the kids, the school management and the society contribute to the perversion.

However, the boy is lucky. The society would have buried him alive if there is no video to show he did not rape the girl. His own parents are quiet because they have shame. The girl's mother wants to play smart in a society that is smarter than her. The boy and the girl need to be disciplined according to their ages to avoid their future being ruined.

But wait oh! As una go the world school game finish, which trophy una win? Abi the video na una trophy? Abi na show off una wan go do and the video come spoil the show? E be like say village people follow una reach Dubai. grin
Bro Na excursion dey go for
No mind them
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Announces Tragic Death of Newborn Son by toffyz(m): 8:22pm On Apr 18, 2022
Amotolongbo:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/04/18/cristiano-ronaldo-announces-death-newborn-son/
United is in soup tomorrow at Anfield
Imagine 2 disasters befalling them within 24hours.
First is Bruno Accident
Now Ronaldo loosing his baby boy
Family › Re: Share your experience about this torch light (Pix) by toffyz(m): 11:10am On Apr 18, 2022
Easyincome24:
It will amaze you that only few people have seen this torch before.

The common problems are the bulb, the face glass, the switch.
...And the battery, that big tiger battery, I think it uses like 2 or 3 battery cell. Yellowish light...Oga o. Things has changed for real
Crime › Re: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by toffyz(m): 6:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
He's obviously famished!

That bread that moment is the utmost!
Sports › Re: UCL: Why We Eliminated Bayern Munich – Villarreal Coach, Unai Emery by toffyz(m): 4:50pm On Apr 13, 2022
callmetoniaa:
Keep quiet.. winning Bayern Munich was just a thing of luck.. football na luck.. who wld have thought oridnary back yard Ghana wld make Nigeria not to qualify for the world cup? Even as strong as real Madrid is, chelsit no knack them 3 -2 yesterday? I repeat, football is just a thing of luck..
Football is not totally based on luck bro, though there's an element of luck. Soccer matches are most times judged by tactical approaches, motivations, good team work.
Literature › Re: Ola Rotimi: Google Celebrates Nigerian Playwrighter With A Doodle by toffyz(m): 7:45am On Apr 13, 2022
Our Husband has gone mad again



By Ola Rotimi
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Deeper Life Embraced Use Of Television, Social Media, Others — Kumuyi by toffyz(m): 2:53pm On Apr 11, 2022
They just received sense.

Deeper life members have been living a backward life ever since. A stone- age life!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives FHC For Secret Trial: Video by toffyz(m): 1:36pm On Apr 08, 2022
Frigga13:
Where are those senseless ekpa morons .. someone should show him this picture

When the boy accused him and told the world he killed those frsc officials s..

He’s next picture on Twitter was carrying two guns grin

Like say Na by pictures

Fool k ow say he don commit go tear his passport

Ekpa should come to igboland and test his popularity like Kanu

Anambra fo burn live .. fool and his morons

Empty ekukeea and hungry bingos

Una wan control anambrains .. Una wan money.. Una no go push go fight Fulani again ..

Na for anambra Una eyes dey

Devil punish all of Una .. dirty things
Do you understand what you wrote there yourself? I doubt it!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Conducts Military Drills On Isles Disputed With Japan by toffyz(m): 12:41pm On Mar 27, 2022
iiifeoma320:
It certain sure Vladimir Putin will never end well, United States of America and all Nato member are definitely coming for him, just yesterday the world most powerful and the most strongest president Joe biden admit that Vladimir Putin can never be in power again, just watch and see what will happen to the most useless president in the world
I guess you're from Ukraine. Just residing in Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Conducts Military Drills On Isles Disputed With Japan by toffyz(m): 12:37pm On Mar 27, 2022
DenreleDave:
Japanese are mad oooooo.. They don't make noise but they are very hard to defeat
Hard to defeat??

What then happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?


Dey there dey whine una sef
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Agrees To Meet Zelensky In Person For Peace Talks by toffyz(m): 7:56pm On Mar 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Putin the main weakling..I thought his supporters on here said he ain't gonna meet with zelensky the warrior?

Is Putin this weak...why is he this hilarious..I thought he was bent on no peace talk..
Meet or not.. Ukraine won't give in to your petty order..

By the way why is Putin yet to capture the great kyiv? grin grin grin grin
It's almost a month now..I thought his puppets said it's gonna take the Russia army 48hrs? cheesy cheesy wink

Modified:just the way I predicted.. Putin puppet are already crying on my mention.. clueless set of beings.. grin cheesy
Why being emotional much huh?
Oponu ayirada
Abunu
Agba Ode
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Victor Nwosu Fined £45k For Telling A Lady 'I Like What I See’ During Interview by toffyz(m): 8:43am On Mar 20, 2022
This obodo Oyinbo nawa oh

You can even say more than this in 9ja and nothing will happen.In fact the lady would be glad about it.

Your interviewer dey tell you he likes what he's seeing. You don see job be that na. Majority of 9ja ladies go take up the job shaaaaaaani.

Dem go happy go house sef, telling their friends her new boss likes her.
Business › Re: Loan App Send A Fraud Message To My Hr Over Loan Default. Any Implication? by toffyz(m): 4:06pm On Mar 08, 2022
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