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Sports / Re: Allan Mbote Killed By Lightning During Goal Celebration by Tokziby: 10:36pm On Dec 11, 2018 |
I don't want to say it's black magic but this Kenyan people with the magic of gumming adulterers together (thunder Bolt) Can as well remove the bolt and release the Thunder... When a Kenya man tells u; the thunder that will fire u is jogging in Nairobi... Abeg u know what to do.... 39 Likes 1 Share |
Agriculture / Re: Two Men Pose With Live Python At A Public Event. Photos by Tokziby: 9:56pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
wike54: That is a normal animal behavior, the animalistic instinct cannot be written off. Even dogs and cats are never left out of these behavior. But attaching black to taming a wild animal is a big fat Lie!!! |
Agriculture / Re: Two Men Pose With Live Python At A Public Event. Photos by Tokziby: 9:16pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Big Fat Lie!!! Africans and Black magic mentality...SMH So the whitemen and arabs must have been using juju to domesticate their pets like snakes, elephants,crocodile, lions, tigers, bears and other wild animals Any animal can be domesticated if they are being kept from babies. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: APC Has No Achievement To Promote - Dele Momodu by Tokziby: 7:34pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
I have lost total respect for this man This used to be a man that came out as a presidential aspirant under late Gani Fawehinmi's party NCP in 2011. A person that has castigated the PDP for corruption practices . Now he's aligning with the same PDP he rebuked simply because money has exchanged hand. This guy na real Davido's Boy... Dele na my boy Dele na my boy. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: How To Marry A God-fearing Husband by Tokziby: 2:28pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Na wah for all these fantasy writers talking about a God fearing man in a marriage. Marriage is beyond looking at the actions of a being. You can be a God fearing man and still have a crashed marriage. Ask Oyakilome or Okotie... There are many guys out there that don't attend religious gathering but still have a happy home. Marriage is about discipline to choose to stay true to ur spouse, about tolerance to overlook her flaws, about self control over ur emotions when the heat is up, about communication between both parties, about patience to learn and understand ur spouse's behavior, about trust to believe in ur spouse and to love ur spouse through thick and thin. You don't have to be a religious man to have the above. Marriage is beyond any man's thinking cos u'll never know the type of spouse u have until u get married. We are all created differently with different flaws. Coming together and staying as one can be very very tricky. Above all every marriage requires counselling either religious or not. 24 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Never Apologises: I Am Thinking Of Ending This Relationship. by Tokziby: 10:35am On Dec 04, 2018 |
vickydevoka: My brother thanks for that. I'm not saying there aren't good women or they are all evil. All i'm just trying to correct is the Ops impression of seeing one fault in a woman and deciding to call it quit. However, majority of women that exhibit this exact traits are married women, and they usually do these cos of the love they knew their men have for them. The best place to have these types of conversation is among married men then u'd realize that one way or the other, women are wired the same way. The ones that celebrated their 10 years anniversary will also have their flaws too but the hubby will never come out and say it, cos they choose to overlook their flaws and celebrate their good sides. And that's the way it should be. Women are emotional being and act before they think, their "NO"s can mean YES, but if u told them they said "NO" they'll be like "Don't u know thats my YES" with a smile . And another time if they said the same "NO" but u thought otherwise they 'll be like "what part of NO don't u understand, is it the N or the O" . And if u are arguing with a woman and she says "whatever!!!" and u thought u won the argument... My brother Noooo, it means go and kill urself, i dont care. I'm so sorry for these indomie generation, with the way things are going and their little knowledge/understanding of women, its going to be a divorce TSUNAMI in the coming future. Anyways sha, we are already experiencing it but their own go worse pass. All the best Bro! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Never Apologises: I Am Thinking Of Ending This Relationship. by Tokziby: 9:30am On Dec 04, 2018 |
Leo10000: Its not about being a shoe sole or dumbness. Its about love, reality and what happens in marriage. Forget having a conscience of both right and wrong in women, they are emotional being, they react before they think and that's their nature. If she hits u does not mean she hates u and if she didn't hit u doesn't mean she cant kill u in a second. That's woman for u... |
Romance / Re: She Never Apologises: I Am Thinking Of Ending This Relationship. by Tokziby: 12:08am On Dec 04, 2018 |
Small pikin everywhere from the first comment to the last... What u just explained exist virtually in all women, forget whether u are in a relationship now or married. Women are like Television, they may have different manufacturers but they are wired the same way. Either u buy flat screen or orobo tv, whether u use ur TV with ordinary antenna or cable tv they will all show u something, some u will like and some na to just manage... That's just a tip of the ice berg. I laugh in roman numeral hahahahah this children will not kill someone. Have u ever heard of a saying that, a woman will offend u but u will accept the blame plus ending up to apologizing to her. That's women trickery for u and every woman is born with her own form of trickery. Example, The lady u love does something wrong but didn't want to apologize, then it causes a heated argument and the woman hits u first(be it a slap or punch) but she immediately starts to cry, and saying "u see what u made me do now, u made me hit u" while she continue to sob. . Abeg Bros, what will u do?? You'll definitely hug her and start to pacify her like a baby saying sorry dear, sorry i made u hit me. You are talking about the only human being that had a one on one talk with the Devil himself and convinced man to eat the forbidden fruit... someone that single handedly humbled SAMSON wey dey kill lion with bare hands. someone that made Bill Clinton lied on national tv and still came bak to eat his words. The people that made a president mumu himself and to talk about oza room on national tv. Guys one very good advice, have it at the back of ur mind that the lady u date today either for 1 day or 100 years, will never exhibit her full potential/behavior until she pack enter ur house as wife. If all men could discover the entire behavior of their wives before marriage, there can never be anything called divorce. Hence, u that is forming sharp and hard guy today, saying ur girl is gentle and quiet, and that u have a total control of her and u are 100% sure that she can never misbehave, i have one bad news for u... YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET!!! Just know this, women are carved from our crooked rib, if u try to straighten them, them go break and if try to bend them the more, them go scatter. Hence, na to just manage them like that and accept them with their faults as no one is perfect. But if them try to destroy ur life, abeg u know what to do... 12 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Modric Wins Ballon D'or 2018 To End Ronaldo & Messi 10-year Duopoly by Tokziby: 11:36pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
BlackManta: Everything up there = LOCAL CHAMPION!!! or which one can u convert to UCL trophy or world cup trophy or sight of w/cup trophy (2nd placed) btw Pinchi= golden boot=top scorer |
Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2018 Live Thread by Tokziby: 11:30pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Evangkatsoulis: Mr Comprehension, me i no say i no go school and i no sabi english, but please show me your JANUARY, "while the fifa world best used to be held in january"
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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2018 Live Thread by Tokziby: 10:06pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Evangkatsoulis: Guy stop confusing urself na, stay one place . Fifa awards is usually in December as far as i'm concerned but u claimed to be so sure that Ballon D'or is held in January... And i used it against and u are now changing ur stance, guy u Na wah for u ooo. Anyways whether recognized body or not, the fact remains that they should never conflict if there were no hanky panky or politics involved. Abeg, what about Mo Sallah that made it to top 3 in Fifa world best but never got a look in in the same Fifa Best 11, abeg she na different planet them dey 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2018 Live Thread by Tokziby: 9:45pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Evangkatsoulis: Oga mi, read the sentence and digest it before jumping to conclusion, kindly read again please!!! How is it possible to name a player FIFA world best but cannot win UEFA best despite playing in EUROPE and running the same calendar Also if u are so sure Ballon D'or is given out in January, then Fifa world best player of the year award would be in December or before. Hence, who would have lost out to who Fifa to Ballon D'or or Vise versa whether its January, December or November , are they not the same players kicking the same ball, playing in the same league?? Or is there any trophy or golden boot award handed out between November and January to use as judgement?? Or Do u appraise a player's performance in the middle of the season |
Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2018 Live Thread by Tokziby: 8:22pm On Dec 03, 2018 |
Starting from Fifa to his children especially UEFA and CAF are the most confused organization on Planet earth. First, fifa world best player, often times is different from Ballon D'or, but when they saw that na only two players dey win am (CR7 and Messi), dem marry Fifa best and Uefa best together. After dem see say one of them (Messi) don dey fall by the road side, dem quickly divorce their marriage so as to restart their confusion. How is it possible to name a player FIFA world best but cannot win UEFA best despite playing in EUROPE and running the same calender how did Ronaldinho lost to SHEVSHENKO(2004), Zidane lost to NEDVED (2003), Figo lost OWEN(2001), Zidane lost FIGO(2000) and Ronaldo to MATHIUS SAMMER(1996)... Confussionist re-incarnation from 2004 begins tonight BTW CAF omitted Francisca Ordega from AWCON best 11... Same way some people made it to the FIFA best 3 but not on FIFA best 11.... (Mo Salah) Mtcheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Italian Club, Palermo Sold For 10 Euros To London Company by Tokziby: 5:17pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
HyconMojo: It was more of a hand over to a company that can manage it with their own money instead of struggling and bringing down the whole club. He did it in the interest of the club and community they represent. |
Sports / Re: Italian Club, Palermo Sold For 10 Euros To London Company by Tokziby: 5:10pm On Dec 01, 2018 |
dominique: It's was Ayo Makinwa that played for them, not a SE Player |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: 2018 AWCON Final - 4 - 3 Penalties (Full Time) by Tokziby: 8:29am On Dec 01, 2018 |
TheAngry1: Guy abeg try read the article of this thread, then u will appreciate what the girls have done. I too wasnt impressed by their performance until I remembered the hell they've gone through since 2016. Those people in the NFF should be flushed to the Latrine. They have completely destroyed our female football teams, that we couldn't even qualify for ordinary U17 despite our age cheats. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Man Beats His Fiancee During Church Service After Pastor Exposed Her Wickedness by Tokziby: 10:30am On Nov 29, 2018 |
Fake pastor, fake video, fake story line... I don watch am, the man made mistake of calling the name of the lady "joy" before the pastor said "I can see joy" And the attack sef na holding each other, no slapping or punching. 12 Likes |
Travel / Re: Ghiath: Dubai Police Acquires The Most Advanced Police Car by Tokziby: 2:08pm On Nov 28, 2018 |
darkelf: Nigerians always find excuses in everything... There is nothing that is stopping us from being better than the entire UAE. China is like 10x the population of Nigeria and its doing great things. Majority of their consumables are indigenous. They only manufacture for countries but patronize their own brands. Even if its to clone other brands and make it indigenous. Look at football of today, older player are used to retiring in Arab countries cos of money, but now all road leads to china both old and young. The truth of the matter is "Black" Africans are retrogressive people, it seems as we have been cursed with selfish interest, bigotry, antagonism, disunity among others. Everywhere we go na trouble, even the exported blacks in America, Jamaica, Haiti, Cuba still carry the gene of retrogressiveness and disunity. Even in Africa the Arabs in the Northern part of Africa are far far better than black Africans. If not for the whites in S.Africa, them for worse pass Naija. If u go S.Africa sef the worst people there are still blacks. |
Travel / Re: Ghiath: Dubai Police Acquires The Most Advanced Police Car by Tokziby: 1:43pm On Nov 28, 2018 |
HardBishop: Ignorance and bigotry at its peak... check the internet and bring one single fact where its written that the "Arabs or Muslims said the use of technology is Haram"? You can also do some slight thinking, if Islam started about 600AD, How can it be possible for it to condemn the technology of 1900 AD? |
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs. Nigeria: 2018 AWCON Semi-Final - 2 - 4 - Penalties (Full Time) by Tokziby: 9:36pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper: if a coach cannot perform against a weaker opponent, then how is he expected to perform against a tougher one? if u say all our players ply their trade abroad, then we are about to play the "Abroad" themselves. This coach is not different from Berti Vogts that coached the German to their triump in euro 96 but cannot guide Nigeria past quarter finals in 2008 which happened to be our worst performance since 1982. For the fact that Dennerby was the swedish coach for 7 years does not mean he has what it takes to coach an African side. He left the job 6 years ago, how do we expect him to still be top of his game 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs. Nigeria: 2018 AWCON Semi-Final - 2 - 4 - Penalties (Full Time) by Tokziby: 8:25pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper: Which wonder after France disgraced us in Friendlies. The European teams are getting advanced day by day. Who be France where Norway, Germany, Sweden, Spain dey before. But now, they can conveniently compete with them. Denmark sef don cut face and England still dey pull strings wella. Almighty China, USA and Brazil sef dey fear Europeans. But we Africans especially Naija and Ghana should by now be dragging powers with them but na lie, na whipping team we'll continue to be. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Caught, Baby Rescued After Being Tied In Cement Bag For A Week. Photos by Tokziby: 8:15pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
NaijaOlosho: Didn't u see how the baby looksDoes that look like the baby takes shower or newly kidnapped? She could have been giving her biscuits and water to survive for the whole week. Besides there's nothing God cannot do to expose the evil woman with or without food. I was expecting the woman's pix to be near death through mob action. |
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs. Nigeria: 2018 AWCON Semi-Final - 2 - 4 - Penalties (Full Time) by Tokziby: 8:07pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper:I have never seen a super falcons performance this bad. I was hoping they lost the match to Cameroon. We couldn't even hold the ball in our own half for 10 secs talkless of Cameroons half. No midfield, no cohesion, lack of self confidence and tactically inept. Without the defenders we were nothing... 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs. Nigeria: 2018 AWCON Semi-Final - 2 - 4 - Penalties (Full Time) by Tokziby: 7:41pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Pidginwhisper: That coach na grade z. He must have been recruited from one primary school. If we to exchange coach with Cameroon or SA we for don hammer Cameroon like small pikin 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Susan Eyo-Honesty And Husband, Jack Ikpe Celebrate 1st Wedding Anniversary by Tokziby: 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2018 |
Better late than never... At 51 years celebrating a year anniversary of her first wedding, I wonder what trauma she would have gone through all the years of trying to combine her career with settling down. She would have probably given up on hope... I pray the marriage last and bless her with the fruit of the womb through whatever scientific procedure or human shopright (Motherless home). |
Religion / Re: Inside The Glory Dome, Dunamis Abuja, World’s Largest Church Auditorium by Tokziby: 3:41pm On Nov 25, 2018 |
100,000 capacity This na maracana stadium Brazil... The only missing thing here na goal post. I hope they enrolled for crowd management, traffic control course for their workers, and follow strict health and safety procedures and many standby ambulance with several doctors on duty. Else this na disaster waiting to happen. Government should not have allowed such capacity that will involve various age categories(from infants to aged) at the same venue, speaking from the view point of health and safety. What do I know sef 17 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Atiku: I Will Risk Inflation To Win Huge Foreign Investments by Tokziby: 12:05am On Nov 16, 2018 |
Just one thing to bring down all this hullabaloo... Atiku wants to float Naira again after what we experienced from 2015-2016. Imagine how rich the bastad would be in few months into his administration. HAAAAAaAAA Atiku wan do take Nigeria do MMM The f^^king guy go just borrow like 10 billion dollars x 360 = N3.6 trillion. After floating the naira its jumps to like N1000/$ or even more cos by that time every BDC and all govt looters go don hoard their dollars. Just imagine the thing becomes x3, the mofo go just cash out over 10 trillion Naira with his fellow looters and dump it into the economy. The next thing na welcome to Nigeria-zuela... wuru wuru economist, u want to float naira in a country that is still heavily dependent on importation. A country that sells its crude oil for peanut and pays high for its produce. A country that was just rated second by bloomberg behind china in rice importation despite its massive effort in locally made rice. Oloshi somebody, ordinary toothpick we never produce, ordinary basic infrastructure like electricity, road, healthcare facilities, water and shelter we never get. Abeg tell us how a foreign investor would put his hard earned money in a country that is lacking basic amenities?? As the saying goes, tasty soup is what attracts customers, investors would definitely find their way to Nigeria when everything is in right other. Do the needful first before u jump the gun. 80-90% of investment in UAE is owned by foreigners and its simply because they created an enabling environment that matched the world standard and added cherry on the cake by removing tax. Mr Atiku go back to ur secondary school and collect ur balance for economics class or fire ur economist... 2 Likes |
Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Tokziby: 11:48am On Nov 15, 2018 |
thaoriginator: super mario 3 is the one with tail (racoon costume) and its played on NES (nintendo) while Super Mario World uses both cape and wings to fly and its played on SNES (Super nintendo). The wings is attached to Yoshi for flight. 1 Like
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Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Tokziby: 9:11pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
thaoriginator: correct... That mario get wings and very Behind with unlimited coins and the stages plenty die!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Tokziby: 8:18pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
LucemFerre: RIP to all my chop money that ended up in game center... Plus the one we use to bribe Papa John (Our gateman) to ditch school for Nipple head in Mende 1 Like |
Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Tokziby: 8:14pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
Mrviktor: No that happens in fifa 94 on super nes, after each half a code given scrolled on the tv in case of power cut. I dont know the one on ISSS. I have used code for dogs to be referee, codes that makes the player's head big, disappearing ball, and that no nonsense referee that disches out red card, japanese guy Kusikuto |
Gaming / Re: What Was The First Video Game You Ever Played? by Tokziby: 8:09pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
uxomykaz: its called family com or famicom. And that game u play with gun is called DUCK HUNT with that useless dog laughing at u when u miss. u can also use the gun for clay shooting. 1 Like |
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