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jemype:
apply wisdom

That is exactly what I did ...it will be stupidity explaining this so the best thinas your parent

fineguy11:
so he won nobel price for lit; by writing overated books...pls go for check up..

But that is a fact ....he introduced cultism...he is such an asssshole

adedayourt:
are u sayin ur boo aint got a fresh one

Those are tested and trusted. ...do u know the grip of an 18 yrs Toto...that is great with standard breast ...

You will understand me

nwaanambra1:
Chhaaiiii!!!! Nairalandersssseeeeehhhh!!!



This poster is madtttt!!!!



but sha to clarify, IKPU is farrrrr sweeter than OTU!

The comparison is like eating a semi-ripe mango compare to eating a fully ripped mango!


IKPU - is the ripe mango!


but sha! the taste of the pudding is in the eating! you will never know the difference until u eat both!


But am not saying the OP should chop his moda inlaw's kpomo ooo!

Gbam..you know whatsapp..udo do

Ikpu is the finest ...juo okeipku

adedayourt:
oh i seee nw i get.
pik ur fone nd dial ur boos num den

That's it...OK but weather ..I need a fresh Toto from oven

banggy:
I think they deserve to apologise to Tinubu, He made them who they are today..... U dont bite the finger that fed you

Tinubu na God .

dayo23:
: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/apc-crisis-party-demands-apology-from-saraki-dogara/#sthash.kkTuHrx8.dpuf

For what ....
As what ..

From www.itedgenews.com



Lack of political willpower and shortage of fund both connived to deny Nigeria the dream of meeting the digital migration deadline of June 17.

“The country’s leaders demonstrated no commitment and provided no fund to actualize the target,” the Head of the DigiTeam, Edward Amana, told the global audience that attended the just ended CTO Forum in Abuja.

Nigeria plans a new target date of December 2017 but that will only be feasible if the new national government now led by the former opposition party commits funding and willpower to the process.

Not only Nigeria failed to meet the June 17 switchover date set by the International Telecommunications Union (ITU) for member countries to migrate from analogue to digital broadcasting. Virtually all of Nigeria’s neighbours within the ECOWAS also failed to meet the deadline which has provided a somewhat soft landing for  Africa’s biggest economy to work towards the 2017 new date.

The National Broadcasting Commission (NBC) which is responsible for country’s switch programme said the inability of Nigeria’s neighbours to meet the deadline has provided some sort of grace. The NBC notes on its website:

“In the digital broadcast environment, digital transmitters are protected from interference from signals coming from analogue transmitters.  Therefore the main consequence is that if our analogue transmitters should interfere with the signals of any digital broadcast in any of our neighbouring countries, we can be forced by the ITU to shut down our own analogue transmitters. If, however, a digital transmission from any of our neighbours should interfere with any analogue broadcast in Nigeria, we do not get any protection.  However, the chances of any of that happening are very slim since none of our neighbours is likely to meet the date.”


WWW.ITEDGENEWS.COM

Neplusultra:
Exactly wot i mean! Det are evil! Ha joo njo iru na njo obi!!!

Hmmmm okwu ha adighi ekwu ya ekwu ...I have learnt to ignore and move on ..esiri ha ike ..majority though not all

jemype:
what does anioma mean?

Ask your mum she will explain it for u

pazienza:
Yes, freedom from negative energies of envious Nigerian groups with their PHD and crab mentality.

Having a real nation built around common Ideologies and goals by a people United by a common native language, culture and ancestry. A real nation, not a geographical expression.

This is the first time you made sense in ages I must confess

Keep it up

jemype:
recently been hearing about moves to bring biafra to full limelight. the only problem I am having is that all the reasons that are being brought forward for the emancipation of biafra are culturally related or as regards issue of the east being marginalised. for the average igbo what is the real gain if biafra actually sees the light as I seem to be thinking stereotypically. pls avoid cultural bashing and just speak for yourself what you think.

Maybe ask your father hope he isn't suffering amnesia like you

Bye

adedayourt:
hw wud funtional prick take away d cold

Body heat ..its simple biology

When animals and mamals are cold they cuddle each other and the body heat is transfered

And we are mammals and He created them male and female

I am no hemophrodite or transgender ..but pure man . so help a brother here

mmsen:
It's part inferiority but it's mainly fraud.

They like hiring the foreigners because it's easier to get kick-backs from them when they are hired and because they tend not to last very long they can keep making money in hidden hiring 'fees'.

Noted

Black man and inferiority... Why white coaches

adedayourt:
take hot tea, wrap ursef in a fur blanket nd av a good nap

Is that all..do u ever seen realize that I am a man with prick and functional blokos ...and this ur advice aint good enough

Lol

dazekid:
Hi, I am looking into buying a converted car(I have two options) but I would like to know what problems they may have or pose and what to look out for and know.

Thanks for your input.


Do note that converted in this context means from RHD to LHD and not a engine conversion.

Right hand is called aka ewu in ladipo ..which means hand of goat

Now you are on your own finally

missKiffy:
This unidentified woman has been lying at Amichi street off Olanikpekun road in Surulere Lagos for three days now. Passersby say they have contacted the Lagos State Emergency service but no help has come yet. They say she is alive but looking very ill. Can we get help for her, Lagos government?

Thus the reason I hate humanity
Don't we have mosque and churches there
Even the op u seff no fit help

Monkeys

urchmanx:
Men your too funny. You are 100% right.

How ..am I not in tune with the anylisis

Ishilove:
So I am Ohu class, eh? Kai, men!

I'm ok o. Long time

Fine dear just cold.. How your side

Mbkite:
chegharia biko. Oge n'aga. Nabata Jesus n'ime ndu gi, ka ighara ikwa nmakwara.

Maka na uwa na acho ikpu

Biko kedu my good friend okeipku

njokusboy:
Hahahaahaha

Na so

Otunbatrafford:
He should send the woman away before she succeeds in setting his house on fire. Nonsense!

Why

The more the Marie

Ishilove:
Haaaa! Tooooony...

You need Jesus

Nne ..lol ...its a pleasure and honor qouting me or you. Which one seff

Ur funny .where did I go wrong is if the definition of ikpu and otu or is it the project at hand

Now the detailed definition
Otu is for 0 years to 20yrs
Ohu is for 20yrs to 45yrs
Ikpu is the height and finest 45 years above

But babe you're in ohu class

Don't mind me ... Life is short so lead it

How are u

PappyMason:
Wole Soyinka is now recognized within his academic circles as a fraud.



Only God know how some people would have beat their flat chests if he was elected.

I like the part when one of the poets said Wole Soyinka is no longer a prolific poet and hardly writes poetry anymore.

Well the reason for his lack of poetry is because he had free meals and board courtesy of Amaechi de Magga

That was known since last century

Amusaopeyemi:
Prof. Wole Soyinka has lost the race to be Oxford’s Professor of poetry to British poet, Simon Armitage.

Armitage, a popular poet and broadcaster, secured 1,221 votes – 301 more than his closest rival, Wole Soyinka.


Armitage was backed by 58 names, including John Carey and Melvyn Bragg. Bragg had previously supported Soyinka, but later publicly switched his allegiance to Armitage, saying the 80-year-old might not “bother to come to Oxford” if he were to win.

He said Soyinka, a US-based Nigerian who turns 81 next month, “has not written much poetry recently and I now wonder how often he would bother to come to Oxford. Soyinka is a grand man and would regard it as a grand post. I also query his age.”

Soyinka had hit back, saying: “How curious that anyone would even speculate that I would allow busy and committed people – friends, colleagues and total strangers – to waste their time nominating and campaigning on my behalf for such a prestigious position if I were not serious about contesting.”

Soyinka initially led the way with the most nominations in the early stage of the election. Candidates need to be nominated by at least 50 Oxford graduates and Soyinka had more than 90 nods.

Armitage will be expected to deliver one public lecture per term, facilitating the “art of poetry in the university” with a salary of £12,000 a year.

Source : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/oxfords-professor-of-poetry-wole-soyinka-loses-race-to-british-poet-simon-armitage/

He is writing children stories like lion and the jewel ....Oxford is a serious place

This isn't Nobel that he won been Western apologist

Where is achebe..well chimamanda will win it

Soyinka you are a politician and a critic you have left scholary ventures so go back to APC

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having issues. His mother in law came to spend some time with them and help take care of the kids while wifey is off to work. Wifey works shifts and is currently on night shift.

Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g wanting to eat from his plate when she has her own food, has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom and on both occasions has retreated with heavy laughter and claiming it was a mistake.

My friend is getting very uncomfortable but doesn't know if to approach his wife about it or is overreacting. Mama has two more weeks to stay. Should he tell his wife or let things be?

Then fucck her ....there is different between ikpu and otu .. The mum in law is ikpu and its defined while otu is the wife own

Ask any igbo for clarification and embark on this project

Ogba nne na Nwa

Neplusultra:
Very sadistic, angry and wicked pple How do u expect dem to live peacefully wit igbos wen dey are not even at peace wit demselves! U can't give wot u don't have!

But they ar the most sophisticated.. So they can make it ...but why the woman Toto...

They left the ynash that fart to knock the head

Neplusultra:
Jesus Christ!!! Why are dis people dis evil! Tufia!

How do u mean ?

phreakabit:
Yorubas are out in full swing today.
Capturing all the headlines.

Lol

How can u expantiate

Janet101:
Oh!Lord Pls save our land.

Are you from South West