₦airaland Forum

Am just Pondering on why Women are more passionate in Church than men!!!!
When It Comes to Dancing, You will find women dancing like say dem win Visa!
May be its just me that Notice this!!!!
Ok people, You can add yours..
****Happy ***Sunday **

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Nigerians are very Difficult to understand..
And sometimes Confused in making some decisions.

Just like this popular Yoruba movie "Omo ghetto "
O ti Similar ju.
and she really Tried in making those Children Happy.

Wetin we dey produce for export..... Nothing
Why dem no Reject our Ore nah....
Nigeria is A Consuming Nation...
We Produce less....
I wish That we Revitalized our Cocoa Industry....
WE NEED TO START EXPORTING LARGE QUANTITIES OF COCOA TO ASIA AND SOUTH AMERICA. BECAUSE OUR COCOA IS VERY RICH.

abeg, shey Environmental Sanitation dey Lagos tomorrow?

Ok Nairalanders let start our own protest right now..
Stop loading your MTN card and Dongles
Don't Subscribe your DSTV Decoders.
Stop going to Any South African Super Markets be it Shoprite or whatever...
Enough is Enough.......
Let it be Know!!!

266 years in prison years, what about normal calendar year,
hmm...... it will be like 2 years..
am just saying.....

Those south Africans that usually attack foreigners are lazy and daft
Nothing dey thier brain..
They refuse to create opportunities for themselves, while others came to their country to creats the opportunties for them and they refuse to work.

Crocz:
Except you develop a complex mathematical model for it, I don't see how you can know for certain if it's possible to walk or if he did walk from Lagos to Abj in that time....cos there are some many factors to consider:
* did he follow conventional car route?
* how many mins/hours did he take to rest, eat and/ sleep, chat?
* at what pace was he walking
* did he maintain the same pace all through the journey?...he could jug a while

Now assuming he lag in one or more of the above which still doesn't account for all the factors or parameters in this context, then we can take the lag as "U"...and give a linear model as:

¥ = a + bC + b2R + b3P + .... + U

Where ¥ = number of hours it took him
a = constant
b = coefficients
U = error term/lag
In theory, it means the number of hours it took him to walk the journey depends on the distance C, rest hours R, walking pace P and other factors.

The statisticians and mathematicians can take it from here *sigh*

my guy, i no understand wetin you calculate but I like it...

super wetin!!
One blow like this, the guy will faint instantly.

Una sabi yab ooo,
as if una perfect while growing up.

Jesus Christ,
breast don come outside finish nah..

we are all racist one way or the other....
In as long as you separate your white shirt from your black shirt before washing in it, my brother, you are a racist.
In as long as you Love light skin lady over black skin lady, my brother you are a racist.
In as long as you loved the Oyinbo actors pass your African Actors, my brother you are a racist...
We should stop deceiving ourselves...

samilo88:
Was at work this afternoon when I got this message from startimes..
This is to inform our esteem customers that another bouquet has been introduced on starsat called NOVA bouquet with 36 channels for N600 monthly,the N3000 subscription will now be N1,800 with 85 channels,4 new channels will be added,namely:
iroko play,iroko plus,movie world and Amc series,all will take effect from 1st of may 2015.
Thank you for your patronage,
PEKO.

Sincerely speaking, I think startimes have really tried bring affordable pay tv to Nigerian homes. Besides sports I think thier channels and programs are top notch when compared to the price.
Mod pls assist move this to fp so others can benefit from this info..

I thought they are going to increase their subscription fee. the 1000 -1200 &2000- 2400 & 3000 - 3800. am not sure o..

pofolo:
Mhhhnnnnn ,
I wonder why people give a bleep about Dstv. When free-to-air satelites are readily available, where I watch even 2015 released movies, series, news ( cnn,bbc, aljazeera, rt, voa ), cartoons, sports etc all for free.

Check out my footballing fixtures for free.

Thursday 16th
Europa league

Wolfsburg vs Napoli @ 20:05 ON Fd1,tv3, stv etc
Sevilla vs Zenith @ 20:05 on Fd2.

Friday 17th
Ligue 1

Nantes vs Marseille @ 19:45 on Fd1, tv5 monde .

Saturday 18th.
Wolves vs ipswich @ 12:15 on Fd1

Hoffeinham vs Bayern Munich @ 13:30 on verzesh.

Everton vs Burnley @ 15:00 on tv3, tv togo, ortb, etc.

Barcelona vs valencia @ 15:00 on fd2 , irib tv3

Chelsea vs Man Utd @ 17:30 on verzesh.

Ausburg vs stuttgart @17:30 on Gtv, rtgi, stv.

Real madrid vs Malaga @ 19:00 on Fd2, irib tv3


Juventus vs Lazio @ 19:45 on verzesh.

Atletico madrid vs Getafe @ 21:00 on Fd2.


Sunday 19th

Almeria vs rayo Vallecano @ 11am on FD2.

Lille vs Bordeaux @ 13:00 on Fd1.

Man City vs Westham @ 13:30 on versesh.

Roma vs Atlanta @ 14:00 on rrsat, zimbo, joy tv

Aston Villa vs Liverpool @ 15:00 on Fd2.

Montpellier vs Caen @ 16:00 on Fd1.

Villareal vs cardoba @ 18:00 on Fd2.

Inter milan vs Ac milan @ 19:45 on Fd1, versesh..

Eiber vs Celta vigo @ 20:00 on Fd2.


Viva fta
What a footballstic weekend.

To pay #13500 ?, no , NOT me, I'll rather buy 7 bags of cement, or add am 2500 buy one trip of sand.

Plus their yeye xenophobia rubish, dem stil they straff us for our land...

Note : the last 48 plus month, my subscribtion to dstv ( pay tv) na jst 1 month.
Bleep them !.

VIVA FREE TO AIR !

So if startimes like make dem NOVA, ko kan aiye .
#teamFTA

Your head dey there.

Shey dey put gun for the man head before marriage ni?
Abi dey Runs am for am (fake packaging. )

THEY ARE SHOWING OFF NAH.
Its a. competition called "yarnsh carry drink''
Aye ti fe pa re.. (world is coming to an end )
Immorality has now turns to Norms of the society..
!!!! TOTAL RUBBISH!!!

IF I SAY I UNDERSTAND THIS TOPIC I LIE!!

I will keep saying it that the gap between the rich and poor is 95% to 5%..
they will keep connecting themselves...
GOD HELP US ALL..

See all this country dey ban south Africa from entering their country.
Buh Nigeria no fit.
because money don blind our leader's eye from seeing what other country are seeing.

O ti ko Gonorrhea ni yen nah...

Happy happy for her!!!
because of her safe delivery..
So We can call dat child BRT GBEMI.

BraniacX:
Do you really?
$_@@8/)_
Then why are you criticising NUPENG if you do? Or is the casualisation of the Nigerian workforce a…--nd dominance of expatriates in the industry okay by you?

i don't want to go into any explanation...
so Let's wait and see.....

aanumama:
That is what I call "real ass kicking"

am telling you

BraniacX:
I won't insult you, rather I will suggest that you should go and read what NUPENG are fighting for, go and study what the PIB bill proposed by GEJ is, maybe then for once in your life you will appreciate GEJ when you understand that the PIB can benefit you or someone you know if passed into law.

i understand it, lets wait and see....

dem don talk am before say "what a man can do a woman can do better "

ahh!!!
O ma se o..
poor guy!!!
Abeg wetin do am?

see face..
how person go use Alabukun for another person headache..
O ro oyinbo yi ya mi le nu o...

O da bi pe wan ti finger brain awon people yi...
Won fi strike se pe fun won ni..
Selfish people dem....

see their faces like an hungry lions...
Mumu people dem...
dem no dey hear word...