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doublezero7:
Na me hail pass sir! Ows u?

Me dey o. I jez chill for my syd.

Salihumainasara:
oya I tuale for u cc: doublezero7 tolustx

Oga mi I hail o. How ur day be na

The NYSC A15 Family,
Nairaland, Nigeria.

Tru: Owliver,
Doublezero7
Pinkiepetite
Babatawa
Salihumainasara
Kingphilip

Dear Sir/Ma,
DISCLAMER: TOLUSTX DID NOT BLOCK ANYONE NEITHER DID HE HACK ANYONE'S ACCOUNT
It breaks my heart to hear people from different quarters lambast me and probably would have called me names on the allegation that I either blocked or hacked into a (or some) user(s) account(s) yesterday.

I hereby declare that firstly, I have no knowledge whatsoever as touching hacking. Secondly, I could not have blocked anyone since I am not a moderator. Thirdly, the ascertion that I blocked someone stems from a joke I posted and was misunderstood by some users. Fourthly, a code-like statement I posted on page 392 was just a joke. It is a mere illustration of a VHDL code. Even if it were a real code, it would not work on this forum.

The user that I have been alleged to have blocked has the last post on the 399th page and the second post on the 400th page. He also has other posts on d same page 400. These would not have been possible if the account was blocked. A user also mentioned that page 400 did not last a minute. That would also not have been possible if anyone infiltrated the thread.

As a result of the foregoing, I write to clarify this issue and plead with everyone to erase any form of dislike or hatred this misunderstanding has caused against the user 'tolustx' and embrace each other with love to make d forum conducive for everyone.

I appreciate you all for your understanding.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully,
··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌·
Onakoya Tolulope S.

A farmer grew award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won a Gold award.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learned something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors. “How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?” the reporter asked. “Why sir,” said the farmer, “didn’t you know?

The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbours grow inferior corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn.”

So it is with our lives. Those who want to live meaningfully and well must help enrich the lives of others, for the value of a life is measured by the lives it touches. And those who choose to be happy must help others find happiness, for the welfare of each is bound up with the welfare of all.

Call it power of collectivity. Call it a principle of success. Call it a law of life. The fact is, none of us truly wins, until we all win!!

··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌·

Flr all dat mentioned me, pls exercise some patience. I will be back to reply.

Owliver:
If he is a strong head why not tackle him head-on... Why do you have to cheat to win him? Dude that's f^cked up

LoL. The contest permit use of weapon. Na like wrestling. Anything goes. His own weapons fail am. But me, na original things a dey patronise.

Salihumainasara:
men I tot dey can't reach page 400 dat yestarnyt but waking up and seeing myself on page 404... dis guys are crious.... tolustx explain further

Mhen, dr's nothing rily to explain other dan the bible says "the coming of d Lord will be in d twinkling of an eye" when many will not be aware. Therefore, be vigilant.
Take heart. Page 500 is still ahead. Don't dull it.

Doublezero7, owliver. Abeg no vex. Na one small boi like dat provoke me. He follow me bet and he no knw say me be badt guy. I even show am d code wey I go use block am, he still do stronghead. I believe say Richybanky sef go believe me small now.
Boys! Let's do it again on page500...

Odaaro. Good nyt...

Electronzeez:
look at this negro, loosing has been come a norm to you. you even feel proud when you loose.

there is this arsenal thing in you and that is being steadfast in loosing.


congrat tolustx, i guess your transmission bit per second is of the speed of light........

Thanks jare oga Zeez.
Na dat space craft wey u build for me I use. He dey speed DIE!!!
Accuracy, precision, what else do u need. Boss, u be genius.

kingphilip:
tolu I dobale for u

u r da real boss

Hmmm. Good spirit of sportsmanship. I admire dat but no whining. No whine me rara!

Everyone knows it's now official. This man shudnt spill any more word in dis thread till we get to page 410 @ least.

cc: electronzeez, richybanky, noordean, sparklered, pinkiepetite, chidexsmokey, owliver, babatawa, ladokuntunji, ladokuntlad, nakarey, xone3, rmfunky, cherieberry, gluo, erisegun, sheyman4phy, luchiana
My witnesses

hurray!!!!!!

Kingphilip! If I hear a word peren!!!

I knew my code wld work.

I jez dey luk tym for my computer wrist watch
Tic toc tic toc tic toc...

see dem dey battle for page 400 o lmao...

sodiqyinka:
This guy Settle with doublezero7 and your employment shall be made official. Very funny though.

we don settle jor. Na d guy confuse b4. No mind am. Why u go dey fear d guy sef.

richybanky:
Guy

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Sleep!!!

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Perceptor:
Pls how do I quote some1 here?

Just click quote. Finish. Chai!

babatawa:
Na that Australia u go die

Rotfl...aafa! Ewo ni ti epe. What did we carry, what did u throw? Kilagbe kileju.
BTW efribodi go die one day. So...wurefa

mzjaney:
Choi!!!! Page 397 already. If I sleep now I knw I will wake up to see 420 .. Buh I really need to buy my land for my duplex on page 400.Hmmmmm what do I do now*thinking*

Na insyd dat line of tot u go sleep off, come wake to c page 403. No worry. If u pay me, I fit arrange somtin 4 u sha

Mr. Sodiqyinka,
The Director,
NYSC Affairs,
A15 Mobilization Batch,
Nairaland, Nigeria.

Dear Sir,
REMINDER: APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF PERSONAL ASSISTANT
I, OMOLUABI Tolustx S., in anticipation of a response to my letter dated 25th February 2015, hereby write to remind you of my application for the post of personal assistant in your reputable company. My duties will be to help in the colation of requests and queries, processing of such requests, and dispatchment of reply to all requests in due time.

This is necessary owing to the fact that there will be a serious influx of questions, requests, etc into your office from next week as the online registration starts. For prompt answers and better efficiency, you will definitely need a helping hand (as long as you are willing and able to give a good pay for my services).

I advice however that the trial version of services given to all your subscribers (free service) be made to expire on sunday, 1st March 2015 and subscribers who wish to continue to enjoy the use of your services be made to upgrade to pro (or premium) version. With this, there will be proper organisation, getting rid of a bottleneck situation that may probably want to arise and you will be able to cater for your staff (only me).

I eagerly anticipate your reply as you consider my advice and of course, my application. I have however attached copies of my credentials (which you may download below) to this mail for your stringent perusal.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully,
··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌·
OMOLUABI, Tolustx S.

Attachments:
File: Curiculum%20Vitae...[DOWNLOAD]

File: OND%20certificate...[DOWNLOAD]

File: B.Sc%20certificate...[DOWNLOAD]

File: Certificate%20in%20computer%20studies...
[DOWNLOAD]

File: Work%20Experience...[DOWNLOAD]

My letter to sodiqyinka. I wee contunu to send d leta to d man until I receive an employment leta. Thank God say all dos militating against d success of my leta don park well.

babatawa:
because we nur evn open ur nyansh kohr

kontunu postin Archaic jokes

Abeg wetin b d meaning of archaic. We no dey use dat word for Australia, whr I com from

Abeg make person find work for dis kingphilip jare. D guy jus dey intimidate som pple for here.

Gracyel:
STALE GIST! Old STORY....tolustx telling stale stories since 1900

U no even fit keep secret. Shey u nor fit tell me tru sms or whatsapp or email say wetin I post don stale. U com expose me for dis big stadium. Contunu o.

[quote author=richybanky post=31118464][/quote]Thanks man.

Salihumainasara:
yes boss

Oga what u're quote na

A graduate in Biology from University of Somewhere was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since
the salary was OK, he accepted the job. 
The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job..

kingphilip:
hope no b u dem do that thing ba

Lol. Me ke, marry @ wat age?
Me I still be omo kekere o.

ik4life:
pls make una ans my question nah,am worried

The confusing thing in dat mata na d nysc list wey u talk. I dnt knw whr ur school got dat from. Ve u inquired to knw d difference btween d lists? I think dat will tell what step to take and if u shud be worried or not.
Ordinarily, the 'mobilization list' or 'mobilized' is d one we've been seeing and hearing of everywhere.

Luchiana1:
..az in..u nefa see. If you cant beat them..waka pass

Good advice!
Ernesterloo, abeg waka pass

Luchiana1:
..az in..u nefa see. If you cant beat them..waka pass

Good advice!
Enersterloo, abeg waka pass