Politics › Re: Buhari, Obama, Ban Ki-Moon At UN General Meeting (Photos) by tonychristopher: 9:48pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
So we have ended up having a photo posing dude in short a poster boy as the head man of the country
I wish him well Is he back from Jordan yet ...next will be cape Verde |
Politics › Re: Why Do Yoruba Men Eat More Of Ibo Foods Today? by tonychristopher: 9:38pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
HawksDude: IBO food is sweet. No doubt. One of the many reasons Im considering an Ibo girl for marriage. Yorubas don't have so many types of food like that. They should invent I am Igbo also yes I know our women cook and this is one reason Igbo hardly marry outside to be honest...who wants an oily peppery food...that will be one way ticket to ulcer and cardiac arrest But calabar women cook better or do I say at par I still love efe eriro anyway but can't touch ewedu I think it is just curiosity in man |
Culture › Re: Igbo Men And Inter- Tribal Marriage by tonychristopher: 8:56pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
badnature: @Blaaqkofee most an ibo man married you? don't you have anything important doing? what is your business with who igbo man married? Help me ask her that question ..I have told her to stick to her people .....then she called me a bigot Can you imagine |
Celebrities › Re: Stop Showing Off Expensive Things On Social Media-Police Warns Nigerians &Celeb by tonychristopher: 4:58pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
vodkat: Ordinary LAPD go destroy nigeria army plus boko haram not to talk of nypd
not to talk of LAPD SWAT +SAS na die So LAPD will destroy our army ..the biggest army in Africa Lol |
Celebrities › Re: Stop Showing Off Expensive Things On Social Media-Police Warns Nigerians &Celeb by tonychristopher: 4:22pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
IF YOU HAVE IT FLAUNT IT...WHY DONT LAPD WARN KARDASHIAN AND WEST NOR DR DRE...MAKE THE POLICE GO REST THEY ARE REAPING FRUITS OF THEIR LABOUR Towncrier247: A security expert and Lagos Police Command spokesperson, DSP Joseph Offor says showing off on social media is a security risk and would advice people to calm down on it.
"It's not advisable for anyone, whether you're a celebrity or not, to post your personal acquisitions on social media. Such a thing is very risky. And those doing that will only end up putting the police on their toes." http://www.splendormag.com/2015/09/stop-showing-off-expensive-things-on.html |
Culture › Re: Are The Idomas Igbos by tonychristopher: 12:40pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Hero: Why would those groups deny being Igbo? Is being Igbo seen as a bad thing in Naija or something?  Why don't ask your father that question |
Celebrities › Re: Asians Beg For Selfie With D’banj - Vanguard by tonychristopher: 12:37pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
jethro2013: I hate d banj...he is living on his past glory... He should concentrate on garri that he is selling |
Celebrities › Re: Asians Beg For Selfie With D’banj - Vanguard by tonychristopher: 12:34pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
uselessgoat: UPON EVERYTHING DBANJ DID FOR THAT FLAT HEADED IBO BOY CALLED DON JAZZY, HE STILL BETRAYED HIM THINKING HIS RECENT BAND OF GOD WIN CROONERS WILL GIVE HIM THE HYPE DBANJ GAVE HIM BACK THEN. DBANJ IS THE PRIDE OF WE YORUBA'S UNLIKE THOSE LOCAL IGBO BOYS CALLED DONJAZZY AND PSQUARE.
before u qoute me, tell me any of the igbo singers who can make KANYE WEST appear in their videos if not DBANJ from the south west. Your name says it all Just useless |
Politics › Re: Unfortunately, Joy Ogwu Can't Be Sacked Or Recalled By The Fed. Govt. - Read Why by tonychristopher: 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015 |
obailala: ... and if she's Igbo, what does her tribe have to do with this case?  I now understand your position dear I think it will be good to ignore the messenger and take the message But you have a valid point anyway |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Youths Protest Incessant Fulani Invasion And Intimidation by tonychristopher: 10:15am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Omololu007: what's the business of the op with yorubas? Yorubas must be given the op nightmare But he just reported a story .or are you saying that a non Yoruba shouldnt report |
Politics › Can Buhari Fix Nigeria? by tonychristopher(op): 10:12am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Muhammadu Buhari, the new president of Nigeria, is starting from point zero. The country has all but come to a sudden halt. Schools, hospitals and the civil service have closed down. Shops have run out of goods. The street markets are empty. Most will not see the inauguration of the new President on TV. Much of Nigeria has been switched off. The cause lies at the heart of Nigeria’s failure: the oil management mafia. A small number of wealthy Nigerians and a few outsiders control the country’s energy supply. They are military, civil servants, foreign oil companies, politicians or combinations of all them. Their mafias even have names: the Major Marketers Association of Nigeria, the Depot and Petroleum Marketers and the Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria. For years these mobsters – and complicit politicians – have prevented Nigeria having its own oil refinery, making billions importing fuel and receiving a subsidy so that Nigerians can have cheap fuel (much of it is smuggled to neighbouring countries thereby messing up the economies of the region and depriving Nigerians of the real value of their oil). The oil bosses are now on strike, refusing to import fuel until the government gives them 200 billion Naira – about £6.5 billion. The government is offering 159 billion Naira. Until then Nigeria is halted. Will the lights and mics be on for the re-inauguration of Muhammadu Buhari? They may be in Abuja but will Nigerians elsewhere be able to watch it on TV? http://baobabafricaonline.com/2015/06/24/can-buhari-fix-nigeria/ |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Youths Protest Incessant Fulani Invasion And Intimidation by tonychristopher: 10:03am On Sep 29, 2015 |
jabbok: Awolowo died with Yoruba sense. How ? Lol |
Politics › Re: Unfortunately, Joy Ogwu Can't Be Sacked Or Recalled By The Fed. Govt. - Read Why by tonychristopher: 10:02am On Sep 29, 2015 |
obailala: What has Igbo got to do with this?  Is she not Igbo ? |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets With King Abdullah II Of Jordan(photos) by tonychristopher: 8:28am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Timoleon: what does the pope sell? Oh Jordan sells islam ....now I get the drift |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets With King Abdullah II Of Jordan(photos) by tonychristopher: 8:26am On Sep 29, 2015 |
This dude will be declared president at large
Always on the move
Nyash de scratch am ?
Just asking |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Youths Protest Incessant Fulani Invasion And Intimidation by tonychristopher: 8:24am On Sep 29, 2015 |
IamPatriotic: I'm Yoruba from ondo state, but the truth has to be told about the abduction of Chief Olu Falae, some people are not happy with a Fulani man being their president, he against all odds defeated their preferred and anointed candidate and they are bitter. How do you mean .... Are you talking sense nowv? Bro |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Youths Protest Incessant Fulani Invasion And Intimidation by tonychristopher: 8:21am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Omololu007: what action do ibos take,,when igalas invaded a town in anambra and beheaded ibos,,what was the reactions of ibos? Why call Igbo again na Hmmm Igbo must be giving you nughtamre |
Politics › Re: Unfortunately, Joy Ogwu Can't Be Sacked Or Recalled By The Fed. Govt. - Read Why by tonychristopher: 8:17am On Sep 29, 2015 |
obailala: Enough of all these noise over this little administrative lapse. This woman retires in 2 months, this issue and this woman should be allowed to be. It's good so that Igbo will know how Nigeria is treating then |
Politics › Re: Buhari Team Accuse Ambassador Joy Ogwu Of Sabotage by tonychristopher: 8:13am On Sep 29, 2015 |
wirinet: And that makes you very happy. Why should it make me happy I am just indifferent.... I expected this From what I saw at Obama visit |
Politics › Re: Buhari Team Accuse Ambassador Joy Ogwu Of Sabotage by tonychristopher: 7:36am On Sep 29, 2015 |
wirinet: Do you have comprehension deficit disorder? The report says he was taken to different gates. It was not the same gate twice. The UN building has many gates, only one is reserved for presidents and heads of states.
See how PDP and 5 percenters are ecstatic with joy, you would think Nigeria won the world cup. These people can even commit suicide to make sure Buhari fails or is embarrassed. But the bottom line is that your dude was a disgrace and a disaster at the UN Simple |
Politics › Re: Buhari Team Accuse Ambassador Joy Ogwu Of Sabotage by tonychristopher: 7:23am On Sep 29, 2015 |
wirinet: Did you read the report at all or you are reading another article. It says Buhari went to the venue twice and on each occasion was taken to the wrong gate.
It is now obvious that the 5 precenters are out to embarrass the president and can do anything to achieve their aims. And someone will still criticize Buhari for being afraid ti appoint the 5 percenters in this government. Is he that stupid that they will take him to the wrong place two times? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Team Accuse Ambassador Joy Ogwu Of Sabotage by tonychristopher: 7:22am On Sep 29, 2015 |
OfoIgbo: Was it the US representative in the UN that provided the food Obama ate in the White House before attending any of the UN sessions? The answer is NO
Was it the US representative in the UN that provided the motorcade that brought Obama from the White House to the UN building? The answer is NO
Buhari has shown immense INCOMPETENCE. It is now out there for the whole world to see. JOY OGWU, please keep excelling. Just resign and don't allow yourself to be tainted by these monkey lookalikes. Our daughters Iweala and Oteh are making waves in spite of attempts to rubbish them Don't mind them |
Politics › Re: Buhari Team Accuse Ambassador Joy Ogwu Of Sabotage by tonychristopher: 7:17am On Sep 29, 2015 |
argon500: Members of President Buhari’s delegation to the United nations General Assembly have accused Prof.Joy Ogwu, Nigeria’s Permanent Representative to the UN, of sabotaging President Muhammadu Buhari’s participation, citing glaring missteps that have embarrassed the delegation and undermined Nigeria’s/
The accusation follows curious circumstances in which Nigeria missed two key events, putting its leadership on the spot. The first was a Boko Haram response event chaired by a UN Under-Secretary Mike O’Brien, which Buhari missed completely.
The Nigeria leader, who will speak in the general debate this evening, also missed a meeting with the Catholic Pontiff, Pope Francis, because of his late arrival to the meeting, the bizarre circumstances of which are only just being understood.
Sources within the delegation told SaharaReporters that the delegation also missed at least two other events and has had a difficult time securing full participation in the very important 70th Assembly.
In the case of the Boko Haram event, the sources told our reporter that it was never put on President Buhari’s calendar by the Nigerian mission.
Regarding the event with the Pope, Buhari missed it because when he came down from his hotel suite, there was no car to take him to the meeting. When he decided to walk to the event with his entourage, he was taken by Nigerian mission officials to the wrong gate, where they were denied entry by security agents.
Buhari then walked back to his hotel where, when he got on the elevator, the mission finally brought a car to take him to see the Pope.
Sources say when he made that second trip in the Mission’s car, he was again driven to yet another wrong gate and the delegation was turned back.
Also, yesterday an attempt by the delegation to attend a side meeting where Nigeria was to have declared its support for the “Commitment to Gender Equality” initiative almost failed as the mission failed to provide any secondary party to facilitate the Nigerian delegation’s participation. It took the intervention of the Chinese mission to help former member of house of reps Abike Dabiri and other delegates to get into the event.
And then today, members of the Nigerian delegation led by the governor of Niger state again denied access to another important event, “EveryWoman, EveryChild,” because of poor organization.
As Buhari prepares to speak today at the UN, the delegation also hit a major hitch as the Mission did not process tickets for all members of the delegation to get into the event. Only President Buhari and a few members of his protocol team were accredited to get in the venue. Our source said it was when Buhari finally got upset about it that Prof. Ogwu when out and processed acoustic tickets to enable a larger number of delegates to attend the event.
Apart from the fiasco with accreditation and general conference management, the members of the delegation are also not provided food in their hotel rooms as is the tradition. Instead, they are made to eat at a buffet at the Mission. According to his aides, President Buhari refused to go to the buffet.
The Nigerian delegation is staying at the ONE UN New York, (the former Millennium UN Plaza Hotel), across the road from the UN, and on the same block with the Nigerian Mission.
Prof. Ogwu’s tenure expires in December 2015. Several UN observers blames President Buhari for the mess, he berates the president delays in appointing ministers saying it is a major reason his UN trip failed miserably. A retired Nigerian diplomat told Saharareporters that President Buhari must have seen the folly in relying on unsupervised civil servants to run the affairs of state since he came to power.
Source: http://saharareporters.com/2015/09/28/un-general-assembly-fiasco-buhari-team-accuse-ambassador-joy-ogwu-sabotage They might say anything but left for me ...I am yet to see how buhari will make it...how cab somebody tell me that you have a meeting with pope and their is no logistics that's to me ineptitude How can somebody tell me that the UN is having a session on boko haram and you were not informed I think buhari didn't prepare for the meeting or he stylishly avoided that session Joy has been in UN years so let us face the fact ...the dude has no foreign minister and this is what it brought If he has been a success what are the derivatives from all these globe trotting... Just tell me one Onye cho ebe oga egide aka ma ona afughi ogide ikpere |
Politics › Re: Ezeship In Se....buy One Get One Free! by tonychristopher: 6:52am On Sep 29, 2015 |
patmaine: A lie may travel for a thousand miles, but it takes just one step of truth to catch up with it. The voodoo analysis above can only exist in the phantasy world of ewedu eaters. It's no longer news that Yorubas thrive mainly on an atmosphere of lies, falsehood and propaganda. If the abysmal thinking of the op that assembled the garbage above holds any water why are the Yorubas most vocal against Biafra Yorubas have used every known tricks to attempt to quench the call for a separate state of Biafra. Many mischievous Yorubas have taken to the internet camouflaging as South-South people and South-East people, feigning undying fake love like never before and putting forth baseless theories why the idea of Biafra should not be allowed to fly. Recall that in the heat of their numerous nightmares frustrated Yorubas have created numerous threads on Nairaland in their desperate attempts to stop Biafra agitation. Due to the resounding responses they received on such threads Yorubas had to quickly call for such threads to be deactivated! Fact# If at all Yoruba economy is better than the Igbo economy why are it's people worse hit by the dwindling crude oil prices If Yoruba economy was in any way superior to Igbo economy Ekiti State will not deem it wise to send its citizens to Aba in Abia State for vocational training, to equip them to be able to create wealth for themselves and improve the economy of the State just like Eastern region. If Yoruba economy was superior to that of Igbos why is hunger ravaging its people to the extent that concerned individuals from other parts of Nigeria had to come to their rescue, donating cash and food to ensure that they survive the economic crunch occasioned by low crude oil revenue? And through all this period there was no cause for alarm amongst the Igbos in Igboland. Not even in Abia State where the civil servants were being owed their salaries, courtesy of the State's strong informal sector unlike Osun State where the phantom internally generated revenue (IGR) was a lie of fabricated figures to massage the egos of Yoruba Kingdom. T.A Orji of Abia State was labelled as the worst governor in the last dispensation by Igbos on NL and even in the outside world. Nobody criticized TA Orji and his failure in Abia than Igbos. Yet mischievous Yorubas kept lying to themselves of the sterling performance of Rauf Aregbesola of Osun State who was as bad as T.A. Yoruba media propagandists churned out statistics of how Osun State has blossomed to being able to do without the free handouts from federal government (courtesy of the crude oil wealth from another man's backyard) and yet before you could say JACK the State became comatose and bankrupt. Of what good is the big size of Oyo State when Ebonyi State is more developed than it? For the myopic Yorubas with poor geography of a place they call their 'country' the smallest State in size in Igbo land is about 3 times the size of Lagos State. Find below the desperate attempts in the past by mischievous Yoruba voodooists to portray Yoruba economy as good: 1. "I don't need federal allocation to pay workers" - Rauf Aregbesola (ThisDay Newspaper, Nov 28, 2011) 2. Osun's Monthly IGR Jumps from N300million to N1.6billion in 3 years. 3. www.nairaland.com/2353607/osun-earned-n204- billion-four 4. www.nairaland.com/1439842/osun-state-gdp-higher- than 5. www.nairaland.com/1454198/ict-lifts-osuns-monthly- generated-revenue 6. www.nairaland.com/1311395/opon-imo-launched- osun-today 7. www.nairaland.com/1277864/osun-names-airport- after-abiola Yorubas accuse Igbos of being too smart in business and therefore should not be trusted. The implication is that they unconsciously accept the Igbos as having superior IQ and business sense. And when credible institutions publish the results of their studies showing Igbos as chart-toppers Yorubas begin to search for straws to hold onto to fault the research. You wonder why they become so rattled and agitated at such results. Business is all about smartness and no dullard or book- theory person can do better in a business than a person with native intelligence. Mental superiority makes you want to find your own space. Mentally dull people hate radical changes and want to just keep doing the same thing. There is a correlation between Igbo achievements and 21 billion dollars remittances back into Nigerian economy on yearly basis as evidenced by statistics from Western Union. A less backward or less enterprising group of treasury looters cannot achieve such feat. The Igbo youths are born into a society where they always have to think fast else they will be like Yorubas who live on free handouts from Abuja. Igbos always try as much as possible to excel in their various pursuits in life. Little wonder you see many Igbos competing on the world- stage. Without government connections and patronage, Wale Tinubu, Jimoh Ibrahim, Femi Otedola, Mike Adenuga etc. of Yoruba tribe will be nowhere today, and that's why every now and then you would hear them being linked with one financial crime or the other. Nigeria economy assumed a downward trend when the Yorubas and their Northern co-travellers acquired all Nigerian companies by virtue of indigenization decree of 1972. But they could not manage the companies instead they ruined, defrauded, liquidated, bankrupted and destroyed all the companies - that was the mother of destruction of Nigerian economy! The swindlers indeed bastardized the Nigerian economy. And to divert attention from their ineptitude and crass looting of the treasury Yorubas would use illogical reasoning to attempt to bamboozle other people while pointing accusing fingers elsewhere! After more than 40 years, despite the stolen wealth, the Yoruba land cannot be said to be transformed and be one of the enviest in the world. None of their cities could be likened to, say the least, Johannesburg! Inspite of the tortuous journey the Igbo man passed/ passes through to achieve success the criminal system in place and the Yoruba gang will not allow the Igbo man be. Yorubas are bitter and angry at the success of the Igbos, that they use any given opportunity at their disposal to remind Igbos that they are the ones who accommodated them and therefore they should abide by their dictates, whims and caprices, including being coerced to vote the candidate of the host's choice in election. With all the disadvantages Igbos faced and still face after the 1967-70 they rose from grass to grace and Yorubas are not even ashamed to compare Igbos with treasury looters. There is no law on this earth that prohibits free movement of people and participation in government. It takes a man of courage to venture into an unknown terrain and conquer it. The Chinese are doing it. The British, Portuguese, French, Italian, Spanish, Japanese etc. did it. If the great Roman Empire hadn't ventured no one would have known they were great. Today many American businesses are located offshores in China, Saudi Arabia, Tokyo, United Arab Emirate and they are still venturing out to conquer unknown terrains. For you to be great you have to venture out of your comfort zone. This is the true character of the ever industrious and peace-loving Great Igbo Nation. As of today it would be an understatement to aver that Igbos control 50% of the economy of Lagos and its environs. You see, it pays to venture out instead of lazing around touting and disturbing the peace of the society. Otua |
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by tonychristopher: 6:28pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by tonychristopher: 10:28am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Oga, i am pure Igbo and I do not like what or how people call for violence, I am not pro or anti niafra mind you...what i am against is bloosshed...if Pesuzok: Bros I am Igbo, I don't know why u don't want to believe. What I dont like is how my fellow igbos are going about this, insulting people that have different opinion. The hatred is too much and it's already affecting some Gibson that interact with other tribes |
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by tonychristopher: 9:16am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Pesuzok: You think it's all igbo want biafra. You will be shocked, I am igbo and a Nigerian. Maybe my state or local govt will be Nigeria inside biafra. I have the right to choose where to belong, and I choose Nigeria I know not all Igbo want Biafra I myself is indifferent But one thing is you aint Igbo |
Culture › Re: Igbo Men And Inter- Tribal Marriage by tonychristopher: 9:14am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Notyourb1tch: What exactly is the point of this thread? To bash Igbo's? You wanted answers and they gave you answers but yet you are upset because it is not what you wanted to hear.
The truth is most people prefer to be with their own. There is nothing wrong with it and I doubt things will change. You don't need to stress yourself about what Igbo's do or don't do. If you are afraid to date one because they may marry one of their own then rather avoid such relationships. I just find it annoying when everyone wants to pick on Igbo's and find fault in everything they do.
When whites want to be with whites are they racist? Even Indians themselves to want to be within their own cast. I have nothing against inter-cultural relationships or marriages after all my parents are from different countries however people should feel free to marry who they choose too. If Igbos want to marry within its their right to do so. People need to do what works best for them period. This has nothing to do with bigotry |
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by tonychristopher: 8:49am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Pesuzok: These biafra agitators are not being realistic. Maybe they live in onitsha and enugu and think south south will join them. If you live in Rivers or akwa ibom, you will see that the igbos are not accepted. Do you know that an igbo man cannot buy a piece of land in omuku. An Ikwerre man will say he is not igbo. Even if the south south decides to join, do you think you will see their oil, they will control that and the igbos will begin to shout marginalization again.
I am an igbo, but I don't think biafra is the way, neither do I think that the Nigerians will close a blind eye and allow an igbo presidency, so we need to fight for it politically by making allies and not enemies. You are not Igbo and we know your type If igbos are not accepted in these region why haven't they fought wars all these centuries where do they intermarry Bro we know your not Igbo so find another lie biko |
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by tonychristopher: 8:47am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Uchexxy: nwanna that is d same people ooo Lol...I laugh in Swahili |
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by tonychristopher: 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
martineverest: And u think d oil in ibo head is enoff? You lack that oil in your head Why are you afraid of Igbo leaving oga Are they your god? Be a man learn how to stand on your feet I know you must be Yoruba ....don't doubt and deny this |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by tonychristopher: 9:53pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Cutehector: Nigerian Women
Yoruba
First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.
Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.
Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.
Ibo
First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.
Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.
Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.
Hausa
First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.
Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.
Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.
Rivers State
First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.
Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.
Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.
Cross Rivers
First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.
Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.
Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.
You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me". This is funny |