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Rivermonster:
The belief in mermaid Originated from Syria and Greece not in Africa from there it spread to North America the first person who claimed to have seen a mermaid was an American not an African did Americans or Asia worship mermaid or the sea? NO because they know it was just an imagination.

They succeeded in infiltrating our mind telling us about a being that they have imagined they call it mermaid and Africans quickly adopted it and they start worshipping it and the sea where they claim it lives. Americans produced cartoons and movies about it and we all believe it.

Disney just produce a new movie about a black mermaid now. If you believe in mermaid you are not different from those that believe in dragons. A belief in a being that is half human and half fish, is not different from a belief on a big reptile that fly and breath out fire. Africans wake up

This your write-up is a pure conspiracy theory. Some trike worship the river goddess in Africa.
Go to osun state.
It's as ancient as you can ever imagined. They might not call it mermaid or picture it like a mermaid, I can't say about how they pictured it.

Chukwuka319:
Lol! Thank God you know that you are a compound complex fool and an aggravated idiot.
You should have kept mute and people won't know that you are mentally deranged.
Big fat FOOL!

The God you claim to serve might have cleaned your name from the book of life with these evil words you're typing.
You're more fake and not different from those you criticize.
You're just an over zealous f@@l not recognize even by your Jesus lol.

Chukwuka319:
Really so many people are destroyed due to ignorance.
What pledge did she make to the water spirits,in return for their blessings?
Because water spirits are not Father Christmas or God who gives without adding any sorrow.
Fools will rant now,but this is the truth.
Nothing good ever comes from Water spirits.
It's only God who can give without interest, collateral or sorrow and pain.
The "blessings" of water spirits may appear refreshing, satisfying for a while,but soon,they will come to claim one precious thing from her life at the date they choose.

I don't know why f@@ls criticize African religion.
!diot$

ResidentSnitch:
If you're above 15 years and you wrote this, then you should be pitied.

Iffa giv u knock ehn!

Im old enough to be your husband

DMerciful:
Are you really from Lagos? You think the Tinubu dynasty is giving Lagos a fair deal?

Yes and he doesn't have a choice. After his 8 years or four years he won't come back here if he doesn't address most challenges we're facing here.

Do you know Lagos is about the 6th Largest economy in Africa but among the poorest standard of living!

Nigeria is one nation, so Lagos state government is not responsible for the large poverty in the state.
Many measures has been taken to restrict people from constituting nuisance and creating shanties.
Nigerians abroad are living shanties, go check places where Nigeria lives in italy, usa etc.

You do not have constant electricity, government provided pipe borne water,
good health facilities and insurance, emergency response like 911, good road networks, low crime rate etc but you're happy with the current Lagos. Have you reviewed places like Cairo, Kigali, Cape Town, Pretoria, Johannesburg, Addis Ababa, Nairobi and see that Lagos has a lot of gaps to close?

Lagosians bask in mediocrity!

Yes we do complain about the electricity issues alot. Alot has been done to improve power in the state but it's more of a federal government issue. As you can see the blue line metro is running on electricity.
Not all area has constant light tho. We're giving then the opportunity to fix that once and for all.
If light is fixed in Lagos, many Nigerians living in Lagos will benefit, the best person to fix light bt tinubu and obi in Lagos is tinubu.
So we're watching.

Lagos has the best emergency response in Nigeria sofar. Have you happened to see how those firefighters swiftly attend fire accident?
If you tell me Lagos don't have the best emergency response team then I'll know you just want to tell lies.

As far as im concerned, we've settled for individuals drilling their borehole and we're satisfied with that.
It's left for who is not satisfied with such condition to decide where is best to live in.

Lagos is improving massively and we're not sleeping on it.
Those cities you mention you need to see their budget.
Naira has to stabilize to at least ₦500 to a dollar and Lagos state budget need to start from 3trillion to achieve such feat.
It will happen by 2025 budget.

I recently complained on Twitter to the governor about some issues in badagry, like two days later the governor visited badagry base on the things I said.
Many road still need to be reconstructed in Lagos but I believe Lagos has one of the best roads in Nigeria.

DMerciful:
I agree with the woman that not agreeing to protest against Tinubu is tribalism

Wereiy with all the goodies coming to my state that will eventually favor Nigeria I should go against it?

It's very easy for many people to Cap because they're not native lagosian.
After voting obi we've moved on
All the best for LP tho.

chiefolododo:
If Israel launch the same amount of missiles , hope there won't be issues?

Israel knows the consequences of launching such missiles.

Iran is scared of US and EU backing of Israel. But the truth is, before those support go reach ground civilians in isreal go run to take refuge in Palestine where Hamas and Palestinians are crying with blood already.
Dem fit chop Israel life 4 those territory.
Iran has stronger navy.
Before sheep go fit reach Israel Dem go don hijack am.
US will have to intervene to decimate Iran as we speak. If not! With the present situation in Gaza , withdrawal of troops from Gaza will only strengthen Hamas .

Let's learn how to live together. My uncle use to tell me, when people say nonsense you give it back to them.
Let them know they're saying nonsense!
But my mum said I should always avoid trouble.
I chose that of my mum. When I grew older I took the advice of my uncle and both worked for me in different time.
At a younger age I will always here trashy talk and might not want to fire back.

Like for instance one lovely igbo woman that use to give me alot of goodies told me to do my research well, that my ancestors were from Ogun state not Lagos Epe.
She said many of this Yoruba are not from Lagos that Lagos is a mixed state.
I fired back immediately that she should not tell me my history and what I know.
The whole Epe territory is Ijebu land before Lagos state and Ogun state came to be.
So this is our land and we're majorly ijebu.
She had to keep quiet.

Another day we were talking about bad government and I said it clearly that I don't like tinubu but I can't join a protest against his government now, I'm optimistic and besides Lagos will benefit alot.

She said that's tribalism, I said it's personal interest.

Our different view doesn't mean we should stop being friends you know.

Once I enter alaba and someone drags my hand, "oga game, laptop, candle, aeroplane etc I get am 4 my store".
Sometimes I just laugh and pass, sometimes if I'm pissed I'll tell him "I go comot yah teeth now".

I understand igbos very well, they are nice people but if you don't call them to order they will ride you.
One of my neighbor that I use to play with daughter and buy things for her. Despite all this my good jesture, this woman will always spoil my parol with any babe wey i wan knack!

Once she sees me with uju, the next thing I'll see is her advising the girl
She did that with chibuzor and Ada too.
I no later see those babes knack!
I just laugh 4 my mind, I would have applied pressure but I reserve my pressure for better things.
I stop buying anything for her which reduce how I buy stuff for her daughter
But we're still friends.
Those are my experience with igbos sofar.

ReacherSaidNoth:
You have know no right to disturb others with your religious crap, it's not be force to be a gullible sheep.

The lady is a Christian, who dedicate her time to God and she's very sensible enough to know there is time for everything.

Not these stvpid ones that you'll tell you're in a hurry yet they'll say can't spare 10min for Jesus?
They talk like they're ready to convert you to light since they already judged you as someone in darkness.

The olodo op who couldn't get a lyrics right will also not get his Bible verses right.
It was right for his new teacher (The said lady) to want to preach to him not him preaching to his teacher.
He's just overzealous and knows nothing, she knew that so she avoided his convo.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Isreal already attacked Iran consulate in Syria and killed 7 of their generals lran attack didn't even reach isreal

Israel should attack Iran directly so things can escalate quickly.

Where is that comrade sticker of "What is man without vawulence".

CatchMeIfUCanMO:
Una don get mouth now, but when the pounding begins, una go dey shout genocide everywhere.

Why Israel dey delay pounding Na?

Epistasis:
Israel should never retaliate, Iran will be totally decimated. A long term dream of the Sunnis.

Iran is not Palestine
Israel know this well, that's why they're carefully waiting for big bro support (USA).
Any miscalculation Na full blown war!

Mandate1:
na CBN tell you this one?

See the topic

Tradepunter2:
All these useless paid opay agent up there..... You think serious biznes minded people use opay? You must be daft..... Keep fooling yourselves

It doesn't matter. They're the largest Nigeria bank currently.

olisaEze:
You’re a dunce! Read and understand before you rush to comment!
"Popular nigerian pastor and a major critic of the nigerian government has blasted nigerians that are not happy as the dollar begin to appreciate. He was furious that despite being an obidient, he has moved on, but some people always want to see anything bad about their country especially since their candidate lost, and always want bad things to be happening so that they can say, Shey we warned you.
Watch his outburst."

So only Peter obi contested with tinubu? Lol

UHLmoving:
But couldn't ensure as a governor that her body be brought home for proper burial

I thought people who die in beach or river are buried close to the same beach or river

Learn how to swim

1Sharon:
Yen yen yen.

Let's see it or crawl back into the dust. Men that are attractive are humble about it. Fvck off abeg.

Na me you dey follow talk like dis? With that your short foot and bend bend nails

rayvelez:
Baba don relocate to Canada 🇨🇦

Wow that's cool. Everything Na time.
He's focusing on something else.

1Sharon:
Is this thread the first time you've been seeking my attention?
Think what you want. I don't need to prove anything to an Internet nonentity.

You thought. Why don't you post your handsome face then?

I never said you're ugly, before you start crying.
Secondly you might fall in love with me if you see my pics so I don't want to stress your feelings

1Sharon:
Attention seeker. You really thought you did did something. You didn't see this comment?
https://www.nairaland.com/8057581/men-marry-lady-ideology/11#129402565

Look at you. You thought. Moròn.

Keep lying to yourself
You no wan admit. By the way, this is my thread not seeking your attention, be humble .

IBEDC and BEDC are brothers in failure, the worst of them all.

Edo no be Lagos truly, Edo Na Ibadan

DevilsEqual:
Thanks for updating your profile with another feet pic

Would have said "God bless u" but u dont believe in that

Anyway, I want to admit that...

1sharon use to upload her pics b4, I complained about her skull

Since then she started uploading feet
I've been pleading with her to 4giv me

chatinent:
But Ngozi would be like: "add four takeaways. Put two kanda that have flesh well well, three roundabout, salad, moimoi and four fried fowls."


Thief. It will never be well with you for trying to render me useless.

You no fly comot?

Ofunaofu:
Mr. Cardoso, a genius

He will surely be a genius if the naira exchanges at N200 to a dollar where the APC met it in 2015.

Before it was where tinubu met it. Now it looks like it's going back to where tinubu met it with Nigeria in a better economic state.
Now you changed it to where APC met it lol.

LibertyRep:
As it is this morning on Geegpay

Remitano here

Buccalcavity2:
Very impressive. This line used to be a cash cow for civil servants, if you know you know.
Let the efficiency in revenue drive continue.
Ignoramuses are linking this to dollar....

I will be glad if Lagos state can emulate this also.
This simply means alot of looting has been going on through those ministries for too long.
It's just like when those in charge of jamb took over from the previous ones. Massive revenue came in.

mrvitalis:
Lmaooo Convert both to official exchange rate during the said period let's see something

This APC government think we are all like APC supporters are

February 2022 exchange rate official was 430

154 billion was roughly $360 million

Exchange rate as at February 2024 was about 1900 and 681 billion was roughly $360 billion

So where then is the growth ?

Wetin you dey type?
First of all, emefiele scam rate is only official for criminals that want to stuff dollar.
Black market rate was the real rate then.

Secondly this is not February, this is April and the exchange rate is ₦1100 it's a win win for Nigeria

MASTAkiLLAh:
we don't want or need godfathers in our region, you can keep that satanic contraption in agbado republic, it is your right but don't force it down our throats

Lol but currently he's the God father of Nigeria and when he's leaving he will put his stooge to monitor things for him

PortHarcourtcit:
nothing will happen... Fubara will be taught a lesson of his life...

The joke is on you.
Wike has lost power.

His time don pass, same happened to ameachi , same happened to oshiomole, same is going to happen obaseki.
The best you could do is make peace with all men because power is not forever.

Jokerman:
Seems Godfatherism Politics has refused to work in the SS region.

Edo state- Igbinedion, Oshiomole etc, binned

Delta state- Ibori binned

Rivers state- Amaechi, Wike etc, binned..

These stubborn SS states 😂😂😂

If they had a tinubu Dem go mellow.
Tinubu knows the game wella

sentix:
Basically where I stay we get power supply for 6 to 8 hours every 4 days.

So which band should we be? I tried checking all I can see is NMD no specific band.

Please how can I check my band thanks
We are under the tyranny of IBEDC

When I wanted to check my band. I called ekedp help line.
The customer care picked and asked for my meter number that's all.

I even asked to know the company in charge of that particular helpline the person told me lol

You know these companies outsource their help line to customer care companies.