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If u waste your eyes, recycle am now...

Knowledge9000: Long hissssssssssssssssss! I was hoping to see a picture of beautiful family of Sultan of Sokoto. Wasted my eyes

One of the best we have unlike those spitting trash and call it songs for some confused idiots to dance to. E.g. Free madness, et al

Good job, just submitted a cv

I dey laff in latin... since money dey miss 10kobo neva come my house... missing money no dey miss im way to dem pocket... awon ole[color=#990000][/color]

Romantic ones are majorly womanizers (they can do it to any lady) while the responsible ones rarely womanizes (they know they are responsible to someone) There is nothing you can offer a lady if it can not satisfy her feminine needs (make-ups, wigs, BB/ipad, BIS, curtex, tight trousers, shoes/bags, watching movies, going to beaches, regular gifts etc[b][/b]) then you are not romantic.

One can be responsible and still be romantic as a man, but 99.999999% of ladies dont really know what they want so making choice is difficult.

Agree with poster, Men fall in love but very rarely, because dem don fall tire...
My own is am responsible (ask my wife) so she would never be able to measure my love for her or lack of it. But to everyone around me, am a stakeholder and can go any length to do my part for them. Trust women, they measure your love with what you can offer them...money, attention, listening attentively, dont argue (they want to have the last say and anything you say is the begining of another argument) [color=#000099][/color]

if u dey wia people dey hustle to buy food, fear go catch u.
Long queue is synonymous with cheap price, proximity and finally price.
Dat no mean say some no dey use juju sha...so u got to shine ur eyes

I chop whince? E no go happen for my dream sef...mtcheew

;DJust note the following, some of them might mean the same thing. This is the Ten KOMMANDMENTS Grin

1. God
2. Prayer
3. Respect
4. Fidelity
5. Truthfulness
6. Understanding
7. Forgiveness
8. Industrious - (Man and Woman) - The man should be able to provide for the home while the woman should be able to bring quality ideas too.
9. Koboko. You must know how to make your woman scream i want more and its enough o, i no dey do again.
10. Snail - You must be able to make your man to be confessing of the glory of the Lord when you are f.ucking the hell out of him. You should be able to dig him that he wont know when he will be making promises without you requesting.

SHIKENA its ten over ten Grin

Above these, there is no other law!!!

OMG!!! LMAO!!!
They have successfully confused everybody, To my 9ja peeps idea is need, if I understand wetin u talk, matter don finish,

Sacrifice. It makes u do what is not convinient because it is right and what is wrong because you care. It makes u kill a soldier in front of barrack and damn the consequence. Makes u go hungry because u want to feed someone. Makes u walk in the rain naked because u gave a gave your cloth and umbrella to someone.

WeakCowards. One day trailer go pass btw dem and Fg. I hope next time dey call strike, make Nigerians bone them.

The day I discussed this issue with my girl, she was begging desperately that I should allow her to continue to wear make-up. I think most ladies dont understand that make-up is for ugly people to make-up for their ugliness.
To me nothing compares with the natural African beauty. if I love u because of make-up then I will leave you if I see someone with better make up. Shey-kay-na

Inside moto

Mine was in 2008 Feb. during my NYSC camp in Anambra State, GHAIN came to camp and after lot of talk they asked everyone to come for free test. I walked passed them everyday until one day a corp member asked me if I had done the test just when we got there. I said no, he said he did his own and was negative. Out of shame, anger, frustration etc I agreed to do it. For like ten minutes that looked like ten centuries, I was recollecting all my escapades and silently praying am negative. The result came out negative, every explaination went to my deaf ear immediately I heard negative and confirmed it I never try it again.

The suspense is killing but it doesnt change anything,

I hate it when folks want to practise the kind of love they see in home video,
I would rather be real and date a real person than to pretend and hurt myself
Imagine the kind love wey papa dey farm he come see mama wey dey for river, he come kneel down dash am cocoyam, mama self self come bend down give am water, and the rest na story

No be conditional love like Lagos own

Another news!!!!!

Cautions plz

Just heard from continental fm that the court is still sitting and the case is not concluded yet. They even apologised for the mis-information.
I hoped they have not threatened from Abuja.
Lovers of democrazy better start praying

No nword is ever wrong is the meaning is understandable by the audience.
Gbam!!!!!
Oyinbo sef dey create words from nothing, so what the fuss about.
If there is no exact word look for nearest in meaning. PERIOD

Yesssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just confirmed it from relatives in Ilesa
Everywhere is in celebration mood.

Congratulobia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am confused here.
I played and won some money on rapido. I rarely win gambling right from secondary school, but here am I winning about 3 times. Am not sure if it is wrong, all I know is am never addicted to ANYTHING in my life. I only play when am kinda certain.
Remember, GET RICH OR DIE TRYING

My best friend till date
Homely
Hotter than fire on b*d

O ya na,
where dis thread dey before, I ready to bath wif the person above and even below

Naija ma Naija

Nothing do us, because everything is possible
We are hard working and very clever.
We go to heaven but we dont die
Seeing is not believing, because there is fake of everything, if na lie go Alaba
You are never too drunk to drive, if na lie check various joints on friday nights
We prefer low earning job as far as there is egunje
Police na thief friend, if e dey settle
No permanent friend/enemy
You know a bad man but u dont complain,
A bad govt do several terms
We re-brand a fake product
Original no dey last, but try tokunbo, e go last pass new

Omo the list na endless

Naija ma Naija

Nothing do us, because everything is possible
We are hard working and very clever.
We go to heaven but we dont die
Seeing is not believing, because there is fake of everything, if na lie go Alaba
You are never too drunk to drive, if na lie check various joints on friday nights
We prefer low earning job as far as there is egunje
Police na thief friend, if e dey settle
No permanent friend/enemy
You know a bad man but u dont complain,
A bad govt do several terms
We re-brand a fake product
Original no dey last, but try tokunbo

Omo the list na endless

Am surprised nobody is talking about Terry G,
The only thing that made a little sense is the one he was featured by AY.com even at that his part is full of vulgar language.

Anything from him is highly alergic at least t me,

Even his song titles are purely raw and vulgar, e.g free madness, test microphone etc He should learn to sing/rap the sensible way lest he pollute every kids on the block,

When I see his fans, I picture the image of a mad/crazy man just like his song title

Like Rivaldo, Like kaka,

Rivaldo ensured the sending off of a Turkey player at the group stage of 2002WC in Korea/Japan through play-acting. He was later fined $10,000 but the sending off was not reversed and Brazil won the match 2-1.

Kaka's attack on Keita was uncalled for, so I would not blame Keita for play-acting. Why did Keita not fall before he was fouled? Must Kaka elbow him? Did our own Kaita kicked the Greece player in the face? Yet he was holding his face and stood up immediately he saw Kaita has been shown the door.
What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Play-acting and over-acting is not football but it has come to stay,
After all, it takes a player to be a player

Ask C.Ronaldo, Drogba, Eduardo, Maradona and lots more if they have never done it before.

The guy is a greek player, make we watch out next tim,e so we dont play against ourselves,

Meanwhile,

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Admission!!! Become a Super Eagles fan, Applicant must have B.Sc Math, PGD in Statistics would be an advantage, Applicant with any health challenge need not apply as there is no health cover. Any injury sustain is at applicant risk, as you are on your own, Interested candidates should their get math-set, calculator , and graph ready as none of these will be provided. Interview date to be announced

Dear Mr. Examiner,

It is interesting to know you are very intelligent to set this question. I am also happy someone would be so daft not to question your intelligence. You seem to understand the bible inside out, therefore you dont need any tutor. However, I want you and everybody around to read and carefully understand that God is not a beggar so your money does not make him richer or poorer neither does it His pastors.

Anyone that takes a prophet as a prophet shall reap the reward of a prophet. If truly you think tithing is not meant for everyone then stop paying, but before then is there anywhere in the bible that God mention your name and pray for you. Then if no, then you are not a serious person. People like you will like to pray and want instant result, but you are not ready to part with anything. Did you not read that proverb 18:16 that says that " a man's gift maketh room for him, "

All the blessings in the bible are not directed to you personally but I guess you claim them all. So stop paying tithe and keep all your money and see if your church will not grow. A day will come you will need your  "thief" pastor to pray for you, and the innocent man will do, only God will judge you.

I am surprised that you bring such an issue to this forum, however I will suggest you try any of the following.

Pray/fast for three days asking God to open your eyes to the truth about tithing or

Start your own church
Dont take offering/tithe
Sebi God did not ask Christians to pay tithe, them invest your money in wonder bank na

You better start praying for forgiveness before God vex and destroy youYou cannot rob God.