therealchase:




bro those machanics dey make fire for money. like me give you this jist
so this day i was on my way i was about an hour from my destination then my car developed fault i komot start to they find mechanic like say na naija my brother i no see so i called a friend of mine and he sent me his mechanic's no i called baba he came to meet me. i can remember vividly that all all he did that day was just to change batteries just like them they do for naija nai im baba say him go collect $200 oga my eye shine. in all i paid the $200 just for him to swap batteries and make my car start i was just wowed.

and also that if your car develop fault let say the material is $200 them go collect workmmmanship $300 chai na business sha

I've read it countless times online how mechanics in the US make alot of money and I keep wondering why 60 person of Naija mechanics are earning a little income. At times I used to think maybe those guys over there are magicians, well ... like I've once said on this thread that car users in Nigeria don't mind using expensive car, buy costly spare parts but pay just a little for the service rendered by the mechanic to fix their car's problems... on the other hand I won't blame the car users.. I blame the mechanics e.g my master that has refused to package his workshop despite the fact that he owns the plot land he's using.. em no get package at all.. we're still using whining jack.. hydraulic jacks.. we work on sand .. we look so dirty self. but that one no mean say we no sabi work oo.

For example there was this day one Military officer in a nearby Cantonment came to our workshop in a convoy, I believe someone prolly his colleagues recommended my master to him but he was disappointed when he got to our workshop cos it didn't look like the way he expected it to be.. he told his men to make a U-turn and take him out of that vicinity.. lol.

As OGA come wey we tell am wetin happen.. he said.. "leave the foolish man alone!!! na motor em con do abi na Workshop em con look!!!".. lol.. I no fit laugh.

in fact.. d tin taya me.

FrankNetter:



Presently at a mechanic work shop. When I'm done, I'm sure I'd have gist for you based on automobile stuff.

see as auto workshop make sense compared to my OGA own .. to work for this kind workshop go dey sweet person sef.. cos I'm sure it'd be well equipped.
so franknetter how the repair con be ?.. wetin do the motor?.. e be like say panel beater go still do some things there sha.

PDPGuy:
Fun day at the beach

how I won take cope for this kain place.. my yeye libido no go allow me... too high!!!

therealchase:


Not everything just something to survive some of them do under table jobs(you suppose understand . Most of them are illegal immigrants that don't have the requirements to be employed so they do those jobs and are paid lesser than the minimum wage and them they work fireee

e yeah.. that's one of the reasons I don't support anything illegal.. it's not easy to work talkless of been paid less than the minimum wage... I hope i'd find it easier peradventure am opportune to travel abroad prolly the US in other not to fall a victim of illegal immigrant thingy.

OluDare01:
Most mechanics you will find around are Mexicans and the number of cars:mechanic ratio is so high

nawa for Mexicans ooo.. na. everything dem dey do?

OluDare01:
Automechanic

same thing my aunty wey dey Atlanta GA tell me. . but I keep wondering why those guys are well paid there compared to Naija.

well... one thing I've noticed is .. car users in Nigeria likes it when their car's problems are well fixed but they like paying less. no wonder mechanics over charge them when there's is a component that needs to be replaced cos that's the only way they can make some added cash.

sirRiddy:
When I check updates on this thread now, I have to look at the topic again to be sure I did not click on the other ashewo thread I am following instead

I think say na only me.

toluine56:

Hmm. Core i7 lapi. Baba you're balling oh.

franknetter never vex.. if em vex .. na MacBook pro and iPhone 7 u go dey see .. just wait.. OK?

FrankNetter:

Which one?

haaa . Gmail dey mad?.. check your email sha.. I bin reply u since midnight

FrankNetter:


Yeah man

check check!!..e be like say that madam wey I tell u about don Taya for this thread.. thank God!!

FrankNetter:
I now receive mails straight to my mobile device. Feel free to hit me up anytime. One love

same email address?

FrankNetter:
Wassup guys?

Wetin dey happen?

u won make I report u to Buhari say u no reply my email abi.. better reply or else.. hmm.. COAS

@lionlee216.. your head dey there... I can see you're a good bad sharp guy.. I wouldn't have done any better if I had to Play your role.

remember what I said the other time?.. do your job very well.. eat.. bite .. swallow.. dig... dig as in deeper.

enjoy yourself bro.

here is the post I shared

I said something related to this on Facebook late 2016.. check out the comment I got underneath.

AngelicBeing:
The bold of your post got me laughing so hard but it is the truth, l was in a similar situation years ago when l was in Amsterdam for a conference, l was paired with a Blonde of Surinamese descent during one of the interactive sessions, l engaged her into another ""the other room conference "" in the words of Buhari Lol, after the conference, l controlled her to my crib, to cut a long story short, she says l have to wash her plate very well to stimulate her before l eat the real meal, l was not ready to do it but she practically forced me into it, taught me how to do it very well,

my first and last time was this V babe.. I wasn't that good at it but she didn't allow me go further.. she almost ran mad.. but I'm still looking forward to see a CLEAN babe preferably Oyinbo wey go dey caress head and scream like a mad dog while I do my job nicely.. yeah... my job.. nicely.

still in Nigeria and finding it difficult to go church on Sundays .. what if I find myself in a western country.hmm

franknetter d bae get plan for u.. just play your game wisely cos I know they act stupid at first and play d victim card thingy later.

she go soon ask if u do give head...if she by any mistake open those legs for u.. then u should do your job nicely.. yeah.. ur job .. do it nicely and you'll be rewarded bountifully.

ibrocoast:
Intended applicant. Visa fee is now 64000. And these fee will expire on the 11 of this month and there is possibility that it will increase again

why all these increase thingy?.. na wa ooo.. I hope it doesn't plunge to 100k+ in the nearest future .. make dem pity us ooo

Officialkplus:
Mehn....US dey sweet me to go o..
But ..how much can one use to apply for a USA visa..
I have a family friend there.

But I wanna do this without anyone f*cling help...

Is this possible at all..??

it depends on the type of help u want.. either financial or other processing prolly visa agents.. I don't think impossibility exists in my dictionary.

cumz:
Now in Houston, Texas
Will bring full gist tomorrow...
Wanna rest now

u self don run abi.. NA wa oo.. make US no dey filled up before my time go reach to go there oo

NONNYG:
permanent resident visa

Easy o... permanent Visa no be beans ooo

alfonso36:
bro I feel you mehn! serious suffering and silent Death bro, that's the Nigerian treatment. I don gather as much as I can, just way to go about my papers remain, I know wan hear say them deny me, 800k no be beans, I've worked day and night to achieve it, Frank if you know any better person let me know o abeg

just have the believe that it's gonna work this time around. then we go gather dance like say no tomorrow

FrankNetter:


Bro, 7years for what exactly?

I don't understand too... maybe to get the visa or to get the green card after migrating to the US.

alfonso36:
Shey na white lady

I fear those whites.. @lionlee216 just be careful with those whites when giving head ooo... make she no go use her 2 legs strangle u....

just make sure you give 100% attention to every part wey she direct your head go.. do your job nicely .. lol

lionlee216 ride on Baba... chop anything anyhow.. in fact bite am.. swallow am.. make her scream your name in Aisha Buhari's voice.. and dont forget to scream for her too.. but u no tell us maybe she be black or white...


if I come that side eh.. hmm.. for the first few months I go dey do like mumu.. but any babe wey I handle once.. to leave me go hard ooo .. unless if no be say na Eba I dey chop most right from small.. trust me.

lionlee216:
This place so dry. Make i drop my experience on my first date with an american on sunday lol

OK ooo.. we dey wait ooo.. I dey fear their smile sha

Bossman:
What the poster was saying is that - if you haave a "Blood related" family member in the US on Green card or a Citizen, they can file your green card for you, but the waiting period is 7 years before you can actually get the green card.

ok .. now I understand.. but I think the immediate relatives of U.S. Citizens (defined as spouse, parents, and unmarried children under 21) are not subject to the annual quota. They can get their green card as soon as USCIS finishes processing their cases, which can take several months. .. I stand to be corrected thou.

therealchase:



Back in 2009 it was about 7 years

I don't really understand you here.. can u pls elaborate?

EgunMogaji:


Forget that thing, age is just a number. It's about accomplishments

sure but I don't like using that to compensate my silly mistakes.. being an undergraduate for now still annoys me coupled with that yeye NYSC

EgunMogaji:


Of course, we do, but there was only one on this particular oath day.

I am the proud Uncle of a retired US Marine.

uncle?... wow!..lol.. seems am interacting with someone old enough to be my dad here.. haha

EgunMogaji:
There was a Nigerian man in the US Army but I didn't get to meet him.

oh!.. but I think we have many Nigerians in the US army.

Bamibello:
The land of the free and the brave(awon okunrin meta). Lol. Citizenship is worth celebrating really, unlike this hell hole (Nigeria) we love despite all of her flaws.

hell hole?.. haba .. that's harsh