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texazzpete:I doubt if Christino wants d dude exonerated; rather I think he wants d same kind of expedient and intense judgment carried out on other "known" killaz; without funny political excuses. We all know how political killaz never get that kind of "reverse fibre neck-ties". It's about time other killaz get JUDGED; it might not be DBH (death by hanging); but something to show that LAW still rules. |
My areas of concern are that: Will this EFFECTIVELY serve as a warning (deterrent) to OTHER would-be deadly "pastors" and individuals who think that they are untouchables? Can our judicial system be this "effective" and bring other political killaz to book in this manner? What can we do to ensure the judicial system will not be LATER hi-jacked by these and other hoodlums? Meanwhile, it's a step in d right direction; but I'd have preferred a much-more prolonged jail-term with INTENSE (beyond HARD) labour, then before death-row. We are getting there. . .! |
LIGHTERS-UP. . . SEX IN MARRIAGE What else can I say: Please share with your partner. Good Luck. Sex according to Pastor Khathide (Ugandan) A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex weren't holy. The bible is explicit when it comes to sex. Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!!!!. Pastor Khathide has counseled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him: I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary. Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Hillbrow. Have you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their undies. If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under undies, because their wives hide it from them. Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' joysticks look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone see it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife's toy - she is supposed to play with it. He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day's work. You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can't marry and not have a good time in bed. WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT? Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife? We're all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. This is the "Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth" so God Help Us From The Beginning. TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times y ou told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING, TO M Y DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't come 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 0 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was runny 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on T V Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. A BREAK . . . |
LIGHTERS-UP. . . SEX IN MARRIAGE What else can I say: Please share with your partner. Good Luck. Sex according to Pastor Khathide (Ugandan) A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex weren't holy. The bible is explicit when it comes to sex. Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!!!!. Pastor Khathide has counseled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him: I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary. Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Hillbrow. Have you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their undies. If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under undies, because their wives hide it from them. Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' joysticks look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone see it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife's toy - she is supposed to play with it. He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day's work. You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can't marry and not have a good time in bed. WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT? Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife? We're all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. This is the "Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth" so God Help Us From The Beginning. TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times y ou told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING, TO M Y DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't come 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 0 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was runny 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on T V Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. A BREAK . . . |
LiquidMind:Right & Yes! |
@VOR I must say, very luvly yours was. I believe if the parties will focus on moving to the next level, eg. marriage, then it is GOOD! Cheers. |
@ TOH ThiefOfHearts:Leave Smoking for a different healthcare thread. Cheers. |
@ All Nna men! U people sef, una get plenty time for hand. The babe say she way gbedu any how and whenever she like, make una allow her boh! Them don give am relevant Bible passages, she no gree! Na by force? Abeg, make una allow her to continue her experimentations, jare. I feel that she's kind of not happy that babes aint responding to yarns too, so babes make una express una view. Bottomline: We all know what's right or wrong! Whether we've all had sex before marriage is not the issue; whether we have sex with who we are engaged to or not is not the issue. We all have our individual beliefs. We all know our moral values. If Trini_girl wants to continue having sex with every dude she's engaged to, Fine! The Humanist dude also agreed with her (he even offered pot-smoke! cloud plenty! Sex or love-making aint wrong, its a good way to express ourselves; but every good thing shld have it's limits. Next thing, someone will ask if abortion from sex is wrong. If smoking is wrong. If drunkenness is wrong. If over-eating is wrong. I strongly go with the bible passages! Gbam!! Even if Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication, it is NOT proper. Now, how will Trin_girl feel if she stumbles across 9-12yrs old kids expressing themselves sexually because they decide to get engaged! |
@Fredie The link is a Secured Website, hence the https: that appears there. https://websecure.diamondbank.com/diamondcareer/default.aspx U have to make sure the cybercafe you're using can allow u to access Secure Websites; ask the person who works there, or ask for the administrator. U also have to Accept the Secured Site Certificates that will pop up; if the popping-up of the certificate has been blocked, it might not allow u view the Https site, hence u can't view the DiamondBnak site. U can show this message to the person running d cybercafe. Cheers. Tonyblu. |
Not healthy at all. The odds outweighs the evens. UNLESS: if the two get married later then it's ok; but one person may hav to get a job elsewhere. But it's unhealthy for a fling or stuff. Not advisable. |
Guys, Try this link: https://websecure.diamondbank.com/diamondcareer/default.aspx I used it to apply for my pple. Cheers. |
Well, I ain't for Death Sentence; So I'll stick with LIFE jail Sentence, with INTENSE (not just hard) LABOUR! This shld serve as a warning to us all follow-follow Christians. When an individual or "pastor" begin imposing judgment on the congregation. Pple shld run for their lives. The Jesus Christ I know NEVER really judged anybody, rather he was alleviating the suffering of the pple, healing pple, raising from d dead, teaching the Good-news, awakening our minds & souls to the Love of God. Jesus preaches LOVE. Certain "Pastors" of these days often preached their own messages. That guy doesn't deserve the word "Reverend" at all. He shld be a "Devilend" This shld serve as deterrent to other Pastors & preachers alike. Good day. |
True talk MamaJama! |
Just thot I shld update this: I just found out that 25 days after the recent Passing-out parade held 15 Dec, 2006, the graduating Police guys are still at the Police College Ikeja; awaiting to be Posted to their various locations of assignment. The New intakes who are meant to resume this week have all being SLEEPING in Dining Rooms, Open field, parade-ground, etc. Why? You may ask, ? Since the graduated set are still occupying the hostels, these newbies have no option but to find a way to sort themselves out. So many of us used to watch POLICE ACADEMY, with Mahoney, Capt Harrison, those days, why can't our Policemen be motivated in that manner in the Police Colleges. Need I mention the meagre allowance they receive, all the deductions made on this meagre allowance and the pathetic situation the ladies and men have been put through these past 8 months? Should I highlight the sour attitudes of their senior officer who can even treat these boys as fellow human beings, with dignity, respect and understanding, not to mention having not deemed it fit to a relate with, and/or address the boys during their training. Tomorrow, we'll expect these boys to stand out there and fight crime, but they are not given the moral support they need at this early period in their chosen career. Leadership should be by example; not by mouth-service. If we want the Police to give their BEST, it's about time we gave them the best the Police, Nigeria and All of us have to offer. Na wa! { I NO BE POLICE SHA, I be concerned Naija-rian } |
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History Class of Present Naija: When I was taught Social Studies & History at Primary & Secondary school levels respectively, I often admired "OUR HEROES PAST. . ." Let's picture this: In the near future, our children are going to be taught very strange things in the Social Studies and History Classes about the 1999 - 2007 era. VIZ: - The guvnor that dressed as a WOMAN to escape the British police. - The Godfather that SELECTED & RIGGED his candidate into office and later got booted from the Govt House. - Public officers and politicans who loot money and dump in foreign countries. - A police Inspector-General who looted so much funds BUT was jailed for less than 6 months. - The police service that gets paid the lowest wages in the system. - The House of Assembly members that meet in hidden Hotels outside their states to impeach guvnors, at past midnite. - The Judicial system that encouraged MID-NITE Impeachments. - The Legislators, who threw chairs, punches, etc during sessions. - The Legislators, who voted millions of money for housing, car-loans, etc. - The President and Vice-President who throw "yabs" like children struggling for mango. - The Senator and his boss (pres) who cunningly and quietly supported 3rd term. - Guvnors who do virtually nothings in their states (except for Looting) BOLDLY come out to campaign for Presidency without any conscience or shame. - The Power sector that perpetually "HOLDs" Power in black out. - NNPC/Refinery: A country so blessed with Crude Oil, imports finished products and cannot set up functional refineries. - Groundnut, Cocoa, Coffee, Kola, Palm-oil, Cotton; etc that used to provide for us; and which still sustains many nations are long forgotten. - The Fire service that either has no vehicle, no fuel, or NO WATER! - The rail system that is rusty. - The Road networks that are death-traps. - The Highways that are single-laned. - The Works & Housing Minister who dissolved millions of Naira without fixing the roads. - The Terror of Bus drivers in Lagos and on the roads. - The menace of Bikes/Okada in Naija. - The Airline system that is "scary", turbulent and hopping. - Airline operators that use "tokunboh" parts to repair Aircrafts. - An Education system that is comatose. - A university graduate that cannot compose a "neat" sentence; nor defend his/her degree. - A university system where students use money (& other "things" to settle for scores, grades, etc.- Overflowing prisons, whc most politicians failed to renovate, bcx many may end up as in-mates SOON. - The LIST is endless . . . This year, Nigerians are going to RE-WRITE the History of Nigeria. We WILL NOT allow LOOTERS to RIG themselves into Leadership seats! We have to use our Conscience as VOTING NIGERIANS who have realized that MOST PRESENT-DAY POLITICIANS are only willing to get "SELECTED or ELECTED" at all cost so as to FILL THEIR pockets and do nothing for OUR BELOVED COUNTRY - NAIJA! And if I may ask: Have u registered as a VOTER?! We need your VOTE because it will count to make Naija (Nigeria) the place we want it to be! We can’t tolerate any more political hoodlums/looters on seat. There is a VOTER's registration point next to your house. Get Registered Today! We have to leave a LEGACY for our children, for the future! I BELIEVE IN the NIGERIA-PROJECT! DO YOU ? ? ? |
For 6 months, they had been in training! And on graduation on Friday 15th Dec, 2006, they passed out of the Police college. Allowances and other accessories were not given to them, infact they had to buy a lot of things out of their pockets, such as the metallic NPF tags, booths and other accessories, which were supposed to be given to them FREE! And they have been TRAINED. . .! Trained for WHAT. . .? You definitely guessed right. . . . . . . . . . , Twenty-NAIRA! These are young persons, who joined the Police freely and ready to risk their lives for the country, yet the Police Administrators did not deem it fit to at least, while at the college, make things as comfortable for them as the training could allow before throwing them to the "wolves". With this type of treatment at the TRAINING level, already the self-image and personal ego factor had already been tampered with. Your guess is as good as mine who now stands at the receiving end of the policeman's "transfered aggression" - THE GENERAL PUBLIC. This goes to further highlight the URGENT need for an improvement of the welfare package of the policemen at all levels, and create avenue to give them a level of self-confidence, build-up their morale. Give them a sizeable take-home pay-package; let them feel their welfare is being taken care of, so that they wont have any excuse to be corrupt. We all recall the Tafa Balogun loot story. Time for that change is now! We cannot continue to have the police treated this way. |
Let the Younger ones have a go at the helm of Leadership in Nigerian Presidency. With the on-going in this current Administration, I have noticed that most of the appreciated, laudable achievements were by the younger individuals. Soludo (CBN), Akinyuli (NAFDAC), Ezekwesili (Education), just to mention a few of these dynamic achievers. As we are being Cajoled into the 2007 polls, we should among other criteria, select individuals who are YOUNG, credible and who have proven leadership abilities. Not meaning to campaign for any one here, but I strongly think the persons of Utomi, Okotie and many more WHO HAVEN'T BEEN "corrupted" at any point by the Nigerian political methods should be given a chance. For once, let those who have been in the political corridors in one-way or another; let all those fake, "promiscuous" persons give Nigerians a break, let them take a back-bench and for once be observers such that we can try other honest methods of getting things done. I believe that with the outcome of the 2007 polls, Nigerians are going to start seeing that things can still be done the right way. There will be a turn around! Compliments of the Season. Tony James. |
I have always wondered when we will have DYNAMIC politicians who don't seem to have the EOTM (ie Eye On The Money) syndrome. Then I heard of Pat UTOMI! But I need to be convinced that he can deliver. . .! I don't mean CASH, I mean deliver all the good things we need to move NIGERIA forward!! I am awaiting feedbacks . . .! Cheers. Tony James. www.patutomi2007.com www.patutomi2007.com |
Thot someone might need this: Guardian Tuesday December 5, 2006; page 42. (Applications to be received within 4 weeks) Send written applications, resume and photocopies of certificates addressed to: The Senior Administrative Officer Human Resources Dept Abuja Clinics No 22 Amazon Street Minister's Hill Maitama PMB 515 Garki, Abuja. Various vacancies: 1. Clinical Services 2. Nursing Servicies 3. Administration/Support Services Administration/Support: Head of Admin Procurement Officer Business Performance/Development Manager Corporate Relations Officer Managed Healthcare Manager Legal Officer Health Records Officers Medical Secretaries Managemenr Accountants Senior Accountant Disptach riders Biomedical Engineer Assistant System Network Administrator Software Programmer Computer literacy is an added advantage to all the positions. email: info@abujaclinics.com website: www.abujaclinics.com I wasnt able to see d career section at the website, so u may have to look for the newspaper directly. Cheers. . |
@lagbaja: In a way, I agree with you. Tony. |
(I might be almost one year behind schedule on this post . . . ) But let's hope he/she doesn't have your own baby and then quit on you. In essences, u may have to pipe-down on the love intoxication and be a little tweeky bit of analytical. Why did she/he stay with the initial partner? what happend? what are the chances it won't recur? I aint saying "NO, I wont", but I'll appreciate a full detailed explanation of the details. I dont want to be taken un-awares when tomorrow comes and the real-parent issue pops up to haunt the child. Love, though not always blind, can overlook lots of things. Cheers. Tony. |
HMMMM!, hmmmm! Well . . .? |
(An email sent to contact@inecnigeria.org) Any concerned person at INEC should have a look at these responses in the weblink below. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-30847.0.html#msg712110 And then truly tell us WHERE WE ARE HEADING TO? Is INEC for real? Is the present INEC chairman dedicated to ensuring smooth elections in 2007? Are the persons currently in govt ready to allow other individiuals to come and make their own inputs at Governance? Is Nigeria meant to be rules by a select few? The questions are Limitless . . .? Tony James. |
Just asking: Does anyone know where I can find the Voter's Reg at Agege or Ikeja. I've been searching and no one seems to know. I want to register - oh! Tony. |
Nice to know u r interested. I'll try to post the outcome and other details on this forum. Meanwhile, u may check the website if any info will be posted there. Cheers. (Health always means Wealth) |
The Pharmaceutical Society of Nigeria (PSN) holds her Annual National Conference captioned: Eastern Heartland 2006, 79th Annual National Conference This meeting will involve all Pharmacists in the Country and beyond; including Pharmaceutical Companies, Hospital & Clinical Pharmacists, Administrative Pharmacists, Academic Pharmacists, Lady-Pharmacists, Industrial Pharmacists, Pharmacy-Marketers, Community Pharmacists, etc. Non-Pharmacists and members of the General Public are also invited to this remarkable meeting of the DRUG_MAKERS! There will be symposiums, deliberations and you will get free counseling, general information about any & all types of drugs, medications and disease conditions, among others. There will also be tour-of-exhibitions stands. Come and get informed. Details: Theme: Harmonising ECOWAS Pharmaceutical care policy: A road map to improving patient care. Venue: Imo Concorde Hotel Owerri, Imo State Date: Monday 20th - Friday 24th Nov. 2006 Website: http://www.psnnigeria.org/news_contents.aspx?read=4 YOU ARE WELCOME! |
@CheeMoney, Good talk, a change of name should be implemented for Baba. @All Lagos-Benin road actually needs to be looked into urgently! May I suggest that a smooth, functional by-pass be constructed WHENEVER the repairs start to ease flow of traffic, as done with road repairs elsewhere, rather than allowing work and motorists conflicting, causing more delays in the traffic. And isn't it about time we had a Speed-railway system like it's done in other places? Abi are we meant to see such only in movies? Haba! |
@tayoslim: This may interest you: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-23891.0.html About the GSK interview . . . |
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to settle for scores, grades, etc.