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ajanaku2: State of Origin: Osun
LGA: Ilesha West
Hometown: Omi-eran, Ishokun


Osun a gbe wa oooo!

o kare lai. o mo oruko adugbo rin. baba re a gbe

Thanks for the info. It is very helpful

Meanwhile, I need someone to be sending me link to the daily open heavens. Someone used to send to me till my Blackberry went bad. In case there is anyone that can help, my pin is 25d3cbc5.

Adura wa a gba o, (Amin)

Let them include incantations abeg

caesaraba: Ha! Very true o.

I like Shekau. People who don't know him just spew trash! Get to know that mallam one on one and you will marvel! Forget all the bombing, he does it just for the (bomb) industry. It doesn't mean he is like that in person! Shekau is a decent and kind hearted man I tell u.

I liked Bin Laden. People who dont know just spew thrash! Get to know that extremist one on one and you will marvel! Forget all the bombing of 9/11, he does it just for the sake of terrorism. It doesnt mean he is like that in person. Bin Laden is a decent and kind hearted man I tell you.

Any Ilesa Grammar School Old student would know:
1. Jeru: He was wearing a belt with JERUSALEM written on the buckle. During class, only the JERU was showing and considering the way he looks, they started calling him JERU that was in mid 80s
2. Mr. Adebiyi (V.P.): We call him ewure (goat) that is what he calls stubborn students

I will simply say any of the following depending on whom
1. "se mo rikan si" (means: can I get one more, biko)
2. One more please
3. Holy Ghost Fire

adexsimply: i dey sneeze o..but i sneeze responsibly..sum pple will just open everything and make an annoying sound..atchoo atchoo atchoo atchoo!!! i even saw sum1 who sneezed 4 times non-stop..

He dey try switch him engine on ni nah

[quote author=o'boy]*Slap across the face*
you dey mad !!!...you wan gimme birdflu ni?[/quote]

bukatyne: I don't want to attack you but ask some honest questions:
1. When your wife is doing the chores and you are at home, what do you do?
2. When you are both back from work and she is preparing the meals, what do you do?
3. Before you got married, who helped you with chores? and if nobody, what has changed now?
4. Do you think it's your wife's duty to contribute financially to your expenses @ home?

thanks.

1. I will be encouraging her
2. I will be enkoraging herr
3. Wetin be ur own
4. Nope, I plan on my income alone for everyone including her Dancing Chop my money

IYA NGBALI: haaa canada is very expenses o

that is to say canada didnt dey expensif

BANGA SOUP: who cares,fired rice on my mind jor mtcheeeeeew

Fired rice or what? U go see sacked rice...otondo english

jmaine: Brazilian ladies . . Showing them the way and the truth about true Carnival costumes

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Madness in the making...unclothedness in the name of carnival...Can someone tell me the moral of this carnival of a thing? I dont have anything against carnival but then this is simply outrageous...
Mummy awon kan ati wife awon kan

[quote author=Mynd_44]The major problem here miss is that you don't seem to understand your husband. He is avoiding you not because he does not forgive you or he is punishing you, far from it ma'am, he is avoiding you because he is scared.

Him being scared here is because of the fact that he fears what he might/do if he does not stay away from you. He might have a wicked tongue he is trying to check or be the violent type and everytime he remembers what you have done, he might lash out at you which will eventually make him feel guilty and of course hurt you.

Try to understand this and try talking to him about it after the next round of silence. You will be suprised.[/quote]That explains me. Women can be frustrating sometimes. I would rather be silent and formal (no indiscriminate laughter, no usual assistance in doing household cores just the basic stuffs)to control my anger. Trust women, they repeat same mistake over and over especially if you are the responsible kind of man and they keep hoping you dont react.

Real Men dey try o

OSCOTECH, Esa Oke...

Mario: someone that doesnt want to take no for answer

Last born fish: small shawa fish to arrange konkoshan rice

Esa gbeyin: dying minutes to exams and end of semester

be right back

I reminisce the good old days of Palm wine at Riverside, Mosafuneto, SUB, Adonife (opp. school), enough shayo, enough skele, gbogbo aye...

Of the greatest Poly Oko, Articulate Poly Esa, Greatest Gbogbo, Ever greatest gbagba... Nna ehn I chop life

nonso84: Story story for where? Here in ijesha surulere, i have not seen Nepa light for the past 5days.

BE PATIENT, U DEY STAY FOR SURULERE NAH!

imo...use the sugar to mix the milk they gave u last year. I know u have finished that, so eat the sugar alone and start jumping so they can mix...

slap1: Where is Ramsey going to?

Jamb Question 1

badaru1: That is the kind of one on one that wall-clock or what is his name wasted in the first half

Wall-clock ko, aago elepon ni...

Good step but not the first step.

I once did, but when I knew it, I stopped the next okada and zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heed101: R u a learner?

I look like awilo logomba?
Ok go down low

msay: Are you a learner!!! Huh!

I look like awilo logomba? Ok now bend down low

Denrele, Denrele, Denrele, How many time I call you? You no go hear word...Wetin u dey do for there? Na sing u dey sing ni? Abi na film u dey act or u dey dance? Because dem must see u for all the party...I piti u and your pikin dem...

The Guy Should see a doctor, when he can, otherwise aanu e se mi

Family thingz noo ni
Having worked (hustled) from January to December, no time to see your family members all at the same time. (pin pin pin, my dudes dey call me, let's go there and catch some fun)

I learnt to be independent and be self-reliant...till today, am a one man battalion, am one man mopol, one man crowd. Highly self confident and there is nothing impossible. whatever i can dream i can achieve

I feel you jare

Coldfeet: Ok! So to mark this day am heading to my kitchen to eat 12 wraps of eba! With 12 kpomo! 12 shaki! 12 roundabout! 12 fuku! Then i'll drink 12 cups of water! Before heading back to bed to demand for 12
Is that not significant?






BFM.

Rescue Mission Season 1...grab your copy now

Age 3 - I remember going to pre-school with regular dose of slice bread and fried akara
Age 4 - One dirty Kayode was the class captain, he really bullied me. I cant forget one day he said I was making noise. Even when everyone confirmed I was not talking, he said I was talking inside... wicked dude
Age 5 - I remember picking plenty beer (trophy, club, betamalt, coke etc)covers, draw lines and start playing Nigeria vs Cameroon with the ball being audio cassette rollers or even stone.
Age 6 - I was in another class in pry 2 so no Kayode to bully me
Age 7 - The same class with Kayode, he really hear am because now I was the class captain; anytime I go to my married sister's house, I tell all kids there plenty remix stories I read from Ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmmole'
Age 8 - I remember the food seller selling food into my small hand because i always forget to bring my own plate
The thing plenty jare, but it was fun growing up in the ghetto , but today my khaki don turn agbada

Benefactor...? lemme check my dictionary or ask Obaiagbon for the meaning :p

Absolute rubbish!!!
I am newly married and help my wife as much as I can as long as is it is necessary. But househelp is NO. My mother has six children and raised us without the help of any house help. As far as I am concerned, modern women/ladies are too lazy and want to live absolute oyinbo life. Give them the chance, they would ask househelp to clean their yansh after they poo-poo.
I TOLD my wife no househelp, and if she insists she would face the consequence... Let us ask these questions:
1. Would you employ a child as househelp? that is slavery
2. Would you keep them (child house help)with no education? that is building your children's lives by destroying other children's future
3. would you employ adult females? then they seduce your husband and give your husband reasons to sleep with them therefore break your home

Do your house cores together and if you can't, get someone from your family to help and you treat them as your children. It pays.