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Christianity EtcRe: Going To Church In England And The Nigerian Story by Tornadoz(m): 9:41am On Apr 12, 2007
That does not make him silly. Funny yes, but silly no.
Forum GamesRe: UK slangs by Tornadoz(m): 9:33am On Apr 12, 2007
@choongtin
How come you know all the slangs in the UK but don't know the difference between Britain and England? Are you having a laugh?
Jokes EtcRe: A Nigerian View Of London by Tornadoz(m): 12:18am On Apr 12, 2007
texazzpete took the words right out of my mouth. Those who don't find this funny has something to hide. An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.
Why would this show Nigeria in a bad light, isn't this a Nigerian forum? If this was posted on Yahoo by a Nigerian, then I would worry.
BusinessRe: How To Start An Internet Cafe In A Village? by Tornadoz(op): 12:01am On Apr 12, 2007
@Pain
I have never heard of WIMAX, but now that you told me am definitely going to search for it. Thanks for the info.

@CongoDr
I would add more if the demand is there, but I intend starting with 15 computers.
On other question will you be there and manage the Internet cafe? if no how will you check all the sales?
No I won't be there to run it.
BusinessRe: How To Start An Internet Cafe In A Village? by Tornadoz(op): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2007
@adconline
Thanks for your imput
@KUNLEx
Though I haven't gone to my village to check the facts, am getting good feedback from my feasibillity study from my
contacts in the village.
@CongoDr
Thank you very much. The population of my village is about 10,000, and with the surrounding villages its near enough 25,000.
TravelRe: Double Decker Buses In Nigeria by Tornadoz(m): 4:21am On Apr 08, 2007
Nigeria has come a long way from the days when a double decker bus was brought to Kaduna trade fair and every one ran for their lifes. The good old days. Lol!
ProgrammingRe: 12 Year-old Nigerian Bags Sun's Java Certificate by Tornadoz(m): 4:08am On Apr 08, 2007
@Coleslove
Its not old news to those of us who didn't see it at the time.


@Topic
We should all rejoice that a 12yr old Nigerian has achieved this feat.

candylips said:
"Certification is nothing . he could have achieved it my downloading brain dumps and mastering it 4 d exam. if he developed a world class software then i knw he is a genius"
Give the kid a break, he's only 12yrs. Lets wait and see if he's the next Bill Gates. On a lighter note, did you get your certification at age Ten?
BusinessRe: How To Start An Internet Cafe In A Village? by Tornadoz(op): 3:30am On Apr 08, 2007
@CongoDr & LearnBook
Thanks to both of you for your input. All advice taken as am new to this line of business.
Much appreciated thanks.
CultureRe: Uneme: My Tribe, IS NOT Going Extinct ANYMORE! by Tornadoz(m): 12:27am On Apr 07, 2007
It seems most uneme people are afraid their tribe will die out but are not willing to do something about it. If you are not willing to attend or organize a meeting of uneme people am afraid the end is nigh.
A search on google took me to the BBC and (yes you got it right) there was an uneme person lamenting the imminent extinction of uneme.
Which local govt area does uneme fall under? I would advice your people to inter marry with people from say Agenegbode,Auchi,Igarra or Ora people, because your culture are near enough the same.
Jokes EtcRe: A Nigerian View Of London by Tornadoz(m): 3:41pm On Apr 06, 2007
@deejay1
Why is it not funny are u a fraudstar?
You have more Nigerians in UK prisons than anywhere else, visit Holloway prisons and you will know what am talking about. Let this be a light hearted warning to would be 419ers.
Christianity EtcRe: Astral Travel Or Out Of Body Experiences by Tornadoz(m): 2:26am On Apr 06, 2007
Jen33 wrote:
In fact the US army employs what is called ''Remote Viewing'' to determine what goes on in hidden places the other side of the world.
Don't you think they should use this "technology"to find Osama Bin Laden?
PoliticsRe: Ribadu’s Tenure Expires On Sunday by Tornadoz(m): 4:39pm On Apr 05, 2007
Am with you there mamajama.
Christianity EtcRe: Paying Tithes Or Giving To The Needy? by Tornadoz(m): 7:07am On Apr 05, 2007
@Horus
Shhh!!! shush!!! they are not supposed to know this, its a secret. The pastors here will murder you if they know you are revealing "Trade Secrets". Keep it quiet, thanks.
RomanceRe: Could I Be In Love With Two Men? by Tornadoz(m): 6:54am On Apr 05, 2007
@Zarah
You are a genius. How did you know when I said ashewo I was refering to you? Lol, hehehe.
PoliticsRe: Next Yoruba President - How Long Will It Take ? by Tornadoz(m): 6:35am On Apr 05, 2007
@noblezone
Am not a fan of his, but don't you think any of these candidates will be a better con man than OBJ?
Music/RadioRe: Do You Create Musical Beats? by Tornadoz(m): 6:23am On Apr 05, 2007
@kris_kelat
Fruityloops 7XXL Studio Bundle link sent to your email address.
Enjoy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do I Look Like Beyonce? by Tornadoz(m): 6:10am On Apr 05, 2007
I could be your Jayz if you want.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do I Look Like Beyonce? by Tornadoz(m): 3:49am On Apr 05, 2007
You are Beyonce without the dollars.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fl Studio5 Help Needed by Tornadoz(m): 3:30am On Apr 05, 2007
Hehehe. Glad you liked it. I may be able to give you some VST in future, I have lots of them. Meanwhile pump up da base. Have fun.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fl Studio5 Help Needed by Tornadoz(m): 1:40am On Apr 04, 2007
I saw your email and I wondered if you applied the patch correctly. Was there not an NFO file , basically the NFO file would have explained to you how to apply the patch.There should be a patch in the rar file you downloaded. Did you apply the patch?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fl Studio5 Help Needed by Tornadoz(m): 12:24am On Apr 03, 2007
I don't know why you didn't get the first one.
I sent you another email link using my other email addy, I hope you get it this time.
Let me know how it went. Have fun.
PoliticsRe: Next Yoruba President - How Long Will It Take ? by Tornadoz(m): 3:32am On Apr 02, 2007
You have a long wait ahead of you.
PoliticsRe: ‘i See Another June 12’ by Tornadoz(m): 2:38am On Apr 02, 2007
Even if OBJ wanted to do a June 12 thing he couldn't. We have a sort of democracy now, and OBJ don't have a private army. Relax he may want to do it, but we don't have a military govt now.

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