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Nairaland / General / Forgive Them Baba Buhari! Forgive Them Apc!! by Tortivchina(m): 6:38pm On Oct 26, 2020
FORGIVE ME BABA BUHARI!

FORGIVE ME APC!!

Buhari gave bailouts to pay salaries, your Governors looted it instead

Buhari refunded Paris club debt to enable infrastructural development, your Governors still ended up looting it.

Buhari ordered local government autonomy to bring governance to the grassroots, your governors resisted it.

Buhari granted judiciary and legislature autonomy to enable accountability and transparency in the state, these same governors thrashed it.

Buhari supplied massive palliatives to cushion the effects of the Covid-19 lockdown, your governors stocked them in warehouses.

Yet we ask, what is Buhari doing?

I agree Buhari could have done better, I have even disagreed with some of his policies, but, he has done some things rightly.

Let us pay more attention to our state Governors, they constitute 60%of our challenges.
Business / Re: 60 Hot Selling Products You Can Import, Sell And Make Money In Nigeria. by Tortivchina(m): 5:24pm On Aug 17, 2020
very good and true
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by Tortivchina(m): 10:01am On Jul 24, 2020
she clean all my stuff while i was away in China.I mean she took everything, from toothbrush to everything in my hse
Politics / Re: Samuel Ortom Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by Tortivchina(m): 4:15pm On Apr 23, 2020
Happy birthday to His Excellency. We are here in China celebrating your birthday under small lockdown
Health / Re: Coronavirus: UNIUYO Lecturer, A Doctor Dies In Akwa Ibom After Showing Symptoms by Tortivchina(m): 4:47pm On Apr 17, 2020
what are convid-19 symptoms my people? please and please my people stop forcing people to die
Religion / Re: Does Been Granted Visa To A Foreign Nation Call For Testimony In Church? by Tortivchina(m): 3:06pm On Nov 03, 2019
No Noooooooooo
Family / Re: 7 Unavoidable Things Nigerian Couples Experience After Wedding by Tortivchina(m): 4:57am On Nov 01, 2019
So True and good advice too
Nairaland / General / Re: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do It Very Well?? by Tortivchina(m): 7:15pm On Oct 23, 2019
sex
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari: Summary & Key Rulings To Note As Tribunal Goes On Break by Tortivchina(m): 3:32pm On Sep 11, 2019
Gospeltruth01:
Sometimes I honestly feel like blaming God for bringing me from this country. Anyways God knows best
please Don't blame God. Airpeace are helping people back to Nigeria, they can equally help drop you there in south Africa for free.your people fall to tell you that we are tired of you here
Autos / Re: I Need A Volkswagen Beetle. The Old School Type by Tortivchina(m): 4:19pm On Mar 08, 2019
I got one in Makurdi but am based abroad. How much are you willing
to pay?
Politics / Re: Buhari Travels To China With 4 Governors, 4 Senators, 9 Ministers by Tortivchina(m): 7:28pm On Aug 31, 2018
Hahahahaha, i will be there in Beijing live too. Nairaland, i will send you my picture of SAI BABA in china.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Order IPOB Members To Swim In Mud At Isialangwa (Video) by Tortivchina(m): 8:12am On Sep 14, 2017
God Bless Nigeria Army, they are the most smart Army in the world. In this case of Boko biafra (IPOB) swimming in the mud is just an example of what will be of them in the near future should in case. I think (IPOB) they are good in importing goods and i believe they will soon be importing sand from Nigeria for swimming too. How on earth will some people be like this? This their leader is not ok, he want to eat his cake and have it at the same time, just imagine after staying abroad for a long period of time, the only thing he think of bring back home to us is division.
The only thing i will bag of them is for them to allow me go and get my Anambra Igbo beautiful wife back to my state before they will start. thank you, Igbo east/North forever Nigerian, God bless real Nigeria Igbo, God bless Nigeria arm forces and God bless Nigeria
Career / Re: Wow!! See What This Pretty Slay Queen Does Just To Make A Living by Tortivchina(m): 7:36am On Sep 07, 2017
She is so pretty. Thats a complete beauty, which of the state is she from?
Family / Re: Woman Dumps Her Husband After He Lost Bank Job by Tortivchina(m): 12:42pm On Jun 04, 2017
ObiOmaMu:
Y’all need to read this true life story about a Nigerian woman who first refused to breastfeed her baby because it will make her breasts sag. Then dumped her husband, son and newborn baby weeks after hubby lost his bank job and absconded with other men.

See how karma dealt with her after many years! She was keeping bad friends who gave her wrong advice that ended up ruining her.

If you know any married woman equally misbehaving in her marriage, kindly show her this story and make sure she reads it.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/karma-punished-nigerian-woman-dumped-husband-kids.html
hahahahahahahaha
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by Tortivchina(m): 5:40am On Jun 04, 2017
istoctober:
l had to open this account to tell this story and l know that l will be bashed for this but l really need to get it off my chest.
it was in 2014, that l cheated on him and since then, l have not been myself. l have confessed to Pastors but l can't forget it and my mind keep telling me that God has forgotten about me cos whenever l pray, l find it difficult to concentrate and that's why l want to confess to him.
l know he will send me packing because he said something like that to me and the fear is what is keeping me from confessing to him. l don't want to be disgraced out of my home cos my husband will definitely do it.
l can't blame him for my shortcomings but myself for allowing devil into my home.
l really need your advice for help.... You can curse me but l deserve it for being a loose woman but l seriously need help cos depression wants to take over my life that l think of suicide to escape shame and mockery from people in case he finds out.

My dear Madam,if you have the big mind to cheat on him and he is not sick, you are not physically sick. Sorry, i will like to advice that keep it to yourself and never do it again if you are still in love with him.
Family / Re: One man, One wife by Tortivchina(m): 6:08am On May 22, 2017
Toks2008:
Before you all begin to wonder what I'm up to this time I would like to state clearly that Polygamy is a matter of choice and I'm not promoting polygamy
but i want us to have an unbiased and non hypocritical down to earth discussion about this deep and sensitive one man one wife concept.

Everyday we see series of prewedding pics,we see pics of a happily married lady with her husband and lovely children and we see ladies gush over their significant other not forgetting those who will threaten fire and brimstone if their hubby ever imagine the possibility of a second wife but I want these ladies to wait and think for a minute about that young widow who is faced with the challenges of being a single parent...about that innocent divorcee whose husband against all odds threw her out...about that mature unmarried single mum that keeps meeting unserious unmarried single men and about that unmarried lady who is probably in her 40s and have had series of heart break from callous single men....

Yes we know that the aforementioned set of ladies could still marry a never married single guy but except we want to fool each other we all know that in most cases if single guys have the choice to make,they would mostly go for single ladies with no child rather than a young widow with children,a young divorcee with children or a single mum.

The big question is "Who will marry this set of ladies? I know it will be easy for anyone to quickly say shebi there are widowers, male divorcees with children or even single guys who can still marry them but it is easier to say this if you are not in their shoes.

No matter how hard some people go against polygamy,i strongly believe it is the answer to the prayers of some ladies but what can I say in a world where hypocrisy is a norm? a world where a man of 70 celebrates 40years monogamous wedding anniversary with one lady while keeping other children with different mothers outside the same marriage...and a crazy world where even the young married men who sing the "i love my my wife" lyrics will gladly keep side chics... oh I guess it's OK as long as these men are married to one lady...hmmmmm!


In my opinion I believe the one man one woman concept is flawed for many reasons...and it is a good thing Islam is not against it neither is the bible asides the "advice" given in the bible to General overseers to be husband of one wife.

Conclusively I would leave this topic open for discussion but when next you see a widow with children,a lady divorcee with children or a single mum finding solace in the hands of a married man,before you start judging just wait,close your eyes for a minute and put yourself in their position and ask yourself..."should i continue to wait for single men who hardly want to marry me?, should i remain celibate and continue to burn with passion?, should i just throw caution to the wind and allow different men take advantage of my condition by having flings with me?, or should i gladly allow a married man to have me as a wife as long as he has the finance to take care of his polygamous status?

And if you are a married lady reading this...please before you start lashing out at me,wait till you find yourself in such situations.


I don't know if this makes sense but I leave it open for you all to discuss.
I m with you on this, thank you. you have spoken

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Politics / Re: Boy Scouts: Reno Omokri's Son Gets Promoted In Rank - Photos by Tortivchina(m): 9:33am On May 18, 2017
lordkhalifa:
grin omokri is a great man, greater than buhari
Off course only as the Head of BOYS SCOUTS
Celebrities / Re: Uber Driver Sends Beverly Naya A Text, She Thinks It's Inappropriate by Tortivchina(m): 5:22pm On May 01, 2017
I think is about time i introduce myself here as a star too. As what star? i don't know yet.
Phones / Re: Budget Of 40k, Which Phone Should I Buy? by Tortivchina(m): 12:42pm On Apr 23, 2017
up the money to 50k and if you get 4 more people that have same and need a good phone. I will bring you a very good phone from my base here in China with two sim card and with after customers service.
I will wait for you to thank me after
Autos / Re: 2003 sold sold sold sold soldToyota Verso Right Hand Drive Tokunbo automatic by Tortivchina(m): 11:14am On Apr 11, 2017
bigdeals:
available
How much? whatsapp me on +8613146294500 please
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's WAEC & GCE Results Shared By Reno Omokri (Photo) by Tortivchina(m): 10:35am On Apr 02, 2017
Mr Reno Omokri, can you show us your result, birth certificate etc. Having that good result doesn't mean one will be good at leadership in Nigeria with people under you in Names of Mr Reno Omakri. Bro, feel free to show us your certificate here on Nairaland, you never knew Mr president maybe interested in your services again. God bless Nairaland
Crime / Re: Criminal Who Terrorizes Lafia-Abuja Highway Nabbed At North Bank, Makurdi (pics) by Tortivchina(m): 5:05am On Mar 29, 2017
please gentlemen, can someone give me contact to the police station this idiot is taken to? I just need to ask him few questions, why did him and his gang kill the Boxer van driver after collecting all we have, what did he do with one of my phone Sony xperience and so much more? i m back to my base in China thank God but can't forget about what this idiot did to us on the road in January.
Crime / Re: Criminal Who Terrorizes Lafia-Abuja Highway Nabbed At North Bank, Makurdi (pics) by Tortivchina(m): 4:15am On Mar 29, 2017
Thank God. yes this is the idiot that collect my phones and clash my car in January at gun point on Kadoroko road. please help me ask him were is my phone sony xperience?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Changes DP & Uploads Selfies At Least Twice A Day by Tortivchina(m): 2:57pm On Mar 22, 2017
picture please? you never know
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Changes DP & Uploads Selfies At Least Twice A Day by Tortivchina(m): 2:57pm On Mar 22, 2017
picture please?
Nairaland / General / Re: Snake That Was Killed At My Mum's Bar This Morning (pictures) by Tortivchina(m): 2:57pm On Mar 20, 2017
kai, why? Only in Nigeria you can see a snake going to drink beer in human being bar.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Please Stop Doing This On Instagram by Tortivchina(m): 1:00pm On Mar 17, 2017
Gentlemen, we don't need to ask people opinion on this issue. The pictures are great and off course many of you will agree with me too.

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Autos / Re: Veryclean Mazda Wagon Forsale 480 by Tortivchina(m): 7:07am On Mar 16, 2017
jerryfemi88:
Ok
Guy, the way you display your cars is not right.
Crime / Re: Herbalist Dies On Top Of A Prostitute In Imo by Tortivchina(m): 2:09pm On Mar 11, 2017
seunlayi:
Op, is that picture the picture of the prostitutes involved? Why posting this pics? The writeup is OK on its own
is any of them your customer?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Lands In Kaduna Airport, Uses Helicopter To Abuja (Video) by Tortivchina(m): 3:50pm On Mar 10, 2017
Thank God is back, I can see Mr Reno Omokra hiding under the plane tyres watching as Baba arrived. Brother, what God put together no man even you with your undefine prayer can't undo it
Nairaland / General / Re: This Lady's Yoga Pose Got People Talking (pic) by Tortivchina(m): 12:36pm On Mar 09, 2017
Kai, why why everything about naija or africans is extra different?
Politics / Re: John Enenche Now Military Spokesman by Tortivchina(m): 5:27am On Mar 08, 2017
Congratulation Sir

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