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MrTeymee:
It used to be worse before. Its quite faster now.
What I hate is when it finally scans then it says "subscription verification. If msg is not cleared within 5mins, call C.care" . I hate dat ish like dafuq mehn

. Trueeeee. But it doesn't take. Dat longg to clear

Greyworld:
Rily? Den buy ups...........beta tins com wif price anyway.

. I. Av a ups. It's just when ur starting up d dstv during sth important lyk a uefa final or ur late for ur fav show. It will waste time

Godforbid. They don't av good channels @ gotv

Greyworld:
Buy gotv...........

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This 10 minute process is annoying.specially wen nepa flashes d light and u aav to wait for it tto load. Or wen d plug iss shaking



Drop. Ur comments below

ccwizard:
Get 200% Free Data Bonus on purchase of data bundle of N2,000.N2,000 now gives you 2.5G Bdata for use anytime-day/night for 30days. Dial*127*55# to purchase NOW.

when m rocking N1000 for 3gig on. My BlackBerry q10 for 30 days

teekem:
pls i saw a missed call wit dis number 014405109 or idea on dis number

. If ders a plus infront of it Itss a us sim. But if nt. It is a Landline. D person might be aa scammer or not. Just kno it is one of dose land lines /house fone that's callnn u

CircleOfWilis:
Pls help me with dis

India. Uses +91. It's aan Indian number. Ssm1 from India. Or sm1 who is using an Indian sim foorr scamming

One of my friends who. Happens to be a piilot took this pic 30 mins be 4 he landed in lagos last night. What do u think.....isn't itt beauriful

onajo2000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMex58TNlcQ


http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30709273

He should try dat. With d. Faeces of sm1 that haas ebola

Iceberghill:
Bold 6 No hanging problem and the battry is fair compare to bold5 Bold6 represent better value for money

. Bold 6 hangs ooo. To be clear. D diffs btw. Bold 5. Nd bold 6 is dat. Bold 5 has an higher processor(disadvantage cos it helps to suck out d life of Urr battery). And bold. 5 enables hd video recording (helps in takn up ur space). Ooda ways. They are equual. Xceptt hardware wise.

maajin007:
brother pls tell me abt bold 5 battery I don tire with android subscription

.ssleep with ur bold 5 battery on and wen u waake up ur battery will be too low tto use internet
D battery of. Bold 5 is wack

Bold 6 iss better. Nd cheaper

tomiobj:
Naa. D longest is. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovo-lcanoconiosisophobia. It's 51 letters in all invented in 2015. Itss d fear of getting the lung diseasse

. It's too long to fit in nl. I'll separate it

ekunle:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis : this is an artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling fine ash and sand dust from volcanic eruption. This is invented in 1939 and consist of a 45 letters in all.

Naa. D longest is. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisophobia. It's 51 letters in all invented in 2015. Itss d fear of getting the lung diseasse

Op. D thunder that will fire ur left yansh is doin press-up

Op sorry. But. What is a 'obama'. Is it d guy that invented bama mayonnaise

satinosdiary:
Obama daughter,16 year old Malia got everyone asking questions after a leaked selfie of her leaked online last night. ..The internet erupted as many say the pose is too sexual for a 16 year old ..

The picture is undated and no one knows the full story behind the pic,:
See another: http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/01/checkout-obamas-daughters-selfie-which.html

Blanc8:
What does selfie mean?

. A seelfie is when ur naked by urself

Blanc8:
What does selfie mean?

. Ask the gods

Chweing stick-wood. Wood-pako. Chewingstick-chew
Eat-je. Eating chewing stick-Aje pako

englishmart:
some people think chewing sticks are for old people with weak teeth. Lol.
Chewing stick now gets very low sales, because too many people have opted to toothbrushes.

How many of you still find use for chewing sticks?
When last did you make use of it.

For me, the last time I used a chewing stick was yesterday. I couldn't find my toothbrush and it was too early to get another.

What about you?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Man_brushing_his_teeth_using_chewing_stick.jpeg

[img]http://3.bp..com/-0JeQ0kqVd3g/UZmE0ChHnPI/AAAAAAAAAO0/McfNdpl-aWI/s1600/IMG_0742.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-v-KrQ3ugCk8/UZmHli2cAHI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/RMuHXrbMbR4/s1600/IMG_0734.JPG[/img]

https://www.ghananewsagency.org/assets/images/chewing%20stick.jpg

Nicw thread. But did I laff...No

ebbymayox:
Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

loose translation:You can't do somethings if there are no certain conditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup

loose translation:You Can't Run Away From Your Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef

loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

loose translation:How you start doesn't matter,what matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/cow with face cap?

loose translation:Mind your business.



If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am

loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience



I get am before No be property

loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.



If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate

loose translation:Don't outstay your welcome



Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!

loose translation:There is always a reason for something



Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala

loose translation:Easier said than done



No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem



Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio.

loose translation:Every man for himself



You no need cutlery to chop slap

loose translation:You don't need my translation to understand this,lol



Opolo eye no be open eye

loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol



Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.



Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am.

loose translation:Every action has a consequence



E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano

loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

The different between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging
loose translation:Don't judge based on appearance alone

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke



[b]Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER

loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.

loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race



The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.

loose translation:Don't cry over spilt milk
Which is your favourite?


Source:

http://www.tlkdrum.com/18-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

. Nt only ibo gals. It's all ibo pple

francis247:
My dear, take a chill pill. The title is clear; "Top Five Smartphones of 2014 not 2010.

http://www.whichphoneisbetter.com/meizu-mx4-vs-blackberry-passport/



Nd all fones r. Of android.

Hahahhahahaah. I seed so. Naijaloaded finally stole ur post
http://www..ng/2015/01/06/funke-akindele-shows-off-shoki-dancing-skills-new-picture/

olufikistick:
The Omo fast action ambassador (Funke Akindele) showed how good she is at dancing shoki. She did the same during one of her house to house / door to door visits in one of the states during her promotional performance with Omo.

www...com

Oldddd. Since last year august.
But op beware,naijaloaded is ready to steeal ur topic

olufikistick:
The Omo fast action ambassador (Funke Akindele) showed how good she is at dancing shoki. She did the same during one of her house to house / door to door visits in one of the states during her promotional performance with Omo.

www...com

francis247:
Meizu MX4
Samsung Galaxy Note 4
OnePlus One
Samsung Galaxy S5
HTC One M8

. Rubbish list. No iphone 6 nd BlackBerry passport.
Like if m rite

Medunah:
Gay or not, i love his songs nd i'll keep on listening to them, y should his sexuality affect the message he's passing across?

. If wizkid wz female. Wuld u listen to 'in my bed'

Brymo:
Oh God i neva knew. Deleting this guy songs straightup, my favorite was i don't av money on my mind or somethin.
#homophobic4life.
I lk them but not their actions

Chisoss. I wuld av deleted hs songs. But I paid money to download it. I must enjoyy it If he's a gay or not

cirmuell:
Agreed, I do use dropbox sometimes. But not all files can be shared/stored on Cloud servers, if you know what I mean.

Box is a better option

It has more space. And anything can be kept der. Apk docs and. All. Box iis different from dropbox

InZA:
I can't remember the moniker right now but there's this guy that formed many varied interpretations of Seun Osewa's name...You may not understand these varied interpretations if you don't understand yoruba. Personally speaking, in all my 8 years on Nairaland, that signature has come to rank as my funniest.

S.e.u.n.o.s.e.w.a- he just came
He offended uus
Hee picked beans
Our soap
............

8yearrs. . U try o

cirmuell:
that's the point, only good for file sharing IN Nigeria.

. Email is a bera option. and why would u get a messanger Justt. For file sharing. When u cn use cloud services. Wer u send ur file to deir. Sever. And it generates a link. Sos anyone with the link can access the file. Eg. Box. Dropbox. (dey r different)