₦airaland Forum

Draei:

mtcheeeew!

benzene00:
At least she didn't steal his weed..
can't imagine losing my precious weed

tosyne2much:
You suppose know as e dey go baba... No loud am

tosyne2much:
Mine goes this way.

I paid a courtesy visit to this girl I was crushing on who always accused me of being uncaring and all that.

We were both in the sitting room kissing and smooching passionately and we got carried away, oblivious of the fact that her dad already drove in, unannounced and walked in quietly

The AC was on and we were both sweating profusely. She hurriedly took few text books littered on the dinning table so it would seem as if we were rubbing minds together in solving some questions.

As the man stepped in, he saw me on the table sweating profusely with my shirt unbuttoned and she explained to him that I actually came to help her out with her mathematics assignment.

I greeted the obviously perplexed man who shook his head and entered into his room without uttering a word. Few minutes later, he called and sent her on an errand just to deal with me.

Immediately she stepped out, he came out of his room and began to interrogate me. Before I knew it, he landed a slap on my face and quietly tortured me like a terrorist. How I got out of their house becomes a mystery to me till date

My people, na love clear for my eyes ooo


Over to you guys

Goldmaxx:
u dey nsukka nw

Evaberry:
she's wicked evil and vindictive


I pity her husband because he's going to have a demonic and satanic bride


she's even ugly sef, I'm sure she's just mad that the man has not made a single move on her.

PHC1stBorn:
People like her abound every places in Portharcourt. During those days I was still staying off campus in Alakahia after my NYSC in 2010, I knew someone always place nail under one of the tyre of my car that each time I go to work in d morning I must have d tyre vulcanized, this continued for some times until I laid a trap and caught d person. Lol and behold, it was one of my neighbour then- a lady!, immediately I accosted her, she almost blank out as she couldn't just explain her motives for doing that....Trust me, she paid for the four tyres with her pucci for 2months till I relocated to my permanent base

kennygee:
Definitely not Nigerians.

Shey na for this cruel economy people wan dey born like cockroaches.

SmellySperm:
lol hw u tk know say her pant dey smell?

Goldmaxx:
hw far wen skul go open

IAMSASHY:
hey gal, no industrious man wl gv u al his time, he wl jst try as much as possible to b dere 4 u, it's only jobless bfs dat wl cul u morning, afternoon and night, dnt b deceived and pls gv hm some space, if u pester hm 2much,he wl b tired and begin to avoid u. Let hm cul weneva he misses u