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Crime › Re: Two Brothers And A Pregnant Woman Killed In Surulere by Tolexander: 3:14pm On May 04, 2013
http://
yabaleftng
..com/2013/05/
two-brothers-and-pregnant-
woman-shot.html
what kind of link to a news is this for goodness sake?
Celebrities › Re: I Called Don Jazzy And He Picked Up Immediately ––d'banj by Tolexander: 3:08pm On May 04, 2013
The issue now is business and not padi padi or symbiotic kind of relationship they were practising
Celebrities › Re: Laide Bakare Splits From Hubby, Set To Marry Lagos Based Popular Businessman, Mr by Tolexander:
Nigerian actress, Laide Bakare
has said through her publicist
that she is no longer married to
her US based husband, Mr.
Okunfulire. Read press statement
sent out by her publicist, below.
hope the publicist wasn't hacked into!

Some people just do things for their own selfish reasons.
Why on earth would someone lie to another opposite sex not being married and having any children before.

One thing the man didn't realise is these actresses are very more interested in family men than bachelors. Perhaps he didn't hear any news of Funke Akindele, Mercy Johnson, Bisi Ibidapo Obe et al.
Politics › Re: 2015, Jonathan's Posters Hit Abuja (PICTURE) by Tolexander: 1:02pm On May 04, 2013
He will soon come out to deny it.
He doesn't have the liver. Of course the Jan 1st poster is still fresh in our memory!
Celebrities › Re: Childhood Pictures Of Barack Obama Jnr. by Tolexander: 12:55pm On May 04, 2013
fafelumo: From a young boy to the most powerful man in the world.The second to the last picture is Barack and his mother,Stanley Ann Dunham and the last picture is Barack and his father,Barack Obama snr.
you didn't post any picture.
The only pictures i could see here are these:
[img]https://www.nairaland.com/1279251/childhood-pictures-barack-obama-jnr[/img]
Education › Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Tolexander: 12:43pm On May 04, 2013
Oga wale! Can you please suggest this topic to the admin!

https://www.nairaland.com/1217483/naughty-things-did-primary-school
Celebrities › Re: We're So Good In Bed, Women Fight Over Us Says Male Dwarfs by Tolexander: 12:34pm On May 04, 2013
Ogbaji drinks,
goes clubbing and even asks
women for a dance, although
he admitted that his advances
are not always successful and
that dancing with a tall woman
could sometimes be awkward.
He said little men are good in
bed that women fight over
them
, adding that he has two
tall girlfriends, one of whom
might become his wife later in
the year. "I have two
girlfriends and they
are tall. I wooed the first one
but it was the second one who
wooed me and now, they are
fighting over me," Ogbaji said,
attributing his love dilemma to
his 'dress sense' and 'sweet
loving' nature. He said he was
lucky to get his first girlfriend
to agree after several failed
attempts to get a woman.
one just have to grow in one way or the other!

I very support the guy on the issue of lady fighting over them on bed. Though they aren't growing in body size, they are growing in penile(phallus) size.

These people are human like us.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Group Rejects Buhari’s Offer To Step Down For Anyone In APC. by Tolexander:
Yes o. Nothing do am!
He can do it of course he had done it before.

The only man with no alliance with any political godfather or goon.

The solution to nigerian problem right now is electing a man of dignity and iron hands against any recalcitrant corrupt bigwig. Not a clueless supposed 'god-sent' and tribal afflation.
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Former Minister In Maiduguri Released by Tolexander: 7:59am On May 04, 2013
Kidnapped a politician on friday, released on saturday!

This is kidnapping inequalities for goodness sake.
They will kidnap a layman for many days before the release.
Kidnap an academician and kill him.
kidnap a foreigner for weeks, kill or later free them.
Celebrities › Re: Childhood Picture Of Nadia Buari And Dad by Tolexander: 7:51am On May 04, 2013
See how she is sitting down in solitude like an ogbanje!

Seems both daughter and claimed father refused to have a peculiar facial morphology(not doubting her paternity anyway)
Education › Re: My Fellow JAMBITES, How Market??? Was Your Score What You Expected??? by Tolexander:
I got things wrong due to lack of information and am regretting it!

I thought i will build my JAMB result like i did my O'level certificate where i had my required 5 papers in 5 sittings just because i had to concentrate on a paper per exam. Having distinction in each of the papers per exam.

I made sure i concentrate on English language for this year Jamb and the next 3 subjects in the next 3 jamb exams, but God so good, i had 80 in english but the chemistry, physics and biology are 05, 06 and 14 respectively. And medicine is my 1st choice thinking i would combine the jamb results at four sittings.

There is nothing as bad as not being informed.
Well! I have learnt my lesson. And next year will be different.
Celebrities › Re: Is Daniel Ademinokan Dead? Stella Damasus Tweets Scary Message by Tolexander: 6:14pm On May 03, 2013
Her twitter account was hacked.

Some hackers are just senseless, what will they gain from this? Instead of them to use the account for something that can bring money!
Oloshi!
Politics › Stop Lamenting, Confront Insecurity, El – Rufai Tells jonathan by Tolexander(op): 5:49pm On May 03, 2013
ABUJA — Former minister of
the Federal Capital Territory,
Mallam Nasir el-Rufai,
Thursday asked President
Goodluck Jonathan to stop
lamenting over the
deteriorating security
situation in the country, but
to take appropriate steps to
tackle the menace.
El-Rufai spoke with
Vanguard correspondents in
response to the lamentation
by Jonathan that Nigeria was
passing through a
challenging security phase in
its nationhood.
The President spoke at the
grand finale of the 2013
Police Week celebrations at
the Eagle Square, Abuja.
Jonathan had noted, “This is
quite a trying moment for
this country in terms of
security. A number of our
police officers have lost their
lives while serving their
fatherland. We have
challenges from the South to
the North and from the East
to the West.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/stop-lamenting-confront-insecurity-el-rufai-tells-jonathan/
Politics › Re: BREAKING News:unemployment Rates Plummets To All-time Record Low by Tolexander:
Aggrippa: U.S. economy added 165,000 jobs in April. Unemployment rate fell to 7.5% from 7.6% in March, government says. http://on.cnn.com/QZYZDc
gibberish and balderdash in nigeria!
Who are those people they provided employment for if not the militants.
Education › Re: The 2013 Top 100 Universities Ranking In Africa, Check Your Institution Here by Tolexander: 4:58pm On May 03, 2013
But where are the jews that claimed to be the most learned?
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 34th Birthday by Tolexander: 4:45pm On May 03, 2013
JOYCEOUS: Kikikikikikikiki! Chai!
Did u bake d cake urslf?
U'l bake mine too!
sure! That is just a tip of an iceberg from the abundance in my ultimate bakery of living bread.
Your directing the four letter word (love) to moi is the only ticket to be the soul claimer.
Politics › Re: House To Probe Minister Of Petroleum Over “Suspicious Oil Deals” by Tolexander: 10:34am On May 03, 2013
They are mad!

What is their outcome of Maina probe?
Have they succeeded in probing Idi Farouk Lawan.

Another way to acquire wealth through bribery.

Very understandable they wanna collect their own share from the woman.
Politics › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Police Officers Fail Intelligence Test by Tolexander: 10:31am On May 03, 2013
What do you expect from the 'wetin you carry man'?

We don't really need blaming them. Of course we saw their training school some couple of months ago.
Investment › Re: Warren Buffet Joins Twitter, Gains 100,000 Followers in a couple of Hours. by Tolexander:
Within hours, 100,000 followers!

This life sha!
Life without money!


The same twitter account i opened 4years ago still with just 2 followers and they are my younger bro and my cousin and i was the one that used their accounts to follow mine!

I tire o!
Politics › Re: Governor Obi Betrayed My Father - Ojukwu Jnr by Tolexander: 9:58am On May 03, 2013
Thank God it is Gov. Peter Obi this time and not Awolowo.

Better the guy declare his gubernatorial ambition now. Seems he want to use his father's name!
Politics › Re: World Leaders May Ban Jonathan From G8 Summit by Tolexander: 9:47am On May 03, 2013
It is a blessing in disguise if he is denied anyway!

His attendance at the meeting is just as useful as useless cos he has nothing to say but only talk to the empty seats!
Foreign Affairs › Re: FBI Announce $2 Million Ransom On First ‘wanted’ Female by Tolexander: 8:25am On May 03, 2013
$2million ransom?

The woman they are talking about is my grandma. I need to get her as soon as possible from her hiding place in the village and present her to the FBI!
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: EXPOSED: Abuja Pop-star GINA Pays $85,000 For Angelina Jolie's Lips!!! by Tolexander: 7:56am On May 03, 2013
What is the problem with her?

She hasn't really become a star she is doing this, what if she becomes a moon?

Am not convinced he got the money from her music carrier!

She even look worse after the surgery. Well, some people will go to an expensive salon and come back looking like an expensive baboon that merit nowhere than an expensive lagoon
Politics › Re: Gunmen Destroy Buildings, Telecom-masts In Borno by Tolexander: 7:42am On May 03, 2013
baynix: Now Shi.t Just Got Real! smiley

Boko Haram Now Uses Hilux To Ease Their Task?

Someone Shld Convince Me Dat Ds Govt. Doesnt Know About Or Fund Ds Sect!! huh
i remember a news early this week or late last week when a news of police halting the attack of the boko harams but the boko harams were able to collect 2 hilux van from the police. I said the police didn't halt any attack, cos they have succeeded in achieving their aims of snatching police van.
These are some of the things in addition to the sponsors they recieve from some political stakeholders.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 34th Birthday by Tolexander: 7:31am On May 03, 2013
Happy birthday Genie!

I love you, this is my birthday cake for you.
My next year's birthday gift will be better than this!
HIP! HIP!! HIP!!! HURRAY.

Politics › Re: Chime Hale, Hearty - Enugu Govt by Tolexander: 7:25am On May 03, 2013
Exactly how we were made to be believe President Umar Musa Yaradua was hale and healthy until he finally packed up. Using his name to siphon nigerian fund then.

Either hale and healthy or not, time will tell
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairalanders Can God Do This For Me? by Tolexander: 7:07am On May 03, 2013
God isn't a magician!

God can do all things but God will never do everything

Gen 2vs19: Now the LORD God had formed
out of the ground all the wild
animals and all the birds in the
sky. He brought them to the man
to see what he would name
them; and whatever the man
called each living creature, that
was its name.

[color=crimson]NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION[/color]
If the Lord changed suddenly your look, you would be a monster to people around you.
You have the power to change everything about yourself. God gave Adam the permission to name what he hath created of course God could have named them himself but the names will seem foolish and incomprehensible to Adam.

Dietary Approach: Mind your diet and make sure they contain the right proportions of vitamins.

Psychological Approach: make sure you free your mind from this mentality of 'i look older than my age'. Play with your agemates freely so that everyone seeing you will know that you are of the same age with them only that nature denied the equal appearance with them.

Hilarious Approach: look for a small board and write 'i am 32years' and place it on your heart tethered to your neck so that everybody can see it and know your real age.
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Grows A Beard (Pictures) by Tolexander: 6:03am On May 03, 2013
This is more or less the handiwork of someone that has a photo in his shop, i mean photoshop.
Education › Re: Are You Proud Of Your Secondary School? by Tolexander: 11:35pm On May 02, 2013
I represent Alutierin Community Grammer School, Gbodofan area, Iyanfoworogi!
Politics › Re: Home Make Over For Negelected Nigerian Flag Designer, Taiwo Akinkunmi. PICS by Tolexander: 9:03pm On May 02, 2013
abes: https://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/japan-flag.gif

How do you expect a flag to look like? Can you sketch us a good design so we can have an idea what you mean by a good design?
this is how he expects the flag to look like,

[img]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/13200_biafranflag_gif3e2795ff0c041ff56364c19bb64a3fd7&imgrefurl=https://www.nairaland.com/14666/pictures-flag-currency-biafra&h=216&w=375&sz=2&tbnid=GbBoC-0lUobPGM:&tbnh=41&tbnw=71&prev=/search%3Fq%3DBiafran%2Bflag%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Biafran+flag&usg=__HudzInwjVTERFchyw6leLhMsg64=&sa=X&ei=8cWCUfSZBaTK4ATd5YHgDw&ved=0CCIQ9QEwAg&start=1[/img]
Politics › Re: South African Robbers Shoot At Nigerian Diplomat And Family In Pretoria! by Tolexander: 8:34pm On May 02, 2013
thelastPope: Why are you holding brief for them? did they not vote in a president when he was going through a corruption trial and was looking very guilty? What are you on about?
read my post very well!

Was trying to tell the guy that not as if the south africans like their government. But because they don't like nigerians, that was what warranted their abuse in their post.
Politics › Re: South African Robbers Shoot At Nigerian Diplomat And Family In Pretoria! by Tolexander: 7:16pm On May 02, 2013
Akpangbon: where did I say they are defending their President?
Akpangbon: If its Nigeria, they will heap
curses on the government
. SA
with her incredibly bad crime
records still go out there
defending themselves on
atrocities committed in their
country.

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