₦airaland Forum

ruffneck:
Counci Members sitting already

source plz

ebosie11:
Below are photos of cultists burying their dead member in Sapele.The deceased,Chief Lucky Omamuromu Ayomanor Omorofokpe 1 of Okpe Kingdom,is said to be a member of confraternity known as .


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/cultists-bury-their-dead-member-in.html

What is the function of ax in the name and logo.

obataokenwa:
NIGERIANS WILL NEVER FORGET THESE QUOTES:

"A serious government will fix power problem in six months."
- Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)

"Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after two years." - Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)

"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP."
- Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)

"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu."
(APC, August 4, 2014, Channels TV)

"Jonathan is leading a visionless government."
- Yemi Osinbajo (December 22, 2014, Thisday & tweet@ProfOsinbajo)

"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country."
- Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)

"The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua."
- Muhammadu Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)

"Why is the nation’s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?"
- Babatunde Raji Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)

"Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar’Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health."
- Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009, The Nation)

"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation."
- APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)

"The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution."
- Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation)

"I have decided, as his wife, that if things continue like this up to 2019, I will not go out and campaign again and ask any woman to vote like I did before. I will never do it again."
- Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)

"People are now appointed to top posts because of the influence a "few people" wield. Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position."
- Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)

"I don't know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room."
- Muhammadu Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC/Punch)

"Buhari is giving cabals billions through forex subsidy."
- Emir Sanusi of Kano (August 26, 2016, Daily Trust)

"I can sit in my garden, make billions through forex without sweat."
– Emir Sanusi of Kano (August 25, 2016)

"The funds spended were properly spended."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (December 19, 2016, Punch/YouTube)

"Athletes don't need training to win medals."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (September 12, 2016)

"I and my ministers must declare our assets."
- Muhammadu Buhari, President-elect (April 13, 2015, NigerianEye)

Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow...

The only consistent thing from all these quotes is from the sport minister
"The funds spended were properly spended."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (December 19, 2016, Punch/YouTube) correct in Nigeria since Adam ate the apple

"Athletes don't need training to win medals."
- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (September 12, 2016) he got his appointment without any sport training/experience

The weirdest thing about him is his conductor jacket and red beret like Labour Leaders[b][/b]

e be like say the guy don receive sense

That Nigeria is a corrupt country is no longer news but what is most disheartening is the way some firms especially government agencies act as if all is well shows how much we have fallen away from common sense. Do you need any restructuring to know that nobody (not even an eagle) can read this publication. Even if PAP does not know what is good for them, what about Vanguard as a competitive business entity?

Imagine a Federal government agency - The Presidential Amnesty Programme running an advert where successful candidates are supposed to check their names and the advert is like this...

This is in Vanguard of today from page 34 to 48. Running this kind of rubbish for the whole of 15 pages out of 64 pages speaks volume about stories one reads in Vanguard

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Good morning everyone, I would just head straight to the point here.

I happen to be a person who does not find smoking even the said harmless shisha fun. I hate it so much that I advice my friends to stop it when they do it in clubs. I also hate drinks as well, be it alcohol, beer or the popular kerewa hard drinks. I can at least settle down with malt as I don't take fanta, Pepsi, coke and the rest of the sugary drinks


Now my problem is my friends, they indirectly insult me over this, even my own brother did too, saying I look too soft cos I'm not doing weed or shisha at least which is harmless, that I'm not man enough physically. Its become persistent that its starting to worry me and I just wanna hear someone say I'm doing what's right and not wrong...

I'm not tryna show/say I'm a Holy person but I just don't like it. Is this normal? Are there guys like me out there?

Smoking or drinking add nothing to your manliness. It rather shows that you lack control over yourself. They are habits with serious consequences and the damage they cause are almost irreversible.

Stay your ground (of abstinence) and you will have one less thing to worry about.

Look for some healthy habits to engage yourself like good music, sport, game, reading motivational/spiritual books, movies etc.

misspicy:
Lol,when guys keep saying "I am single"

i just smile and ask them,"what of the girl you are fvcking"


Guys say they are single,girls say they are in a relationship,i keep wondering who are dating the girls,animals? .....lmao

Spiritual Ghost

GoldenJAT:
zoning Na zoning... she just gave u a very strategic position in that association ...just hope for the best though!

Zoning as in geopolitical zones?

eezeribe:
I wonder ooh... The Op should use common sense to know that the said niece is not a biological one unless the fiance is in his late forties or early fifties.
Or maybe the so-called niece was born when his sibling was a teenager.

sweetangel04:
Fellow nairalanders. am new on this platform. I am dating a guy whose love for me has successfully built up my confidence in him.ò we have been dating for over a year and just recently he proposed to me which I accepted because I never expected his marriage proposal to come so soon.

Fast forward, last weekend I came to visit him. on entering his sitting room I met a young lady in her late 30s. my guy introduced her to me as his niece which she as well confirmed. just early this morning at about 1am I woke up to ease myself only to discover that that my guy was not in bed with me. I tiptoed to the guest room door and I head voices. my guy's so called niece was moaning heavily. i tried opening the door, it opened, low and behold my man was aggressively banging this girl with reckless abandon. he did not stop until he ejaculated that was when they both realised there was a third party watching them. my man has been pleading telling me it's was the devil who pushed him.

I discovered that the lady is actually his niece. right now I don't want to continue with him anymore. few hours ago his parent called and begged me not to leave their son. I asked if their son told them what he did? they said he did not. but as things stands now am pulling out of the relationship until he confesses to the world what he did and why he did it.

Run as in R.U.N in fact flee because devil is still in the business of pushing people.

He that bangs his niece can bang anything especially when the devil pushes him again.

NwaAmaikpe:



A thief that wears g-string, is that one a thief

I borrow first timer what I can afford to lose to test them, if they fail then we stop being financial friends.

If they pass, full friendship continues.

He that borrows and pays not especially when he can, does not wish you well.

godsluvee:
Amen. I wrote 5. It was really not easy, at a point I was like Jesus, what have I gotten myself into

You will be like Oh Lord, take me now

I have never been this tensed expecting result of any exam. This is because people rarely know when I write any exam. But this time around, some senior colleagues have been asking me about result more than three weeks ago.

Counting on God because all eyes on me...

Truth be told, the Nigerian project is designed to favor some to the detriment of others. But we are too united (by corruption) to be divided by public opinion and agitation.

Steps to secede:

Ask your senators/HORs to discuss your decision to leave in the senate and national assembly.

Tell your governor to reject your monthly allowance including security votes

Return home and develop your states.

I want result out now if you ask me but the passing my papers is more important than when they release results.

All I want is I PASS MY PAPERS and ACA is added to my name.

Shikena

OhMyG0d:
Effect of taking Expired Paracetamol.

Laffin in swahili...

Okworigeorge:
Yp, the most handsome African footballer

The guy be like Mr Latin of Nollywood

Please I need an estimate of inverter/solar combination that will power the following:

1 TV set
1 Home theater
1 Ox Fan
1 Washing Machine/Iron (For a combined 3 hours weekly)
1 Fridge
6 Energy Saving Bulb
1 Laptop (Charging only)
5 Mobile phones (Charging only)

I passed the skill stage in 2015 may diet.

I want to know if one can choose how many papers to write per diet.

For instance, I need to write Adv. Tax, SFM, MDCS and Corporate Reporting. Can I choose to write any two of these now and others later?

Chiefpriest1:
I an quite confident that these robbers would be apprehended by the police in lagos.

I dont know how they do it in a force that is rotten, but the police in lagos have always cracked 70 to 80 percent of big crimes like this.

There is one Abba Kyari whose name is always mentioned for leading the team cracking most of these crimes.

Its only a matter of days,weeks or a few months before they are caught

why allow them escape first and starting arresting everyone in sight later? How are we sure the arrested are the real culprits and not substitutes?
If they use all necessary force to fight them on the scene, I am sure incidents like this will surely reduce

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Four-pli-cate

oluswaggz: God bless u, me sef no kno am ooo. Gurus we dey wait abeg!!!

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Wrong pictures, na Naija ladies be dis?

Can someone tell how many of these foods (in their present form) here we eat regularly in Nigeria.

[quote author=$€x¤Lov€r]Pick the phone and say ''hello''
when u start vomitting blood,that must be a ritualist[/quote]







Gboa...i don nack my head for computer and still











baddest comment ever liveth!

[quote author=Big.game]AC Milan will definitely defeat athletico madrid[/quote]
Is this a prophecy or an advice?

Just passing