izito:
the guy will be saying had I known.....

.imagine if the boyfriend cheat on her/!?

Don't be surprised if she starts to cry.

ItzBIM:


The only hope we need now is Sowore

Vote sowore 2019

Spread the word please

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No wonder you dey chop ban

Looserpool
Nice one wolves

silastemplar:
sure you are ok?

ItzBIM:


Trying to free my country from old people with old ideas, by campaigning for Sowore.
But I heard the mods are being paid by apc

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Zom-bees

ItzBIM:
Mods are just banning anyhow

Back from 2 weeks sentence

Wetin you do?

I jus come book space

EazyMoh:

Noisy neighbor spotted. We all know you are the ones shouting in this bar behind my house.

You're not a United fan

oloriLFC:
we've played United home and away this season

That weed you dey take strong mehn, abeg where you get am?

TRAILBLAIZER:
gooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll sorry i couldnt reply u i was too busy celebrating our equalizer
#ynwa
#firminho baba

Are you still celebrating the goal now? 2-1

SalamRushdie:
so he killed himself because of this silver back Goriillla looking woman ..na wa oooooo

Topmaike007:
iPhone users,how una Apple take dey celebrate New year oo

Safari

Witlee:

And so? The question that should be asked is, was man u not suppose to beat them at first? Ill not even tell you to play the top four big teams sef, Play Everton first then we can start saying

You don't know what you're saying
Safe

LesbianBoy:
Man Utd fans that are insulting Mourinho shouldn't get carried away. The teams we have faced in the last two games, Man Utd are meant to beat them and they have done just that. But the down side is that those team always find a way to score. Against a good side Man Utd will suffer.

What are you saying, under Jose those teams were beating Man u

iamfromlagos:

bad belle comot for road. Na Liverpool fans collect your stale bread? Now run along.

E go clear for your eyes

iamfromlagos:

Na dere you go dey.

All dis plastic fans, una dey show face now because looserfool dey top league

EbukaHades10:
Do like this

All dis plastic fans, una dey show face now because looserfool dey top league

PSTEMMA1960:
I don't want man city to win the league again..

It's better city win o. Liverpool ain't winning epl anytime soon

PSTEMMA1960:
how? because I said we can't win the EPL?

Supporting Liverpool

PSTEMMA1960:
>: as a Man U Fan, since I can't win the EPL, let me support liverpool.....because even if arsenal wins it won't give them the trophy.

Fake united fan

Waksdabos:

You think the concept of bitcoin or cryptocurrency is centred on ponzi?! Idea explained in your write up is a concept of ponzi. Crypto is not ponzi. It is a disruptive technology built on blockchain technology. You need to be enlightened.

People that have their money stuck nko.
Mr know it all, you're the one that needs to be enlightened.

MurderEnglish:

The monkey story is somehow Budd, Las Las villagers geh $100 to spare

Read it again

I kukuma talk am buh trust some Nigerians, dem sey wetin I sabi.

Tomoyayi:



WHAT IS BITCOIN?

*IT'S CALLED MONKEY BUSINESS* ������


A long time ago in a village far far away.......A lot of monkeys lived near the village.�������

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!������

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. ��

The villagers thought that this man is mad.�

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?�

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. �

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.�

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. ���

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!������

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.�

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
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The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.�������

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.�

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!�����������

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.������������������������������������������������

The merchant went home.�

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹��

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. �

This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.�

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.������������������

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
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The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. �

But nobody came! ...� Then they ran to the employee...�

But he has already left too !�

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless worthless stray monkeys @ $700 each and they are now unable to resell them! ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂���������� Nobody has use for stray monkeys....


The rush into trading in Bitcoin is the next *monkey business* ��������������
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Once the trading stops who will want to buy a digital code with no intrinsic value?����������

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this *monkey business*����������. ��

That's how *Monkey Business* works ��������

Realdeals:
I'm not a detective but unraveling crimes these days should not be difficult with the use of technology. Biometric detectors, call logs from base station nearest to the scene etc. should do the trick.

In dis Nigeria, you don watch too much CSI

Omobolajiatanda:
Now for Chelsea and Arsenal to drop points

Arsenal probably

darqly:
How does a professional military KEEP being ambushed, in a sector where they are supposedly in control, and have roving patrols and checkpoints? No advance party, no recon, no intel, no nothing. We lost 13 soldiers doing escort duty for the son of Yobe state governor from Maid to Yobe, what sort of STUPIDITY is this please? Nigerian Army!

They think it is by uniform and gun. BH probably have moles in the army.

Osagyefo98:
While application for recruitment for new soldiers is on, old ones are dying.

Only zombies go join

myproperty:
If cooking with fuel reduce vitamin c, what else should we use to cook? since kerosene, gas,firewood and coal are all fuel.

You dey mind dem.

Omobolajiatanda:
If he doesn't play you complain, now he's putting effort you're still complaining... What exactly do you want?

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You dey mind dem

I don't care who the opposition is, let's build the confidence and get these players playing again.

bettercreature:
You can lie mehn something the commentator said loud and clear

Guy, am not even watching the match. No wa for you o

bettercreature:
This one na crime! No dey carry expo for here

Which expo, I actually remember that match because of Lingards solo goal

bettercreature:
Lol stop forming guru! You heard it from the commentator

Shey na crime to answer question again.