₦airaland Forum

PassingShot:
Shame on you. Your IB couldn't even recover a penny.

I am not your maga I am only trying to help you think deeper. The question still comes: if it takes this "serious government" 1 year to recover looted funds totalling around $200 million then how long with it take them to recover the "$15 billion" they claimed went missing through arms procurement not to mention the $20 billion that "disappeared from our treasury" according to Sanusi and another $10 billion that were unaccounted for from the NNPC's unaudited accounts under Obj/Yaradua/Jonathan? Don't feel giddy, don't throw insults at me, just answer me my friend.

FYI: we are talking about $45 billion in total here cheesy you can minus the $200 million recovered so far

vedaxcool:
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It never pain you whether you kill yourself or wander off the radar govt will prosecute looters you so desperately want to be forgotten. Hunger made worse by the cursed devil Jonathan and his whores of Babylon

I am not your maga I am only trying to help you think deeper. The question still comes: if it takes this "serious government" 1 year to recover looted funds totalling around $200 million then how long with it take them to recover the "$15 billion" they claimed went missing through arms procurement not to mention the $20 billion that "disappeared from our treasury" according to Sanusi and another $10 billion that were unaccounted for from the NNPC's unaudited accounts under Obj/Yaradua/Jonathan? Don't feel giddy, don't throw insults at me, just answer me my friend

FYI: we are talking about $45 billion in total here you can minus the $200 million recovered so far

adjoviomole:
at the end of the day,all we will b hearing is dat nigeria is broke n dat dey have no money to do anythn

You dey mind the mind-gamers despite boasting of looted funds going into billion of dollars in cash. Funny funny identities

vedaxcool:
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How much do you have that you call 78B wild goose chase? Govt money was stolen yet all you and the shameless thievies want is for us to move on we won't we will hunt them down to the last person.

Shame and painment undefined. if it can take this "serious government" 1 year to recover that chicken change some corrupt governors spend in six months as dash to their cronies I wondered how long it will take them to recover equivalent of $1 billion in Naira yeye people. So after all the media hype and noise making from Lai about billions of dollars stolen its only 78 billion Naira, hundreds million of dollars, few millions in pounds and thousands of Euro recovered. They better start balling with the masses because people are hungry. Bloody liars

Firefire:
The manner APC lie and the skill/tactics they use make even Lucifer, the father of all liars to be envious of their skill.

I tell you and for his fans here to start defending his lies with another empty excuses of "being sued" is laughable........this is just too bad.

tbaba1234:
Your format will get government sued from every direction.

Another lame excuse this is just too bad. Admit it, Buhari failed to fulfil his promise of exposing the looters.

Firefire:
So vague and ambiguous.

.......and to even think that what they have recovered do far is not up to £1 billion is very annoying based on their lyings up and down that they met an almost empty treasury. One would have thought that by now about £2 billion would have been recovered. This government really need to quit this wild goose chase and focus on delivering good governance

Firefire:
Very Good.

Unfortunately, this fall short of Nigerians expectation. Anyway, we are studying the list, appropriate response to follow.

We actually expect to see something like this...

s/n Names Amount Looted Amount Recovered Explanation

1. Sambo Dansuki $50,000,000,000,000 $20,000,000,000,000 Arms deal

2. Alh. Lie Mohamed $ 500,560 $ ALL Only allegation (Fund returned)

3. Rotimi Amaechi $99,000,000,000,000 No need, now a new creature (Party Chief Financier)

4. Bukola Saraki $Quadrillion Case in court Kwara State fund

If they had followed this your template I would have loved it alas it is another Maradona style of exposing looted funds they use.

Bosch10:
this shuld also be done to mamman vatsa's wife and others

Mamman Vatsa's wife had long been dead (2012) may her soul rest in peace.

Kenkaniff:
Gals too much sef for world at least some don reduce #smh who would bust 80k for attendance?? its simple reasoning and thinking.... but aristo block their head and now their heads are rolling,at least other go learn from their wahala.can't feel bad for them but their parents who wasted funds on nutcases.

Too harsh bro! It can happen to anyone through another method what of those who entered "one chance"? Judge not!

Greatzeus:
I hope they are not in one room somewhere, with calabash on their heads vomiting N1000 notes for one chief somewhere.
Repent and fear God they won't hear.
I pray they get back home safely

20 went for the weekend gigs only 3 returned crying you should know the result already bro - rituals! That's what covetousness (on the part of the girls) and avaricousness (on the part of their adopters) can lead to, poor souls may the evil men be nabbed soon. As for the girls, I cannot guarantee their safety!

PRYCE:
Agenda of the meeting:

1. Thorough lectures on democracy, the rule of law, how to handle NDA, IPOB and the economy.

2. Deliverance from Dullardness.

3. Deliverance from lies and propaganda.

4. Lectures on how to keep promises.

5. Some GUTS training for #FearFearBuhari

Dr Goodluck Jonathan GCFR, Please help the Dullard! Thanks!

I swear u don craze finish

Halleydavid:
The rats in the house must have frustrated the owner to take this kind of drastic step.


lalasticlala , have rats ever made you do something similar to this before?

Lwkmd

SuperS1Panther:
Can we have the cumulative Federal Government Allocated Funds for each of the regions in the last 10years.

We shall all realise Niger Delta states are their own problem.

If you cannot develop your region after 13% derivation, Normal Federal Allocation, Amnesty Programme, NDDC allocation, Min of Niger Delta allocation, CSRs of Oil Majors, probably you need Merlin to develop it for you.

Why was Akwa Ibom able to develop their states but Bayelsa State with lesser population and landmass was not able to?

The answer lies in leadership and mentality of the people.

Enough is enough of all these cheap blackmail and whining. Let us call a spade a spade. Vandals, criminals and terrorists reside in those creeks.

What are you saying? Mention one area or State in Niger Delta that has huge FG projects as we have in Lagos, Kaduna, Oyo, Kano, Ogun, or just want to attract trouble?

Wicked minded leaders who have no blood flowing in their veins if I am to be the President, no city will match Port Harcourt, Uyo, Yenagoa and Warri in aesthetic and urban planning. Imagine Kaduna finer than Port Harcourt shameless and demonic leaders....

mytime24:
All hail sai bubu

Funny you more like all hail Dictator Buhary

HungerBAD:
Where are the rumor mongers?

Now that the Christian Primates have Visited the President,you will not hear them shout that the President wants to turn Nigeria into a Christian Country.

But one visit from a Muslim Cleric,and those who are intellectually bankrupt will run into town,screaming Buhari wants to Sharia us.

No mind dem jare na Hunger cause am

DaBullIT:
Rain Tax,

After lightening the thunder .. It's inevitable .. (Cenline Dion's voice)


Jonathan can not escape this one


And when it happens


It'll do some people like film trick

PAINMENT!

ireneony:
Yes...there is native cure for it.

Let me ask my great grand mom

lwkmd can't believe a lady can have this sense of crazy humour "your great grand mom indeed"

Definitely, this our beloved Prince has lost touch with stark realities. Funny man still day dreaming. The two major reasons Nigerians will BEG APC to continue in 2019 are;

1. Fix Power to at least 19 hours of constant daily supply of electricity and;

2. Give Nigerians a working Price Control Board that will make prices of goods and services to be regulated.

I trust Nigerians to beg APC to stay even beyond 2023!

There is no thinking about it, his parents will be extremely proud of him, this memory will linger on till he quits this sinful world of struggles. Congrats to this great son of Africa.

orisa37:
As forAwolowo, ask them in Cocoa House. OBJ built the National Theatre. OBJ introduced E_Government, brought in GSM, Smart Cell phones and other electronic devices that go along with excellent global communication. OBJ is a Majestic Manager of Managers and people and one that compares favorable with Churchill, Eisenhower, Montgomery etc. OBJ is an excellent Soldier, a Nationalist, a Patriot and a Gentleman.. I am still living to see which Nigerian Military dead or alive will match OBJs achievements. OBJ is the first Nigerian and indeed the first African to be elected President of the World Forum of Ex Presidents. OBJ is awesome and lovely in Power. I pray to live and watch him become the General Overseer of the Sanctuary of God of Nigeria soon. He is destined to unite Islam, Christians and other Religions together under the Sanctuary of God of Nigeria.

Abeg when you are done with the calabash pass it to me make me sef drink from the source so as to feel HIGH like you. Imagine the way you polished Obasanjo with golden kiwi Polish like this....

Capital NO!

Nairalanders, I stumbled on this on my fb page and I thought of sharing it with you guys. The boy in question cracked me up with his reactions however if you were to be in his shoes what will you do? Will you do anything differently going by the present situation of the Country. Be sincere fellas. God is watching you/us all.

Cc: Lalasticlala over to you

thaoriginator:
Yes. Like marvel hero.

Is that why you are still NOT LOVING THE POLICE?

thaoriginator:
The unrepentant drunkard and corruption Mafia will never listen to good advice.. Amaechi you are a Hero..

A hero.....just like that!

Subway1011:
You still dey do like pikin, na wa for you sir.

This is a new year just pretend you are a matured man for once. Quit this your one way of always accusing people directly as if you are not growing.

Where are my brethren who said a "New Sherifat" is in town *** in Eminem's voice, please stand up***

LordAdam:
You don't deal with secession by rolling in tanks. That is so pre-2010.

You call the parties and negotiate with them. If negotiations stall then you call for a referendum.

The National Confab report of 2014 called for restructuring of Nigeria's government. The Aburi accord which Gowon signed and then reneged on called for something similar (confederate state with more sovereignty but still part of a union).

The North dismissed both squarely. Dismissing the first led to the killing of over 3 million Igbos.

The Fulani do not know that times have changed. They cannot keep forcing a union. IPOB, now Avengers. Even if these are stopped, in a couple of years time, another would spring up.

Buhari cannot oversee the killing of 3 million Niger Deltans like Gowon did and get away with it in 2016. They would not have money to even fight such war.

The majority of Niger Deltans do not want to leave Nigeria just yet. We just want more control of our resources.

Enforce federalism and the Niger Delta Elders and populace would ask these boys to sheathe their sword. Until then, only non-patriotic elements in ND (the Judases like Amaechi), and those looking to curry political favor (the state governors and chieftains like Ayiri) would be pro-government. The rest of us would say nothing thereby giving tacit support to the NDA or be vocal about it like Asari.

We in Niger Delta know what we want. Ken Saro Wiwa was killed, nothing happened. Then Odi happened, and militancy came in full force; in the end we got 13%, and a Niger Delta Ministry, and a Niger Delta Development Trust Fund. If another Odi or something bigger happens, the fight would be tenser and we could very well get our republic.

The Fulani are blind to the trend. We are well aware of it.

Enforce the 2014 confab report and watch all these secessionist talks fizzle out.

But Buhari would not listen to reason. But let him not worry, he would be forcefully bent.

Let me prove to you that Buhari is over-hyped.

1. When he came he removed road blocks. A few bombs went off later and he was forced to reinstate them.
2. When he first came he said only NNPC would import fuel and stopped marketers from importing. After months of scarcity, he allowed marketers to start importing.
3. When he first came he said he wouldn't devalue the naira. After the economy shrank and people started calling him a failure, he allowed the official exchange rate to slide. Finally, doing as IMF has been telling him since June 2015.
4. He first said he would "crush" the vandals (NDA). After output fell from 2.2 mbp to 1.3 mpb, he gave $10m to Kachiku to bribe NDA in Abuja.

I could keep going.

Buhari is as inconsistent as a teenage girl on her period. He is a chicken. NDA would bully him to submission. Marketers, IMF have done it already.

-Lord

You are a god!

mrkayusfit:
Stick to romance section. Here is for intellectuals

SMH

nduchucks:
Sir, I reserve my right to express my disappointment in Reno for sitting idly and watching his colleagues rob the nation blind. I also believe that it is impossible for his likes to be ignorant of the massive theft going on while he was a senior member of the administration.

For me, he has lost his moral high ground. In my books, if you turn a blind eye while your colleagues were looting, you are just as guilty, sorry.

Sir Ndu, if you take the pain to read through Reno's submission you will agree with me that he never defended Jonathan but rather gave an hindsight into what they did wrong that this stubborn government of Bubu can use as a foresight to take Nigeria out of the woods. Nigerians are people in a hurry, you know that already so all these "we should endure blabla" "Rome was not built in a day blabla","Nigeria was grounded before Buhari came in blabla" will not work. Reno just advised Buhari to be a listening President that's all. Obviously, Buhari is not the listening type.....correct me on this sir.

mrkayusfit:
U should coach the team cos you couldn't engage in an intellectual discuss to counter my submission. Instead you replied like a typical Dundee united coach

Who is laughing with this one? intellectual discuss? With you? Re-read your thread 20 times and tell me any reasonable thing you concoct in there if not the agbero-approach way of settling knotty issues bedevilling this Country for years. You want a commando-style approach to settle a volatile issue as the Niger Delta case? Only a fool will engage you in your folly and concoctions of banal submissions.....perhaps you have seen too many movies lately maybe with your coaching job, acting can also come handy.