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SportsRe: Musa, Ujah, Or Ideye: Who's Worse? by Toppiano(m): 4:30pm On Jun 18, 2013
Musa in the building...
All he know na to run like usain bolt to shoot keeper na waec...
I hate his attitude whenever he misses a goal...he would be laughing like sani keita grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is Honeymoon Compulsory And What It's Usefulness? by Toppiano(m): 4:26pm On Jun 18, 2013
Just a time to hang out together without any intrusion.

Me do my own with just N20k for 2 days and it was kool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: How Did You Carry Your School Bag Then? by Toppiano(m): 2:09pm On Jun 13, 2013
F and D things grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

After I don run the whole school, play ball and EGG (table tennis). No strength again.
F na primary school things
TravelRe: Dana Air Responds To Nairalander's Claim by Toppiano(m): 10:03am On Jun 13, 2013
kreami diva: Good job Dana Air! U were quick to rebut dis one.how about rebutting the fact dat it's only a handful of the deceased's relatives dat have received compensation from u ppl after one year.biko u ppl should compensate d people u killed their loved ones.datsall
Over hundred people have been compensated...and about 1/4 of this fully compensated while other are yet to bring necessary documents.

(inside source)
PoliticsRe: Fashola Launches Eko Gas (LPG) PICS by Toppiano(m): 11:12am On Jun 12, 2013
Elder Statesman in the making...he has ideas, intelligent and a good business man. Thumb up!!!
I am waiting for PDP to fault this noble initiative...yeye party grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: DELSU Lecturer Humiliated After He Tried Sleeping With A Female Student by Toppiano(m): 9:57am On Jun 10, 2013
The lady should start reading as if she is going mad, because the return match go badddddddddddddddddddddddddd...serves the man right though
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MTN Replaces 285 Expatriates With Nigerian Workers. by Toppiano(m): 12:59pm On Jun 07, 2013
Na cost dem want save jare. If na lie make dem pay dem wit dollars and all other expatriates benefits.

Any which way, still good for those guys sha.
CelebritiesRe: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Toppiano(m): 10:03am On Jun 04, 2013
basisop: Bros, no vex, dem soak you for ink abi na so dem born you? You resemble night.
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FamilyRe: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by Toppiano(m): 6:04pm On May 28, 2013
Ordinarily in this kind of scenario, FORGIVENESS IS SIN!

I'm married and whenever I feel adventurous I remember the VOW @ THE ALTAR in the presence of GOD AND EVERYONE and I checked myself. God forbid, if I caught my spouse red-handed it is GAME OVER.

I will forgive her but no 2nd chance. Every of responsibilities I owe her will be still be maintained (as a philanthropist) but not as a wife anymore. She can go and remarry if she so desires but I will not remarry so SHE will not think I was looking for excuse before.

case closed. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
CrimeRe: Debunking The Myth Of Money Ritual: Is It Real? by Toppiano(m): 3:48pm On Apr 30, 2013
Unfortunately, if you do it u may not be alive to tell the story.
If you are still not convinced, ask people about Ajayi the tailor saga in Akure in the mid 80s (I know his shop)
Go okija, for Anambra state of Ijebu for Ogun state

In your seemingly educated and practical-thinking mind, do you believe in black power, Ogboni or any other traditional religions? if yes, can you explain everything they do with your scientific mind? If no, go and dare any confirmed dibia/witchdoctor/babalawo. you go know wetin dey. I served in Anambra state at Urum, where almost every house has a shrine, if those things are not so sacred their children from far off will not come home just for egungun festival.

Of course, fake ones exist, but original exists. If still in doubt, upon all your civilized knowledge, what have you invented?
I pity your thinking bro!!!

To invoke any spirit for whatever reason, ask people that study Yoruba in University, you will understand better.

Soyinka, Obasanjo, Tunde Elebu Ibon, Peter Fatomilola, Eda Onile Ola, ask them they will explain the secret of AFRICAN JUJU
logica: LMAO at bold text. An ignorant mind actually thinks he's knowledgable.
CrimeRe: Debunking The Myth Of Money Ritual: Is It Real? by Toppiano(m): 12:18pm On Apr 25, 2013
My people perish because they lack knowledge!!!

For naija, money rituals dey o, no be film trick. Ask Clifford orji, you will know better.

Think of this: if people do organ trafficking and call it money rituals. Why do u see mutilated bodies with some parts missing? Are you telling me there is no market for the other parts left behind? Be wise dudes!!!

If there is no such thing as money rituals, then you can assume there is no juju in African society. But then all those things have conditions that is why people prefer working hard to doing them.

I nor be OPC, I nor be Bakassi o, me I be omo Jesu...singing
CultureRe: Pako Biscuit Generation Vs Indomie Generation by Toppiano(m): 4:23pm On Apr 16, 2013
days when u offend for house, dem go report you to your teacher... grin
when u fear your teacher more than your parents grin
days wen the main play thing for kids was rubber band, paper motor, grin
days when if u own a football everyone is your friend grin
days when all boys are equal grin
CelebritiesRe: Man Who Was A Woman Marries Woman Who Was A Man by Toppiano(m): 4:09pm On Apr 16, 2013
Definition of confusion!
AutosRe: Purchase Cheap,accident free cars 4rm Cotonou.. by Toppiano(m): 3:56pm On Apr 16, 2013
How much can I get a tokunbo/fairly used bus (Volkswagen or Toyota product)
RomanceRe: When Your Partner Doesnt Compromise For Love's Sake by Toppiano(m): 3:36pm On Apr 03, 2013
Imanuelle: Action plan.

Pack your bags, don't let him know u're leaving...

Wake him up... 3A.M grin

Tell him all the places u hurt... Talk till 5, shower, dress up, and leave. Take the next bus to abuja.

And don't luk back, not even if he plays cool. Tell him all his flaws to his face.

If he comes running to abuja, den he's actually willing to change, but if he doesn't, then he's been wanting to frustrate you all these while.
Best advice!!!
RomanceRe: Your Views About This Couple? (Picture) by Toppiano(m): 11:22am On Apr 03, 2013
I comment my reserve... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Prayer Intercessors For Couples Trying To Conceive Babies by Toppiano(m): 12:00pm On Mar 27, 2013
Am really impressed with this thread even though I am a man
FamilyRe: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Toppiano(m): 12:10pm On Mar 22, 2013
I trekked from Ikoyi to Oke Ooye to call a friend so we can go and play Sega in Isokun (Ilesa, osun state) trekking all the way about 40km
FamilyRe: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Toppiano(m): 12:02pm On Mar 22, 2013
Lolaabokoku: When i was younger

* i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms

* Would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose I still do, even PES can testify

* Had that one pen with four colors and tried to push all the bottons at once

* Waited behind a door to scare someone then leaving behind because they are taking too long to come out

* Faking being asleep so i could be carried to bed

* Used to think that the moon followed our car

* Tried to balance the switch between on/off grin grin grin grin

* Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race

* The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

* Swallowed a food seed i was scared to death that a tree was going to grow on my head

* Closed the fridge slowly to see when the light goes off
I still do
* Walked into a room, forgot what you need,walked out and then remember grin grin grin grin grin e dey happen

# Remember when we were kids and coldnt wait to grow up?

# Childhood is the best oart of our life!2
Keep it rolling...
FoodRe: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by Toppiano(m): 11:57am On Mar 22, 2013
timilehin007: Seriously i like to drink but i do it moderately i dnt go as far as to molest myself with it..so what i gain is it gives me inspiration to do anything an it motivates me to do things i wishes to do but doesn't have the courage to do it ordinarily and in most cases if i dnt drink i'd be shy most expecially to ladies
True grammatical inspiration grin grin grin grin grin grin[b][/b]
EducationRe: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by Toppiano(m): 3:30pm On Mar 20, 2013
eldoradoxx: My dear it is similar tale all over the country and not limited to a particular state or region.
I disagree!!!

As far back as 1999 in Osun state, secondary schools dont pay tuition fees. Meanwhile, as at 2007/2008 when I was serving at Urum in Awka North Local Government in Anambra State, they still pay tuition fees. It was not surprising when you see students playing football on the corridor while exams were in progress. It is not really their fault when you consider they first go to the farm in the morning, from there to the market on onye day before coming to school.

Tell me how they expect them to study and excel. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Education in Nigeria is nothing to write home about as a whole but comparing South West to other parts of the country is just not comparable!!!
EducationRe: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by Toppiano(m): 11:01am On Mar 20, 2013
mike404: What is labtops? undecided
Labtops can be defined as a laboratory with a top i.e. that is lab + tops grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CareerRe: What Is The Fate Of A Mild Stammerer At Job Interviews by Toppiano(m): 2:33pm On Mar 19, 2013
While working for a recruitment agency, I once interviewed a stammerer, I tell you it was tough. She didnt perform badly though
We couldn't get her a job on time she came back after some time to fight. She was furious and that made the situation worse. Even my oga at the top could not help it. I felt for her but could do nothing lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
CareerRe: What Is The Fate Of A Mild Stammerer At Job Interviews by Toppiano(m): 2:26pm On Mar 19, 2013
dedons: Psycolgically,if he he he he he is is is is is co-co-confide-de-de-de-de-dent in himself,he'lld stammer less............................




Note-:no matterr how long it takes a stammerer,he'll stil pronounce his father's name
Is this an advice ni?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Real Life Sign-posts And Notices by Toppiano(m): 11:43am On Mar 19, 2013
I was in my ANGRY MODE before I read this thread, but now I got my laughing teeth back grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Can You Share Your Partner? by Toppiano(m): 11:33am On Mar 18, 2013
Am I mad?
Se mo jomo Ghana? Abi mo dabi eni to nfa gbana?
God forbid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by Toppiano(m): 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2013
I comment my reserve grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: What Abati Wrote About Alamiyeseigha In 2005 by Toppiano(m): 3:33pm On Mar 13, 2013
jhydebaba: So, the fact that Christiano Ronaldo won the UEFA champions league with Man utd in 2008, he should not score against Man Utd to eliminate them in 2013huh
obeying your present boss will earn you another of the same boss, He is paving way for next appointment with the next president ... no relationship but interest...the man is a typical nigerian.
SportsRe: Shooting Stars Of Ibadan (Oluyole Warriors) Fan Thread! by Toppiano(m): 12:02pm On Mar 11, 2013
Gbogbo sutin ibe...oya grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Niso nibe... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Toppiano(m): 2:54pm On Mar 06, 2013
Lecture time

Nani raised his stud (for the ball) so high innocently unintentionally but went for Arbeloa when he could have withdrawn his leg = Offense 1
He nearly spilled Arbeloa's heart out of his lungs (still unintentionally) but that is a dangerous play = offense 2
He was simulating, feigning and acting injury when he could have shown his innocence by helping Arbeloa stand back on his feet = Offense 3

Verdict: Offense 1 (yellow) & 2 (red) above act are both punishable while Offense 3 on its own is punishable with straight red card. (check FIFA Rule)

Whenever Utd lose, Ferguson never see it that they did not play well enough instead the ref must be punished, bad loser grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

BTW, Man Utd always escaped with this kind of things and they justified it every time.

Na God know many penalty den don receive with poor officiating and dem no dey show remorse,PDP buruku grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: N100 Monthly Charge On First-Bank ATM Withdrawals by Toppiano(m): 2:20pm On Mar 06, 2013
After govt, the next corrupt institution is banks.

Poor service, high charges considering that majority of customers are poor and many are illiterates. I quarrel in their banking halls regularly because they think they are helping me.

Can u imagine that I wanted to close my Access Bank Account at Ligali Ayorinde Branch and it took them 11 months after serious series of fighting.
Imagine I was on honeymoon and got the bank to withdraw. The queue was long so I moved the money to my other account only for them to tell me later that the account is on PND!!! They refused to reverse the entry. Thank God I still had some money, dem for spoil show!!!

Access bank is so wacked that when they charge some rubbish fees they will not send alert and they do that when the balance is high so I will not notice

As for me, GTB all the way, even they will charge me same fees, I will know what am paying for and not some rubbish First Bank
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Toppiano(m): 10:33am On Mar 01, 2013
Toilet things...
I started as a boy using SHORT PUT [/b]at our backyard. I will make sure I go with newspapers plenty and graduated to [b]BUSH side for school (even when toilet dey for hostel). Now as a married man, the things smooth pass butter. I dey multi task for toilet well well grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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