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AutosRe: Free Vehicle History For Cars From Usa & Canada by topchef: 2:46pm On Apr 30, 2018
Thanks so much @ Cosplay.
An accident that the airbag deployed isn't minor anymore and I think the chassis is also involved.

I was really tempted by the odometer reading but if I'm gonna invest about 6M in a car then it should be worth it.
Below is the picture of what I'm being offered now... Smh

AutosRe: Free Vehicle History For Cars From Usa & Canada by topchef: 3:42am On Apr 30, 2018
Please help me check this VIN... The seller said it was only involved in a minor accident.
1HGCR2F30HA121182

Thanks in advance @ DonnyT.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 31st October 2017 by topchef: 12:30am On Nov 01, 2017
Bakayoko has to be the worst signing in the premiership this season. A huge downgrade from Matic. He has already cost us 3 late goals from giving away cheap free kicks in dangerous position this season. Poor positioning sense, poor anticipation and tackling, poor passing range, gives the ball away in dangerous positions at least 5 - 7 times a game.

Also has a very poor understanding of what his job should be when deployed as the holding midfielder.

Antonio Conte should realize by now that Chelsea has never won a big match whereby Fabregas is paired with Bakayoko or even Kanter in central midfield position. Dude can't tackle to save his life. All our good runs last season was kante + matic in midfield, anytime he played Fabregas + kante, we struggled.

I was almost certain we would lose the moment I saw the team sheet. The team had no balance, too much change at the back. I believed Danny Drinkwater should have started. He offers us the balance that the team is lacking.

I blame Conte for this loss, his team selection was poor. Fabregas is jaded and could use some rest. The team also struggles in attack when Cesar plays as a wing back.

A 4-3-3 formation with 3 central midfielders would have given us a win. And Chelsea should start planning a replacement for Bakayoko, he isn't good enough, lazy to chase down opponents, sloppy on the ball and lack of baseline football intelligence.

If Conte is not vigilant and savvy enough to realize that Bakayoko is an obvious misfit, then I would want to believe that I have overrated him. If he continues like this, being predictable and not correcting obvious errors, then I don't think he can last beyond the next 1 month as Chelsea coach.
SportsRe: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by topchef: 12:30am On Jul 21, 2017
iykebest1:
So you called the bolded a calendar year? My brother, I'm trying so hard to ignore you and your legendary stupidity but my conscience won't allow me.

I'm not going to reply your next post because you ve blatantly refused to learn. I don't educate dummies. Your fellow contestant have seen the truth and had been liberated from the shackles of ignorance that has long been decorated on him.

Now instead of you to reject ignorance and public show of renowned dumbness and kiss the truth, you went ahead to claim his abandoned shackles for your newest decoration.

Congratulations. It's not everyday one comes across a fool. I'm certainly not honoured to have met you.

I'm going to bless you with the definition of a calendar year as your data is only meant for unreserved display of stupidity.
Young man, you can call me all names you want but it doesn't change the truth. It's a well known fact that people tend to call other people names that actually represent themselves.
Don't worry I'm not mad at you, I'm only worried and sorry for you.

I'm wondering why a young boy like yourself will be so angry and bitter. Was at loss whether your bitterness is coming from all the years of suffering in UNIZIK and many years of deprivation.

But just a glance at your poor self showed where the bitterness is coming from.

Countless number of job applications and interviews yet no job . Even common applications for scholarships yet no show.

So the boy is left with no option than roaming on nairaland all day , hopping from one topic to another, hunting for likes and attention .

The lonely boy is stalking little girls and dropping dumb lines like "why are you so beautiful" yet no reasonable girl will look his way.

I just feel sorry for you and I pray that God will help you find a job. So that all the anger, bitterness, loneliness , disappointment and frustration will go away. But before he does that you need to straighten out your head, do some introspection, humble yourself , shed this anger and bitterness and just maybe someone might just help you find a job.

You need to figure out your bearing fast enough cos your family is banking on you to break even and to justify the investment they have made in you. Use your brain and be more productive rather than wasting your time roaming nairaland everyday.

Once, I have confirmed that you have humbled yourself, I might just hook you up so you could get that SMS you have been waiting for. SHALOM

From the snapshot you just posted, it shows you are one of those young lads who barely read beyond headlines. Now let me post something more detailed for you and see if you are cerebral enough to comprehend it. Please read slowly and carefully, just maybe, you may realize that a calendar year has more than one meaning.

SportsRe: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by topchef: 1:36pm On Jul 20, 2017
iykebest1:
now I know why you haven't passed your JAMB since 2007.

I just corrected a colleague of yours in the "I too know" world that season is different from a calendar year and you re here spewing tushes.

For crying out loud, a football season is a combination of months that run in two separate years, hence the 2016/2017, 2009/2010, 2014/2015 etc. While a calendar year is just a year that runs from January-December.
2012, 2013,2014,2015,2016 etc.

You stated 2014/2015 to be 9 goals.
2015/2016 to be 27 goals.
And 2016/2017 to be 20 goals.

Good. Now go back and separate those goals in the above seasons into their respective years. How many of those goals were scored in just 2014? 2015? 2016? Do not add the ones (majority of the 20 goals scored this just concluded season for Madrid) scored in 2017.

Sum them up and be kind to come and share Ur result with us.

Attention to details, understanding the question and drinking more water should be very effective in passing your next JAMB exam.
" A calendar year can be measured by also starting on any other named day of the calendar, and end on the day before this named day in the following year.[1]"

4 calendar years from today is from : 21 JULY 2013 to 20 JULY 2017.


So Bro, stop displaying your ignorance in a public forum... Please learn and live.
Open up your mind so you can learn. Your tunnel and myopic view will do you no good.

Stop trying to muddy up the waters so you can shy away from the misinformation you have peddling around in this forum.

Bottom line, Alvaro Morrata has scored 65 goals in the past 4 years, 25 more goals than you are willing to give him credit for.

So, deal with that truth and stop sulking.
SportsRe: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by topchef: 12:15am On Jul 20, 2017
iykebest1:
Yo think you re smart abi?

yo think you re better than the people that saw this post and ignored it?

yo think you re the only one that has access to internet?

yo think you re the only one that has telecom mast near your one room "face me I face you" apartment, that guarantees steady network?

you know what? yo ain't smart at all.

And next time before you do a free show of your ignorance, read the person's post, understand it before u jump in to unruly conclusion.


I didn't say last 4 seasons.
the post was clear. Last 4years. last four calendar years.

except you don't know the difference between a season and a calendar year.

now go back to your Google and check again
remember to drink more water before replying this post again.

bye Mr. Know it all
Bro, be gracious enough to accept the correction you were given.

The statistics you are throwing around is completely wrong and misleading.

Just accept that maybe you made a mistake.

Please, what exactly do you mean by 4 calendar years ?

Alvaro Morrata joined Juventus in 2014, and scored 27 goals in his time there, scored 20 goals mostly off the bench last season.
(1.) 2014 season - (9goals)
(2.) 2014-2016 (27 goals) in Juvetus.
(3.) 2016/2017 season 20 goals.
(4.) SPANISH national team- 2014 - till date 9 goals.

9+ 27 + 20 +9 = 65 goals scored in the last 4 "CALENDAR" years.

PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!!
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by topchef: 2:23pm On Mar 29, 2017
LortExchange:
It's Lent.
No better time for Confession than this period.

I am Peteruyip

I want to apologise to Saintiflex, eliteweb and crazo, not because I envisaged what happened but for causing them some amount of pain.

Thanks for accepting back your bitcoin, with an amount of loss

I didn't send any fund as claimed, cos my usual buyers disappointed me. Unfortunately too, I'd used up all, I mean All the cash in my accounts early on.

That week was a challenging week for me, lost a major supplier cos he was uncomfortable with the inconsistencies in bitcoin price, and rather chose to do perfectmoney at a higher price than I was offering him.

'cash will soon hit my account from my partner' was Wat I had in mind, till dusk and then dawn.

I said 'I've paid' just to keep u calm, and you too believed cos it wasn't your first time dealing with me.

My hardly fought reputation was dragged in the mud when you went on nairaland. My temperament didn't help matters too.

I'm sorry.

Thanks to Uncle 3rnest for ur support.

Perhaps this forum should have 'council of elders group with 3rnest as chair grin', where matters are first ironed out before they are brought to the open. Responses here make matters worse at times.

The man wey sey I owe am 500k should call me asap grin
Btc bitcoin
I have been quietly observing events here.

Oga , the simple fact that of all the men here , you could consider that boy Ernestt as an elder shows that you are not serious and you should not be taken seriously.

For you to even consider him as chairman of elders forum is an insult to every member of this forum for which I demand an apology.

This single action of yours showed that you have not truely repented but that you were brought out of your shell by hunger.

What nonsense !!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by topchef:
Very boring show.
SportsRe: NFA Election:amaju Pinnick Win Election By (32 Votes. by topchef: 5:18pm On Sep 30, 2014
Congratulations to him
SportsRe: (breaking News) Amaju Pinnick Won The NFF Election by topchef: 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
Wow, congrats to him.

First time I 'm hearing such name in football related matters.
RomanceRe: 38 Facts You Should Know About Loneliness by topchef: 10:23am On Sep 28, 2014
Yet another 1000 facts. Una no dey tire ??
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes Criminal Justice Bill, Confirms Nweze Supreme Court Justice by topchef: 5:46am On Sep 26, 2014
Nice one by the senators. Hope the law is applied sensibly and not used by the judiciary to free criminals who have friends in the corridors of power.
CelebritiesRe: Governor Rochas Okorocha Riding a Bicycle In Owerri by topchef: 2:01am On Sep 24, 2014
Rochas is really a clown ... Smh
PoliticsRe: Ban On Police Road Block Still In Force- Source Iinda Ikeji by topchef: 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2014
I doubt if they can ever dismatle their roadblocks in the south east.

From bridge head onitsha to owerri , u 'll see nothing less than 20 roadblocks in a distance less than 50 km
PoliticsRe: Ban On Police Road-blocks/check-points Still In Force - IG Of Police by topchef: 3:41pm On Sep 21, 2014
Ok oh
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by topchef: 9:10pm On Sep 02, 2014
[quote author=KweenCee][/quote]Yes ! , your fiance/ fiancee is considered an immediate relative by the US consular.

While filling your DS 160 , you would see a highlight beside that question. It clearly states that your immediate relatives aside your parents may include your fiancee/fiance , wife, child,sibling .
Hope I have been able to help , and hope it's not coming too late either.
If you have already submitted the form, u could quickly fill another DS 160 form as you would be deemed to have lied when a future immigrant visa is filed for you.
RomanceRe: How Lola Brought Charm From Ijebu To Nnewi !!! by topchef: 4:12pm On Sep 02, 2014
Good story and nicely told .
HealthRe: Federal Government Has Reversed The Suspension Of Residency Training Programme by topchef:
hardbody: What you will never read or hear is the amount of pleas and begging that went into this. The 'Doctors' were brutally brought to their knees and made to carry placards so as to win public sympathy. By now hunger for don begin kill so many of those trial and error wanna be physicians. Mtchewwww

So how the strike go?
Dumb!!
HealthRe: Breaking:- FG Sacks All Resident Doctors by topchef:
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HealthRe: NMA Press Release On Ebola Management And Strike by topchef: 12:55pm On Aug 10, 2014
Nice one by the doctors, this is quite a diplomatic approach to the wole ebola epidemic.
PoliticsRe: “HAND OF GOD” Prevents Rocket From Striking Israel by topchef: 10:45pm On Aug 06, 2014
meforyou1: This one is tales by moonlight. Coming from people murdering thousands of innocent Palestine civilians
What do you think would have been happening in Isreal if isreal does not have iron dome ? I bet you hamas would have killed up to 10, 000 civilians going by the number of misiles they fire a day .

Mind u hamas brought a whole lot of civilian mortality by using her people as human shield . They set their bases in schools and high density neighbourhood. So try and look at the bigger picture.

It is only a fool that will go into a fight with someone 100xs stronger than you .
PoliticsRe: Impeachment: You Are Sufferring From Boomerang: APC Jabs Nasarawa Lawmakers by topchef: 9:08pm On Jul 31, 2014
One week one trouble
HealthNigerian Nurses Thrown Into Confussion Concerning Doctor's Strike by topchef(op): 11:59pm On Jul 27, 2014
Hassan Zaggi Correspondent, Abuja


Following the warning by nurses for the Federal Government to be careful in meeting the demands of the doctors so as not to complicate or worsen the situation in the health sector, which they said may be uncontrollable, the Minister of Health, Onyebuchi Chukwu, has advised the nurses to be patient for the government to reach an amicable resolution with the NMA before thinking of the next line of action.


Chukwu, who was fielding questions from Sunday Independent, said, “The nurses should be patient to see the outcome of our negotiation with the NMA.


“I assure you that all parties will be happy at the end of the day. What we are after is to bring lasting peace to the health. They should be patient.

“I believe very soon we will see the end of this recurrent strike in the health sector.

“I appeal for all cooperate and support the government in its effort to provide affordable and qualitative health services to the people.”


Meanwhile, there are indications that the strike currently being embarked upon by the medical and dental practitioners under the umbrella of the Nigeria Medical Association (NMA), may have caused a sharp division among nurses in the country.

The division became more prominent a few days ago, when the General Secretary of the National Association of Nigeria Nurses and Midwives (NANNM), Yusuf Badmus, in a statement, advised patients to attend and patronise government hospitals despite the fact that doctors were not on ground to attend to them.


Some of the nurses who volunteered to aired their feelings to Sunday Independent in Abuja, described the advise by badmus as “suicidal and with deadly repercussion to the patients.”


A nurse at the National Hospital, Abuja, who pleaded anonymity, said that the advice by the NANNM leadership was “self glorifying and high level pretence”.

“I do not agree with the call by our leadership that patients should come to the hospital regardless of the strike being embarked upon by doctors.

“It is unfortunate that some nurses want to arrogate to themselves the role of doctors.

“Let us not pretend to do what is not our own. There is a difference between our training and that of doctors and there is a limit that a nurse can attend to a patient, especially at the tertiary healthcare level like our own here,” a senior nursing staff at the National Hospital, Abuja, who pleaded to be anonymous told Sunday Independent.

http://dailyindependentnig.com/2014/07/doctors-strike-minister-pleads-nurses/
PoliticsRe: Radison Blue Hotel Opening In Anambra by topchef: 2:44pm On Jul 19, 2014
Nice one from the governor.

He seems to have hit the ground running.
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by topchef:
Pls b/w emirates and etihad . Which is a better airline to dubai.
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by topchef: 8:48am On Jul 07, 2014
Phema: Yes! She was correct. The visa category is B1/B2, while the subclass is B1. When filling you form, you will pick B1.
Thanks a bunch
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by topchef:
Still expecting a reply from the experts in here
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by topchef: 8:32am On Jul 07, 2014
Hello house, please I need some help. I am filling DS 160 form but I have a little confusion.
I am attending a conference so I believe my visa category should be B-1 . however while making payment at a GTB branch for visa fee on friday, the cashier suggested that the visa category i should fill in my payment form is B-1/B-2 . So I got a little confused and told her I will come back by monday when I verify because I don't want to make any mistakes.

Please can the bosses in the house tzetzefly , suxe2005 and other gurus help me clarify this issue. It's a bit urgent please.

Thanks in advance.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by topchef: 11:14pm On Aug 21, 2013
Blues for life !!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by topchef: 8:20pm On Aug 04, 2013
Bimp got 10 country votes, feza 3 and oneal 2 .
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by topchef: 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2013
Owlneal saying d eviction is choreographed prolly because elikem didn't leave..... Bitter old man
Music/RadioRe: Which Music Evokes Fond Memories In You? by topchef:
For me it's Daniel bedingfield - never gonna leave your side

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