₦airaland Forum

Adeniyi A.:
u're damn right my lady,cud u bliv dt some cant sleep wiout it.d devil brings dt erotic sensations unto them n urge them to 'quench' d fire or else... D 1st xprc is all u need 2 bcom a household LovePeddler.
God, av mercy d devil is really destroyin lives covertly thru sexual PERVERSION

yeah u're right! I remember then in school, a sex addict turned pastor came to my fellowship to narrate her story as a sex addict, gawd! I was amazed....i couldn't believe my ears o ehehehe!

Emmy9ite: the right time can be now and the right person is me!
#JezJoking!

oh mr right, d bone of my bone, where av u been? U're welcome, but; Sorwie o d tym can't be now. Check back next year!
*jez joking too*

ayobase: Who told u that, and based on what theory?
So, does it mean u r gonna be bleeping the guys around the cornerS if ur hubby travels!

i meant every guy i date b4 marriage.....eshe o analyst!

ijigbamigb: For those doubting this policy, I was in the state (Ijebu-Jesa community) when the selection of the elders started and state officials visited all the houses in that local community to select them. Funding it is not the problem where some Governors deduct as much as 10 percent of their budget as security vote (where they aren't the ones in charge of their state security in the real sense)

really?so how come they didn't visit my aged grandma's house?

I learnt sex is addictive...so i'd rather kip myself till the right time wth d right person so i dnt get to bleep all the guys that come my way.

Kobojunkie: Are you so brain-dead that rather than attack issues you feel attacking me somehow makes the question go away??



Answer it and stop insulting your parents thinking you insult my person.

its ok joh, u guys are going 2 far on dz. Its not worth it!

[quote author=mapet]Cool down madam, there is an algorithm/formula that automatically calculate taxes, and except you want the continued endemic rent seeking culture killing Nigeria, everybody MUST pay tax.

There is no way you'll be promoted to the next level and your tax will automatically become thrice what it used to be?? Haba! when you people come here to lie, at least have at least remember we have basic education. Madam Toppee how is it possible for taxes to be 3x, yet salary was not increased?

ehehehe! So i'm lying? Ok i'm not going 2 argue that, buh mind u,whatever i post here on aregbe's government is not an hearsay, i am very sure of what i'm saying. And Btw, i never said their salary was not increased! It was and their tax is jst 2k less than thrice wat it used 2 be.

[quote author=mapet]Cool down madam, there is an algorithm/formula that automatically calculate taxes, and except you want the continued endemic rent seeking culture killing Nigeria, everybody MUST pay tax.

There is no way you'll be promoted to the next level and your tax will automatically become thrice what it used to be?? Haba! when you people come here to lie, at least have at least remember we have basic education. Madam Toppee how is it possible for taxes to be 3x, yet salary was not increased?


ehehehe! So i'm lying? Ok i'm not going 2 argue that, buh mind u,whatever i post here on aregbe's government is not an hearsay, i am very sure of what i'm saying. And Btw, i never said their salary was not increased! It was and their tax is jst 2k less than thrice wat it used 2 be.

[quote author=Beaf][size=23pt]Where will Aregbesola get the money from?[/size]
aregbe promoted workers on level 16 to 17 and their tax is now thrice what it used to be, making their salary even less than level 16's. That's whr he gets d money. Thief oshi!

alaoeri: Politricking doubt it if aregbe knows the actual number °ƒ aged ppl in osun-state, anyway e get as them gö do am just select some set of ppl & called them osun - state's aged ppl. Na today

thanks jare. Dey neva reach my grandma's house 4 d so called census and she's 85 abi she's nt aged? Let's wait nd c! Propagandist buruku!

kokomuolo: This is one of the most interesting thread i have read in recent times. My ribs are cracking especially my bros wey put bag for "boot' of plane.
Sha mine was in 2006 on official flight from Lag to Abj. I traveled with my senior colleagues on Virgin Nig. I was excited as a first timer feeling like Obama. My first shocker was the take off; i couldn't get a grip of myself i held my colleague's hand with my eyes tightly closed and asking myself 'who send me message?' As if that was not bad enough there was turbulence as a result of bad weather. O boy u need to see me moving my body in rhythm with movement of the plane and guess what? I fell off my seat. Come see laf for plane. i turn comic relief. For 1 month i no talk for office.

Then in last Dec i traveled with my 3 yrs daughter who had been singing with 'mummy i want to enter aroplane' She couldn't wait to be searched at the boarding terminal as she quickly ran up the stairs. As she got in she started complaining ' mummy mummy the plan is not moving! mummy tell the driver to start it. Then came the take off. the song changed, mummy the plan is singing, mummy hold me i am scared. mummy should i pray? i want to wee wee. make una come see another round of laf for plane

so funny! I can imagine.

Ayatullah: @tonyfrenzy, I have already swallowed a whole mountain and that explained why I stand 'gidigba' like Olumo Rock! The fact that you admitted Saudi Arabia condemned those witches should be enough evidence that no nonsense is tolerated their unlike in Christianity where all rubbish goes..........from gay pastors to all the devil approves!!! Better run to beautiful ISLAM.

and who are you to condemn other religions after all the pain, sorrow, agony,physical and emotional trauma your 'pieceful' religion has caused this country? I can c u're such a parochial being, next time have some deep thinking before engaging ur fingers.

Ayatullah: @tonyfrenzy, I have already swallowed a whole mountain and that explained why I stand 'gidigba' like Olumo Rock! The fact that you admitted Saudi Arabia condemned those witches should be enough evidence that no nonsense is tolerated their unlike in Christianity where all rubbish goes..........from gay pastors to all the devil approves!!! Better run to beautiful ISLAM.

what's this one talking gan an naw. Bokoworefa how does this relate to the topic being discussed. Why can't you just face your beastiful islam and leave us alone to worship whoever we prefer? Or better still if u nt comfortable u can swallow some grenade to digest the olumo rock in ur belly. Cheeeewwww!

Blue and silver/orange and silver

yahuze: wellness homes/vhr (depending on the unit that invited you to the interview) will not give you a job. rather they will create a job for you and ask you if you like the idea. at first , there is a lot of marketing involved, but as you grow in the business, you will do more of human resource management. if you are hardworking and enterprising, you can make up to #300,000 within your first month. but you will need money to start because it is business and like every other business , running it involves the use of capital which is what many people on nairaland do not want to hear. the aim of the company is to teach youths how to create jobs and make money for themselves instead of waiting for the government/ shell/dangote or what have you , to create jobs for them.

at first i was skeptical, but i met a friend at the interview who already worked with them before i came in. he spent so much of his energy trying hard to convince me to give it a try which i eventually did. nairalanders, today i am glad i made that decision to work with them. i have no regrets so far and i really wish many youths will look on the bright side and really pay attention to what the company has to say instead of coming here to insult their efforts.

k.thanks. But i'l lyk 2 knw wat u market pls (if u dnt mind)

yahuze: too bad if you guys feel duped by vhr. but gladly so, the story is not the same for me. i got employed by the same company 6months ago. it has been wonderful for me ever since. i am looking forward to getting my first car in less than 2 months time by the grace of God if things keep working out for me like it has been. the job is not for everybody. it is too bad that many people who are looking for jobs can not see one when presented to them.they come to nairaland to give it all sorts of names because the job will not keep them in an air-conditioned office like they expect.tooo bad

what sort of job were u offerd pls??

bashr8: former ogun abi osun state governor and yet the man dey nyash all the girls in his state , money talks bro forget all these liars.

former osun state governor (prince olagunsoye oyinlola) is not 5'2, he's dark and he doesn't have tribal mark.

@1st sight, good set of white teeth, not too tall, fresh and smooth face and @2nd sight; good sense of humour, intelligence.

Yeah picture from BET award it is! I love iceprince though, and i wish him the very best he deserves~if he's being signed, he realy deserves it~

habayommy: Years back I was given admission into one of the fed uni but i refuse to go because she didn't pass her UME dat year. I wud hv been a grad @ 21. This is the most mumustic mistake hv ever made.

indeed!

Back then, my sunday school teacher told us cain married an angel!

I forgot he was human.

They soooo wish! Mtchew!

I top the list!

Guess the guy used jaz sha or how is dat possible?

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Thanks 4 ur response prestonvic. I'm actualy not the one buying, jst asking for a friend....but, more expensive in maintenance? Are you serious! I've never thought it could be!

platinumricky: Which model yrs do U̶̲̥̅̊ have in mind?

2003!

Any idea?? Anyone??

Which would you prefer and why: Toyota Camry or Avalon? I need urgent answers please. Thanks.

Very brilliant thread. Thankz a bunch!

aruzuoke: I don't know whether I'm alone in this field of thought but I have found it difficult to love mathmatics no matter how hard I try. I equally have the same negative perception towards my maths teachers.

maths teachers are usualy strict 'n' stern. Going 2 klas 2 teach such subject wth a very lng cane doesnt jst help.