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[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=295555.msg4176007#msg4176007 date=1247445341]Blimey you make a good dramatis personae in a movie titled "ALIBI".
Intel from the get together indicated your real life persona is a stark contrast from Sauron._{And FFS,it's confirmed you ain't Magnum.Not that i believed the ish anyway.}
Now i think i am just gonna like you more. [/quote]rofl

Oh she finally joined your Beijing conference Nice one.

lolz. . .we are waiting for u too to join

drama :-x

No2Atheism:
hmmm that should have been off the beaten track from my end, naaa i don't do parties , just not my thing .

So why do u want to see party pichurr?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175973#msg4175973 date=1247444670]Blimey. . . . .I am NOT 17!!!!
Peroxide-bleached hair, rings and tattoos??
I am more Lupe-ish than Eminem. [/quote]Lol

follypimpi:
@Tope200i

Sad u didnt show up,wlda Hunt u DOWN.

Lol . . . i know
PPL have been telling me i missed
Well until next time sha

No2Atheism:
@tope nice profile pics, i never   knew u have bleached ur body to become white. Hope the condom the person did not injure u  

Lol . . i bleached o . . .MJ inspired me

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=295555.msg4175965#msg4175965 date=1247444494]Ibo lo wa,it's been quite a while?and why didn't you attend?[/quote]NL is boring now jare  . . .met ur lovely wifey tho pretty
I didnt attend due to some family stuffs that came up

Women are intimidated by attractive men??
Since when?
What is the point of an attractive man who is lazy, proud, arrogant and loud mofo?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175936#msg4175936 date=1247444061]Sued for having 2 personas?
What were you guys really expecting to see?
The Game or Marilyn Manson?
U are not serious.[/quote]Lil wayne

bawomolo:
Obama didn't visit kenya and Nigeria for a reason. fraudulently elected governments.

I concur

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=295555.msg4175931#msg4175931 date=1247443881]No one can tell me Sauron didn't send an alibi.How can someone that abrasively vociferous be tame and quiet?If what i was told by my bro(Follypimpin) is to be believed,you should be sued for having 2 personas.

Great one guys,didn't plan my visit to the UK towards the party unfortunately, but i'll be sure to be at the next one.[/quote]I feel u

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175113#msg4175113 date=1247421865]In this day and age?
I can understand if i am still in college. . . . .but a working geezer like me with body tattoos and rings in ma face?
Chei, i should sue Debo and others.[/quote]Sue them for what .  . . . . .  
for trying to take cover for their lives?

spoilt:
I thought the special guest was going to be the resurrected MJ or something. Who the heck is that guy? Pardon me.

Rofl. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175090#msg4175090 date=1247421496]Don't mind Debosky and Busy_Body. . . . .
I dunno what else to say to convince em i am a complete gentleman.
They nearly strip-searched me for concealed weapons. [/quote]Rofl . . . . .i dont blame them
EVERYBODY visualise sauron has a tattooed, body piercing guy who prolly smoke igbo

Awwwwwwwwwww . . .Glad u guys had fun Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am def going to be there for the next one . . . .for sure

ElRazur:
430pm.
While some of us was playing the Playstation3. . . All of a sudden, the room went quiet. The light start to blink, the ground started to shake and it became windy. I was like "Oh my god! What is happening?" Then I realise Sauron was in the house.

Everybody quickly dived for cover. There was a figure standing there at the hallway in his greasy hair Jerry curls - looking like Easy E from NWA - wearing a t-shirt with the phrase "Straight outta compton" embroided on to it. "Holy shit I said" we all gonna die was my next thought. Before I could finish that thought, he brought out his Ak47 from no where and he started shooting up the place.

There was silence, silence of terror. . . Then he said "Sauron in the House" doing a west-cost "W-Sign" at the same time.



Okay, that is not how he happened, but that was what we all thought would happen when sauron showed up.

How very much different. When Sauron showed up, we didn't believe it. He was mild, quiet and not as we all expected. Phew, what a relief. Lol. I think Sauron's case is a classic "Never judge a book by its movie"

Lmao . . . .
Lord sauron with two horns on his head

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=295085.msg4173137#msg4173137 date=1247356855]well, i have to see the face to finalize my report otherwise u will be classified under "same as the other NL girls" category   [/quote]Tssk tssk
*SMH*

mohawkchic:
~ TOPE2000!

~She needs to lay off the tan,looking orange doesnt work for her skin tone at all!

Ya know

spikedcylinder:
Elenu nla, why don't you like her anymore?

Lol . . . .i used to like her as a person dem dayz but crap fashion sense then but now love her fashion sense n hate her as a person.

this oyinda likes argument ooooooo
are u studying law by any chance?

MRbrownJAY:
so you met her on NL, she agreed to come and visit you in the weekend AND you decided to post a thread about it so that she could possibly read it and therefore spoil your weekend "of love"? or maybe since the minute you decided to meet, she stopped reading NL? or even better, maybe that story is just fable in the sky? highly probable.
get real for a minute.

Obviously shit is smelling in his story.

debosky:
Are you being serious? Report the post if it is affecting your uncle's business on nairaland. 

lolz

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162654#msg4162654 date=1247184779]Tope, fess up.
I am sure u get on HEAT too.[/quote]nah, stuffs like that cant get me sexually aroused but i might stare at the guy n smile tho

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162626#msg4162626 date=1247184303]A female colleague once confessed to me she gets sexually aroused when she sees a smartly-dressed cute dude driving a smart car. [/quote]Dont know abt being aroused sexually but it is SEXY

used to like that skinny bitch back in the dayz

what is it with ppl and bleaching . . . . shey na fashion?

debosky:
Can we please stay on topic?

What did they do to you?

ok ppl stay on topic bee bee

awwwwwwwwwww. . .love nwantin tin
make i leave una

debosky:
Indirectly it does - if you are a suspected spammer you can be banned till someone physically looks at the posts and confirms you are not.
That was the 'off-topic bot/gif bot' 

my friend sharap dia
but let blame it on spam bot sha. . . .that sounds berra

Seriously u need to move on, quit watching his moves n steps

debosky:
Sharrap! 

If the spam bot attacked your thread, you wouldn't even see it in the first place.

i don hear
must have been this spam bot that banned my ip too

blue upset?? nah
it aint in her gene and if she is i'd spank her but seriously

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=293706.msg4151442#msg4151442 date=1247020208]How about the best way to commit "suicide" for a start

And i got one.

Bring another woman home and while keeping an open phone line with your wife,get intimate with her on your matrimonial bed.

It will be so incredulous she'll overlook it. [/quote]LMAO

OMO IBO:
These mods and supermods conveniently delete posts, lock threads, ban username and they blame it on some spam bot.
SPAM BOT MY YANSH!

Na today spam bot start to dey delete messages, ban usernames and lock threads?

lolz