₦airaland Forum

kilode100:
This girl is not fine biko. See as she resemble wall gecko.


Pretender oshi.

hater oshii...aw u be..agama lizard

GeneralBK:
na this kin thing dey sweet the gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado mumuharii very very well see as he rush go front like a primary 6 pupil struggle to get a better camera exposure in his primary 6 graduation group photo

that's why the kunu drinker loves traveling die


Buhari is an economic bokoharam - Sen. Ali Ndume

all this hate for "12 likes", better don't worsen the High b.p u have already..my 2 kobo for you

xxxtedyxxx:
u need to know what stage u tink ur in with her first. Stage one, or rapport? How free is she with u? Is she invested ? Does she call u, start chats, checks on u? Don't rush..if ur not acting like her bf already, start ryt away. If ur desperate, u will lose d convo, u need to get her invested for now, u don't wana ask her.."Will u be ma gf on fone". So be acting like a bf already, if she is invested, she will catch the flow, and dance to d same music. Den wen u enventually meet up, tins won't be look strange or awkward.

she is quite free with me on fone,we are in d rapport stage,i do most of the calling even though not regularly..she sparsely calls me unless she sees my missed call(s)..+ most times,i run out of topics to discuss with her after all the normal how are u, ur day..etc.she is currently offline,so it's just calling at the moment..plssss aw do I step up with her,should I try messages?..thanks man,appreciate

fateemah06:
am new here

well,i'm a fresher here also...stallite in unilorin

Gracias,Op...God bless you

Nasrite:
In regards to d op n andy, na similar tin hapun to me. 1 red hot chick cum beg me say she wan stay wit me for at most a week while she's still searchin for accomodation, i concured wit her n gladly let her in. For ma mind, i don hama, na all nyt duty don jamb me b dat o!!!. Guy, dat was nt d case wit janet as she would deny any glancy move i make... Week turns to month. B4 i knew, it's 4 months witout lettin her knw she's stayin wit a man (guy i no say i Bleep up). All diz while, i was tryin to b a gentleman. Dis kept hapunin up until 1 faithful day....... Crying........ U no wetin hapun??. I jus de cum frm 1 tedious lecture. Guess wat, i met diz ingrate lady bangin wit my neighbour ontop my virgin bed. Trust d poor guy now, dat day was d last day she spent in ma house...... Sum girls emmmmm.

poor guy indeed

fateemah06:
hello

hey,how are U

OZAOEKPE:
"it has gotten to a point where the government announces to us what they wanna ship into this country, I weep for this 'animal' kingdom, are we to start dancing?". Quote me anywhere



Are we to go to the port to welcome the arrival of the goods? PMB is more of a curse to the nation

stfu for once!...leave the animal Kingdom n go to human kingdom...u this fucking bigot

Hello OP,i need your help bad bad,I av been following this thread for 4 months now, I have this girl I just hooked up with,collected her pin from a friend,then her number from her after some chats.we are in the same Uni,bt presently I'm on I.T which I would be resuming by February,but she is in school now tho.We talk quite well on phone n chat when she is online(though she comes online on &off),the problem I am having is how to take it to the next level with the girl now,i want her to be my babe by the time I resume...I'm sorry for the epistle,jez wanted to make it clearer to u.Thanks much in advance

the heart of a black Man

ojmaroni247:
I see no BH weapons der, bow and arrow, choke guns. Its clear that the military jst went to destroy innocent farmers and hunters home, its very normal to see dis kind of primitive weapons in villages,... PLS WHO IS DECIEVING WHO?

so u are blind to see bags of grains of rice stolen n the drums of petrol

halfrica:
Nigerians on twitter av issues

Them dey rep well
Na our real army dey twitter
See as dey forgot to take zero chill pills dey fired back ni sha

reasons i love twitter

it's I.G not twitter #justsaying

politricks:
First of all, it is border not boarder and it's 'know' not 'no'. Secondly, even when the border was closed, smuggling was the order of the day so what is the point in closing it in the first place. Thirdly, we currently dont produce enough rice to satisfy the country's demand so why not achieve that first before thinking of closing the border for good. Lastly, do you think governance is like relay race where you run a little and hand over the baton to another person?.

You are the real MVP,you nailed it...some people will just comment like they've been robbed of their sense of reasoning.God bless u man

examhall1:
Lies, you just acted this with yoir friend.
End Time Nairalnders
#fake life

calm down...it's the #hellochallenge,..nothing harmf
ul...get on twitter,u'll see loads

Buhari is surely the best thing that happened to Nigeria this year....he is also a role model for Muslims in Nigeria, Sai baba!!!

If Dasuki gives us our 2billion USD...will we still be thinking bout where to source funds for this action?...noo

Op....some of your analysis are incorrect, Brazil won this competition Back-to-back in 1997 and 1999,then Nigeria lost to the malians on penalty shoot-out,thats not a comfortable victory as u said

themilanway:
You are smarter than him yet you still remain docile in where ever you are?

Shut up if you can't proffer solutions.

God bless u Man

Firefire:
APC........



Now you are getting our position on APC, the party is a Joke!

U're looking for wailers to join ur cause...get a job,ode

Omg!!....chijiiiiokkeeeee...Man must to make am ,1 way or the other...the presenter did an awesome job there...werey bastard man

Thebachelor:
E no matter who spray the dollars,na who go nack her for honey moon nai matter.
So let the fool spray the cash for all I care.

after honeymoon, who go continue dey knack also matter

DiegoNakel:
Governor of the people of ekiti !!!
Ekiti number one citizen !!!
Peoples governor !!!
Jagaban of ekiti !!!
Two hands up , one leg up . I for put my second leg up but which one I go take stand so I put my third leg up.
Three gbosa for him .
GBOSA !
GBOSA !!
GBOSA !!!

Ode...Jez because u want to wail...u don't know the difference between ekiti and ondo...Take Sense!

ojeffo:
The language is actually what made me get a hard-on weneva Khaleesi appears on a scene

werey yoju ooo...Hard on ke

Harbosede02:
Lol....don't kill me with mentions na.

Watz the reason behind s*x b4 marriage in the first place.


Aving it raw or cooked... That ur wahala.


Meanwhile... I don't still get the moral lesson

go and knack a positive guy...u'll surely get the moral

Dr Kachikwu....pls don't distribute free cylinders bt rather find a way to reduce the price of filling the medium gas cylinders

IYANGBALI:
they have tooked our own

guy, this ur #gbagaun can close this thre
ad..common!!!

Crocz:
Looks like they are both looking to revive their career...donno this british actor, and I know lotta 'em

who ask u

Hannysmilez:
You both are not compatible and i suggest you talk to her about it and the need for a break-up.
Its important to let her know that you're not breaking up because she has a bad character but because you feel you're not capable of appreciating her 'unique' character.

please,what's unique about being in a relationship with a guy for four years n u still treat the guy like poo n u still claim to love him,dts not uniqueness,........dude,just excuse urself from her for a while and watch her reaction,if she comes back begging,tell her all u posted here,if she doesn't, my guy,owoo ti jonaa oo..abeg abeg abeg forget u said that u can't do without her..there are lots of caring and appreciative girls out there...don't tie urself when no one is holding u back.

ECOTERRORS:
I only came to check if PMB's name was mentioned as the invitee

fooool...av u seen him now

mezebel:
Presidor of mouth odour kudos

see this ODE