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TheSeeker:
I was blind when I read that and now I'm officially deaf.
If I give you $1M in exchange for her, then that's a swooping sale. Do you agree? If you do, let's proceed to ask the product being sold -- even though I still think you're yanking my chains. Is she for sale really? I no fit lafff abeg

she is o
we are all tired of her at home
our mum cant wait to send her packing, u'd be doing us a favour sef
but u must promise to take very good care of her.

bluespice:
if it was about them milkshakes, u know u own that title

im the one with the ring
beat that!

Argggggggg . . . this is where i need them gifs

TheSeeker:
Nope ,  didn't know that was a lyric. If you think you can estimate her worth, what will you put it at?


Nilk or Milk??  HOLLY MOLLY _{making a Jesus' cross sign on my head and heart rushing to Psalms now k'oju ma ri ibi}

gbogbo ara l'ogun e
na milki jare

just give me 1mil dollars, i go dash u

TheSeeker:
Last time when I checked her worth, she was priceless. So what do we do?

that one lyrics. . . . . u berra talk str8

bluespice:
tope jo ma lo koba mi ahn ahn
iru egbon wo ni wo je sef

fav? it has to be clark kent

lol tubabie at all, its just got. . . .
em tope infected me

but i loff chamo nau?
didnt u steal stephen (my lawfully wedded husband) from me so that chamo could get me?

naah sis, stephen was always mine
but u n star keep flauting ur milkshake at him

190:
Hold on hold on
someone
aint that my chick!

her breast sef don even weak

wich eva case maybe
i still wan suck

death

TheSeeker:
Sorry big sister and where did it say I was toasting? She ain't no 'AGEGE' bread!

Ok! Show a red card and I will see what I can do

Lol . . .i no get red card
Chamo hasnt paid her brideprice yet so she is still for sale
How much u wan buy her 4?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=294491.msg4162397#msg4162397 date=1247180807]soooo funnyyyyyy lol

it's not even abt them doing the wedding. It just doesn't look right being a white wedding. a traditional wedding will fit in the situation better lol
seems to me like the bride went to do househelp in lagos and came back to village with a dream of a white wedding. lol
it's cute in a strange way though[/quote]rofl

TheSeeker:
Yo! Don't be such a grumpy killjoy. 

HA!
See this boy o . . . dem no tell u abt me?
I am bluespice's big sis and she abt to marry chamo so quit toasting

Una still dey toast each other ni?
blue im telling chamo

agabaI23:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0ptwrR_zI&hl=en&fs=1&"[/flash]

enjoy girls!

Preach sis

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=294599.msg4162302#msg4162302 date=1247179899]so, this "spam bot." what is it? and how does it work? 
my post doesn't resemble spam in the least bit. and some of the posts that I saw targeted don't resemble spam either (i check their profiles sometimes when I see that their "last post" on the topic doesn't exist).[/quote]u too like wahala, i will spank ur butt ooo
this ur thread might disappear sef due to spam bot

tubabie:
yeah u know i wonder how chickens do it?

wonders my dear

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162296#msg4162296 date=1247179866]Try foxes or alligators. [/quote]Alligators too shag. . . . .how?
do they have deeks??

Yea.

oh. . . .musta missed it

bluespice:
call 911 tell them im having a heart attack!

*dailing 911*
Hold on tight, they are on there way

davidylan:
They do and infact contrary to blue's claim the are quite a significant number. Most dudes are embarrassed to say so in public so you dont know.

David pls dont tell me u r virgin?
wetin i wan take virgin do?

Try chickens.

lol. . . .triple ewww but come o chicken too shag?

latch:
this stuff ain't funny, I'm happy for them, but feel kind sad

na by force to do wedding?
cant they just go to a registry?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162255#msg4162255 date=1247179377]Lions and the cat family generally[/quote]Hmmmmmmm. . . i dont think i'd find watching lions shag interesting

Sauron is a certified virgin.

*cough* did u say something?

me mod ke?
u r funny. . . i doubt if u'd get any reasonable ansa so quit wasting ur time

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162220#msg4162220 date=1247179009]They are better at it. [/quote]Kai . . . .i better start watching animal planet
meanwhile which animal/s are better at it?

bluespice:
there's about to be a cat fight in this joint! :Pso. . .

Bring it on sis

yeah maybe b4 20, after 20 a very very very very very very small number

I still dont blv male virgins exist sha

sabi u are new here . . .very soon u'd get how it works

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162201#msg4162201 date=1247178820]Didn't he watch Animal Planet?[/quote]Oh i see . . . .so animals shag just like we do?

davidylan:
Being a virgin is not equivalent to being naive. Besides that's what marriage is all about, 2 people learning to become 1. I'm not personally interested in having a pro on my wedding night.

Hmmmm . . .i see ur point but i dont want a virgin as husband . . . . MBA

I NO FIT LAUGH
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

davidylan:
yes! I know two personally. My best friends, one just got married.

Wow . . . .i guess they the dude also married a virgin?
Does he know where to insert it into?

davidylan:
of course not but you can be sexy and decent at the same time. If you dressed with your breasts all popping out be rest assured you're not in the "take home to mama" category.

Typical naija man.

the mods

spoilt:
Davidylan make we hear word.
The same guys that start threads about half naked women are the same that will get a neck dislocation just from trying to pu themselves at a great angle to look.

Rofl . . . .

davidylan:
who's talking about you? I meant the guys who still manage to "hold bodi" in this age of delilah.

Male virgins still exist??

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=294589.msg4162100#msg4162100 date=1247177916]tope, he's talking abt male virgins not u  [/quote]He was talking abt virgins in general . . . . is it my fault that u have popped ur cherry

bluespice:
hey! thats my line

My friend . . . .behave

davidylan:
Wow its very very hard to not fornicate in this generation . . . to all virgins i salute you!

Thank you jare
atleast some1 appreciate us

davidylan:
Are you any better? You're also to blame.  

i am innocent

davidylan:
my sister, see me see trouble o. I was peacefully reading the political news when that picture jumped out at me.

now why do i find this hard to blv?

pinkella:
Words wey she copy from mills and boons, na im dey trip you

rofl. . .