wese90:


Tolu, thanks for the insult. Have been on nairaland since 2008 without insulting people. I just pray your mouth won't land you in trouble..

ok, thanks but what you did was wrong take it or leave it.
its against the teaching profession.

i understand better now... everybody in the family buy things for her coz she is our last pikin. she is the only student we have.

babyosisi:

It is quite odd I admit
I presume you know your wife's bra size,do you know your sister's ?
It is a strange gift to give a sister especially when you describe it as sexy.

I know it coz my wife has bought all these more than three times for my sister in my presence.

njuwo:
Your wife is just jealous that your sister's own is beautiful than her own. Typical in women species.

My wife own is more beautiful.

afoo02:
dey there they deceive urself like say Aso rock ticket dey ur hand.

dey there and b deceiving urself like say na only you get over 50millions pvc

Tosyne2much

anything wrong in what i did auntie babyosisi ?

I bought some pants and bra for my sister yesterday. The little girl is our last born and she is in school of nursing. i saw some beautiful and sexy bra/pants yesterday and i bought them for both my wife and my sister. Since yesterday, my wife has been complaining. Abusing me of buying those things for my sister. please nairalanders, anything wrong in what i did?

see them
Buhari must serve two terms......? Must....?
I pity these people that call themself APC, na chatham won give them the 2terms or nigeria?
even one term you no fit get let alone 2terms.
election postponement don cause law of diminishing return against apc

first to what..........?

A court in Ivory Coast on Tuesday found former first lady Simone
Gbagbo guilty of charges related to her role in a 2011 post-
election crisis in which around 3,000 people were killed,
sentencing her to 20 years in prison, her lawyer said.
Gbagbo, who is also wanted by the International Criminal Court
for alleged crimes against humanity, was tried along with 82
other allies of ex-President Laurent Gbagbo.
“The jury members retained all the charges against her, including
disturbing the peace, forming and organising armed gangs and
undermining state security,” said Rodrigue Dadje.
Her civil rights will also be suspended for a period of 10 years.
The former president’s son, Michel Gbagbo, was also convicted
and sentenced to five years in prison, he said.
Ivory Coast’s brief 2011 civil war was sparked by Laurent
Gbagbo’s refusal to acknowledge his defeat to Alassane Ouattara,
now president, in elections in late 2010.
He is awaiting trial at the ICC accused of crimes against
humanity for his alleged role in orchestrating the violence.
Ivory Coast refused to transfer Simone Gbagbo to The Hague
court, claiming she could be judged fairly in a domestic court.

http://www.punchng.com/news/ivory-coast-jails-ex-first-lady-20-years-over-election-violence/

wese90:
[s]I told the class to write a letter to their friend outside the state telling him/her how they spent their last Christmas holiday.
This person wrote rubbish...

I don't know where to place this...

What was he thinking? [/s]

op sorry to say this, you are very st.upid for posting this rubbish. you are not worthy to be a teacher. you are a disgrace to teaching profession.
you posted such a thing and you didn't erase the name of the school, the name of student and you dey call urself teacher..... oma ga ooooo
go and resign please

abrahym:
Very interesting but wrong section

which section then?
If you are guilty of this habit,click like, if you not click share

Kevin Carter's pic

We are all guilty of the bad habit

I had just checked my wristwatch before it happened. It was five minutes past noon. We had just gone past a checkpoint and the road seemed all clear before us. The driver expectedly changed gear, and put his foot on the accelerator to increase speed. About four kilometres afterwards, the story changed. Our vehicle rammed into another vehicle that erroneously chose to make a reverse on a Trunk A road thinking he was all alone on the bend.

The impact was loud. I passed out and regained consciousness to find my limbs numb. Just as I managed to look around, there was already a crowd. I noticed three of my co-travellers were lifeless. I was told later that I was lucky to be alive as others died immediately from shock and huge loss of blood. I however noticed a number of people encircling me had their phones in their hands. I was shortly glad they were trying to call for help. I saw a flash briefly and it occurred to me they were either taking pictures or shooting videos while I laid there helpless.

They are the new journalists of the new age. I fainted. By the time I woke up, I saw the white ceiling and felt partly relieved that help finally came. I was later informed that another vehicle that went past the scene contacted the Federal Road Safety Corps personnel some metres ahead of us that an accident had happened. I was still in excruciating pain; I was moderately conscious but could not speak. It was not long before I saw about four nurses enter the room I had been kept. They looked at me and shook their heads in pity. Again, I saw two of them bring out their phones to snap me while I heard another requesting one of them to send the image to her on Whatsapp. I felt scandalised. I felt humiliated and used.

It is the curse of the new age. It is the age when people will rather pull out their cell phone and snap pictures or record videos instead of offering help to a victim(s) of an unfortunate happening or call those who can provide help.

There is that fresh need to discuss our humanity in view of new media tools and technologies that we now own. In 1993, the New York Times published a picture of a Sudanese child who was trying to make her way to the refugee camp hoping to get food and water. While at the difficult task given her malnourished state, a vulture was preying already; waiting for the starving kid to die and have its own meal.

Kevin Carter took the picture; it became famous. He was criticised by several people who wanted to know if and why he did not help the child. Given the graphic genius of the picture, Carter received the Pulitzer award in 1994, but he committed suicide the same year, leaving speculations as to why he took his life. The debate of the appropriateness of Carter’s picture has lingered since 1993 wrapped around self versus others debate. The disputation is fresher given the new media generation who are readily empowered with tools to take such pictures and even have them in motion picture form. There is the growing fear that despite how connected we are, there still exist disconnections among us. The huge access to social network points and the population this generation has on it should become an asset but it does not seem so on all fronts.

This is where bloggers and social media influencers can play a role. It is time to control narcissistic cravings. It is time to think of the others first. Now is the time to arrest the self-obsession many young people of this generation have and replace such with community love, empathy and ability to be there for others. Injustice to one must become injustice to all.

A good starting point will be to police one another, provide the check and balance for usage of new media tools in our digital ecosystem.

The target of every tweet or update in times of emergency care need should first be how it can help the victim(s) and not how to garner more followers, get more likes, or more annoyingly be the first to break sad news. There is the need to empower young people of this generation to see beyond themselves.

Our infrastructural problems and institutional setbacks make care for one another even more significant. Our bad roads, our ill-equipped hospitals and several other malaises that regular assault us make living a tough business. The advantage of social media technology enabling quicker response and capacity to call out public officials should be with all the momentousness it deserves, especially in a life and death situation.

This should be our unwritten code of conduct when using social media and all the adjoining tools. It would make for proper care if we all carry numbers needed in cases of emergencies on our phones, gadgets and even post the same for others to see and use on our status updates, blogs and other online avenues.

The official lines of the FRSC, Nigeria Police Force, Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, State Ambulance Services, National Emergence Management Agency, Federal Fire Service, Nigerian Army and other Joint Task Forces should be handy for us all. After all, our intervention may be all that is necessary to save a life or keep another citizen alive.

Note: The National Orientation Agency alongside the Nigeria Stability and Reconciliation Programme of the British Council organised the event. The highlight in the introductory story; a true account, was recounted and shared by a participant at the workshop.

'Sola Fagorusi is a blogger.

Source: http://www.punchng.com/i-punch/i-am-dying-they-are-tweeting/

SammyHoe:
[size=14pt]APC: 90,000,000 - 7,000 = 89,993,000

PDP: 19,000,000 + 7,000 = 19,007,000

Nothing to worry about jare. APC still taking the lead [/size]

90,000,000 votes for apc out of 70,383,427 votes? are you sleeping when you posted that?

Obinoscopy
davide470
lalasticlala
please do the needful

we love reading them back in those days

its good oooo op

#neveragain

1. Create Lies.
2. Attack and Insult violently when facts are presented.
3. Scream "Sai Buhari" if faced with superior argument.
4. Lose your sense of rationality and logic.
5. Insult the president and anyone that supports him.
6. Lie that GEJ stole $49 billion.
7. Disagree with any event or post that portrays GEJ in a goodlight and agree with any event or post that portrays Him in a badlight.
8. Disagree with any event or post that portrays GMB in a badlight and
agree with any post showing him in a goodlight.
9. Celebrate Boko Haram attacks by shouting "GEJ is Clueless, Our soldiers are weak and 6 weeks is counting oh"
10. When Nigerian soldiers pound Boko Haram insurgents, killing
hundreds of them, write on Social Media that Chadian, Nigerien or
Cameroonian soldiers are the ones killing Boko Haram insurgents.
11. Tell Nigerians that even if Tinubu and Buhari steal CBN, it does not matter.
12. Even as a graduate, be proud to say "even if Buhari presents NEPA bill, Nigerians should vote for him."
You can add your own...
What surprises me is the ease and unremourseful impunity at which
Buhari and his supporters tell lies.
You can never see any iota of morality in them, what a shame!

Pinkiedearie:
..I don't mean it in harsh way pls..I'm a GEJ supporter but times like this it's better to listen than talk nonsense..

ok dear. im sorry

Pinkiedearie:
Somebody pls tell this woman to keep shut atleast for a while..

can you say that to your mom?

Kennywills7:
Nice one bro

thanks

Babygal4eva:


You didn't have to withdraw your statement the man couldn't do anything to you. Freedom of the press is still active in Nigeria I believe so what would he say in court that you bad mouthed him on Nairaland? I can't blv you'll fall for this, People have got to start knowing their right in Nigeria and not let an Old illiterate person take advantage of you and bully you into doing something that doesn't benefit you. Lemme see any human being on this planet threaten to take me to court for something I said online whether I won't embarrass that person's belly

Source: Family full of lawyers

Thanks.
i know more now

lonngmann:
17) 17)c. The Listers
Just like this OP..they list 10 reasons why things happen, 10 kind of people you will meet somewhere
They usually don't know it all because they ask you to add urs too
Kindly add urs

funny you

buskie13:
@ op,...I'm number 11 for wat u wrote up there....too many mistakes....what's haldly

it's hardly biko....correct ur writeup so we can see frontage.
.....

BTW

na Gej till 2019

i don see you

the spacebooker are now here

diluminati:


so on nairaland did you reveal any info about you, or your twitter handle?

on twitter, No.
on nairaland, yes but i have removed all b4 then

diluminati:


tell us more about this or you are just another front page hunter

thats the fact. im not frontpage hunter.

I blasted the man and ncc on nairaland and his twitter handle during the 'android users deserve better data' wahala. I dont know till now how he managed to get my number. I have to beg him and i immediately withdrew my statement. you guys know the man at ncc

kelvine:
One popular group has gone extinct - how does this affect the price of garri crew.
They have been replaced with - I schooled in France crew(going extinct too).

OP what group do you belong ?

number 12

First to comment lol

17. I school in France crews- i salute una

Mod, please move it to appropriate section. thanks.

which group you belong to?

1. The paid agents- Sai Buhari, Gej till 2019 crews, they are on every threads shouting sai buhari, gej till 2019 like a programmed robot. Most of them dey among the 30millions people wey............ complete am.

2. The scammers- I doff my cap for una. Buy unlimited mtn data for just 2000naira, drop your email add. for more info. omo ole jatijati. (thief )

3. Government Agents, like security personnel, spy etc - those of you talking anyhow on social forum, be careful. something happened in 2013, when we dey demand for better android data. I blasted NCC and one of their oga at the top on nairaland and twitter, the following day of my stupidity, na this oga called me.he said i should withdraw my statement or we meet in court. if you see d speed i take go change my comments and my tweets .

4. The space bookers- these people are very annoying. Their mode of operation na writing j, k, a, etc on any thread. they have Nothing to offer.

5. The first to comments crews- same as above. their aim and objective on nairaland na to comments as if oga seun dey pay money for FTC crews.

6. The 'pic or idonbliv it' crews- they have nothing to say. dnt bother ursf about them

7. The end-time crews- same as above. Every topics on nairaland na endtime cause am.

8. The likes beggers- They are always beg for 'likes'. please seh oga seun dey pay money for likes? maybe i can join them.

9. The job seekers- You find them on jobs/vacancies and career section. nothing concern them wiy other things. immediately dey secure a job, na to say bye bye to nairaland.

10. E-fighters- They are on nairaland to fight. please try to avoid these people.

11. The grammarians - They are here to look for mistakes. they have nothing to say. they are after your blunders.

12. The brilliant/intelligent one- They hardly comment. Their reason faculty is very high. they comment when its necessary.

13. The helpers- l love these set of people. God will surely bless them. They help the needy.

14. The powerful ones- Oga seun, lalasticlala, barcanista, the mods etc they are the powerful one on nairaland. those moderators can ban anything ban'able' lol

15. the spam bot- you know what they do

16. The Guests - 2538 members and 4478 guests online in last 5minutes. These set of people have no account on nairaland. they are here for information. Some are even spy, security agents .

Add yours and let d fun begins. To e-warrior/fighters, i don wear e-armor

for those the 'source/pic or idonbliv it' crews
no pic oooo
source- tolu4you

CC : lalasticlala
The needful

funny...... she won use 'dear' corner the guy.... nice response from him.