₦airaland Forum

All our prayers are with you young man, please never give up, keep your head up.

I doubt if you can find the original garden of Eden, a close substitute is Banbagida's house in Minna, all our money was spent there.

Whats the difference between a hairstylist and a barber? Is it just the fancy name or what. Do barbers style hair? Dis one pass me jare.

I do revere our emirs, obas, chiefs etc, but I don't think they should be involved in politics, when they get involved in politics then we have the right to criticise them.

Can't tell you mate.

Brilliant and thanks for the link. Hehehe.

Beacause Nigeria is a nation of asslickers. Instead of cleaning our streets, we'd rather do gburu in London. I know a guy who spent 2 months in America (before his sorry ass was deported) who came back and was calling his own sister "my boo". Please don't even let me start.

Who do you think you are, starting a topic just to let us know its your birthday. What next, another topic to tell us its your ?? Anyway i don't want to be hash on you because ( Yeah you guessed it, its your birthday). Hahaha happy birthday.

There's only one club and it shall be named Woolwich Arsenal, GOONERS!!

If you are the witch who tried to contact me yesterday please be more specific. At the market yesterday when i walked passed a parrot, am sure the parrot said something like "Nairaland". Maybe its me who was paranoid, but i thought i heard the parrot say "Nairaland". If you are the one, (you know yourself) please how do i know you? Be more specific next time. What do you say to a "parrot" witch? Please the witches here let me know how you greet each other. Thanks.

@Razor. As i said i plan on paying whoever half of the proceeds from this deal. Please contact me if you are serious. Please i don't want the witchcraft of having money today and dying in 3yrs. am sort of looking for 30 to 40yrs power.
Thanks for your help.

@debosky
How can i contact the witches in Benin when i don't know where they meet?
www.naijawitches.com does not work, can you give me a new link.

There's a business am planning on starting but i need assistance. To succeed in this business i think you have to be a witch.I would pay good money for the opportunity. The privilege few who are members should let me know. The possibilities of witches are endless.The ability to fly to China at night and returning before breakfast is what am talking about.I need this for a project am doing. I tried searching the internet but most of the witches i found were not in Nigeria, the nearest was in Cote'de'voire. As i said i will pay good money.Thanks for your help.

No one deserves to be beaten. Mmm but some Nigerian woman can drive you insane, still if you're so vexed, take a walk. On a trivial note, if i was married to Omo eko i think i probably would have given her a back hander one day. Lol
Her views are so archaic, i don't know. Thank God though am not married to her. She's the only woman here who actually deserve a fist in her big gob. Lol!Only joking anyway. Even omo eko don't deserve beating.

Bush is uglier than OBJ. I can't stand the sight of Bush the murderer.

The answer is No. I wish we were.

Why were the soldiers beating the policemen? I know if a policeman was friendly with the wife of any soldier, that would be a good reason to burn the station. Please some one show us a link of this story.

I agree with most of the posters, the general advice people have given you is to take this opportunity as this would give you an invaluable insight into how business works. Use this as a stepping stone, you need this for your CV or Resume. Good luck