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EgunMogaji:
Of course, we do, but there was only one on this particular oath day.

I am the proud Uncle of a retired US Marine.

uncle?... wow!..lol.. seems am interacting with someone old enough to be my dad here.. haha

EgunMogaji:
There was a Nigerian man in the US Army but I didn't get to meet him.

oh!.. but I think we have many Nigerians in the US army.

Bamibello:
The land of the free and the brave(awon okunrin meta). Lol. Citizenship is worth celebrating really, unlike this hell hole (Nigeria) we love despite all of her flaws.

hell hole?.. haba .. that's harsh

how I wished I could remove one of those smart TVs there.

ccollins:
love that bro,how do I add you as a friend, are you on Facebook or have a email

he might welcome d e-mail stuff .. but Facebook?.. u won see how Franknetter looks like?.. lol

Electroweb:
@ originalsly,
I A lot goes into what we see finally on the CNN.

when is our NTA gonna look this fascinating?.. we are still far far behind.. walai

Thanks alot @Bossman. I pray God puts me through when the time comes. amen!

Franknetter any update?.. even if na photo of aboki suya seller for Chi-Town .. put am here

Schwartz lets say I make $100,000 per annum.. depending on the area I reside.. can I still be left with at least $50,000 after all the deductions for rent.. tax.. and other expenses?

Chelseafan1:
The one with my number?? I haven't gotten any whatsapp message tho.

d number no complete

SlowlybtSurely:
What if he really doesn't have the $20?

haba. ... $20?.. wey no be say na $5 em dey collect per hour

etiosa97:
Sometimes i just think I'm not 18 cuz i think like someone in he's 30's.... Well as a ghetto boy wen he eye tear for money make i see which yeye agent wen wan come scam me.... Well do you have any advise for me as regards migrating

meself I be learner for here ooo... na people like CFCman and EgunMogaji na dem fit help u with some clues.. Ans try follow some other related threads here.

etiosa97:
how do i even go about it?? I've barely been to 4 states in Nigeria let alone travel abroad.............. Please anyone who can help me should pm me abeg...

did I just heard you say you're 18?.. wow!.. nice one.. just be careful with those fraudulent agents.

FrankNetter:
Una dey vex for here o

oh .. u think say this thread still belongs to u?.. lol.. u never see anything.. this thread go reach more than 500+ pages

Chelseafan1:
Na true you talk baba, see one of my uncles wey been dey live with us b4 my aunt file for am, I been beg am make e just send me $20 wey be say hin first child wey don dey with us since like 13 years now sef go need small change, since 3 days now, bros no gree reply me.

Common $20 ooo

Na all these kind relatives dey make am dey pain me say my momcee fuccck up as she no accept the offer.

Person wey don dey dere for like 8 years now, don become citizen, don come naija like twice..., u dey see as pple wicked, wetin be $20

hmmm... that's life for u.. but don't blame your mum.. God knows d best... but that egbon no try.. same thing happened to me late 2016.. there was this man I met while working in a hotel then.. 2013 precisely.. I knew he was rich and has a lot of connections.. we got used to each other base on one or two things before I resigned to go learn Automobile mechanic then which I even told him about and he was encouraging then. late 2015 we met on FB and I discovered he has traveled abroad with his wife and we used to talk once in a while, he even told me he'll be back by December then.. so far he was into importation of goods from the US, I didn't find it difficult asking him to help me get a used laptop computer which I was ready to pay for then. na so em say make I no worry ooo say em go help me get am say make I forget about money.. to cut the long story short.. NA that month em block my ugly ass. .. lol

he later unblocked me ooo.. but I didn't add him up again.. so far am still alive.. I'll keep my ambitious fire burning.

Chelseafan1:
Lol, if na she, I for don go meet Babalawo make e help me do love portion since na

lol.. d babe set no be small .

Chelseafan1:
I be Jesus boy, I no sabi anoda way ooo, but ryt now, be like say any way na way o.

na d same tin person like osinbajo go talk na.. but Baba leg go long small.

Chelseafan1:
Is it the same as Student visa?? What are the requirements, wouldn't I need to have millions in my account first to have a chance??

yes it is. but no forget my previous advise wey I give u.. who be dat apari VO.. dem no born em papa

Chelseafan1:
Lmao....Naija, I hail thee.

hahahaha... u think say na ordinary when PDP senators no fit screen Amaechi?.. dem no fit look em face NA .. dem won die? anyone one wey won show stubborness to talk self fit dey cough till d rest of em life... lol

Chelseafan1:
Which means u wan take go na, I need help abeg, me don ready to go now, I am ready to forfeit everything I have going on here already, make my brother dey take care of things here.

I don get money for visa, flight and all other expenses.

Na my momcee just fuccck things up o, her elder sis begged to file for her many years ago while we were still young, my momcee say she no dey go, now all her other siblings wey her sis file for, 3 of them don go like 7 years ago.

All of them are now citizens, doing well over there. One of them tried to help me come over last years thru visit visa, dt apari VO refused me.

Which other sure means dey,u could send me a pm please.

Cc FrankNetter.

lol.. Yoruba people use to say "oju lasan kose gbomo lowo ekuro" go and look for "ise awure to daju" . dem no burn d VO well make he or she deny u.. even if u dey talk rubbish for mouth em go just dey smile ni.. white paper straight. tell ur mum about this.

FrankNetter:
Here, you won't hear of your bosses owing you salary, as you dey come work, you clock in with your fingerprint, your time go dey read, some companies even give you health insurance after being with them for some time.

Bottom line is, you are paid for every second of your time. Jobs full everywhere as long as you're legal. I'm basically a high school graduate, but I'm making some money jejely. Talk more of those who are professionals (like Cfcman them).
Like I said earlier, no matter what you read on this thread, you will not fully appreciate it until you see yankee for yourself. Na here you go see the true definition of "there are many ways to kill a rat".

imagine high school graduate chopping money jejely .. if I con come there finish my masters nko.. and u self finally graduate.. I swear bisola of bbnaija go come give u head .. lol.. forgive my naughtiness

FrankNetter:
These oyibo people can't pronounce my native name, it's so nice watching them try to. Though I have two english names (baptismal and confirmation names), I chose to stick with my native name. My native name is Obinna but they've helped me abbreviate it to "oh-bi"

dem go soon ask for your nickname.. but wait ooo .. what if your name is EgunMogaji?.. lol... tongue go nearly cut.

Imagine a Nigerian saying Nigerian youths are lazy.. I don't even know what to tell this bros.

neurosci:
Exactly! Great job you are doing here. Pls endeavor to share more experiences from time to time on life there; both the pros and cons.

the cons might be racism

FrankNetter:
I dey come bro. Wait small for the gist

snappy abeg. I don refresh this page taya

FrankNetter:
You should provide links to support your arguments bro.

if Twoods start argument I never see person wey fit withstand am for this thread.. even egbon EgunMogaji

FrankNetter:
Ehe, una know say dem dey fetch water for yankee?

Pics coming up shortly

well, stream or lake? tell me something abeg.

CodeineSKroches:
Noooooo

alright.. so franknetter.. CFCman and EgunMogaji.. una no go gist person abi?.. until we ask for gist.. if I vex come meet una for there eh.. hmm .. ok

CodeineSKroches:
badt guy, na futminna you dey?

yes ooo.. no go report to Prof Musbau Akanji ooo

0b10010011:
You never chop dog be that


Dog sweet pass goat meat, especially if u see matured Doberman or Rottweiler

lol... pls forgive me .. abeg.. I no even know wetin I dey talk that time self.. maybe because e don tey wey I chop dog meat.

FrankNetter:
O boy, yankee soft! You just have to experience it yourself.

see as e dey sweet me like goat meat

FrankNetter:
See as everywhere fine

if na Nigeria this kind trees plenty like this.. witches and wizards go don turn am to their headquarters.

lionlee216:
You know that "Uk based female friend" can come to your rescue once again by taking you to UK

God bless your hustle and happy Sunday

married and dependent (husband)