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Musa in the building... All he know na to run like usain bolt to shoot keeper na waec... I hate his attitude whenever he misses a goal...he would be laughing like sani keita ![]() |
Just a time to hang out together without any intrusion. Me do my own with just N20k for 2 days and it was kool ![]() |
F and D things ![]() After I don run the whole school, play ball and EGG (table tennis). No strength again. F na primary school things |
kreami diva: Good job Dana Air! U were quick to rebut dis one.how about rebutting the fact dat it's only a handful of the deceased's relatives dat have received compensation from u ppl after one year.biko u ppl should compensate d people u killed their loved ones.datsallOver hundred people have been compensated...and about 1/4 of this fully compensated while other are yet to bring necessary documents. (inside source) |
Elder Statesman in the making...he has ideas, intelligent and a good business man. Thumb up!!! I am waiting for PDP to fault this noble initiative...yeye party ![]() |
The lady should start reading as if she is going mad, because the return match go badddddddddddddddddddddddddd...serves the man right though |
Na cost dem want save jare. If na lie make dem pay dem wit dollars and all other expatriates benefits. Any which way, still good for those guys sha. |
basisop: Bros, no vex, dem soak you for ink abi na so dem born you? You resemble night. ![]() |
Ordinarily in this kind of scenario, FORGIVENESS IS SIN! I'm married and whenever I feel adventurous I remember the VOW @ THE ALTAR in the presence of GOD AND EVERYONE and I checked myself. God forbid, if I caught my spouse red-handed it is GAME OVER. I will forgive her but no 2nd chance. Every of responsibilities I owe her will be still be maintained (as a philanthropist) but not as a wife anymore. She can go and remarry if she so desires but I will not remarry so SHE will not think I was looking for excuse before. case closed. ![]() |
Unfortunately, if you do it u may not be alive to tell the story. If you are still not convinced, ask people about Ajayi the tailor saga in Akure in the mid 80s (I know his shop) Go okija, for Anambra state of Ijebu for Ogun state In your seemingly educated and practical-thinking mind, do you believe in black power, Ogboni or any other traditional religions? if yes, can you explain everything they do with your scientific mind? If no, go and dare any confirmed dibia/witchdoctor/babalawo. you go know wetin dey. I served in Anambra state at Urum, where almost every house has a shrine, if those things are not so sacred their children from far off will not come home just for egungun festival. Of course, fake ones exist, but original exists. If still in doubt, upon all your civilized knowledge, what have you invented? I pity your thinking bro!!! To invoke any spirit for whatever reason, ask people that study Yoruba in University, you will understand better. Soyinka, Obasanjo, Tunde Elebu Ibon, Peter Fatomilola, Eda Onile Ola, ask them they will explain the secret of AFRICAN JUJU logica: LMAO at bold text. An ignorant mind actually thinks he's knowledgable. |
My people perish because they lack knowledge!!! For naija, money rituals dey o, no be film trick. Ask Clifford orji, you will know better. Think of this: if people do organ trafficking and call it money rituals. Why do u see mutilated bodies with some parts missing? Are you telling me there is no market for the other parts left behind? Be wise dudes!!! If there is no such thing as money rituals, then you can assume there is no juju in African society. But then all those things have conditions that is why people prefer working hard to doing them. I nor be OPC, I nor be Bakassi o, me I be omo Jesu...singing |
days when u offend for house, dem go report you to your teacher... ![]() when u fear your teacher more than your parents ![]() days wen the main play thing for kids was rubber band, paper motor, ![]() days when if u own a football everyone is your friend ![]() days when all boys are equal ![]() |
Definition of confusion! |
How much can I get a tokunbo/fairly used bus (Volkswagen or Toyota product) |
Imanuelle: Action plan.Best advice!!! |
I comment my reserve... ![]() |
Am really impressed with this thread even though I am a man |
I trekked from Ikoyi to Oke Ooye to call a friend so we can go and play Sega in Isokun (Ilesa, osun state) trekking all the way about 40km |
Lolaabokoku: When i was younger |
timilehin007: Seriously i like to drink but i do it moderately i dnt go as far as to molest myself with it..so what i gain is it gives me inspiration to do anything an it motivates me to do things i wishes to do but doesn't have the courage to do it ordinarily and in most cases if i dnt drink i'd be shy most expecially to ladiesTrue grammatical inspiration [b][/b] |
eldoradoxx: My dear it is similar tale all over the country and not limited to a particular state or region.I disagree!!! As far back as 1999 in Osun state, secondary schools dont pay tuition fees. Meanwhile, as at 2007/2008 when I was serving at Urum in Awka North Local Government in Anambra State, they still pay tuition fees. It was not surprising when you see students playing football on the corridor while exams were in progress. It is not really their fault when you consider they first go to the farm in the morning, from there to the market on onye day before coming to school. Tell me how they expect them to study and excel. Education in Nigeria is nothing to write home about as a whole but comparing South West to other parts of the country is just not comparable!!! |
mike404: What is labtops?Labtops can be defined as a laboratory with a top i.e. that is lab + tops ![]() |
While working for a recruitment agency, I once interviewed a stammerer, I tell you it was tough. She didnt perform badly though We couldn't get her a job on time she came back after some time to fight. She was furious and that made the situation worse. Even my oga at the top could not help it. I felt for her but could do nothing |
dedons: Psycolgically,if he he he he he is is is is is co-co-confide-de-de-de-de-dent in himself,he'lld stammer less............................Is this an advice ni? |
I was in my ANGRY MODE before I read this thread, but now I got my laughing teeth back ![]() |
Am I mad? Se mo jomo Ghana? Abi mo dabi eni to nfa gbana? God forbid |
I comment my reserve ![]() |
jhydebaba: So, the fact that Christiano Ronaldo won the UEFA champions league with Man utd in 2008, he should not score against Man Utd to eliminate them in 2013obeying your present boss will earn you another of the same boss, He is paving way for next appointment with the next president ... no relationship but interest...the man is a typical nigerian. |
Gbogbo sutin ibe...oya ![]() Niso nibe... ![]() |
Lecture time Nani raised his stud (for the ball) so high innocently unintentionally but went for Arbeloa when he could have withdrawn his leg = Offense 1 He nearly spilled Arbeloa's heart out of his lungs (still unintentionally) but that is a dangerous play = offense 2 He was simulating, feigning and acting injury when he could have shown his innocence by helping Arbeloa stand back on his feet = Offense 3 Verdict: Offense 1 (yellow) & 2 (red) above act are both punishable while Offense 3 on its own is punishable with straight red card. (check FIFA Rule) Whenever Utd lose, Ferguson never see it that they did not play well enough instead the ref must be punished, bad loser ![]() BTW, Man Utd always escaped with this kind of things and they justified it every time. Na God know many penalty den don receive with poor officiating and dem no dey show remorse,PDP buruku ![]() |
After govt, the next corrupt institution is banks. Poor service, high charges considering that majority of customers are poor and many are illiterates. I quarrel in their banking halls regularly because they think they are helping me. Can u imagine that I wanted to close my Access Bank Account at Ligali Ayorinde Branch and it took them 11 months after serious series of fighting. Imagine I was on honeymoon and got the bank to withdraw. The queue was long so I moved the money to my other account only for them to tell me later that the account is on PND!!! They refused to reverse the entry. Thank God I still had some money, dem for spoil show!!! Access bank is so wacked that when they charge some rubbish fees they will not send alert and they do that when the balance is high so I will not notice As for me, GTB all the way, even they will charge me same fees, I will know what am paying for and not some rubbish First Bank |
Toilet things... I started as a boy using SHORT PUT [/b]at our backyard. I will make sure I go with newspapers plenty and graduated to [b]BUSH side for school (even when toilet dey for hostel). Now as a married man, the things smooth pass butter. I dey multi task for toilet well well ![]() |

