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Ahah! What now! this epistle is too long joor. Mtcheeew

Bukunming:
True that. But really, you had nothing to eat?

Naso e be o! Nothing to grind for mouth

D groom fall for the bride na!
Different comments on NL can make you forget you have nothing to eat tonight.

BuariCopyPaste:
Buhari should be included as defendant...

After all his wicked policies made those young men unable to buy ordinary phone .

Your comment just weak me for body as I no wan comment before but ..........infact just dey go your own way make trouble no surface. Ah! Smh!

Phiniter:
bro please use the sense that Jehovah gave you the slang has been in use for more than seventy days which is more than enough to make the film

Must you insult somebody's child.

sarrki:
Will this stop accident on the road ?

Receive your blessing for that comment in Jesus name.........Amen. Misplaced priorities everywhere.

brightalo17:
So you booked space to go and get the full meaning keep booking .

Lols......me I know it before

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adetayo234:
Toluwalope, please can we meet?

Ok. Then message me.

MrEgbegbe:

I know how much i have in my bank account but may God take my life any day i give 5 naira or gift to any girl

Amen.

bouquiy:
Many are mad....

But few are roaming.

Jesus christ!

Sijo01:
Probably, they're waiting for the man to bring out his hand from the water to call their attention to where he is

You haff kill me with lafta with your comments. Nairaland peeps can so funny irrespective of any situation.

Issokay

iykebest1:
you kini? you that I met in Bodija the other day.

GRA right? . Anyway, how are you.

ToriBlue:
Easy with the lies.

Thanks........fellow liar.

[quote author=dacovajnr post=54218762][/quote]Because "WHY"contains three letter words.

YOUNGrapha:
u mean ur jaja of opobo kinda english

Na u get ur mind so u fit think wetin you like. . I like the girl though!

danduj:
seconded

Thirded.

.Hmmmn! She speaks like me.

sdindan:
Kanu should have patient.
one of his enemies is now a vegetable in London.

You are witchkend in heart and hand o! You really got me liking and rotl.

BEENUEL:
Aunty Tolu, I appreciate your kind unwanted gesture. Perhaps I wasn't wrong, yea....Pun intended....

Soyinka's dawta, you are noticed/seen.......

No insults was meant either on my path. We all live to learn and moreover no one's a grand master of English language. I only noticed something and pointed it out not for you to be mocked but for everyone to be educated. And mind you I'm not related to the nobel laureate but I'm a good fan of intelligent people like you. Good evening

BEENUEL:
Pastor is high on Efo riru

I wonder what we can deduct from this........

It's Deduce and not deduct.

K

Josephamstrong1:

Oh! You've finally resolved to using smileys. Are you short of words. Empty brain!

Josephamstrong1:
I reject it.
My wife ain't mad like you

Awwww! Reject ke! You started it o! So there's no room for rejection here. Useless man. I'll finish your life here if you sabi sey you fit tok. Mumu buruku

Josephamstrong1:
Abbreviation is a course in GS.
Olodo rakpata.
Don't just disgrace yasef outthr next time. U shud be thankful tho and stop showing all this ya generation abi ancestral madness. Really runs in you. Ode!
Is dz not you?

There are other means of gaining popularity here on NL . Then why is it that we've not heard about you being the best in literature and English in your common community not to talk of local government. Ah! Your matter is out of this planet o! Eranko to n jale. Didinrin grade 1.

Josephamstrong1:
Happy u got da message b*tch
E pain nam...

just like your mother and your future or present wife with your female relatives inclusive! It's obvious you're mentally sick and you know what, the name of the so called sickness disturbing you has not been discovered meaning your case is permanently and painfully pathetic .

Josephamstrong1:
Hasty generalisation is called wat?
Wat did it make you to call all Nigerian celebs stupid?
Isn't it obvious u just a frustrated psycho?
Tell me u don't have a facebook account and I will show you a compound miserable nitwit.
Mrs Sabinus, enemy of progress. We've seen how well u wish ya fellow woman. U kw it all buh don't kw abt the common "Tom, Dick and Harriet" and not harry. U better go back to school and stop disgracing ya generation here.
Common basic English should have tot you about diff btwn proper, common nouns and capital letter usage.
Nada like bunch of educated illiterates.
I weep and shame for u... Gerrout!

Meanwhile I hope your brain do tell you that simple English language rules are not adhered to when typing online. Just take a little of your time to read through your quotes again and tell me whether you won't get f9 if you write this in an exam! Just thank your stars that I'm in a right mood today and also I don't know how to insult people, if not you would've committed suicide immediately.oponu apoda