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Venzal:
On a certain cold starless night, I was in the sitting room preparing for my exams as a secondary school student. Everyone in my household had gone to bed, I alone was awake. While trying to comprehend and cram some stubborn topics and terms, a very cool serenading music filtered into my ears. It was emanating from the gigantic speakers owned by a bar not far from our house.

The music took my mind far away...

All I heard was "I am the one who's searching" It was a brand new music. I couldn't figure out who the artist was (it wasn't until later I got all the details of the song).

Long story short, that song went on to become one of my best ever songs by a Nigerian musician.

It was only yester9t I downloaded the remix he did with Iceprince. And now you telling me this man is gone?
I
What is life? Really, what is life? I can't imagine. RIP OJB, I pray your struggles were not in vain.

Best song ever...

VenusBetty:
though I still have a decade to go, but I wanna learn from my egbons

hmm

Cindy222:
Always alone awww... sorry... where did you relocate from?

*hmm*

08135776413. Abuja friends only pls. Tony

Woow.. I can apply dis on kingcheezypuff now.. . Thanx dude

KingCheezyPuff:
Oh.Apologies.
Well I guess I'll just have ta make moves on em without prayer then bye.

Wateva!!! Feel like kissing u now

KingCheezyPuff:
Actually I didn't... but I think I do now
Tony help me pray

U arecrazy... U think im nt jealous?

KingCheezyPuff:
My toaster.....Trapn.ews? Yeah,I think.

The monicker still dey ur head sef.. Im sure u are praying for him to come back.... Datz wat 'playing hard to get' dey cause... U liked him... As a mattee of fact u still like him... U still want him.. dats why his moniker is still ringing in ur head..... Women!!

KingCheezyPuff:
This,our exchange has been funny from yer first "whateva" ...
...But I want off this thread now.Bye.

How is ur toaster? Is he tired of the race now?

KashyBaby:
Oohh yeah like a K9.... wooof wooof!

Omg!!! U barked? Boerboel

KashyBaby:
No offense, but I smell rat in this thread...

Dog

QueenValerie:
That's right ya'll are experiencin' "hell fire"
It's winter in Texas.

Nonsense

JealousPrince:
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Bros no be my fault naaa, na 3 the girl say make i wear before, na struggle she take let me wear the two wen i wear self.

U with the girl get problem..

Try to glue their dicks to any lady's bum in their front while on the queue... They systematically rub their dicks against any lady's bum who they are behind and often pray for a clumsy queue as the tighter the queue the more the force acts on the surface area of the bum

Why two condoms?.. Na ten u for wear because u wan prevent belle

KingCheezyPuff:
This,our exchange has been funny from yer first "whateva" ...
...But I want off this thread now.Bye.

Wateva!! Why did u change ur moniker?

KingCheezyPuff:
I just said.....because I wanted to
.... this is me "kippin' shut"

Kip shut there and say somthn reasonable.. Why did u change ur moniker?

KingCheezyPuff:
You want me ta keep shut or explain why I changed my moniker………
………Because I wanted to.bye

Kip shut & tell me Why u changed ur moniker

XaintJoel20:
Those that read it should humbly tell me what he said...
Anyway, I guess that dude graduated from IMSU or ESUT... I mean no harm...

Lol... Na Ebonyi State Uni e go be (EBSU)

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]How to avoid sex.

When dating or
When new to a relation
........
Ideally you'd tell him/her
up front, before things head towards sex.,your stand on sex's involvement in your relation.
Letting them know how far you are willing to go with him/her.
And they'd be accepting and respect you and your decision/boundaries.
But this isn't always the case here are some steps you can take to avoid sex.

....Don't put yourself in compromising situations
Don't get into situations where you will easily be tempted.

Avoid going to his/her home and or/your home.
No come "over and chill"
...Meet up for/have dates in public places.
Restaurants
the movies
the park
the beach etc.

If you know that he/she gets handsy when hugging avoid it.
shake hands instead.
or
Hand hug
lace your fingers through his a give a little squeeze.

If he/she
or you can't kiss without it leading to sex,
tone down the passion in your kisses.
kiss on the cheek
nose
forehead
air kiss
or avoid kissing altogether.

But if you do kiss.
person will probably try to take it further.
Be prepared to stick by what you said before.
Do not budge just because they're begging or looking at you a certain way.
DO NOT BE PERSUADED.
If the person is getting annoying about it, stop whatever you're doing and firmly tell him/her that if he/she can't respect your decision (and your body) then you are not interested and you'll go find someone else who does respect you.
Be strong!!!
.( this section I took from wiki because they said it so well)

You don't owe anyone sex.
It's a pleasure you give of your own free will not a right to be demanded.
Not payment for a evening out.
Don't be pressured into sex.

Inspired by the despicable thread created by Mr.Pushplay.[/b]
Nonsense!!

Nons

KingCheezyPuff:
Nope.

.
I said kip shut.....Why did u change ur moniker?

QueenValerie:
Back at ya

kip shut there

mohaMADbuari:
That's his chosen vocation.
Enough of all these sentimental attachment to soldiers who are being well paid for the service they render.

What will you say of drivers who loose their lives while rendering services?
What will say of those volunteers who lose their lives on the course of rendering services even when they are not paid a dime

Abeg make we hear word joor.... if a soldier doesn't die by the gun na rheumatism go kill am??

Are oil workers not BETTER paid? What are they doing?

STFUareyouGod:
Love for p***sy

............... is the root of all evil

mrking3:
Dude you need to fumigate your house and surroundings asap! I just pray the snake hasn't given birth already in your Room. That's how snake and my neighbour shared same room for close to 2yrs! She do have the feelings that something strange is in her house! But never believed or imagined it could be snake! She often think its wall gecko! It was her last kid of 6yrs that saw the newly born of the snake and ran to call her mum that she saw something! The mum saw it and shouted till everyone gathered that morning! They killed the Big Giant snake and about 5 of its babies!! What a Testimony!!! God is Good! The Ijebu man that killed it said the snake has been in that house for too long! So guys especially those of us that lives in a nearby bush, be watchful this period and do fumigate your environment from time to time.

"Guys especially those of us who live in nearby bush".. Bush men abi? Funny dude

Apitch:
How did it move on tiles?
Lekwa nu m anya o

Snakes do

soderican:
Standing on d rock

ROCK OF AGES!!!!

PinkBarbie:
Life's not fair o. When people like us have small butt.

We need to examine......

mynd1:
U r that same guy who insulted me the other day with moniker called (zombienation). Next time u do that,I won't take it lightly with you. Thank you.

Hmmmmm