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Mr bluetooth nd shymmex why nt leave osun state ppl out of dz nd jst stick 2 d topic. Thanks!

Lakkay: I served at Osun state so I know the story of the Ede Adelekes quite well. I do not know if he's a billionaire but I know that he is VERY rich, much richer than Isiaka the Senator. In fact, he was the financier of Isiaka's political activities. However, I am not sure whether Davido is his child or just happen to bear same name and from same state.

hmmm....my mum told me d same story.

Bankole~HeadWard

kasumu78: NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ARE NOT. HV WORK WITH THEM B4 WEN AM STILL Nigeria is jst that what you say is what everybody that come aroung their alwalz says until they see the truth. if am not miss quotin they are in multinational network.

whaaaat?? Cn u write in English lang. pls? Thanks.

And dz actualy is nt a joke. Sm yrs bk, armd robbers cm 2 my house around 2am nd startd banging d door,then my dad askd: who are those?
Armed robbers: na Jesus Christ cme visit u lyk thief @nyt...nw gently open ur door!

woo9aijachicks: i heard that.

And now you must tell us what your babe calls you.

quick bro, we are watting.

#dawg# i guess *winks*

wakky4me: Ppl can βﻉ S̴̩☺̴̩̩̥ funny I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ dis site Oº°˚ ˚°º †̥σ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ I don't think there is anything bad on dat ßƲђ M̶̲̅Ɣ babe used †̥σ ✆ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ "Ife" ǻn̶̲̅d̅ S̴̩☺̴̩̩̥me times I do ✆ her ßǻßƔ ßƲђ mostly I do address her with her nickname "Bj" ;DPpl can βﻉ S̴̩☺̴̩̩̥ funny I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̅ dis site Oº°˚ ˚°º †̥σ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ I don't think there is anything bad on dat ßƲђ M̶̲̅Ɣ babe used †̥σ ✆ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ "Ife" ǻn̶̲̅d̅ S̴̩☺̴̩̩̥me times I do ✆ her ßǻßƔ ßƲђ mostly I do address her with her nickname "Bj"

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Whatever! We shall c!

slimyem: this joke is so stale!
...more like 3 years old..
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

so stale! Buh sm ppl stil fynd it funny sha.

@op, thanks 4 d eye-opening thread and i aprc8 every1 4 dr contributions. I was a victim in d making, was going 2 waste my money 2 travel all d 4rm skul 4 dr interview....truly, God loves me.

Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse

okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

lol! this one nah familysupportprogramme (ogun idile)

giancarlo: Next Year University of Ibadan will become -------Lamidi Adedibu University, that will be LAU

of d greatest LAU LAU! Jhor oooooo!

Yinkagbo: @opoki,gone are those days u r talking about.presently thr is over 7 banks in oau,which includes zenith,oceanic,gtb,wema,ecobank,skye,uba,standardchattered and firstbank.....oau is indeed the king of universities.
But in my school,which is lautech,we av just two banks....

standardchartered? Where's dat located? Is it @bank vilage also? Well, d last tym i chekd i thnk we had 8or9: ecobank,skye,firstbank,oceanic(nt 2 sure nw),uba,gtb,zenith, acessbank,wema bank nd den oau microfinance bank nd dr's neva bn any case of robbery attack...talk of atm machines, we've gt dem plenty!

PhysicsQED: This sounds plausible, except why would the man publicly humiliate himself or ostracize himself from society? Now that his face is known it's not like he can just change his name, move to a different state and everything will be alright.

i wonder o.....or mayb d man is masked who knows!

Am no fan of chelsea buh omo mehn am fanning dem 2nyt.....no beefin'.....no hatin'.....jst trippin'......abeg no dul....
*singing*
pop smthn ehn...pop smthn!

*Singing*
stand up 4 d champion 4 d champion stand up!
Chelsea to baedt.......wa gbayi jor!

I tire o.
*yawning*

Mtcheeeeeeew!

olufunmibi: Now that I don't make up to $870 dollars in a month working my ass off on the rowdy and noisy street of ikorodu lagos,using my 2 feet for logistics and transportation, most ladies I have a crush on see me as a joker but because of the sensitive nature of my job they are polite to just tell me that they don't feel God is leading them in that direction or that they think we should just be friends.


I'm sure God will lead many of them in my direction if I had been a Coke/heroine dealer with a spanking new "Vroooming" Escalade with accomodation in VGC. Well we dey where we dey, hoping one day to meet one who will see the potentials, Prospects and value we carry as something worth signing the dotted lines for. I agreed I wasted time during my university days,it is proven that you get more real people with less pretension and some reasonable sense of reality while you are still in school than when you are out in the labour market so in a way I take responsibity too!

But on a lighter note all of you guys truly know ugly girls rarely give someone a lot of problems, but to date an ugly requires serious resolution. You will be absent minded, when you marry sex will be like homework that your teacher gives you way back! Mhen its just complex!I mean the pretty girls versus ugly girls bias .

Now tell me who doesn't want to marry an attractive woman? That very high demand for the attractive woman is what our ladies are cashing on and the most Virile competitor gets the bid.you must have the Build/shape or be downright handsome and tall, if you are a musician of great commercial value, think of D'Banj, Banky W,your life don beta it is any woman money can buy at least we all watch music vedios women, booze, Money in Dollars.if your papa is financially loaded, God has already spoken to the babe on your behalf, the answer is YES! And if you finished from stanford or Yale and you work in a multinational Corporation, then God has taken control already,the babe is yours!


but if you are like me, don't joke with Redemption Camp oh! And anytime you see SHILOH 2012, grab the poster and paste it in your room. Your time for Divine Intervention has come but make sure they don't arranged all those sisters who have destroyed their wombs with habitual multiple abortions in the "world" and are now Spiritual daughters of pastors for you O! "Too ba teri si mo sorry fun e gidigan (meaning if you enter that lacuna I'm very sorry for you. Well e go better! All the best dudes![left][/left]

*jst can't stop laughing*

Oau ife. 1st yr( moz hall:stinking bathrms nd toilets, 4 wardrobes, no kitchenete 14 in a rm meant 4 12)
2nd year (moremi hall:neat bathrms nd toilets +kitchenette, 4 wardrobes. 6 in a rm meant 4 5)
3rd yr (alumni hall: 4 wardrobes, plenty squaters plus the original 8 legal occupants.)
4th yr (moremi hall: 5 legal occupants)
its 2 be noted that moz, nd moremi halls wr to house 8 nd 3 students respectively bt adjustments wr made due 2 overpopulation.

gulfer: Ounje awon aiye!

lol. Was going 2 say dat! What a combo!

stepone: FI-DI-FI...(PDP) this is a plot. U People just want to win the 36 state under must... plans to intimidate other political parties Governor.

how pls? Are u saying they ve skeleton in their closets?

phemi3: hmnnnnn! Let me quickly point out that I'm a coward! Never really brokeñ with anyone via high table nor text; just walk away without any communication(text/call). Like I ve said; I have so many girlfriends because we just walk away from each other. I know ' i might not be man of enough'. But would you have me do; when every time I confronted sum1 abt a way out; they ended up crying like sum1 being sentence to death for stealing only egg! I tried breaking with a girl on April 1st; only for me to turn it to April fool. Just cant handle those scenes.

lol.u almost sounded lyk my ex. He jst went cold all of a sudden nd startd finding faults lyk....'u'r nt happy' 'u'r nt enthusiastic' 'u'r nt pasion8 bout d rel.'etc, etc. nt cosidering d fact dat i jst lost d only sis av ad al my lyf. Bt i wudnt av bn dz hurt if he had cme out straight instead of giving me attitude. Communicatn is vital even in a dying rel,if at all u av 2 kal it quit its apropra8 u sit d oda person dwn, mk hm/her undrstnd why u'v taken sch decision, dz shws u respect d oda person's feelings nd if ur partner's middle name is nt mario, he/she wud tak it wiv undrstnding nd maturity knowing fully well dat no mater hw hard it is; tym wil def heal it.
Going cold drasticaly or even gradually wil only brng hatred nd bitterness

So phemi, tell me, hw did u brk up wth ur own girlfrend? Share ur experience plz!

[quote author=Find Out!]Question: Aren't there some verses of the Quran that condone "killing the infidel"?

Answer: The Qur'an commands Muslims to stick up for themselves in a defensive
battle -- i.e. if an enemy army attacks,
then Muslims are to fight against that
army until they stop their aggression. All
of the verses that speak about fighting/
war in the Quran are in this context. There are some specific verses that are
very often "snipped" out of context, either
by critics of Islam discussing "jihadism," or by misguided Muslims themselves who
wish to justify their aggressive tactics. "Slay Them" - If They Attack You First For example, one verse (in its snipped
version) reads: "slay them wherever you
catch them" (Quran 2:191). But who is this
referring to? Who are "they" that this
verse discusses? The preceding and
following verses give the correct context: "Fight in the cause of God those who fight
you, but do not transgress limits; for God
loves not transgressors. And slay them
wherever you catch them, and turn them
out from where they have turned you out;
for tumult and oppression are worse than slaughter... But if they cease, God is Oft-
forgiving, Most Merciful... If they cease, let
there be no hostility except to those who
practice oppression" (2:190-193). It is clear from the context that these
verses are discussing a defensive war,
when a Muslim community is attacked
without reason, oppressed and prevented
from practicing their faith. In these
circumstances, permission is given to fight back -- but even then Muslims are
instructed not to transgress limits, and to
cease fighting as soon as the attacker
gives up. Even in these circumstances,
Muslim are only to fight directly against
those who are attacking them, not innocent bystanders or non-combatants. "Fight the Pagans" - If They Break
Treaties A similar verse can be found in chapter 9,
verse 5 -- which in its snipped, out of
context version could read: "fight and slay
the pagans wherever ye find them, and
seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in
wait for them in every stratagem (of war)." Again, the preceding and following
verses give the context. This verse was revealed during a
historical period when the small Muslim
community had entered into treaties with
neighboring tribes (Jewish, Christian, and
pagan). Several of the pagan tribes had
violated the terms of their treaty, secretly aiding an enemy attack against the
Muslim community. The verse directly
before this one instructs the Muslims to
continue to honor treaties with anyone
who has not since betrayed them,
because fulfilling agreements is considered a righteous action. Then the
verse continues, that those who have
violated the terms of the treaty have
declared war, so fight them... (as quoted
above). Directly after this permission to fight, the
same verse continues, "but if they repent,
and establish regular prayers and practice
regular charity, then open the way for
them... for God is Oft-forgiving, Most
Merciful." The subsequent verses instruct the Muslims to grant asylum to any
member of the pagan tribe/army who
asks for it, and again reminds that "as
long as these stand true to you, stand ye
true to them: for God loves the righteous." Conclusion Any verse that is quoted out of context
misses the whole point of the message of
the Quran. Nowhere in the Quran can be
found support for indiscriminate
slaughter, the killing of non-combatants,
or murder of innocent persons in 'payback' for another people's alleged
crimes. The Islamic teachings on this subject can
be summed up in the following verses
(Quran 60:7-: "It may be that God will grant love (and
friendship) between you and those whom
ye (now) hold as enemies. For God has
power (over all things), and God is Oft-
Forgiving, Most Merciful. God does not forbid you, with regard to
those who fight you not for (your) faith
nor drive you out of your homes, from
dealing kindly and justly with them: for
God loves those who are just."[/quote]Am dazed.....so u dnt even try 2 preach 2 d unbelievers, u dnt mk dem c reasons why dey need 2 repent of dr sin nd turn 2 God? Unbelievable!

My own bank acount can as well score highest nah......buh hmmm.....dat bed thng ehn? Nah only frustration nd regret go kil 2 amateurs wey try am.....dah bed nah d main thng jare! bed to badt!

ilugunboy: Did you said you were a youth corp member back then? That suggested you must be a graduate. With what you've typed up there as a graduate...am sorry to say you are not good enough to be call one (and am been mild here)

And here cmes anoda graduate i guess ......Show
of shame!

I perfectly undrstnd watchu going thru, my bf on hs own syd loves me(@least he says it) buh he feels am nt xcited nd enthusiastic bout d rel nd so he's puting up a cold atitude....u'v done ur best by leting hm knw hw u feel, if he truly luvs u, he wud neva letchu go. dnt force ursef on hm nd always rem dat a wise gurl leaves b4 she's left: am nt saying u shud brk up wiv hm; dnt even mention anyfin lyk dat buh u knw smtyms, we nid 2 let go of thngs or ppl we luv. I'l advice u let go 4 nw if he's urs, he'l surely cm bak nd fyt 4 ur luv. It may nt be 2 easy but jes try, if i cud do it; then u can! Goodluck!

Let's jst be realistic, we've read d post, gt confirmation 4rm sme 'state of osun' indegenes, read aregbe's feedbak; what else do we want? I also reside in osun nd i knw virtualy wat's hapening, am no suporter of any political party buh i thnk undr no circumstnce shud a nigerian gov replace d national flag, nd d coat of arm wth strange 1s. Its nt jst done that way! Belive it or nt, 98% of these alegations ar true. What hapens 2 d alegations he dnt fuly adress? I thnk he rily nids 2 adjust, at least he's nt d only acn gov in the sw, lets put sentiments asyd pls. Teachers ofcourse hav d right 2 send any pupil on hijab away if its nt part of d skul uniform! Lets always rem dr's an iota of truth in any rumour.

Cute tj, am nt sure u reside in osun state. Am also from osun state nd i dnt love hm, infact, every1 i knw in osun state dosnt lyk hm. Is dat a gov or a fuji master?? Mtchew!!! Imagne a gov kalin hs political oponent lyk a nauty primary skul pupil 'oloju kanta' jst because d man has bg eyebals. Every1 dat knws dz man nd listens 2 hs public shits whch he kals speech wil knw dat he's nt worthy of dat position. He's rude, raw nd fake.

[color=#000099][/color] N/landers plz i nd ur advice on what 2 gt 4 my bf 4 val. Am a fresh graduate o, i dnt av much bt i nid 2 gt hm smfn. He deserves it. What d'yu fink plz