spank person bumbum?... oh . thank God oo.. I've finally seen the person I took bumbum obsession after. me dey like round thick ones Sha

FrankNetter:

Yeah, surprisingly, Manchester is a city in the USA.
**Edit
Now I'm confused bro

so you still dey use this s7? iPhone x fall on you!!!
upon say na one super heavy Gionee I dey use oo. hmm

YourFatherLap:
boss which country you dey??

I no even know

E don do oooo. .. UKmigrant ... Ki lo n sele na?.. kini latest?

Washington (CNN) - The woman who gave President Donald Trump's motorcade the finger in late October is speaking out after she said she was fired for the incident that went viral.

Juli Briskman, a former member of the marketing team at Akima LLC, was riding her bike as the presidential motorcade passed by, transporting Trump from his golf course back to the White House.

"My finger said what I was feeling," Briskman said. "I'm angry and I'm frustrated."

She flipped off the motorcade twice, and after the moment went viral, she told her employer.

"I thought that it would probably get back to my company eventually," Briskman said in an interview with CNN's Jeanne Moos.

She said she was told she had violated the company's social media policy, and said the company in turn fired her.

"I said, 'Well, that was me,'" Briskman told Moos, recalling her conversation with her former company's HR representative.

Briskman said she had been at the company for about 6½ months before the incident, and was working in the marketing department.

She added that she's "really not" the bird-flipping type.

"Health care doesn't pass, but you try to dismantle it from the inside," Briskman said. "Five-hundred people get shot in Las Vegas; you're doing nothing about it. You know, white supremacists have this big march and hurt a bunch of people down in Charlottesville and you call them good people."


http://cnn.it/2zCVG49

MackyNaija:





The fear of sexual assault accusation is the beginning of wisdom.
Guy, I fear woman for Yankee pass anything else.
Make we deh see as e deh go, love is an essential need of man.

Abi ooo... I never go Yankee but I fear Dem pass anything..

bayocanny:

Baba agba, e no easy o konji must catch u whether u like it or not..dem talk say their winter period na die e pass our own harmattan.
If you are trying to avoid akata, mehn akata go dey follow u bumper to bumper.

Follow me say wetin happen.. I go avoid Dem ni.. I no want their sexual harassment wahala

bayocanny:

you better carry akata use dem to hold body or else you go hear wehnnn for this cold weather..

baba if I go that end.. for the first year wey i go spend i no sure say I go near any akata oo.. I pray make God help control my libido .. too high!!!��

hanassholesolo:


This Paragraph really got to me. There is no thread on Nairaland that has kept me glued to my screen like this one. There is no thread on Nairaland that has interested me in such a way that when i sleep, i still wake up and come back to that same thread. There is no thread that has made me Happy, Sad, Frustrated, at the same time like this thread. Thank God for your self awareness and your ability to describe the little things you noticed. It made all the difference in the world. This thread made me question my entire existence. So i may die without having experienced what Modern civilization feels like? wow, it's too much.

just like the first time I drove a Toyota Corolla.. d tin make sense for my hand.. I con be like.. how Mercedes go con be for Lagos ibadan expressway?.. lol

Satansadvocate:



fair complexion ke.

How many Nigerian girls have heard about kegel toto excercise. They excercise the toto wella and all the wall around there,as in they can control the vulva and toto wall the way you control your hand and legs. Do your girlfriend do kegel?? No i guess. Do my sisters do?? No i say.. So guy toto senior toto..


Toto nah grade by grade. You thought when i made mention of plair that i was joking?? I serious die..

Kegel all the way

toto senior toto

baba ooo... I hail ooo

Satansadvocate:


You know the drill nah,toto senior toto

how?.. cos of the light complexion?

Rolly83:


Yes u are very right.Most European countries have this calm and soothing feeling unlike the USA!

well... I've been to either Europe or the US before.. but I think am obsessed with the US.. lol see me .. I don't even have an int'l passport yet

ladylco:


Dem don show you london style, my cousin whom we housed for years till he travelled abroad at our expense did same to my Dad.

God!! that's very bad of him or her

NwaAmaikpe:



Rashid Yekini will always be used as a learning point as to why people should not patronize native doctors to boost their careers.

The devil's gifts are never free.

so those that slumped and died on the pitch have visited native doctor too?.. naija .. na wa for una..

death is an inevitable phenomenon.. can happen anytime bro

comradespade:
Thank God!!!
First UK adventure. I'm tired of the US own

Ohhh. The Canada own was also interesting

share me the link abeg.. I enjoy reading stories like this

Ugosample:


I like the fact that you can choose your bills

I wish that was possible in Nigeria

I've witnessed two scenarios where an ATM dispensed fake naira notes and I'm sure those notes were not there by mistake.

austinelex:
frank tell us about White Chicks towards black guys over there and also want to know if one can work with tourist visa over there even thou na undertable work na something Frank just share more light abeg

you too like woman.. ahn ahn.. but I like your first question Sha... Franknetter come ooo

bigtt76:
He probably killed her before the accident and only used it to cover up the crime.

you mean the fire was just an Alibi?

Dasherz:

I think You're right in a way. .. a cover up for murder

alibi

Originalsly:
Hmmm....my woman my woman. .... did I miss the gist on this development?!

I taya oo .. lol.. my woman

UBGG:
I do not dream the way most people do. I go to bed, have these pictures in my head, fully aware it's not real. I hear the voices of people around me, leaves me wondering if I am half awake and asleep, simultaneously.

hallucinations

funny enough.. you might be happy knowing how much your income (either wages or salary) is in naira but when it's time to getting stuffs.. na dat time real currency conversion go start

MrFuckallday:

Almost 10k hehe. Issorai

lol.. this was the same way one of my female friends keep doing "mind" currency conversion when she first got to the UK.. she hardly get herself stuff even though her husband has a good job.. she even told me she quarreled with her husband when he got himself a Samsung s6 then. but as time goes on.. madam got used to to the system .. she don dey buy designer.. they now use a Samsung smart TV worth 500k here.. she sef con dey use Samsung Galaxy s8 now.. lol .. God is good!!!

Franknetter com update us abeg.

whywhyogun:


I never say, I would hire handsome men. anyway, how can you be sure you are handsome in my eyes ? I love 40 years old men, with a tummy and haunch.

how old are you if I may ask?

taylor88:
problem dey

lol.. no problem.. just pray she's the type that doesn't wear panties.

I'm still an undergraduate.. in two years I'd be done then I'll submit my CV and cover letter to your company.... trust me .. all your fantasies will become reality.

abduldope:
"I just wanna stay broke forever". Yeah, that's that shiit no one ever said

for where?.. who no won ball?

I really like Sony products especially their phones but it​ seems Samsung has won my heart.. .. Sony Xperia phones are good but they've really relented and Samsung has taken their place since the unveiling of the edge series.
I've once you've Sony Xperia TX.. that phone get hot easily which makes me got fed up with it coupled it fragility.

FrankNetter:
Question for everyone. Do you believe in predestination?

hmmm... big question if I may. well for me I believe I've been predestined to be rich and wealthy.. I just have the believe.. though I don't know what tomorrow holds. right from my childhood I've always long for something nice and sophisticated especially in terms of luxury.. though some see me as over ambitious or greedy type .. but that's has always been my choice .. i envisage alot.. I see myself becoming rich and wealthy but I don't know how this is going to happen but I believe it will so far am not idle .. I believe all would be fine.

Another thing is, even if your pastor or prophet says you're going to become this or that.. that doesn't mean you should relax and expect and impromptu miracle.. oga .. u go tey. such prophesy should serve as a guide to what ever your goal is.

In a nutshell, I believe we're all predestined to become or serve one purpose or the other.

MrLP what of that babe wey dey play u then?.. remember that thread?

FrankNetter:



Presently at a mechanic work shop.When I'm done, I'm sure I'd have gist for you based on automobile stuff.

When you're done, you were sure you'd have gist for me based on automobile stuff.

still expecting your gist ooo