₦airaland Forum

nurey:
Have you seen this in your area before, and also can you buy something like this?

Ds is oldd nnaaa. In sm villages dey don't sell more dan 50N airtime llyk where I went t do my it. Wen I sed I wanted to buy 1k they wer just looking @ me I bought 20 50N credits cos I needed it for my bis. Dey even have 5N for all networks

Airforce1:
follow them to where

I don't follow people

People follow me

Dun worry They will follow you when you are done with ur album

phabuloz:
me no sabi am o

. Try downloading hs tracks

phabuloz:
majority of your list is made up of yoruba

. You can't expect a list like ds off a yoruba person to have majority of another tribe. I can't like what I don't understand

Feel free to add urs. *no insults pls

Also @oluwakaponeski @crazeclown

1. @emmaohmagod. Mad comedian. Very funny....nice attitude.actually Replies to ur comment. But he no dey ff bk ooo. He's d one dah did dah babe's mad @ davido for aye
2. @daddymiliano. Olamide Baddo not for music but to see his interesting lyf ff him
3. @funnyafricanpics. D name says it all
4. @africanproverbs. Get african proverbs (with a little bit of humour)
5. @aphrodija. Fine babe. 'in oga @ d top's voice. That's all
6. @dryjokeswednesday. They post dry jokes. Eg('what do you call your niece if her name is remi--remi_niece:-D'). Fun stuffs sha. They also repost

Mprex:
Is it just me or is someone else seeing a plain black square up there

U Dnt get d joke. No light in lagos

delishpot:
Family guy. Do you people watch Bob's burger?

dat unfunny piece of Shit. No offence. Buh It's dry lyk mad

I use utorrent to download family guy. It's kinda complicated but easy wen u know aw to do it. Quote if ur ready to learn

Craigs25:
My favorite show is family guy. I feel the list of awesome Family Guy episodes is huge and most of the people love to watch this show rather than any other. Well dear I am looking for some sites that have a vast collection of best of family guy episode to download. Please share some links.

phabuloz:
U seem a bit tribalic, anyways it's ur own view I respect it totally. Only CDQ got me smiling in your list(I love the guy flows)#WHOSS!

. People like chinko ekun more than cdq. Check naijaloaded

juniormusa:
Op u no try ohh were is Ice prince?

he hasn't released anny recognised song lately.

UPDATE:he has. Get some money. Ama add him to d list. Thanks

phabuloz:
U seem a bit tribalic, anyways it's ur own view I respect it totally. Only CDQ got me smiling in your list(I love the guy flows)#WHOSS!

. Phyno. Nko. He ain't yoruba

EroticAngelina:
who's cdq?? if I don't know him, then he doesn't deserve to be there!!!! shikina!

. Ignorance. If you don't know him. Listen to his songs............I guess u dint listen to the hit song inndomie. Or u avent heard that one too

Why does the biggest meat in d pot go first. U av to choose a guy quickly

omowumee:
you know...those kinda guys that:

they talk less n do more
they put you in their future plans
they dress responsibly
they have decent jobs
they are good looking
they dont give unnecessary stories
they dont want a "no-strings" sex relationship
they cook soo well too..
the list goez on...is it jez me or are they all taken...?

richeso:
stop acting like mugu joo.. na only nigerian black? abi that forst better pass lekki and VI.

. Most blacks r Nigerians.

Weah96:
Nothing exists outside of space and time too. Your God must be Nothing which is why he can do nothing.

retarded dumbass. U shud get an award for ur ignorance

mmsen:
'God' was created after mankind, by mankind.

what created mankind

1.CDQ
2.Olamide
3.Phyno
4.Chinko Ekun
5.Vector
6.Lil kesh


Note: you can post ur own list or modifications. Nd my list is in no particular order


Oda rappers
Ice prince
M.I
Ikechukwu

dupsil:
This might not be 100% true but have noticed that most handsome guys end up marrying ugly girls, and u see some very beautiful and pretty girls with very ugly guys. why?

God will judge you. So u r nw d one that determines if sm1 is ugly or not. It's a bad attitude




If u want to find out why handsome guuys end up wif ugly gals. Have a chat wif d couple den ask them yourself

zinoad:
.

Togo Britain uk us Egypt lesotho chile

okwuosho1:
A woman has allegedly cuts off her husband's penis for sleeping with her too much.

Source: http:///R86TZ9

Ohhh ds Shit will hunnt me in my dreams. Nd d man wz just looking whhile hs wife cut it off liessssssss. Nd y is d stuff black nd hs body yellow

donpope1:
must every black living thing be a NIGERIAN?

yes. They must be. U av no idea aw many we are in 9ja. In d world 3 out of 5 black random people r Nigerians

donpope1:
must every black living thing be a NIGERIAN?

yes. They must be. U av no idea aw many we are in 9ja. In d world 3 out of 5 random people r Nigerians

falconey:
In olamide voice " body no be firewood mi o n de se robot"




Damn she garrit!!!

Sry which song is dat from

Space booked

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Living in Bondage is a 1992 Nigerian drama thriller which tells the story of a man who kills his wife in a ritual sacrifice in order to advance in power and wealth, yet his gains are short-lived, and he is subsequently haunted by her ghost.

The film was directed by Chris Obi Rapu, written by Kenneth Nnebue & Okechukwu Ogunjiofor and produced by Kenneth Nnebue.

2. Glamour Girls (1994).

This movie was described as the most daring and ambitious movie at the time. It was a deviation from the stereotypical themes of rituals, family squabbles; rather the focus was sex, power and fame.

Although certain scenes and characters were criticized for raunchiness and nudity, many praised the bravery of the key actors. The movie was classy and extravagant in every sense as each location or auto-mobile convincingly illustrated a society that indulge in material things.

3. Silent Night (1996).

The movie tells the story of a privileged student in search of excitement who joins a gang of armed robbers, believing that such action will alleviate his boredom. His father is forced to sentence him to death by firing squad.

4. Sango-The Legendary African King (1997).

To send off his troublesome wives, Alaafin Sango is so worked up that he emits fire from his mouth. And when he is to destroy his enemies at the war front, he belches fire. The rhythm of his fury has no limitation.

5. Igodo-The Land of the Living Dead (1999).

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Feel free to add urs

Please be informed of an impending security exercise tagged “SHOW OF FORCE” by government security agencies across the country.
Exercise is being carried out as part of efforts to ensure maximum security before, during and after the forthcoming general elections.

Thus, kindly find below important information and security tips tips.   

1. As at today, the Nigeria Police Force and other relevant security agencies have been put on high alert and they are expected to conduct periodic and random searches on people, vehicles and various hotspots. Thus, we are therefore advised to cooperate with them during this period; do not abuse security agents, obstruct their work, or resist them unnecessarily to avoid unfortunate repercussions. We have been informed that the Show of Force exercise also authorizes a Shoot-at-Sight order, if necessary

2.    There will be restricted movement of people in the hours leading to, and during the March 28th Presidential elections and April 11th Gubernatorial elections. Thus, we are advised to observe and comply with these directives for our personal safety

3.    We are advised to adequately stock our homes with required food items during the election period, in case of emergencies, imposed curfews or other threats that may arise after the elections

4. If you are registered to vote and have your Permanent Voters Card, you are advised to go early to the Polling Centers, get accredited, cast your votes and leave the vicinity immediately for your homes to await the results

5. Please do not cluster around polling centers and stay away from groups and bunch of people, no matter the discussion or incident that may have attracted them together

6. Begin now to gather information about your environment and feel the pulse around your intended voting center. Study your polling unit, and if it's packed with miscreants, thugs and unknown faces, steer clear; remember that your life matters more than the vote

7. Dress responsibly and avoid adorning any political attire, party logos etc. to prevent mistaken identity and possible victimization. Please remember that no campaign is allowed during elections. Avoid wearing politically branded T shirts, caps or bearing handbills, posters, pamphlets and banners of candidates. This can pose as a risk.

8. Avoid joining in on inciting discussions at the voting center which may be capable of fanning the embers of political discord amongst the political parties and their agents

9. Stay away from parked cars and abandoned packages, luggage etc.

10. Do not buy drinks, snacks, etc. around polling centers, nor should you share/receive consumables or gifts from anyone at the polling centers. If you sense danger or suspect any foul play, report to the approved Security Agents. Don’t take the law into your own hands!

11. Avoid taking your vehicle, kids or expensive jewelries and other personal belongings to the polling centers

12. As part of security arrangements, church halls should be vacated after every church service within 1 hour. Brethren should not be allowed to hang or cluster around the church hall or entrances after services or programs

13. Vehicles should not be allowed to park close to the entrances of the church facilities for pick up or drop off
You are encouraged to be extra-vigilant and law-abiding during this period.

Olld sumtn. Deve been doin dah since d 90's. They check sm1's fone nnd check a number and put down the name or they do it from a stolenn phone. I always catch them. Imagine they stole. My brodas fone nd (mask d voice by putting a handkerchief ova d mic) den dey called me mr adedeji. Plls aw can my broda call me by my llast name wif mr again. Woh I do is I Whyne dem nd sttall (while wasting deiir credit) when m tired ill justt swear for dem nd hanng up.

francizy:
I just got a call this morning from someone that knew my name.



I posted this to make people aware that these scammers have taken a whole new dimension. They may even be someone you know, or have met before but can't really recall them. I posted this because I want you guys out there to be aware of demonic fellows like this because that guy sounded like he knew me in person. Had it been I didn't ask questions, I wouldn't have known he's just another scammer

Although I'm yet to get a job but I don't let desperation set in. Some people might have just given in to this cheap scam.

dominique:
Google is ur friend

. I dunno what is. Up with u girls and ur foolish colours. According to me. Der r 5 colours red yellow bllue black and white




Ntn lyk purple sky blue emerald blue tomato red sango red nd odas. Jes rubbish. Pss llilac is blue

VickyRotex:
Me that I see Blue and Brown nko Where my brain dey



^{Cos am the most happiest person on planet earth}

Me too nko. I dey see blue and gold