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Career / Re: OpenAI (ChatGPT) Sacks Sam Altman (CEO) by tonicyril: 1:02pm On Nov 18, 2023
Offpoint1:

That's if why you create something you should have the biggest share, else you will fired from your own creation.
And deadbody go plenty....na ayilala and Ogun go later settle the matter, na Africa we dey bro grin

Imagine nlfpmod sacking seun....haha. e no follow na grin
Career / Re: OpenAI (ChatGPT) Sacks Sam Altman (CEO) by tonicyril: 12:47pm On Nov 18, 2023
Wait....

U mean ordinary associates sacked him from his own invention??

Imagine me inventing something and some fullish associates said they want to serve me breakfast for whatever reason...

Aswear deadbody go yapa, dem never born them well

Na Ogun and ayilala go later settle the matter grin

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Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 11:17am On Nov 18, 2023
nairagenone:

Big mistake, African men can never forgive infidelity.
It has to do with the way we are raised.

I hope others will learn from this, better to find another woman to marry.

This is why some marriages do not recover, women can forgive infidelity easily cos polygamy is part of our culture but men cannot and it will haunt for the rest of your life.
That is the picture bro...
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 10:42am On Nov 18, 2023
theamazonguru:

Something definitely attracted the person to you.
The guy said,he impregnated the person then married her.
You dey impregnate person wey no dey sexually attractive to you ?
bro u just talked like a teenager grin grin

Lemme give my own scenario..

I love this lady to a fault and she love me back, but I later discovered that she's still seeing her ex, this pained me so much.

She begged and begged and I said well, since she's the person I love let me see if I can cope.

After sometimes I realised that there is no way I could take the bad memory off my brain, and I decided to quit the relationship for good.
It was after this that she told me she's pregnant for me already.

I cried bitterly cus I know the implications, I hate abortion so it was not an option.
And if I say I should keep her away it won't be possible cus her father is irresponsible and her mother is late, her family members got their problems to solve, and so on

Now she's with me, a good girl tho but the emotions are long gone..

Ever since the incidence it has never occurred to me to say to her "I love you"

I like her on personal level bn a good girl and hardworking girl, she's not materialistic and not a social media type(that is my spec) but the ultimate connection to spark the fire is what is missing
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 10:11am On Nov 18, 2023
theamazonguru:


Forget the technical issue my brother.
Just create the joy and happiness you desire with that woman you got married to.
Yes she might not be sound intellectually,she might not speak good English, she might not be a carrier lady. All that na wash. Your happiness and peace of mind in your home is the most paramount if this woman is giving you just that, please shópé ti é oh.

My colleague a lady is yet to get married at age 45. Ngozi just dey live her life and enjoying her simgleness like there is nothing called marriage in her agenda.

My point is, married or not.
Or getting married to your spec or not Is not the Koko,your peace of mind and personally happiness is supreme.
Forget what the society says.

They won't be there for you to help you go through whatever issue would arise even if you got married to your very specs which might be the society standard too.
How can one get peace of mind when the one u marry is not sexually attractive to you??
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 10:09am On Nov 18, 2023
Tayorshd87:


YES EXACTLY THIS IS WHAT AM SAYING AND D SUITUATION I MET MYSELF ALTHOUGH SHE IS A WIFFY MATERIAL IF NOT EHN I GO DON SCATTER EVERYTHING SINVE SELF ..

IF SHE DEY GIVE U PEACE SHA AND SHE BE WIFE MATERIAL TOO I WILL ADVISE U TO GIVE IT A TRIAL
hmmm

This life sef, embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

I lose appetite cus if this everyday
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 10:07am On Nov 18, 2023
Tayorshd87:


Sure na 😂😆 Abi u don get another wife for me?? 😆
grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin City by tonicyril: 2:57am On Nov 18, 2023
isacolukay:
Hello guys.
I just got a new job and I was posted to Benin City. I would be glad if I can get advice on locations where I could stay (that has light, water and is secured), places I should be wary of visiting and things to expect generally as a newbie in the town.
I have never been to the city before and I'm a bit scared owing to the news of bad boys prevalence in the town.
U funny...did u mention water? As if we have water system in Nigeria...

Where to live depend on ur work place, but I am sure ur work place will be around any of this place...
Ring road
Sapele Road
Akpakpava
Forestry
Airport road
Mission road

So be expecting bogus house rent here grin
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 2:41am On Nov 18, 2023
Kobojunkie:
What you described is more common than not and applies as far as both men and women alike. Why do you think mass Weddings are all the rage in the Northern parts of the country? grin

The funny thing about it all is that she may feel the same way about your person. Good luck! lipsrsealed

This is the very first time I will be agreeing with you on a topic and coincidentally it happened to be mine...

At the emboldened, I think u re right 80% because of some of the attitudes she exhibit.

Imagine bn in a house with ur man and says u need to watch a porn to get ursef on. Lol
We may be in the house for up to a month without having any intercourse., it's as bad as that

But every other areas are perfect 101%
Religion / Re: Vatican Confirms Ban On Catholics Becoming Freemasons by tonicyril: 2:36am On Nov 18, 2023
Abeg who are the freemasonry??

No be bricklayers dem dey call mansory??
So wetin freemasonry mean abeg?
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 2:30am On Nov 18, 2023
Tayorshd87:



In d olden days ur parent might bring his daughter to my own son to marry and yet they will live till old age ..

So what's d big deal in just marrying anyhow??

The once that did court wedding and big party for d celebrations too no dey divorce 😲😳

My brother marriage no get actually formula like mathematics jare
bro I am in a situation like you...

Tho yet to tie the knot but hooked already..a no dey feel this girl at all but she's a good girl, just that I am not connected to her both emotionally and sexually despite her bn sexually attractive embarassed embarassed embarassed
Events / Re: About To Cancel A Marriage Scheduled To Hold On Sunday. by tonicyril: 2:09am On Nov 18, 2023
Tayorshd87:


YES u may be correct because the issue of getting a wife and a woman u can settle with is more than just financial commitment.. I was in a similar shoe some years ago until I made up my mind just to impreg6a lady I don't really love but just normal likeness Al because I need a child 🙁☹️


my brother ur money doesn't determine u marry d woman of ur life or rather have d love of ur life sometimes u just have to take life the way it programmed urs for u ..

That's life
bro did u later marry the girl??
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Verdict: Kwankwaso Urges Sacked Yusuf To Accept Defeat by tonicyril: 9:43pm On Nov 17, 2023
Nansense people

Why did inec not sign the result paper??

And the funny thing be say na still same inec read the jargons out..

Bunch of fuuls
Romance / Re: Pls what is the best style On Bed? I wanna f..k by tonicyril: 9:26pm On Nov 17, 2023
Shalommy:
Very well.
I will still cone back to u if I check and a no see any pictorial demonstration grin
Romance / Re: Pls what is the best style On Bed? I wanna f..k by tonicyril: 8:23pm On Nov 17, 2023
Shalommy:
Google is your friend. tongue cheesy cheesy
will goggle show pictorial details??
Romance / Re: Pls what is the best style On Bed? I wanna f..k by tonicyril: 8:17pm On Nov 17, 2023
Shalommy:
Monkey style is the best. Oh what a lazy youth! cheesy cheesy
this monkey style sef how does it look??
Is it sa.e with doggy??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Terrorist Who Paraded Shani Louk's Body Killed By IDF by tonicyril: 6:46pm On Nov 16, 2023
MrPOTUS:



Even me dey plan to convert from christian to jew.

New testament makes us weak, we keep accepting rubbish from these head slamming bastards while we look unto the God of Israel.


But see Israel, giving head slammers wotowoto.

If to say Israelis are christians, you think say any of them for still dey in existence?
That is the irony bro...


If to say dem be xtian, dem for don be like turkey
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Terrorist Who Paraded Shani Louk's Body Killed By IDF by tonicyril: 5:38pm On Nov 16, 2023
castrokins:
IDFs Are Unforgiving And I Am Liking It.
they are Jews, only believe in the old testament of the Bible

Wetin dey inside new testament no concern them grin

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Events / Re: Live Chickens Given To Guests As Souvenir At An Event by tonicyril: 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2023
mariahAngel:
No tribe knows how to throw a party like the Yoruba people. grin
If you've never been a guest at a party organized by a Yoruba host, then you've never really partied. cheesy

Here's a bonus: you want to really really enjoy at the party, just buy aso ebi, and I swear, no goody package will pass you by. grin
On top of all the enjoyment, the host will thank you about a million times for coming, and still thank you the next day for the day before. cheesy

You are right about this maami..

The reason we do dhat is because we believe humans are like clothes...
U giving fhem souvenirs is not as important as them coming to ur function, what if they didn't come? Then shame go catch ur money..
That is why we say in yoruba that humans are the clothes you wrap around urself when the need arise, and part of the needs is the function u proposed.

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Romance / Re: My Female Friend Have Japa And Leave The Husband. by tonicyril: 9:43am On Nov 16, 2023
OZIOGU1:
In this life ehh fear women,

I had the intention of bringing this story here since the journey begins but i wanted to be sure that she finalized her plans and actually believe the saying that if you meet a snake and a woman in the room, my guy secure the snake and deal with the woman grin.

My friend is married for 14yrs with no child, all effort to get the hubby to hospital for fertility test prove very difficult, on the other hand she did her own and it was confirm she is ok, fast forward to last year the hubby finally yielded to the family pressure and did the test in three different hospitals, lo and behold my guy was confirmed to have LSC or He can't give woman beans chop, the wife became very sad coz for her if the Man had agreed right from time by now there would have been a solution medically or trad.

Now she confirms to me she wasted her 14yrs with the Man and now she is no longer young enough to even look for a guy to settle with, then she open up on plans to japa last year October, i ask why? she said if she no get children make she get money and possibly oyinbo people no dey despise older a much older African woman the way we do here she is 40yrs. she requested i borrowed her 500k to support her movement i told her i dont have, even if i do i doubt i will give coz i am not happy the hubby is not aware of this plans.

fast forward to yesterday, this babe don move and she arrive safely and she just said comrade as she use to call me (Marriage don end be that), the hubby is not aware as i speak, how can women be this wicked?

I believe it should not get to this level, what do you think?

No be everything dem dey use bash woman....

Wait, wetin the man do e good for ur face??

Just wasted 15yrs of someone else's daughter like that..

I dey dat woman back aswear, I would do same if a woman do that to me..
Food / Re: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by tonicyril: 7:41pm On Nov 15, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I am not concerned about your not eating it yourselves. It is just that you are handing a potential relative of yours out for others to eat though. undecided
grin grin grin

You be way-ray

A no like you atallll grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by tonicyril: 3:20pm On Nov 15, 2023
tiswell:
Coming from a single-mother product
ur useless møthər grin
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by tonicyril: 3:13pm On Nov 15, 2023
tiswell:
you are also stoopid,and ignorant.

Very stubborn goat
Don't think everybody is like ur father grin
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by tonicyril: 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2023
tiswell:
Work on your use of English, that's the problem,not eazi and temi

If u re not a fuul, u should know that niort understanding another man's language is not a problem talk more of just a little misspelt..
Romance / Re: Free giveaway galore by tonicyril: 12:02pm On Nov 15, 2023
illicit:



My foot no long reach like this abeg


🙄

Ese mi o wo bata jije lorunmila nke, ese mi o wo bata jije grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Supreme Court Rules Against UK’s Plan To Send Asylum Seekers To Rwanda by tonicyril: 11:58am On Nov 15, 2023
Ok...

Asylum seekers everywhere..
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by tonicyril: 11:57am On Nov 15, 2023
Their problem, not mine

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions Of UK Households Forced To Unplug Fridge To Cope With Rising Bills by tonicyril: 11:54am On Nov 15, 2023
Whalis:
This is no news as people in UK do not need fridge in the first place. Heating system is the first priority and not freezer.
maybe when ur brain reboot, it will remember that fridges and freezer are used to store perishable goods as well, no be only minerals dem dey use am for grin

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Romance / Re: Trending South African Song Asks Ladies To Go Date Nigerians If They Need Money by tonicyril: 6:22pm On Nov 14, 2023
Prettygirl200:
The person that sang that song is mad, them hear say we dey trade our men? They should date their men and leave ours alone. So they want to carry their HIV infested blood here? Godforbid!!
I am proud of u my girl
Romance / Re: Who Else Like Watching Porn More Than Having Sex by tonicyril: 4:57pm On Nov 14, 2023
Liliantalks:
i have update on this.
oya share us na

Have u bn fvcking rather than self servicing??
Sports / Re: AFL: Sundowns Win Inaugural African Football League Title by tonicyril: 3:35pm On Nov 14, 2023
yungdynho:
Old news
try to dey dey current

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Sports / Re: AFL: Sundowns Win Inaugural African Football League Title by tonicyril: 3:31pm On Nov 14, 2023
Omo
$4m no be moimoi oh..

Congrats to them

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