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Pets / Re: My Kids Caught These Little Animals That Fell Down From A Tree (Photos) by Tokziby: 11:41am On Jan 14, 2020
GamalNasser:
Those are little Galagos also know as African Bush Baby

Have u seen Tarsier?? Kindly, Check and tell me which one is close to the pix the op posted. Specifically the tail.

There seems to be similarities but research do not agree.
Pets / Re: My Kids Caught These Little Animals That Fell Down From A Tree (Photos) by Tokziby: 11:19am On Jan 14, 2020
These are Philippines Tarsier, and this cannot be found in Lagos, talkless of Nigeria as they are primarily found in South East Asia.

Op where exactly is ur location.

If it's Nigeria, then it might be a great discovery.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fact-checking Trump’s Address On The Iran Missile Attacks by Tokziby: 4:28pm On Jan 09, 2020
Trump na business man.

If u are familiar with the financial market, u will realise that every of his tweets affects the market. Since last week this saga began, both Crude oil and gold price don shoot up when every body was expecting it to deep.
Now that he's calling off the war the price nose dived when people thought he will escalate it after Iranian attack. The guy don cash out some millions if not billions of dollars in 7 days

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Politics / Re: Army Detains Charles Nengite Over $16 Million Found In Wife’s Account by Tokziby: 5:28pm On Jan 07, 2020
OhiOfIhima:
Under Buhari watch, 16millions dollar is languishing in Bridgade-General wife account.

The money meant to fight Boko boys diverted.
Oga did u read where he was serving between 2016-19? angry

It's from oil bunkering and not Boko Haram
Science/Technology / Re: Jos, Kano Residents Stay Indoors Due To Biting Cold Weather by Tokziby: 6:43am On Jan 05, 2020
stupidity:
Weather for four people.


Me wey nor good before, Na to carry three woman sleep for night.

One woman fittint kill this cold.

And u think it's possible in such extreme weather Don't u know that, ur thing go shrink in such weather when u are shivering and that place u wan enter go dey dry up and down like Sahara desert even if it manages to get wet.

It's only when the room temperature becomes warm that such is possible. Abi u wan wear jacket for ur thing and the cat grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by Tokziby: 10:03pm On Dec 06, 2019
bluefilm:


Guy you sef, you know say you don old o be dat?! tongue tongue tongue

U wey ur Monika be bluefilm nko No be wetin we dey call am for that time be that Funny thing be say, I used to think say blue film na, film wey u go watch and the screen go blue cheesy then our big bros they call am "mojo' to code am for us. No be children of nowadays wey be say everything dey their palms sad
TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by Tokziby: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2019
Willi Willi
Willi willi don die, na who kill am? Na chele kill am. grin

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Sports / Re: Messi Shows His 6th Ballon D'or Awards by Tokziby: 10:12pm On Dec 02, 2019
Preplanned award, they already went to his house for interview and even went with the trophy to make a photo shoot.

He knew before today that he'd won.

What's the point bringing the rest to a preplanned event.

Mtcheeeew

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2019 (Live Updates) by Tokziby: 9:39pm On Dec 02, 2019
This is so furked up!!!

The highlight was just not right, they showed 45 goals last season and La Liga, then begin to tell us history of 4 ucl titles, goals in Ucl and carreer goals, and stale matches that he even lost against Liverpool. As if that's what made him 2019 winner angry angry

Corruption everywhere... Messi has remained local champion since 2015 till date. Yet coming to win 2019 ballon D'or without notable international or interclub �... Mtcheeeeeew

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Romance / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Marries 16 Year Old Girl In Anambra State by Tokziby: 12:13am On Nov 27, 2019
It's better than fornication and sleeping around.

There is no institution, guide or manual that teach about lasting marital life, everyone learns in marriage either old or young.

Happy married life...

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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria: U23 AFCON (1 - 3) Full Time by Tokziby: 7:57pm On Nov 12, 2019
From U21 to U17 to this yeye U23 are all bunch of rubbish. I don't think I have ever witness a time where the complete youth team of Nigeria is worse than poo.

The entire youth team should be disbanded both players and coaches.

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Crime / Re: Hooker Poops Inside Client’s Room For Demanding A Part Refund In Abuja by Tokziby: 5:14pm On Nov 12, 2019
That one no be ordinary eye o shocked

Why must she poop in the bush when there is toilet?

And why did she follow u home when she knew u can't touch her.

There's something fishy about the girl

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Politics / Re: Obaseki: I Have Created 157,000 Jobs In Three Years by Tokziby: 5:47pm On Nov 11, 2019
These people have no shame at all sad

Them go just sit down for one corner and start writing rubbish cos they are certain that the masses won't ask questions and they will still vote for them.

They have no thinking faculty at all. A serious govt will highlight all the capital project that will create an enabling environment for businesses to thrive. No same govt will claim to provide direct jobs but indirect jobs. When business thrives they automatically employ people but When businesses regress many jobs are cut

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Politics / Re: Abia Will Soon Start Exporting Rice - Ikpeazu by Tokziby: 5:43pm On Nov 11, 2019
Audio export angry

Have u fed 10% of Nigeria before u say u wan export

All of una (rice producers) combined never achieved 50% of total consumption yet u are already thinking of exportation...

Ur brain must be paining u sha!!!

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Business / Re: Halima, Dangote’s Daughter Takes Charge Of Company’s Commercial Operations by Tokziby: 5:31pm On Nov 11, 2019
These are the type of children that their parents will happily leave behind to continue their legacy.

When ur business is legit and u made it through ur hardwork, it's much easier to have an heir that will tow the same line but when u are a wuru-wuru politician or pastorprenuer the reverse is the case cos their hustle ain't legit. Once they die, their entire empire follows.

Who will take over from the likes of obj, atiku, tinunbu, saraki, Ibb, fashola, wike, amechi, obi, kalu, oshomole, etc when they are gone?

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Romance / Re: Brother Walks His Sister Down The Aisle Despite Suffering Horror Accident by Tokziby: 9:09am On Nov 10, 2019
Everything in life happens for a reason.

For every season there is a reason.

This here, shows the true bond of a family smiley
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast: U23 AFCON (0 - 1) Full Time by Tokziby: 5:42pm On Nov 09, 2019
Mexyz:
Did you say Chukwueze was unknown?
Guy, that Chukwueze was hot with his left foot at that tournament.
Nwakali was also good, he probably got the award because of his captaincy role(my opinion)

Point of correction, Awoniyi played in 2013 alongside Iheanacho, success, yahaya, Alampasu and Nwakali elder brother, chidebere Nwakali.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Trolls Nigerian Lady Who Said Only Financial People Can Handle Her by Tokziby: 6:34am On Nov 07, 2019
This Op head is not correct, since when has Oghene became a Jamaican. Just because someone who knows nothing about Naija said she's Jamaican, Op just copied and pasted without doing a simple check of her twitter handle.
I tire for this guguru and epa bloggers. Mtcheeeeww
Romance / Re: Viral Photos Of Nigerian Man With Bigger Hips (photos) by Tokziby: 6:19am On Nov 07, 2019
Bloggers and Big Lies!!!

They just see a picture and attach stories to get traffic. How did they know he's from Nigeria, or na the yellow plate number

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Business / Re: Tiamin Rice Invests $13.4m To Produce 1,520 Tonnes Daily by Tokziby: 6:23am On Nov 06, 2019
Nigeria as a nation do not willfully change its own dire condition until we are forced to do it without an alternative.

Thats the reason I keep saying that a good Military government is the best that can fix this country. Any progressive nation always use the best system of governance for its people. China, Gulf countries, United state, U.k, all practice different form of governance that best fits his people.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Chair Used As TV Stand, Hung On The Wall (Photo) by Tokziby: 3:54pm On Nov 05, 2019
All na INDIAN Technology.

Those guys are experts when it comes to improvisation grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido Release His First Risky Thriller, Dances Gbeku. VIDEO by Tokziby: 12:27pm On Nov 05, 2019
shocked

bloggers can lie!!!

Which one comes first the official video or trailer to the official video

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido Release His First Risky Thriller, Dances Gbeku. VIDEO by Tokziby: 12:26pm On Nov 05, 2019
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Romance / Re: Man Returns Home To Meet His Friend In Boxers With Only His Girlfriend Around by Tokziby: 1:08pm On Nov 04, 2019
cruzydal:

E better make she straff outsider . I swear dat one no dey pain reach when Na your guy . U go wan kill am I swear .just pray say dat kind thing no go do you . Since it happened to me I’ve not dated any gal .i just dey jump up and down

The way this issue of women's infidelity dey go, e be like say all man go lock up. As for me, I no trust any girl again. I just look all of them with same eye. If u are too soft to show them love and care, them go take advantage of u. If u dey harsh dem no go open up their mind. Una go just dey relate like stranger. The thing just tire me. To marry now na like waec + jamb+ SAT
Romance / Re: Man Returns Home To Meet His Friend In Boxers With Only His Girlfriend Around by Tokziby: 11:04am On Nov 04, 2019
cruzydal:

Oga u talking cause it has not happened to you
I’m a victim of this so I know how it feels . It was just God that day I almost killed him .its very annoying your own guy you tell things and take as ur brother goes to your own house to straff ur babe .

Guy I know say the boy fk up but the fact still remains say the girl na olosho, she don dey do am outside. if the guy no do the girl u might not have found out.

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Sports / Re: Andre Gomes Injured, Leg Breaks, Players Devastated (Photos) by Tokziby: 11:00am On Nov 04, 2019
nuban07:


He broke Cech skull not Eduardo

Sorry Martin Taylor of Birmingham broke the leg while hunt broke Cech skull.

Thanks.
Romance / Re: Man Returns Home To Meet His Friend In Boxers With Only His Girlfriend Around by Tokziby: 9:03am On Nov 04, 2019
You are fighting ur friend while leaving out ur girlfriend, guy ur brain needs a reset.
Your girl na big LovePeddler!!! Ur friend just happens to be one of her client.

Never blame the man that sleeps with ur girl(aside rape) but blame the girl that opened her confluence town for tourist.

O L O S H O!!!!

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Sports / Re: Andre Gomes Injured, Leg Breaks, Players Devastated (Photos) by Tokziby: 8:53am On Nov 04, 2019
It was actually Serge Aurier that broke that leg, Son only tripped him but Aurier did the damage.

I really felt sorry for Son as he was crying uncontrollably even the referee that issued red felt sorry for Son.
A certain Stephen Hunt of Reading fc wasn't this sorry when he broke Eduardo's leg that the doctors almost amputated.
Football is actually a dangerous sport when it comes to fracturing and dislocation of the upper and lower limbs.

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Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Am Pregnant With My Step Brother by Tokziby: 6:33am On Nov 04, 2019
Congratulations...

Clap for urself for complicating ur family line.

Your (mum)mother inlaw and ur step dad(father in-law) will be very proud of u cos u are carrying their grandchild who is also ur step niece/nephew.

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