₦airaland Forum

ourema:
Move this to the joke section please

Mynd44

I was almost saying that until I discovered that it has no source. Talk is cheap!

ODUBEZE:
Seyi Law go and sit down jare. You are not in support of the immorality in big brother but you are in support of the sponsorship of the program.

Why not use your influence to gather sponsorship for a better program that can better the lives of Nigerians?

That 20million can help 20 Nigerians to start a good business which will generate revenue for the government and also create employment.

How are you helping your fans or your community Youths are the leaders of tomorrow indeed!
#seyilaw#

May God prosper you and bless the works of your hands.

sarrki:
It is the work of the enemies

They ate in a state of comatose

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Guess what? These enemies are within APC, Osinbajo needs prayers to survive this term as Acting and eventually President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. If he emerges as President, Saraki and Dogara must be kicked out and a formidable economic team devoid of tribal sentiments must be concocted I don talk my own ooooo.

PapaBaby:
So Osinbanjo is still a mere commissioner after Bubu have been away for 1month?

Yes it may appear so, but let him be conferred the title of President and watch Saraki and Dogara go down. Osibanjo is ready and willing to fight corruption. Don't ask me how, I know.

Mumu minister misbehaving up and down. Pride won't let the thieving man to resign as a failing minister of power and stick with something else he is good at. 4,000 mW my foot.

This should be awarded the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) scam news I have ever read in recent times. $250 million spent to provide education, health and improving the lives of the poor? Which poor? In Pluto? Or Mars? Definitely not in Nigeria. ordinary IDP camps resident are daily raped, cheated, maltreated in their own country by people assigned to take care of them. Recently, a bomb was "mistakenly dropped" in one of the IDP camps up North yet no one is talking again about it. I am happy to inform Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation that they have just been GAMED!

What can you make out of this picture when you are considering Nigerian Leaders. Hit or Miss?

PhilAmadeus:
God bless u ooo Bro...d sheriff of a thing is an E-diot.....what he his yet to understand z DAT those 2 guys are an integral part of DAT party.....if they should leave PDP aaahhhhh ....yawa don gas be DAT...

You dont get it bro, Sheriff is an APC mole in PDP he is actually acting out a script well written for him by some strong henchmen in APC just watch out for more strategies from the "real PDP" starlwarts. After the Supreme Court Judgment, we shall see the light The fact is, Sheriff is not a PDP man but APC.

Nukualofa:
I'm back today.

My problem with the northern elite is this


can you show me one industry by the Abacha family that employs northerners in numbers so that they can be able to bail them out of poverty. Remember the multiplier effect of having industries to the populace


What level of work have those bourgeois in the north done to make western education a Must for their hordes of almajiri



Why does the north invest more in building mosques than building industries and schools



Goodmorning tomakint owobokiri and zendy and my great friend omenkalives

I wondered how someone who called himself an intellectual dude will allow a stark illiterate to man a position as intidating as the "President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria" no wonder zombies are still shouting, "its Jonathan" after almost 2 years in power. My brother thumbs up to you bare.

Nukualofa:
I refuse to address anything there because it will be futility on my own part because you have been wired to believed anything this government feeds you



Go check Boxer in George Orwell Animal Farm and you will see that you are no different from him.



I'd rather call you out until this thread ends in a trash can



Nonsense

Beloved, you are a true son of your father a true egghead that thinks deep in your perspicuous analyses, I am a fan. In your former life, you must have been an Aristotle. These lost ones bore me to high Heaven with their flawed analyses on this rudderless government. One question I normally ask the likes of Passingshit (of course he has no shit to pass across) is, 'If Buhari is a lion that roars as you take him to be, what can he do when he is surrounded with rogue cats like Amaechi, Babachir, Magu, Fashole, Saraki, Lai Mohammed etc'? These goons think Politics of Naija is bread and beans. Abeg, free Passingshit......you have tried.

Honestly I have to give it to Tonye on this masterpiece he put up here and as usual the zombies stormed the place with their usual rhetorics but couldn't refute his well scripted piece. Thumbs up Tonye. Nduchuks, I am disappointed in you.

WazobiaReporters vindicated as AGF queries CBN Gov for selling dollar for as low as N3/ $1

Five days after WazobiaReporters exclusively reported that the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) was selling forex to some close allies of President Muhammadu Buhari for as low as N3 to $1 through what is called Bills of Collection, the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Abubakar Malami (SAN), has queried the CBN Governor, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, demanding “prompt response” to the allegations of corruption in the CBN's foreign exchange allocation and transactions.

Petition against the CBN indicated how some companies and individuals got foreign exchange in US dollars at the rates as low as low as N0.61 to $1 while others got it in rates that were as high as N470 to $1.

Malami, in the letter, dated February 6, 2017, and with reference number, HAGF/CBN/2017/VOL.1/1, asked Emefiele to respond to the allegations “to enable us to advise the Presidency and take appropriate measures.”

Titled ‘allegations of racketeering in the Central Bank of Nigeria; disparity in allocation of foreign exchange’, and addressed to Emefiele, the letter was delivered to the CBN governor’s office on Monday.

WazobiaReporters had reported on February 11, 2017 that the fraud was being perpetrated through a select few in CBN, with claim that Form M was filled and submitted like 35 years ago but forex was not released.

“You just need to claim that importation was done in say 1985 but forex was not released to you despite submitting duly completed Form M.

“With all documents perfected, the forex will then be released at the prevailing rate in 1985.

“Imagine someone getting $1 million at N5/ $1 and selling to end users at say N450/ $1. That is making N445 on $1 and just multiply N445 in one million places.

“That is the fraud going on in CBN now," source disclosed.

For instance, an individual got $4,327 at the rate of N23.34 to $1 through “credit card payment” for “invisible” purpose and under “invisible sector”.

A bank also got $3,589.11 at the rate of N3.19 to $1 also for “invisible” purposes and under “invisible” sector.

There was a transaction involving sale of $66.72 at the rate of N0.62 to $1.

There was also a sale of $5.56 to a company at the rate of N0.61 also for “invisible” purposes.

A particular transaction also involved the sale of $570.8 at the rate N3.17.

In contrast, there was a company, who purchased $1,462,480.83 at the rate of N425 to $1.

READ MORE HERE...

http://wazobiareporters.com/2017/02/16/wazobiareporters-vindicated-as-agf-queries-cbn-gov-for-selling-dollar-for-as-low-as-n3-1/

Happy birthday to one of my best Mods ever! More power to your steam and elbow join.

Babacele:
didn't you efulefus said APC won't get a seat few weeks ago in Rivers? didn't we give you and Wike bloody noses? APC is better than PDP hence Nigeria voted the poverty inducing nest of killers whose philosophy is " stealing is no corruption" out in 2015 and in 2016 gubies. A shameless set of rogues that steal raw cash like $ 9.3m and keep it at home only to pay poor ipobs like you peanut from their (ipobs') looted destiny to start shouting' recession , buhali and other incoherent poppycocks!

As usual your bigot head had succeeded in saying nothing. I just want you to be in Rivers this coming Saturday and "misbehave" as usual.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
No go die cos of Wike o,he would be our Gov till 2023

Why are you begging him not to die when it is crystal clear that he wants to die for the bastard Amaechi.

Babacele:
made up? I don vex sef..2019 too far. Saturday here Wike's Requiem starts. all you efulefu ipobs should go and prepare and let's meet on Saturday and beyond.

I can only pity your body, soul and spirit in advance if you think APC stands a chance in Rivers come this Saturday. APC had succeeded in making life difficult for the people they claimed would liberate from "poverty" what type of human being are you still chanting APC...... if you like go to Rivers and misbehave, your cup of tea.

Babacele:
it is only birds of the same plumule that flock together.....like attracts like. I can never be attracted to an epitome of evil like Wike. I rather die with a Lucifer like Amaechi who ensured peace and order in River while he governed than go to heaven with St Wike who brought sorrow, tears and blood to Rivers; fed GEJ with blatant lies that constipated his presidency....not even Jesus if he comes as an ikwere will rule Rivers beyond 2019 ,God forgives my blasphemy. If wike likes let him join APC and even become a Buhari. Wait and see.

Congratulations on your made up conviction. None of my business but solely yours.......Wike till 2023.

Babacele:
cop killer, blood sucker, GEJ deceiver, judge briber, hate spreader, brazen liar and a trash talker.....

Are these what you can pick out from this informative piece from Wike? I am suspecting your alter ego is Amaechi the Lucifer. May you live long to see Wike till 2023 ........Amen!

Is that so? indeed talk is cheap. As I dey type now in Lagos precisely Ogba, it is GROSS DARKNESS across the land.

Fashola the smiling rogue.

sarrki:
Only Ambode, obianno and dankwambo can match Wike

That's the gospel truth

In terms of infrastructural development

Who hacked ur account. You forgot Fayose.

Simply means a man full of "life" ladies won't understand.

Nice job at op, this is a clear case of giving a dog a bad name to hang it. APC especially during their electioneering campaign said lots of things that cannot be substantiated and its now coming to haunt them. Nice thinking there Engineerboat.

iamadonis2:
I see...

Lemme goan plait dreads on my bald head so I wee come and goan make front page like this poo.

Nairaland Mods ehn...

So you have a bald head

drss2:
u dey mind dem. i said dis before n i will say it again, northerners ar d most corrupt pipul in nigeria. their dedication to defend n shield each other from corruption is unbelievable. buari's directionless govt keep bombarding nigerians with deziani as if she was nigeria's first minister of petroluem. by d time u look into a former minister's roles in d petroluem sector during his terms from 1986-1990 n 2008-2010, with d name rilawanu lukman, u will understand why nigeria is a failed state.

You sir, are one egghead of a guy for digging out the longest serving public servant man in the oil sector out, I am talking about the bloody thief that perfected siphoning of oil monies into the hands of retired generals, serving generals while he held sway as the NNPC GMD, this is no other person than the late Rilwan Lukman. You are damn right, Lukman perfected unmonitored sleaze that has no rival in the history of the oil sector. Nonsense

Rubbish upon rubbish littering the cyberspace. What is $9.8 million to the billions of dollars being "licked" as we speak from our budget, civil service etc as we speak through the bloody rogues ministers Buhari packed in his cabinet and desperate perm secs. Nigeria I hail.

Useless animals being teleguided by demons.

This is pure madness and totally uncalled for... ...bloody rogue with no sense. This will still look like a chicken change when compared to what would be recovered from Amaechi's, Dambazzau's, Buratai's, El-Rufai's and other current rogues bunkers.

kropotkin2:
Together the've scammed people than MMM can hope to do in a thousand years

Father forgive this one for he knoweth not what he is saying. Lay not the consequences of his unguarded statement on him nor his children. So I pray in Jesus Name.

The real men of God holding forth in the journey of serving the Lord and Worshipping the Master, Jesus Christ.

This looks good for PDP having come this far.

JideAmuGiaka:
Pls, extend the prayers to NgeneUkwenu Omenka APCmyheart psalmsjob sarrki Qmerit Madridguy HungerBad ISTANDWITHBUHAR.

Pray that Buhari's excreta in their brains be removed.
Focus more on sarrki and NgeneUkwenu their MUMU too much.

A big Amen!