₦airaland Forum

grafixdon:
Calm down oga, he said he doesn't find them funny. He never said he hate them. No be everybody go be their fan naa, na everybody like you..... Think am naa

Oga we be black man OK? So We recognize 'badbelle' anytime we see one.
Na ppl like dt go tell woman wey juss born pikin sey ''see d small tin wey she born on top of d huge belle she bin get''

Today is these boys' day to rejoice.
If he wan discuss any contrary thing, make e open another thread for that, and dt is understandable, but not this thread they are being celebrated!

tosine102:
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Attach ds one to ur post. Make e go hugam sharp-sharp.
Na bad news dey sweet them pass

Nigeriabiafra80:
Cowards they are
Wake hearing them beat war drum,I will go back to sleep

Hehehehe.....
Bia nwoke, sofrey-sofrey blow dt 'coward' trumpet o.
because, d lass time I check dictionary 4 d meaning, na 'ojukwu' and 'KANU' I see o.

Odi denjelos o
Ehn-ehn!

Igbochief001:
I have noticed that Yoruba nation never respond to an accuser untill they are dead

Ojukwu challenged them for years that if anyone doubt he released awolowo that the person should come out ...for years ..over 30 years ...no one came out ......

But as soon as he died Yoruba nation rolled out propaganda and propaganda to rewrite the story how gowon released awolowo from a prison he had no control over

Achebe case is not different ...he wrote about awolowo and Yoruba actions in the war ...they didn't say shit till he died

Now Al-Mustapha...have challenged yorubas ...how they took money for abiola death ..and no yoruba is talking

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/yoruba-leaders-know-abiolas-killers-al-mustapha/amp/

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/233901-yoruba-leaders-bribed-to-keep-mum-about-abiolas-killers-al-mustapha.html

https://viewerscornernews.online/retired-major-hamza-al-mustapha-allegedly-accused-some-yoruba-leaders-of-collecting-bribes-from-those-that-were-responsible-for-the-murder-of-chief-mko-abiola/

Are yorubas going to wait till he dies too ? ...when would the yorubas response .. because if this is true it means yorubas are the biggest hypocrite in Nigeria and that would be confirmed

Very simple.
Have u seen a sane man rile himself up at every sayings of a mad man?
Somebody wee just sit at d corner of his room and utter whatever comes out of his empty skull.

Ask those same sets of ppl to provide proofs/evidence of their slander now and they be like:

Fulaniherdmens:
OUR OWN LITTLE UCHE WILLIAMS IS DOING IT FOR THEM, DON'T WORRY SOON THE IBOS WILL TAKE OVER THE AFFAIRS OF LAGOS, IBADAN, ILORIN, THEN THEY WILL UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THEIR GOVT CAN'T DO ANYTHING; THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE MORE THAN LITERATE BUT THE FLATTINO'S, NYAMURI AS THEY CALL THEM WILL EMANCIPATE THEIR REGIONS. HAUSA'S KEEP CHASING THE IBO'S AWAY SINCE BIAFRA, LETS SEE IF THE YOROUBA'S CAN!!!

I shake my head for all of una.
The perennial cognitive problem which befalls d average SE Joe is dt u always place d cart b4 d horse, ie, u talk/act first, then u think later!

By now, the SE shd not be in d precarious position it finds itself, but d mistakes ur progenitors made - can we really call nature/DNA/genes mistake?- u r still joyfully revelling in it.

I 'raff'

I blv D's image explains it all:

omenka:
Good day all.

Thought I'd reply all involved individually through email but that would mean too much work.

As you may know, just a couple of weeks ago, I created a thread requesting that 20 nairalanders sent me some information for possible consideration for some opportunity. I got well over 40 entries, out of which I choose eighteen.

I had the names of those candidates selected added
to the list which was dispatched to Abuja. We were hopeful all will work out right.

]Three days ago, I got a feedback requesting that a particular format of the list be created using Excel, with several additional information requested of the applicants, including personal and spousal BVN[
Unfortunately, when the mail came through, yours truly was nowhere close to a PC as I was neck deep in some critical work in a rural area in CRS. In addition, I wasn't comfortable asking people I've never met in my life, and hardly know, to provide such sensitive information. Furthermore, a deadline for re- submision was set at August 11. Even if I had had all the information, it would have been nearly impossible for me to meet the deadline.

I don't want to reveal much here but two persons here who know me fairly personally know what it's about.

I would simply be on the lookout as these opportunities come every once in a while. But this one has sure passed us by.

I'm sorry folks.

We march on regardless.

God bless us all.

I agree with d bolded tho.

Thanks anyways for even thinking of helping nairalanders.....ppl u scarcely know.
What will be will be.

ORIENTATION101:
Jagaban doesnt go to usa, it is usa that comes to bourdilon

Waa Gbayi!

RuudVanNisteroy right now:

goodnessme1:
Ohaneze should keep on deceiving themselves.


You think with the level of hatred yorubas and hausafulanis have for Igbos they will vote you for president.


People that will rather vote shekau of boko haram than voting for a well qualified Igbo candidate.

As for me,i stand for total freedom from the zoo called nigeria.

...and u too had rather vote a goat in PDP dn cast ur vote for anyone in APC.
At least we understand oursefs there, so case settled, equation balance!

They are two different things. Let me tell you, it is coming to a point that Igbo presidency is becoming a right; no more privilege because it is only the South East that has never tasted the presidency and we have been voting for everybody.

Ngwanu, no plobrem, go and force yasef on Nigerians nah!
Politics- F9

hajimosho:
^{2023 PRESIDENCY}
North East and North Central have not tasted it since 1999. Should they also claim it as a right?

If Ohaneze don't bargain with something reasonable than this junk, they are in for another shocker and round of agitations.

_{If the North is One zone, then the South is also One zone.
No microzoning}

As in ehn....

dokie:
As a proud Igbo man, I can tell you for free that in Nigeria today, no Igbo man stands a chance against tinubu or any one from any other tribe.

The reason is simply because igbo's, while having very competent people for the job are hated across the nation.

It's wisdom to tell yourself the truth. That's why we encourage PDP to field a slightly detribalized northerner to send APC home if they make the mistake of fielding a south westerner.

You tried very well by spilling over 80% truths in ur comment up there - which is un-Ipoblike.
Perhaps u can take it to a 100% by telling us:
1) why, to paraphrase ur words, the whole Igbo nation has lost hope just because of ordinary one man- Tinubu?
2) why, to borrow ur words, 'igbos are hated across d nation'.
3) when will they ever have d balls to contest directly without HIDING behind another region.
4) why igbos always have issues wherever they sojourn. Just in 2018 alone:
**Togo attacked Nigerian traders
https://www.nairaland.com/5257040/igbo-nigerian-traders-attacked-togo

**Ghana attacked Nigerian traders
https://t.guardian.ng/news/ghanaians-attack-nigerian-traders-at-kumasi-market/
https://nairametrics.com/2019/11/12/again-ghanaian-traders-shut-nigerians-businesses/

**south Africa attacked Nigerian traders
https://www.nairaland.com/3637189/xenophobia-africans-attack-nigerian-businesses

what is dt thing in u dt makes peaceful coexistence with ur neighbours a hard thing?
What's dt odious thing in ur DNA dt breeds resentment in others?

Pls, say the truth!

junketer:
It baffles me how the sw are hoping that the north will vote against a northerner if the pdp fields one in 2023. How can you hope on north's vote in 2023 against a northerner? Very funny indeed.

It baffles me more when d same ppl wailing 'marginalization', 'its our turn' in d morning turn around and 'atikulate' in the evening.

Odiegwu!

plusfield:
Those of you who called them all sorts of names when they started agitating for self rule are now agitating too for oduduwa republic. Am sure, if igbos leave the agitation, you people will lack the guts to continue in the agitation.

Lolz, self-consolation is allowed.
Who is 'crying a lagoon' as we speak?

We wish u God speed as u strive towards 'biafla', but don't drag yorubas into ur isssh bikonu!

ImaIma1:
Please stop this "simp" thing and make more intelligent contributions.

Some of you don't know anything more than "simp"

Lolz, of all d tory wey full ground, na 'simp' dey pinch u?
Contribute 4 d mata and leave 'simp' for 'Simpsons' biko.

decatalyst:
You are right!


But let me tell you something, what you will not accept when rich, nah from when you are poor you go dey reject am.

Maybe it's a bit late for him now, but while they were seeing each other before marriage, he should have seen it. The woman is just a being herself and to her, you are trying to change her.

There is a perfect person for everyone. Dirty people can meets and love each other's way of life!

Tank God u admitted u r single.
U see ehn, nor be every fiance/fiancee character their partner fit know finish when dem still dey court.

*For one, they prolly never lived with each other b4 marriage, talk less of her exhibiting DT behaviour.

*Two, even if they lived together, ppl sabi hide their tru e nature just to form 'good boy/girl' to therir partner.

*Three, ppl claim d "he who finds a wife finds a good thing" part of d bible but never for once asked why Jesus himself remained single for him 33+ yrs in ds world and even codedly supported celibacy self.
When we get to DT part, we 'jump and pass': Lolz,

Matthew 19:10-12 (KJV)
His disciples say unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry.
But he {Jesus} said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

infogenerator:
I'm sorry about what you have to endure. You've a serious trouble in your hand bro, a woman who doesn't seem to see anything wrong in her error, doesn't take corrections, and hisses at her man every opportunity she gets, will most definitely fustrated you out of marriage.

To be honest, the least of your problem is her dirtiness. Luckily for you, neatness is something that can be learnt, so with the right attitude and mindset she can even become neater than you.

Your real problem is her attitude. I'm glad you've never gotten physical with her, please do well to maintain that, irrespective of what others might tell you .

Following your narrative, I'm assuming you've tried to talk her out of this disrectful attitudes, still it persists. You need to talk to someone she respects and listens to. Does she have parents, siblings or relations make that person your ally. I'm sure she will rethink things.

If after the efforts nothing changes or she gets even worse, please consider the fact that you might be in a wrong marriage.

You've spoken well.....but DT bolded part sha......e get as e be.
. Once a 3rd party gets involved it might change d dynamics of d marriage as either party (or both) will continually run to the reconcilliator after any quarrel. And for how long will they keep doing DT?

Moreover, Most of our ppl nor dey know their boundary. The 3rd party may use DT opportunity to be forming king Kong in their marital space, which, again isn't proper.

Its only them DT can make dr marriage work, and its all about both parties making sacrifices and coming to compromises. 'Agidi' won't solve it!

Like u rightly said, d woman clearly has attitude challenge which uncle most prolly didn't notice during their courtship.

thesicilian:
I can bet my next 6 months salary that you're not married.

Obviously.
Dem think say 'woman mata' na 1+1=2.

I laff

Kriss216:
Being a Simp and getting married to a Nigerian girl is deadlier than cancer.

Lolz, becos she hissed?
Obviously u still be bachelor, if not u 4 know say women character are mostly d same.

Jesus bin don alert guys o, but conji nor gree us get sense.

**You think it was with clear eyes DT d son of man lived 33+ yrs on earth without marrying?

**You think say d son of man nor know wetin e dey do when he backed up peter for saying "its not good to marry"?

Matthew 19:10-12 (KJV)
His disciples say unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry.
But he {Jesus} said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Bross, u don enteram o, ds na ya cross.
May God give u enuff grace to bear it!

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honeyB2018:
Thanks guys, the yabis between the Igbos and the Yorubas are quite interesting.
But I think it is better to have the baby factory, than to be a skull miner, guy what do you think?

Didn't KANU tell u about okija shrine- d 'Alaba international markate' of ritualism in Nigeria?

Missfree:
I pray for Laycon this morning. May every Erica leave his memory.May God give him strength to forget his love for her. May he find favor today. hope Erica won’t go and meet him again

Lolz, I wish I could type 'amen' but I nor wan waste my energy because d most important problem sef u nor put am as prayerpoint, instead na 'hope' category u put am, whereas d others na prayers - ie 'May' category.
E jus be like d woman wey pray for husband and pikin but still dey use contraceptives, how she wan take get belle.

Even if ur ('may')- prayers are answered and d yeye girl still carry her 'kukrukere' waka go meet am, ds mumu boy go return to him vomit o.

Perhaps u shd modify/complete DT prayer.
#juss_saying!

HIGHESTPOPORI:
See how my fav is disgracing himself, why will I not port to a more serious person

Don't blv everything u see.
Chats can well be easily doctored, u know.
Have u crosschecked it?

MrGrimm:
Laycon should not mind Erica. I just like how kidwaya is mature in this triangle. But kidwaya must enjoy Erica this week, dey don they kiss before entering the HOH room.

Someone dt has most prolly dated more beautiful girls?
E nor even send any girl inside d house.

Abeg d guy just dey catch cruise.

plusfield:
What igbos see sitting down will hit other tribes in the nose before they could see it.
When this alarm was raised a long time ago, igbos were taunted and mocked. Issorrai

Keep deceiving yasef!
Prolly if they had NOT ONLY stood up but also climbed d iroko tree in d 50s and 60s, you won't be in d bruised-nosed position u r today.

Simplyleo:
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Take this call to your people and leave Yoruba muslims out of it.

Na so!
Or else in 50 yrs time some kids wee begin to wail "how yoloba mozlemz beetlaid us"

Odi denjelos biko!

Bbnboymay:
Erica should know how to clearly state what she wants next time. Mental attraction does not mean I'm not interested, ok?

Many women are like dt:
*attracted to A's physique
*attracted to B's cognitive skills
**attracted to C's money
**attracted to D's courtesy
**Attracted to D's sex skills
**Attracted to F's voice
**attracted to G's complexion
.
.
.
.**attracted to Z's intelligence.

Its no brainer dt she has feelings for mr. 'Mental attraction' but noffin will ever come out of it in dt space, which he fails to realise - except he's acting out a script by deliberately ramming his head against a steel wall.

Outside? A capital YES. The gal nor be d stingy type
He would've tasted d Cookey jar tey-tey, but not inside dt house for obvious reasons.

Nb:
That's d reason why it is grand-fuulishness 4 a man to fight over a (esp). loose woman. Were ds scenario to play outside d house, at least one person will be hurt/dead by now!

makydebbie:
Hope you all are watching. Laycon wouldn't have picked Erica, so Erica needs to leave the chopping board asap since Laycon wouldn't have upholded their promise as well and would've done the same thing.

Lolz, so u blv am?
The gye is so slayed by 'ruv' dt e go pack Erica shit chop!
I don tell u: drag d boy for him fuulishness as e don fall hand big time, but dt "e get gf outside" and "e say e go choose geisha (abi na kaisha)" narrative nor follow.

Obalatule:
Timibu is unfit for to stand for any electable post, Man is dirty all round

Another pained being.
Ndo!

Mariinee:
But tbh, how many people will see Kiddwaya on ground and choose Laycon? Lmao, I understand Erica. But she has no reason to want to stay friends. In fact, she should have given him as much space as possible.

Fact is, had they been outside, laycon would've 'eaten d grocery' as its obvious DT she undoubtedly has feelings for him- mental or not- as she would have just simply double dated both gyes, but right inside that space, it will never happen for obvious reasons, and as a 'gee' himself, he shd've known DT.

Na DT one dey pain me pass

RuudVanNisteroy:
You chat bare breeze.

RuudVanNisteroy:
Imagine CNN,BBC and other international news media reporting your President was a Chicago drug baron, who had two notorious drug traffickers as directors in his company. The Nigerian passport will become useless, even Somalia and Sudan will start rejecting Nigerians.

See painment!