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Maidugu Bulama: a monkey asked her mother why are we so ugly? mother replied thank GOD just look at the person who is reading the joke

chaai... see B.H member, na here u want 2 drop ur first bomb on nairaland?

*Father: Okon, 1+1 is what?
The boy thinks for a while and confesses he doesn't know. Angered, the father jumps up and shout: Ehn! Okon if i give you 1 akara and another 1 akara how many akara you go get?
*Son: 2 akaras!
Thats better said the father.
*Father: what about 1-1?
But Okon yet again didn't know the answer.
The father outraged, jumps again and this time shouts: Okon if i give you 1 akara, i come collect am back, wetin go remain for your hand?
*Son: na only the oil na!

Beaf: The amnesty for the real militants has long come and gone.

Those that are just beginning to clamour were never part of the struggle, but are opportunists who want to go abroad for training and such stuff, because they think that is the beginning and end of the ND cause.
Quite a few of them are known armed robbers.

I concur.

odumchi: Ihe a dum dicha egwu. Igbaliala. Onwe ihe mchoro ikwuru gi, eagle awughi 'egbe' o bu 'ugo'. 'Egbe' bu kite. So, kee kwan nke umu nwanyi anaghi eri na ala unu? O bu egbe ka o bu ugo?

Nwanne m daalu.. O bu egbe(i.e kite) ka umunwanyi anaghi eri na ala m..

Torch1: 1) Nwanyi anaghi atutu mkpuru orji n'ala Igbo ebe m si(women don't pick/pluck cola nut).
2) umu nwanyi anaghi ari elu akwu(women are forbidden from climbing palm tree, it is abormination to do so).
3) Mmadu ikwu udo ma o bu igbu onwe ya bu alu n'ala Igbo, anaghi eli ha na ala(it is a sacrilege to commit suicide, we don't mourn let alone burying thier corpse).
4) Ndi Igbo anaghi aru nwanne ha, o bu nso ani(it is also a sacrilege to marry ur relatives in Igbo land)
5) Nwanyi anaghi eri mbe ma o bu egbe na ala Igbo nke m(Females don't eat tortoise/eagle in my own part of Igbo land)

nõ 5 is my favourite, dnt ask me why.. lol

1) Nwanyi anaghi atutu mkpuru orji n'ala Igbo ebe m si(women don't pick/pluck cola nut).
2) umu nwanyi anaghi ari elu akwu(women are forbidden from climbing palm tree, it is abormination to do so).
3) Mmadu ikwu udo ma o bu igbu onwe ya bu alu n'ala Igbo, anaghi eli ha na ala(it is a sacrilege to commit suicide, we don't mourn let alone burying thier corpse).
4) Ndi Igbo anaghi aru nwanne ha, o bu nso ani(it is also a sacrilege to marry ur relatives in Igbo land)
5) Nwanyi anaghi eri mbe ma o bu egbe na ala Igbo nke m(Females don't eat tortoise/kite in my own part of Igbo land)

Aderupoko2: Numba wan - Yekini
Lamba too - Okocha
Numba tiri - Keshi
Numba pour - Kanu
Numba pipe - Amokachie/Finidi

lmao! See numbering..

Hahahahahaha... Laff Wan Tear My Brokos... I like dat one u drew Alj Uche Harem..

MUSIWA all the way!!!

I nominate Musiwa and Jarus!

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Iconic Ojukwu T-shirt! I luv it, am going to buy one! Ikemba Lives On.

ak47mann:
igwe12332@yahoo.com Udo diri gi
for sure

daalu! Nwanne! I have sent it, Udo dikwara gi,

ak47mann:
Anambra is teaching them how to lead

nwanne m, can i have ur email? I want to send u something ok!

Torch1:
check this one, http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVY1jPVLMeuQ%26feature%3Dshare&feature=share&v=VY1jPVLMeuQ&gl=US

some said is fake while some believed it is real, this is Nigeria.

Beaf:
Please post one link, mek I see strong tin jare!

check this one, http://m.youtube.com/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVY1jPVLMeuQ%26feature%3Dshare&feature=share&v=VY1jPVLMeuQ&gl=US

executinal:
I AM THE KING OF oduduwa kindom, Can any one try me, in the mist of my brother??

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Nice one! lol

noblezone:
It is rather coming at a very wrong time.

All these while the Boko Haramist are doing their "Allah's" wish, why didnt they vow to protect Christians?

It is time to use them abi? Any body who buys this dummy should have himself to blame.

Why havent they go on protest against the Boko Harams?

what more can i ask? They have vowed to protect Christians if only they will help them protest against GEJ's fuel subsidy removal but they never vowed to protect them against Boko haram and all the religious crisis that have been going on up there. Hmmm, Hypocrites!

alj_harem:
Got this from a friend in Kaduna.

Muslims in all northern states have sworn with their lives to protect Christians during this hour of protest. Every southerner or Christian going home after the protest should be well assured that we Northern muslims rather die than allow him to be hurt by anyone.

lol @d bolded,, So what will happened after the protest against fuel subsidy removal? I just hope those Xtians up there will not fall my hand, this another way they will use to kill Xtians and loot thier properties becos GEJ is a Xtian and not a muslim.

Armed with the data, Adetunmbi noted that in most states, the private sector is weak and unable to generate economic growth and jobs that are required, thereby making the states and local governments the largest employers of labour with attendant fiscal imbalance.

“The bulk of the revenue of these states is currently financing payroll of the civil service which constitutes less than 4% of the total population in all states; if this trend continues, many of the states would become financially insolvent and increasingly handicapped to finance real sectors and drive economic growth, job and improved livelihoods,” he said.

I think the bolded is the main reason why Anambra and Abia state is among the healthy state, not that they are richer than states like Rivers, Lagos, Delta state etc,

Sun of god:
27 states face bankruptcy
•Abia, A’Ibom, Anambra, Jigawa healthy
•Senators urge merger of states
From ADETUTU FOLASADE-KOYI, Abuja
Friday October 28, 2011



Photo: Sun News Publishing


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From the Senate came the gloomy news yesterday that the financial accounts of 27 states are in the red as some of them have been declared either “distressed” or “gloomy.” Only Abia, Akwa Ibom, Anambra and Jigawa states were given a clean bill of health. The six states that are in financial distress are: Kano, Sokoto, Niger, Zamfara, Katsina and Osun.
Those deemed critical are: Ekiti, Plateau, Benue, Edo, Borno, Adamawa, Cross River, Enugu, Taraba, Ogun, Kogi, Yobe, Ebonyi, Ondo and Kaduna.

In the unhealthy cadre are: Oyo, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Nasarawa, Gombe and Rivers while Imo, Kwara, Lagos, Kebbi and Delta were given the ‘tolerable’ tag. The data was sourced from the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF) Labour Policy Report, 2011 as contained in a motion titled: Looming danger of bankruptcy in states: The need for fiscal evaluation, sponsored by Senator Olubunmi Adetunmbi (ACN, Ekiti North).

To forestall the looming catastrophe, the Senate advised the Federal Government to expeditiously review the revenue sharing formula in favour of states and local governments.

so what is going to happen if the FG decides to review the revenue sharing formula, are they going to increase other states own and leave Abia, Akwa Ibom, Anambra and Jigawa states revenue becos they are healthy?? Am just curious!

“The bulk of the revenue of these states is currently financing payroll of the civil service which constitutes less than 4% of the total population in all states; if this trend continues, many of the states would become financially insolvent and increasingly handicapped to finance real sectors and drive economic growth, job and improved livelihoods,” he said.

He told the Senate that “most state governments now rush to the capital market to raise long-term bonds to finance development projects”, which if misused, would spell doom for their future and the financial quagmire of states. Also, Chairman of the Niger Delta Committee, Senator James Manager, re-echoed the call for merger of states and asserted that “all the states are distressed. Something has to be done. So many states are not supposed to be states because they have nothing to offer, they are burdens on Nigeria. Those not viable should be merged with the viable ones, hence, the imperativeness of fiscal federalism.”

lol, Na wa oo for dis Niger Delta man but he said the truth anyway.

1025:
goodluck pdp, fresh air nigeria. we are watching

Every slowpoke want to comment on Nairaland, i wonder how this one locate the reply button when he/she couldn't read and understand the story?

Lasinoh:
Ogwokor gwokor!
2 Igbo states
1 Hausa state
1 Calabar state

Something good from Abia after all. . .we thank GAD!

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Ogwokor gwokor!!!!

Never a dull moment with you on NL.

This is beautiful! Enugu(coal city) is working!

Don't panic guys! it wasn't a bomb explosion, is just an explosion from the Television,

BCuZiMBlaCk:
What was it then?

it was explosion from a gas cooker been use by a mallam to cook indomie for his fellow aboki, Lol!

Thank God Nobody died,

ezeagu:
How can Enugu's air traffic be more than twice that of Kano when there's 70 million people in Kano?

Okija_juju:
^^^

Kano people save their flight ticket money and go by horse and cow!

otokx:
they actually trek

Haba!