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Religion / How To Know Your Prophet Is A Fake by tolastikha: 10:02pm On Jan 11, 2016
You went to meet your prophet on Saturday morning for possible break through prayers over incessant mid night bad dreams. And you got there, he prayed with you, while you were still kneeling, he prophesied to you that 'by Sunday morning somebody will come to your house and that the person is a demon messenger whose mission is to come and kill your wife and first son'. Lo and behold, on Sunday morning at about 7am, your mentor, who at the same time is your god father, your source of lively hood just worked in with food stuff items as usual, and said good morning Dele. Will your prophet's prophecy be meaningful to you?
Celebrities / Re: Girl Who Had Sex With Donjazzy In Her Dreams Thanks Him for it and He Responds by tolastikha: 6:41am On Dec 16, 2015
What an illiterate girl! Is Donjazzy an intellectual material that someone will be in his mind that fucking her most desired dream? He is just a musician. Donjazzy is not property of knowledge
Business / Re: How To Prevent Employee Fraud/ Theft: 22 Tips by tolastikha: 7:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
Ensure you secure a license private Consultant Administrator aside private Auditors to regularly review your organizational structure and business strategy compliance.
Politics / Re: Heavy Gunfire In Zaria As Troops Attempt To Arrest Shiite Leader Zakzaky by tolastikha: 3:22pm On Dec 13, 2015
Why is there great and overly pronounced discrepancy between the various countries that practice Islam? Are we really sure Prophet Mohammed is real? There seems to be as many doctrine of Islam as the numbers of towns where Islam is being practiced. The moslem in Osun state is different from Edo State. The irag muslim is not the same with Kenya and so also is their believe.
Politics / The Treasury Looter Goat by tolastikha: 12:38pm On Dec 13, 2015
Imagine designing this gold coated rope for them

Politics / Re: Buhari, Order Immediate Arrest Of Okonjo-Iweala & Emefiele - By Ilesanmi Omabomi by tolastikha: 12:14pm On Dec 13, 2015
WHY ALL THESE NOISE MAKING HERE BY POVERTY STRIKING PEOPLE? THE SO CALLED MONEY HAS GONE AND GONE FOR EVER. THERE WILL BE NO SINGLE INDICTMENT AT THE END OF THE DAY. WHAT IS NEW IN ALL OF THESE? WHEN JONATHAN CAME, HE PURSUED ABACHA LOOTS, GOT IT AND SUMMARILY APPROPRIATE IT. BUBU IS NOT AFTER ANYBODY JAIL. LIKE WHAT OUR LEGEND"LAGBAJA" SAID, " NA WAITING E GO CHOP E DEY FINE....." GENTLEMEN! MAKE NO ENEMY HERE.

Crime / Re: Ritualists Murder 6 Women In Ikorodu, Dump Corpses In Ikorodu Lagos Carnal (Pics by tolastikha: 5:12am On Dec 13, 2015
I Will REACT LIKE THIS, WERE THE GIRLS PICKED UP IN THEIR HOMES OR IN THEIR SCHOOL HOSTESS? BECAUSE IN LAW, WE SAY HE THAT COME FOR EQUITY MUST COME WITH CLEAN HANDS. THIS SAME LEGAL JARGON IS OPERATIONAL IN HEAVEN. THESE GIRLS WILL COME FROM THEIR HOMES OR SCHOOLS TO JUNCTIONS LOOKING FOR MEN TO CARRY THEM FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY. THEY NO LONGER BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE ❤ BUT LOVE OF MONEY. THEY NEVER DIE WELL. THEY WILL END IN HELL. AS FOR THEIR KILLERS, DEATH AWAIT THEM IN MATTER OF DAYS. I WON'T PITY FOR THE USELESS GIRLS AT ALL..

Politics / Re: EFCC: Tompolo Goes Underground To Evade Arrest by tolastikha: 11:58am On Dec 12, 2015
Do am like this...... The money go pump out

Culture / Re: 10 Most Bizarre Nigerian Myths (photos) by tolastikha: 9:54pm On Dec 04, 2015
In the small village of iyansan where I grew up, we call it Iseku (bush baby) its real. My late father a well known Ogboni man in the then Westward, he was popularly known as Apena by his followers. He once had a whole night fight with Iseku and he defeated it came in at about 4am with the mat and a small stone belonging to the Iseku. I saw the items with my nicked eyes.

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Politics / Re: Dasuki: GEJ Ordered Me To Share N10Billion To PDP Delegates - Saharareporters by tolastikha: 5:42pm On Dec 04, 2015
They are yet say the truth

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalander Shot In The Leg At Biafra Protest (Graphic Photos) by tolastikha: 9:19pm On Dec 03, 2015
No need to thank God Na. No body wan kill you. Na just small blood we be need from you to serve lord kpakpa to help us through this journey to self determination

Politics / Re: EFCC Arraigns Akpobolokemi, Ex-nimasa DG And Nine Others For Alleged N1.153bn Sc by tolastikha: 9:13pm On Dec 03, 2015
There ris God o. Me no chop for all these fat fat money because me dey bush to tori

Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: Oshiomhole After Me Because I Blocked His ‘Dubious N15bn Loan’ by tolastikha: 5:43am On Dec 03, 2015
SHOT UP THIS WOMAN OUT TO DISGRACE DELTA.

Its even worse and nonsensical to hear from you that you don't know thiefing was going on under your watch in an economy where you play the role of Cat to watch over dried fish.

You alone is:
. A chartered Accountant
. World Bank Expert
. Coordinating Minister of the Economy.

Now all the whole money has been stolen and you cry daily the you have know hands.

Madam you need to be stoned to death.

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Politics / Re: Faleke, Audu Drag APC To Court, As Party Confirms Yahaya Bello by tolastikha: 9:14pm On Nov 30, 2015
This is a simple political arithmetic. APC is gradually committing blunder. Yahaya no doubt is now APC candidate but without running mate. By the time he wins, PDP will sue him and INEC for not having validly nominated Dep. Gov. With that Wada will quietly nock him out.
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Bashir Yuguda And Others Over $2billion Arms Deal by tolastikha: 8:14pm On Nov 30, 2015
I no tell Una say former PGJ go deny them?

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Crime / Re: Commercial Sex Worker Loses N750,000 To Fraudster In Delta by tolastikha: 9:37am On Nov 28, 2015
I can authoritatively tell you that she lied. No ashawo from Igbo origin go leave 10k for her room

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Education / Re: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by tolastikha: 10:13am On Nov 22, 2015
I finished from Loyola but I fail my mathematics. Yeye
Politics / Re: Britain Toys With Woes Of Another Biafra War - Sun Newspaper by tolastikha: 11:47am On Nov 08, 2015
I might have sounded too unserious in my last comment on this subject. To put small seriousness into it, Biafra will not succeed if they don't approach their request from one serious point. I strongly believe the right to self secession is a collective right of all society that feels she can get it right alone. Apart from the Igbo no zone in Nigeria is willing to secede. However, any government in power will only take them serious if they reject any form of political patronage and stand out to demand for self determination.

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Politics / Re: Britain Toys With Woes Of Another Biafra War - Sun Newspaper by tolastikha: 10:31am On Nov 08, 2015
What does Biafra really want? Is it right to self determination (secession) or right to political patronage (Appointment, good roads, N5k monthly stipends to unemployed youths.? I need answer quickly because I want to contribute in either way.

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Culture / Re: A Tribute To The Beautiful Itsekiris Of The Niger Delta by tolastikha: 1:21am On Nov 01, 2015
The intelligent and honest tribe along the inhabitants of the river coast.

Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: 3 Things Shittu Said Most Nigerians Won't Agree With by tolastikha: 6:23pm On Oct 20, 2015
THEN, I MUST HURRY UP AND REGISTER MY OWN CHURCH ⛪ " BELIEVERS PROPHETIC MINISTRY" AKA " NEW JERUSALEM EMBASSY". I MUST RESIGN FROM CIVIL SERVICE NOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS LEVITES' BLESSING.
Politics / Re: 'How Cabals In The Presidency Hijacked Buhari’s Ministerial Appointment' - SDC by tolastikha: 6:09pm On Oct 19, 2015
I love ❤ to join this group of freedom fighters. Even here in Delta State, Kachukwu is not and have never been in our Party. We have laboured only for unknown person to our struggle to come ripe the fruit of our struggle. By next election, Buhari will come and deliver Delta from PDP. No to monkey dey work baboon dey chop. We need to synergise to fight this ugly political amphibians. My lines are 08073737424; 08134272361 and 08127696952.
Politics / Re: Ifa Worshippers Offer To Fight Boko Haram by tolastikha: 4:06pm On Oct 19, 2015
I have always said it. Orunmila forbid crime and all that subscribe to Orunmila will never do evil against his/her neighbour. With Ifa devotees, Nigeria will be in a safe hands. I'm proud I belong to the religion of truth and light of Olodumare.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Await Boards' Members List: The Untimed Visit Of The Bridegroom Part 2 by tolastikha: 11:56am On Oct 19, 2015
If I miss out from ministerial list, I should be able to make board list, at least.

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Investment / Land With Certificate Of Occupancy For Sale In Asaba by tolastikha: 3:16pm On Oct 18, 2015
A parcel of land measuring 400ft by 100ft located close to the propose Asaba international Market about 2 miles away from the Bridge Head with Certificate of occupancy. Price N30M. For details contact Tola on 08073737424 and 08134272361.
Properties / Parcel Of Land For Sale In Asaba by tolastikha: 3:02pm On Oct 18, 2015
A parcel of land measuring 400ft by 100ft located close to propose popular Asaba international Market two miles away from the Bridge Head with Certificate of Occupancy ( CofO). Price N30M. For details contact 08073737424 and 08134272361.
Celebrities / Re: Que Peller Becomes First Nigerian Artiste To Perform Magic On Stage by tolastikha: 6:56am On Oct 18, 2015
That is very far from being correct. It was in the year 1973 precisely 17 of November when Comfort Omoge at Ode Irele in Ondo State changed her handkerchief to tortoise while on stage. The track then if I could remember vividly was "Emire oma oro ooo! Eni bafe woju oro, oro agbelo".
Politics / Nigerians Await Boards' Members List: The Untimed Visit Of The Bridegroom Part 2 by tolastikha: 7:28am On Oct 17, 2015
Now that Ministers are set to resume duties, will it be another six months before we get the list of Boards members and chairs? This is a disturbing question that non party members in my parliament continually ask me as senior party man. This question is as difficult as predicting the coming of the Biblical Bridegroom. Knowing who Mr. President is as the man who will diligently weighed every option before action, then it might take another two months to constitute Boards.
Politics / Re: I Won’t Resign Even If I Don’t Defeat Boko Haram By December, Says Buhari by tolastikha: 6:10pm On Oct 16, 2015
The six years reign of Boko Haram under Jonathan watch has practically made it impossible to give a definite time frame within which they can be quenched. I'm in total support of PMB. Throwing in the trowel because December deadline could not be met will certainly give the criminal reasonable time to regroup and the result of that will be damned catastrophic. A vacuum in governance is a brewery put for anarchy.
Politics / Re: Fashola At The Kalakuta Museum Where Fela Kuti Was Buried by tolastikha: 5:27pm On Oct 16, 2015
Information reaching me is that Baba 70 has just worn the general election in Heaven as the President of Black Raise in Heaven. Congrats Baba70 .
Politics / Re: Diezani Vindicated As Kachikwu Upholds Her Policies – Clem Aguiyi by tolastikha: 5:22pm On Oct 16, 2015
Hahahaha! This media aid guff. It has never been mentioned that she had bad policies, what the world all over said about her is that her policies were geared towards selfishly enriching her pocket and that as good as her policy document was, madam pass corner to harvest fall out. This people no go kill me. grin

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