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Oman again? IPOB really need to join Mark Angel in his comedy skit

But come to think of it. They are actually correct.

Jubril Buhari is definitely in Oman but Muhammadu Buhari is in Japan

But they claimed he was not in Japan. Why were they looking for him

IPOB members seen attempting to arrest Pres. Buhari and subject him to a DNA test in Japan.

According to a new video posted by Instablog, the IPOB members purportedly stormed the Nigerian embassy with Japanese police just to carry out the test for confirmation.

One of them was heard saying "Buhari has no light to sit with Japanese Empelor ", while others demanded for his DNA

The bolded got me cracking

NEPA just took mine too

dirtydiva:
Court marshalling na small punishment nah... Some of them go find another thing to do but if you can gv me their two balls each make I run am rise money then you can bury the lest

Who told you court martial is a small punishment It is a military court to try any erring officer and depend on the weight of the offence which can be dismissal, imprisonment and death.

ManirBK:
Wiked Wike with his Bad mission!
Mosque was demolished and everywhere is quiet, Apostle Sulaiman, CAN all of them are quiet.
If EL Rufai tries the same thing in Kaduna state tomorrow, there will be war in the social and print media
This is not how to be a Nation.

Am not holding brief for Wike but El Rufai had wrecked more havoc than him. Am just saying El Rufai is a wrong specimen for your reference.

Wike's action is condemnable if it garners around religious intolerance.

I will suggest we hear what he has to say about the demolition.

Simplyleo:
Okay.

I wish to appeal to all our ipob members resident in Japan to ensure compliance with this simple and straight order from our courageous leader, ohamadik lamidi cownu presently residing in The UK.

This is a great opportunity to unravel the mystery behind the jubrin/Buhari swap

It also affords us the opportunity to remove his cap and have a closer look at his palms. 
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Additionally, I wish to appeal to our ever courageous leader to be there in person to monitor the degree of loyalty of our members.

Finally, non of us will start screaming "injustice" to UN, ECOWAS, FIFA CAF etcetera etcetera at the end of the whole event, we will not hold anyone or tribe responsible for our actions.

God bless the japan-resident ipob members in anticipation of strict compliance.

As matter of urgency, I hereby and officially crown you as the king of sarcasm of this forum

ChiefkeefGB4:
You forgot he was incarcerated and an attempt made to assasinate him. He belongs in the same league as Fela Kuti when it comes to activism.

To be realistic,NK does not enter the picture because there was a clampdown in Fela ' s house too where people were killed.He was arrested incarcerated.

Small intimidation by Buhari, he compromised, collected money and ran away. If he’s man enough, he should come back. I have been arrested 9 times under Buhari; imprisoned thrice but still here. “You can’t be saying you want Biafra and you are running away from ordinary Buhari , come back. Come back and confront Buhari like many of us are doing here. Abi, you want to achieve Biafra on Facebook?

This clown want to keee me with laughter.

Reno should come and see oo

I don't know why we give all these snakes different names.This is not king cobra but it is a cobra though.

When you think you have seen it all.

Why should that be a news to us
Tiwa is still fertile

It is really annoying, the role army played in this complexity.

Good news

Ok

Mtcheww! I should definitely go and fry pawpaw

That sungalss is 1milloon I don't even like the it.
It looks like a glorified mask.

Ooni:
The person we hate is now the one fighting for us.

Why did you choose to hate him?

No matter who you are or what you do,you can find love anywhere .Congratulations to him.

Khaleell001:
To a large extent I blame the soldier guy.
No human being goes a long time without sex especially married ones.

You can't blame the said lady totally na.

I don't hold all humans to the same standard.
This is biological and not all humans have that tolerance level to be without their partner for so long.

This goes to those women who are willing to.l marry a soldier man.
If you no you can't tolerate it don't even bother.
Just tell him with respect that you can't hold. such marriage.
It's simple.

Bros check am ..The lady bleeped up now.Just 8 month despite the fact that she understand the nature of his job.

This one is serious oo. Meanwhile,one woman that have ten children for her husband waited for 3years without any form of communication

It was rumoured in their barracks that her husband was dead but she kept faith and was prayerful.She said her first son had to drop out from Polytechnic to join the army claiming the burden of the children was too much for her to bear.

After 3years 5months her husband returned from Borno,Sambisa forest to be precise.

I don't know why many of our ladies find it difficult to control their libido.They will still be the one saying"You know I don't like sex" ,yet cannot stick to one partner. Very nauseating attitude.

I wonder the nature of desperation that will make you sell poison to unsuspecting consumers.

I think one of the pair is bent on staying in the union hence application of voodoo

Nemesis909:
Is it not Wike and Woke?

Next it would be Wuke.

And after,all of them will Waka.

Talking as if she's fine. Like that user said"she doesn't deserve a child".

But he's going to spend money to remove those things

It is finished.

That girl is cursed