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Im still wondering what may have caused the world war 3 btw them......
lalasticlala please you can move it to right session. Thanks

Lattop:
B3

Why B3....?

If 100 days of President Muhammad Buhari happens to be an examination and you are to mark.
How will you rate his performance?
1. A1
2. B2
3. B3.
4. C4
5. C5
6. C6
7. D7
8. E8
9. F9

Nigeria oooooo

ARKdiscloser7:
Quite true. Just that they dash out these honours like newspaper in the west.

they dash it out like newspaper...? They deserve it.....

FKO81:
First black Vice chancellor of University of Ibadan
Prof Kenneth Dike
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Ibadan

Prof Kenneth Dike Nigeria first professor of history, and the founder of national archive

Dr Pius Okigbo first Nigerian PHD in Economics

prof Philip emeagwali inventor of super computer

Prof Okoye first Nigerian professor of physics

Chike Obi first Nigerian professor of mathematicsa, Mathematician famous for his work on non-differential equations won the 1985 ICTP Price

Prof Kodilnye first Nigerian professor of miedicine

Prof Chinua Achebe great writer

Cyprian Ekwensi MFR, a writer of international repute

Emeka Anyaoku first African commom wealth chairman

Prof Ben Enwonwu first Nigerian sculptor of international repute with artwork gracing the United Nations headquarters

Professor Samuel Okoye was black Africa's first PhD in RadioAstronomy who along with Antony Hewish of the University of Cambridge discovered the radio source of Crab Nebula neutron star.

Chief Jerome Udoji a social reformer was the first African to be made a 'D.O' (District Officer) by the Colonial Administration

Chimamanda Adichie Novelist

Gilbert Kodilinye BA(Oxon) MA(Oxon) LL.M(Lond) Barrist -at-Law

Lieutenant-General Chikadibia Isaac Obiakor, appointed in 2008 by UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon as Military Advisor on UN Peacekeeping Operations.

Charles Soludo renowned Economist and fromer CBN Governor

Chinwe Chukwuogo-Roy MBE, a London-based visual artist. The first black artist to paint a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II when commissioned to paint the official Golden Jubilee portrai

Francis Akpuaka - a renowned professor of plastic surgery

Eni. Njoku first African black VC university of Lagos

Is that all.....? Come to my village in ekiti and see many Phd holders.. First professor in this,, in that.....

chinksy7:
those who have

Thanks
I used 'those who have' and na one English language graduate called me olodo. He said its 'those who has'

Which one is correct? Thanks

Will never fall for scammer on nairaland.... Never

Be hardworking and a little bit of luck

2 and 9

Which of these can you manage to do easily?

1. Two years without Money.
2. Two years without Sex.
3.Two years without your phone.
4. Two years without your favourite food.
5. Two years without bathing.
6. Two years without sleeping.
7. Two years without visiting toilet.
8. Two years without brushing your teeth.
9. Two years without visiting nairaland
10. Two years without facebooking
11. Two years without Bbm, 2go and whatsapp

Be Sincere, Please
Over to you nairalanders
CC : lalasticlala

I flog..... I dnt have time for this

HELP....? Help for what...? We should kill your brother for you abi? I saw nothing here

I love photography.... I dnt knw why i alway find joy in it.... Proudly photographer

I have watched that movie... Wetin be d title again, i don forget.... Plz remind me op

Till then

Don't know what to say, maybe nice one or what....?

cutiesoglam:
hmmmm.....y

I will tell you why after the number

The Beast

Op please your number.. I need to call you ASAP

dayo23:
So how does all this concerns Tinubu abeg? Mr Adebanjo you are a very fo0lish man, I can see that Tinubu has been giving u sleepless nite, you wil soon die of it, Has Tinubu complain to u that his worried?? Major appointment ain't made yet and you already crying.

You are one the Nigeria's problem. Mr dayo, im very sure heading ni kan lo ka.

Who get time for all these? I don stop reading when i get to number 8.

Surce : www.tori.ng/news/5052/shocking-read-how-mans-manhood-disappeared-for-fai.html

Those of you wey no fit do without that thing, carry on. Your day still dey come .

A strange thing happened in Zimbabwe when a man's
manhood disappeared after he refused to pay a commercial sex worker for her services.
While this story is sounds so unbelievable, it actually did happen in faraway Zimbabwe, the country of the famous Robert Mugabe.
According to MyZimbabwe, a 33-year-old man who
refused to pay up after a sex session with a prostitute,
ended in tales of regret as his manhood disappered.
The man identified as Simbarashe Machokoto, who resides in Mufakose, narrated how his manhood went missing after a romp with the commercial hooker identified as Laiza, whom he picked up from a local bar called Budiriro 4 Bar. His manhood reportedly 'disappeared' after he refused to pay up for the services of the hooker.
He narrates his ordeal:
"I picked up a hooker called Laiza at a Bar in Budiriro 4.
We did our business after agreeing on a US$5 charge at a makeshift lodge in the neighbourhood. Unfortunately I
ended up incurring costs to the tune of $15 and I failed to settle the bill since I had only $5 in my pocket. I then
promised to give her the money later since I was her
regular".
But Mr. Machokoto failed to redeem his pledge and the
scarlet lady called him up a few days later demanding for her money but he did not feel obliged to pay her and he told her so in clear terms.
But she threatened him that if he failed to pay up,
something terrible would happen to him, a threat he
dismmised not knowing Laiza had her own plans of getting back at him. Machokoto continued: "When I went to pee in the evening, I was shocked to discover that my manhood was missing. Throughout that night, I was in pains as my bladder was filled up. I did not tell my wife on the first day. My body was feeling hot and in the morning I checked my privates and found they were still missing.
"But when the pain was unbearable, I told a friend who
advised me to tell my wife of my predicament. She was
angry initially but later calmed down after realising the
gravity of the matter. My family was called in and they
arranged for an appointment with a renowned Prophet".
He said when they got to the Prophet's place, he was beyond himself with pain as his feet were swollen and tummy pulled tight with urine.
"The Prophet prophesied how Laiza had locked me using juju from a sangoma. He then put his holy stick between my legs and something inside my stomach popped and my 'thing' returned" , he revealed. Machokoto said he then discharged a strange fluid that was blackish, mixed with blood.
"I used to hear these stories and never thought they were real but I had first hand experience. The prophet urged me to go and settle my debt with the lady who had afflicted me and warned me never to be promiscuous again.
"I would like to warn all men out there to desist from hiring prostitutes. If you can't resist them, then pay up. I nearly died".

Glowstone:
people n their mentality,,wen did 2go become thing of a particular age, and d annoying thing is that most of them are still using but will come here to form...

Op i will download right away tho i will need to open a new account cos i have forgotten my username..thanks
lalasticlala pls move to the headquarter

Dnt mind that guy joor. He dey form. See the pic below, reading supersport news on 2go... Even i logged in my twitter account.

marshalcarter:
For lettin me knw is no phuckin big deal




So wats the big deal

Ok sir

marshalcarter:
So wats the big deal

The big deal is for you to know

Uploaded......

This tree is over 2,000 years old - but it may not have that much time left
Source : Forbes Science @SciForbes

CC : lalasticlala can this hit FP for others to see