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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by tomiobj(m): 8:18am On Feb 28, 2015
dominique:
The colour I'm seeing is lilac and gold.
whhhich one is. Lillac again
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by tomiobj(m): 8:16am On Feb 28, 2015
homesteady:
I just saw this right now -
. That one isn't true. Reffer to google for morre. Details. Emotion hhas nfn to do. Witth eyesight
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by tomiobj(m): 8:15am On Feb 28, 2015
Chai. I think sey I get problem. I dey see bllue annd. Gold oooo
homesteady:
This might be the wrong place to post this, but I need more answers!
This picture has been generating a lot of controversy on the Internet since yesterday!
People are seeing different colours!
So which color did you see?

I'll write the colour most people have seen in my next post, so that you'll see the picture before having any idea of the colour most people havr seen!
Travel / Re: Lagos-ibadan Road Begin To Wear A New Face by tomiobj(m): 2:59pm On Feb 27, 2015
Rexyl:


Don't you know the work has started almost one and half years back? Probably you mean Jonathan is not much interested in giving his achievements wild publicity unlike the State governors.
chai. 1 and a hallf years in an xpress of hw many km
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Making You Feel Very Happy On Internet Access? by tomiobj(m): 4:24am On Feb 27, 2015
vjsmiles:
[size=20pt]GLO!! 1K=3GB FOR ANDROID grin[/size]

How do u do it
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Making You Feel Very Happy On Internet Access? by tomiobj(m): 4:23am On Feb 27, 2015
Glo on q10. 1000n for 3gb
bongolistik:
These days, staying a day without the internet is like a sin that cannot be forgiven. With the internet, the world has really gone global as you can perfectly connect to your friend that are both close and far away from you.

Today everybody desires and deserves high-speed and stable internet connectivity in whatever part of the world you happen to find yourself, but it is quite unfortunate that some folks still struggle to achieve or get such type of internet connectivity in their location.

So now if you won't mind, can you tell us the network that is currently rocking your word and blazing as if there was no tomorrow for you.

Personally the MTN BIS plan on my PC is giving me joy upon joy unlimited. Some say it is Etisalat that is doing the magic for them, while others say they are giving thanks to Glo BIS, and even some said that a lot of people have ran away from airtel thereby making the network less busy and fast now.

Source: http://highteknology..com/2015/02/which-network-is-currently-rocking-your.html
Travel / Re: Lagos-ibadan Road Begin To Wear A New Face by tomiobj(m): 4:22am On Feb 27, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
No apc mad thugs will praise jona for dis, buh if its a bad road or any bad tin, dey start to fly in in their numbers to celebrate evil. lipsrsealed
. I just fllew in. Y is it that it's durring election period that mr gej decides to star doinn gud tns
Romance / Re: Guys, What Will You Do If This Chic Slaps Your Girl? (Photo) by tomiobj(m): 6:22am On Feb 26, 2015
scholes23:
hitting a girl makes a man a coward? Never hrd of that before. So leaving her like that makes u a brave man. Well I must say ur girl would be proud of u. LOL
. So. Uavvent beeen heearinng all dose. Gals shouting it since. Dah guys shudnt hit girls. Guys dah do r cowards. If it's a gal u cn bieat. Beat her. Buh dah one. In d pic. Use deir rrule. Nd Dnt hit her cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Guys, What Will You Do If This Chic Slaps Your Girl? (Photo) by tomiobj(m): 8:41pm On Feb 25, 2015
scholes23:
So what's d usual??
. I'll be lyk. Sorry babe. I can't hit d gal. Any guy that hits a gal is a coward as u av sed
Business / Re: CBN Officially Devalues Naira by tomiobj(m): 8:39pm On Feb 25, 2015
True talk
ucheheart:
Don't worry soon they will increase it to N200 if not N250. The white men want to make sure that no black nation emerges as world power in future and they've succeeded in achieving that. Once they heard nigeria had the best economy in africa last year and still growing, they weren't happy with that news so america didn't waste time in stopping crude oil importation which is now crumbling the economy. So everything is deliberate..

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Romance / Re: Being Romantic Or Being Foolish? by tomiobj(m): 8:16pm On Feb 25, 2015
All foolish Xcept no11
Cutehector:
The ladies have now come up wit so many lists of what men ought to do to be tagged as romantic but philosophically, does it ever make sense in d reality? Now I will try to come up with some of these "fantasyromantic" gestures and I will try not to be biased also as I will neutralize it with what guys also think its romantic for girls to do and u guys will comment the number and state wether It's romantic or foolish. For the ladies that will be commenting, please be realistic! Leggo

1: A man carryn a lady's handbag in public? Romantic or foolish

2: A guy washin his gf's pants? Romantic or fooolish

3: a girl trimming her guy's toe nails in class? Romantic or foolish

4: a guy fighting because of his babe? Romantic or foolish

5: a girl performing wifely duties for her boyfrnd? Romantic or foolish

6: a guy taking all his last savings to buy his girlfrnd a gift. Romantic or foolish

7: a guy writing an exam for his babe in absentia. Romantic or foolish

8: a girl cooking for her boyfrnd in campus (for those in private universities) romantic or foolish

9: a guy taking a punishment for his babe. (For those in secondary schools) romantic or foolish

10: a guy spendin his school fees to please his babe and feel among. Romantic or foolish

11: keeping a seat for ur bf/gf (for those in school) romantic or foolish

12: a guy doing assignments for his chic. Romantic or foolish

13: a lady proposing to a guy. Romantic or foolish?

14: a guy answering the fiancee's surname wen they get married. Romantic or foolish

15: a girl taking attendance for her b during lectures. Romantic or foolish
Romance / Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by tomiobj(m): 8:14pm On Feb 25, 2015
PrettyEmy:
Are they guys who can actually accept to date a girl without sex and will still stay faithful?
Please be sincere, I really wana know this
No,no there aren't
Romance / Re: Guys, What Will You Do If This Chic Slaps Your Girl? (Photo) by tomiobj(m): 8:08pm On Feb 25, 2015
scholes23:
Guys.. You're walking on the street with your babe. This lady in the picture below walks up to your babe and slaps her. What will you do?

Sincere comments pls.



Ahah. I will do d usual. It's nt good to hit girls. Any guy that does so is a coward
Business / Re: CBN Officially Devalues Naira by tomiobj(m): 7:47pm On Feb 25, 2015
ucheheart:
What's the difference? Kukuma make it N200 na.
so if ur changing 1000 Ull. Gain Xtra 5n
Politics / Re: GEJ's CYBERCRIME BILL Allows FG To Spy On Nigerians - Death Sentence For Hackers by tomiobj(m): 8:47pm On Feb 24, 2015
Rubbish. Dnt be shocked wen poli abuses this and starts seizinng fonnes and disgrracing people's vis their confidential shhit.




Den they'll threaten people to pay them or else they wuunt return deir fone nd leak all deir data. This will cause more hharm. Dan gud
Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
holusormi:



As I said earlier , you just another broke, mouth making , silly techno fanboy ... Wonder what made me attempt to answer you in the first place








Idiat. U will use tecno. Blackberry passport 4 lyf.

Literature / Re: Why You Shouldn't Fart In A Crowded Elevator!!! by tomiobj(m): 7:58pm On Feb 24, 2015
Lemme confess. I was the guy that farted that day. I was in d red shirt









Nd bo matter aw u respect urself. U can't hold a mess fforeva. It will still cum awt
opustjk:
Here's the scenario.

Its a hot afternoon,you're wearing a suit and you're stuck inside a hot crowded elevator.

The air in the small space is barely breathable with the stenchy combination of mouth odours and damp undeodorised armpits.


Beads of sweat form on your forehead and slowly roll down your face.

At this point you're pissed .It seems this Popular Government building in Port Harcourt (names withheld) haven't serviced their elevators since the Country's Independence.The doors simply refuse to open.You and the other nine or ten occupants of this metallic box are trapped.

Now, just when you think things couldn't get any worse, somebody FARTS!


A silent fart.

And not just any silent fart,but the HALL-OF-FAME- MOTHER of all silent farts.

The kind that demonically assaults nostrils and makes one dizzy.

Guys, this was no joke.It was the dilemma I found my self in last week.And trust me it wasn't funny.

In a few seconds, the foulness of the fart mingled with the heat, and already
terrible mouth and armpit odors, to form a Vile stench that felt like the presence of an evil spirit.

All around me, people were murmuring and making uncomfortable sounds. We stared at each other suspiciously as if to discern the identity of the culprit. But it was pointless. Whom ever the "FARTER" was, he/she was in there with with us, disguised behind the same look of disgust.

"Chai!" came the voice of a man from behind me.

I considered holding my breath, but then realised that would mean inhaling large amounts of this horrendous fart to do so.Scratch that idea!

"Na God go punish de pessin wey do dis kine tin!"[/i]spat a heavy set woman on my right. I eyed her closely. Was she capable of such a stench?


An eternity passed.

The murmuring continued.

Soon, the elevator doors opened. We all rushed out of our stinky confinement into the embrace of the fresh air. The ordeal had lasted only 2 or 3 minutes, but felt like a week.

The memory of that fart still lingers in my mind like a bad dream.I think people should be fined for farting in such places. Its just...just...[i]wrong
.
I mean, seriously.


Moral of the story??

If before leaving the house today,you consumed large amounts of beans in any form (e.g akara or moi moi), or had some boiled eggs with some powdered milk, and then you find yourself in a small confined space with other people,I am pleading with you.......as a Christian and fellow human being...RESPECT YOURSELF!

Please be considerate to individuals within your immediate air space. The contents of your stomach are nobody's business. Not everything's worth sharing.

Life is a choice.
So choose wisely.
Enough said!



http://opustjkwrites..com/?m=0
Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 7:26pm On Feb 24, 2015
holusormi:


Shut up smello!!
We talking personal experience u dey talk bullshiatts


It's as a back up for my peersonal experience.

I av. Famzed several iphone 6's nd dey r all slightly laggy. Idiot fellow
Politics / Re: Pictures From The Battle In Baga Against Boko Haram by tomiobj(m): 5:18pm On Feb 24, 2015

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Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2015
Even reviews say. Iphone 6 lags. Nd d passport. Is smoother. So don't hype it. Youtube is der check iphone 6 vs passport
holusormi:


I use an iphone 6, mine is even jail broken , I have a music library of over 2000 songs , I have well over 50 tweaks installed from cydia ... Yet my phone handles flawlessly like I just bought it , it has never lagged on me before , the only time I had issues was when I installed an incompatible tweak from cydia and once I had the tweak removed it became flawless and ridiculously fast as before

So I dare say it's either you don't have an iphone 6 , or you are following hearsay or you bought chinko iphone6 for you to say iphone 6 hangs !!!
Nairaland / General / Test-if You Can Do This Consider Yourself Very Awesome Nd Patient by tomiobj(m): 10:00pm On Feb 22, 2015
Been long thhat av created a nl thread mainly because it's getting boring. Anyways back to d matter



If. You can do ds ur preettyy much awesome patient nd calm buh it preety impossible tho


When you buy a tomtom/mint
Can you lick it till it totally dissolveswithout ending up chewing it no matter aw small. If u can kudos
Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 9:56pm On Feb 22, 2015
I neva said s5 wz among d smoothest fones. Lyk u said Nigerians view d s5 as d king of all androids. I wz Tryn to create d impression that very few android phones(brands) last a year wifout software issues
abatically:


If u know android very well, then u will know galaxy s5 is not even among the smoothest android phones. Galaxy s5 packs so much features it affects the software. HTC one m7 and m8, Sony xperia z2 and z3, lg g3, Motorola droid turbo, even one plus one will give u a smoother android experience than galaxy s5. Its just lots of Nigerians think the s5 is the king of android when it is not even close. Samsung spends so much money on advertisement they forgot to improve their phone.
Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 9:54pm On Feb 22, 2015
afolwalex20:


Source : techradar.com, pcadvisor.com

so. Wahh ur sayn is 2 diff websites. Has d exact same list in d same order. Lies. Post links if nt
Politics / Re: The Hottest And Sexiest President Alive (picture) by tomiobj(m): 8:14am On Feb 22, 2015
God saved u. Tot ill see a pic of jonathan
saharachic:
Kolinda Grabar -Kitarovic, the first woman president of Croatia, was recently pictured at the beach looking super hot.
president of croatia cool shocked shocked

[img]http://2.bp..com/-kchOeU6wB2o/VOhwi87NClI/AAAAAAAAEQo/H4jN9TfJJ0E/s1600/croatia.png[/img]

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Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 8:00am On Feb 22, 2015
BlackBerry passport is stronger physically. Everyone can testify and it's more fluid than ios in every aspect (expect running of android apps takes some. Xtra 2 seconds to load). But witthh os 10.3.1. D camera is nw utilised. Nd. D os of blackberry is optimised. Even a lay man will know. If u wanna compare use BlackBerry os10.3.1 nt d old 1. U cn open any app on d passport or q10/5 by long pressing a buttton nd it's fast lyk mad. So. The passport is more fluid. Nd several reviews state iphone6's hangs when scrolling down d music app or webpagequote author=abatically post=30963229]

U still don't get it. Specs doesn't really matter, its how manufacturers optimize their software. Blackberry passport has 13mp camera vs 8mp on the iPhone but the iPhone takes far better pictures. The iPhone takes better pictures than lots of phones with 13, 16 and even 20mp cameras. IPhone camera is regarded as one of the phones with best cameras. The only phones that take amazing photos like the iPhone are the xperia z3 and lumia 1020 and 930.

Blackberry passport packs 3gb of ram vs iPhone 6 1gb. Again optimization. IPhone doesn't need more rams because the OS is optimized, so why would they waste resources to include what is not needed. The OS is as smooth as butter. Android on the other hand is power hungry and needs more ram. My HTC one m7 with 2gb of ram and snapdragon 600 is a lot faster than my lg g3 with 3gb of ram and snapdragon 801. That is because HTC sense is more optimized than LG software.

So do not be deceived by specs.

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Phones / Re: No Blackberry Phone In The Top Ten Best Phones 2015 by tomiobj(m): 7:53am On Feb 22, 2015
abatically:


There are thousands of android phones out there. Android is an OS, galaxy note 4 is android, likewise injoo and infinix zero. So be specific.
I mean hardware wise.its weak. Nd on d os Lyk a dude sed an android will start to hang after sm tyym. Xcept very few ones lyk d s5
Romance / Re: Pics Caught My Neighbor Wife Having S3x With Another Neighbour by tomiobj(m): 7:50am On Feb 22, 2015
whisp3r:


If e pain u go hug transformer. Wetin u dey find 4 here self
Wait llet me ask ifa
Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Says Of All Things,kanye Likes Her A.S.S.H.O.L.E by tomiobj(m): 1:37am On Feb 22, 2015
In airforce1 s voice. After my album ill join d fight
Hollawaley:
How are you going to date a woman for two years, someone who knows where you buried all the dead bodies, someone who doesn't particularly have reservations, has nothing to lose and you go on radio to slam her, saying you had to take 30 showers before you could be with another woman (someone who probably has more body count)? Well, Amber is furious with Kanye and she's coming for him. Continue...
Read the report from MediaTakeOut.com below..
The SH*T just hit the fam. MediaTakeOut.com spoke with one of Amber's closest friends - who tell us that she's FURIOUS - with the ongoing SLANDER CAMPAIGN that she's being hit with - from Kanye and the Kardashian's - and she's ready to drop the BOMB, and spill Kanye's tea.
What's the tea, you ask? Well ALLEGEDLY when Kanye and Amber used to date - Kanye liked his BOOTY PLAYED WITH. Not the booty - the HOLE . . . EWWW . . .
But here's where it gets even MORE messy Amber also claims that Kanye has PUT HANDS ON HER in the past - and left bruises - which she has photographic evidence of.
Kanye and Amber had entered into a legal NON-DISCLOSURE agreement in the past - where Amber agreed NOT TO TELL. But she now feels that since Kanye went on the radio this morning and basically called her a"DIRTY B*TCH" . . .
Romance / Re: Pls Why Is Girls Rejecting Me? (my Pic) by tomiobj(m): 1:33am On Feb 22, 2015
Or u cn go on a 3 month vacation to liberia
Romance / Re: Pls Why Is Girls Rejecting Me? (my Pic) by tomiobj(m): 1:31am On Feb 22, 2015
Keketu:
[/b] i must confess im one of the freshest dude in my faculty and i can easily woo any girl but my problem is REJECTION , the will always say no, although i have crushes but they too will reject.. im feed up,

Modify- pic now in down[b/b]

Uu kno english too much. 'I'm feed up'
'why is gals rejecting me'


Na joke so cheesy
Entertainment / Re: Woman With Three Breasts........hot Or Disgusting? by tomiobj(m): 1:30am On Feb 22, 2015
End tym gall end tym pic end tym thread
Celebrities / Re: Jimi Agbaje's Casual Outfit Today To National Stadium,Surulere,Hit Or Miss?(Pic) by tomiobj(m): 1:28am On Feb 22, 2015
chinwenduebo:
PDP gubernatorial candidate in Lagos Jim Agbaje was pictured today's morning dressed casually at National Stadium, Surulere,Lagos.

How does he look?Hit or Miss?

Source: http:///cGL4N


Miss. His head is big nd hs body is tiny. Nd hs cloth is slim fitted. Just jokn

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